Max Wiener @maxisawiener Twitter profile

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

6 months

Even when the Mets lose, you can always find a way to stay positive! Especially with the big man himself! #lgm

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6 months

Important announcement here for the kids.

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4 months

Like Nixon meeting Elvis. #lgm #rallygrimace

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

6 months

PINK AND TEAL FOR THE DUB AND A SEAL #lgm

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@maxisawiener

6 months

This crazy little lady is moving up in the world! #lgm

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@maxisawiener

16 days

I’ll see y’all in the Playoffs baby. #lgm #rallypimp

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

6 months

From one Wiener to another, this rips so hard.

x - New York Mets

@Mets

6 months

Seymour Weiner wants YOU to come to Dollar Dog Night 💵🌭 🎟️👉

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

4 months

Grimace really has taken over my entire life. Not only did he take my job as the Mets good luck charm, but this morning I found him in bed with my mother.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

6 months

GAME TIME #lgm #rallypimp

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

6 months

Series win? Win. Still being able to wear fur coats in late April? Long-term effects certainly aren’t good but definitely a small win for this guy. #lgm

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

6 months

WIENER = WINS #lgm

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

30 days

I’ve been told that the Mets will be honoring my efforts for the team next season by turning the Cadillac Club into a brothel.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

4 months

Mets even gonna break my heart in London innit #lgm #oi #bruv

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

3 months

Tonight’s win was incredible, but the only thing better than a Mets win is @SNYtv showing the back of my mom’s head on national television. #lgm

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 months

Even a staunch Mets optimist feels pain.

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@maxisawiener

16 days

By God we’ve done it.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

6 months

Dollar shaboingboing night always hits just right #lgm

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 months

SOMETIMES IT’S FUN #lgm

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

3 months

Really looking forward to the Mets second-half good luck charms: Heywood Jablowme, Rally Personal Injury Attorney, Foghorn Leghorn, someone’s pet iguana, and that picture of Gary Cohen with long hair.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

1 month

Holy mother of pearl this is a fun team. Vibing is necessary. #lgm

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@maxisawiener

13 days

Now that I’ve finally restored my blood pressure to a healthy number….roll Mets baby. #lgm #rallypimp

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

3 months

To hear the voice of God say your name still is absolutely crazy. The child Met fan in me continues to go nuts, even if he did grow up to be a Pimp.

SNY

@SNYtv

3 months

Crossover event of the year! Glizzy Iggy is back with some Grimace swag 🔥

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@maxisawiener

6 months

Johnny is a consummate professional and is now my legal guardian. Such a fun time with him.

Bally Sports Detroit

@BallySportsDET

6 months

. @JohnnyKaneBSD is back in New York and has reconnected with Mets superfan @maxisawiener to go shopping in Times Square. #RepDetroit

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

4 months

I Mets’d too close to the sun now I’m dead 😭😭

Mets Sopranos

@MetsSopranos

4 months

Come join us Grimace… #Mets

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4 months

This season proves that when interesting looking fellas are shown on camera good things will happen. Rally Grimace. We’re so back. #lgm #grimacetookmyjob

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5 months

Sweet lord.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

6 months

For those attending tonight’s Mets game, look for the idiot in the PINK fur 😈 #lgm #rallypimp

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 months

Weather’s looking good for tonight. Rumor has it though that Andy Martino is praying for a rain out so he has more time to practice doing The Chop in his bathroom mirror.

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@maxisawiener

5 months

Pictured: The Rally Philosopher seeking the words of learned men to figure out what the heck is wrong with the Metropolitans #lgm #pleasehelp

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

29 days

“What’s our pimp doing?” has gotta be one of the least expected sentences ever spoken in the history of team sports. #lgm

John DeMarsico

@JohnDeMarsico

29 days

We've had lots of practice with these in 2024. 11th walk-off of the year for the Mets. Here's how it sounded from the 🚚

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

6 months

This slaps UNBELIEVABLY hard. Consider me a massive fan.

Jordan Simpson

@jrsimpsonmusic

6 months

As the Mets begin the homestand, here’s a non-player jingle👀😎 Whether you want to call him Rally Pimp, Rally Max, or simply the guy w the cool vibes and killer wardrobe, there’s no denying @maxisawiener has been a ton of fun! #LGM #Mets #RallyMax #RallyPimp #MetsTwitter

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

6 months

Life is good when you have TWO home run chains and TWO screenings of Hoodwinked to celebrate today’s TWO run walkoff #lgm

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

2 months

If Andy Martino had such a problem with Mets fans embracing a fake pimp, just wait until he figures out what “Hawk Tuah” means.

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@maxisawiener

1 month

These Metropolitans are truly a work of art. #lgm

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8 days

I will not be arriving to the game on the Grimace train today, instead look out for the ‘72 Cadillac Coupe De Ville with leopard fur seats. The Mets are the team of destiny. #lgm

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

6 months

For those wondering, I have no relation to Seymour, however we are both finalists in this year’s “World’s Most Hilarious Name” competition.

Metsmerized Online

@Metsmerized

7 months

The Mets first vet of the game for 2024.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

4 months

The music sounds a whole lot sweeter when the Metropolitans are winning. #lgm #rallyvegas

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

16 days

What a day to have a damn day. #lgm #rallypimp

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 months

This stadium is ominously dark and very humid but the vibes are immaculate. #lgm

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 months

Another day, more Mets-induced chest pain.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

16 days

The Mets pimping homers is the perfect way to enter the promised land. #LGM

SNY Mets

@SNY_Mets

16 days

THE 2024 NEW YORK METS ARE HEADED TO THE POSTSEASON!

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

6 months

THAT ONE MADE MY LOINS SWEAT

Jake Brown

@JakeBrownRadio

6 months

FRANCISCO LINDOR FLU GAME!!! LINDOR COMES OFF THE BENCH AND WINS IT WITH A 2-RUN WALK OFF DOUBLE! 2 2-run doubles to propel the Mets to a huge win to end the homestand!!! #LGM About to record @sickpodmets to react! @maxisawiener joins me 🙌

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@maxisawiener

6 months

@The7Line @JohnDeMarsico @SNYtv Look for the pink and teal tracksuit 😈

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 months

Happy Cornell 5/8/77 to those who celebrate ⚡️💀⚡️ #gratefuldead

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 months

Meet at the Apple. Tomorrow. Witty banter and fur coats (usually a normal Tuesday for me).

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@maxisawiener

5 months

Bad look to be downing a filet at the ballgame.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 months

No shortage of Chop jokes flying out of this gullet.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

2 months

The Hawk Tuah girl throwing out the first pitch is just the tip of the iceberg. I heard tonight’s “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” is going to be a live duet sung by Alexis Texas and Stormy Daniels.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

6 months

@RSAdiamondtales Good shout here brother my brain got the best of me

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5 months

@The7Line Absolutely CRUSHING the game. Well done.

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6 months

@SNY_Mets Appreciate the love! The handle is @maxisawiener

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

8 years

#youngjewishboysbreaktheinternet

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

4 years

Guys are willing to put in a lot of work to get with a girl. I once had a crush on a girl who worked at an ice cream stand, and I had to gain sixteen pounds before she even gave me a hug.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

4 months

Tapas AND comedy? Whoa Nelly! Tomorrow night!

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 years

Take it easy, Grandma.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

6 months

@The7Line @BasicPitch_ Absolutely incredible.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 years

The fight against climate change and environmental pollution dates all the way back to the first time someone wore a “Homework Kills Trees” shirt to school.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

8 years

If 4/20 doesn't include vaping then 80% of the school has nothing to celebrate today

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 years

Whenever a bald man comes up to me and says “Can I ask you something?,” I know my hair is about to become the antagonist of the conversation.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

4 years

All the cool graphic tees and beer mugs at the front of a Spencer’s are just there to distract you from the fact you’ve indeed just walked into a sex shop in the middle of a mall.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

8 years

Eighth grade was the epitome of my basketball career, and also of my father's disappointment.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 years

As a theatre major, porn is ruined for me because I find myself judging the acting too much.

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Max Wiener

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6 years

It’s the important lessons that count.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

8 years

High school is the time when guys get turned on by the thought that they have potential as a photographer.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 years

Life’s been easier ever since I created my Bitmoji. It’s a lot better having someone who’s more attractive than you speak on your behalf.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

4 years

Saw a group of kids filming a rap music video outside of a synagogue. I could tell they weren’t Jewish because they were having fun at Temple.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 years

I have the utmost confidence in the opinion that the town of Dildo, Newfoundland, has the best welcome center souvenir shop in the world.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

6 years

If I’m venturing into the restaurant business, it will be for the sole purpose of opening an all-you-can-eat buffet called “Weight, There’s More!”

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

8 years

Listening to my brother talk on Xbox Live makes me realize how much he's matured as a future sex offender.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 years

The Jews knew they were gonna have it rough when they realized that they could have the names Hyman, Lipschitz, or Wiener.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 years

SportClips hair salons are so masculine. After my haircut, they turned on Rocky, smashed a piece of wood over my head, and made me shotgun eight beers.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

4 years

People should not have the LED-flash turned on for notifications. There’s no need to turn every text you get into a near-seizure experience.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

7 years

My grandma always mixes up her emojis. I found it hard to believe she was crying from laughter when I told her I was rejected from my number one college.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

8 years

Instead of putting pictures of missing children on milk cartons, just put a picture of a child pointing to my neighbor's basement.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

7 years

Because it's father day, I told my father I love him and that he needs to make my tuition payments soon.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 years

I was introduced to stress the first time that I watched a Chopped chef attempt to make a vinaigrette in less than thirty seconds.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 years

I want someone to tell me what my life expectancy was after I’ve passed it. Then maybe for once I can say that I’ve exceeded expectations.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 years

The idea of an elevator pitch is foolish to me because it implies that I’ll do something else in an elevator besides fart and pretend not to notice it.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

8 years

I don't ever remember exchanging contact information.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

4 years

I’m happy statues of Christopher Columbus are being torn down. No one should be publicly honored for making the worst geographical guess of all time.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 years

I got glasses recently, but only because I wanted to see through my parents’ lie that I’m their favorite child.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

6 years

I didn’t know what subordination was until I watched a person alone in an elevator press the close-door button while maintaining hard eye contact with me.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 years

“Bathrooms” exist. “Restrooms” do not. It’s hard to do any form of resting when I’m having my genitals stared at from the urinal over.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

4 years

I am very excited for my wedding, but dreading having to act happy when I get a Cuisinart as a gift on the biggest day of my life.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

6 months

@athletelogos @mattreed4484 @SNY_Mets Send it

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 years

People act like it’s so amazing that Ramen noodles can fix anything, but I personally don’t like that my lunch can also be used as a replacement for porcelain.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

8 years

The only reason you see people wearing ripped jeans is because they just listened to "Smells Like Teen Spirit" for the first time.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

6 years

Feeling pretty upset with myself after remembering my first curse word was used to describe my excitement for Spiderman 3.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 months

@wht_evss Unfortunately I will not be in attendance 😫😫😫 but I will be there to sweat and cry during some of the Dodgers games!

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 years

My family hasn’t changed our voicemail message in years, and the only thing that has aged poorly is the happiness in our voices.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

7 years

Arkansas shouldn't have gone with the death penalty. They should've made the prisoners sit in a room while some old Thai food was heated up.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 years

The only thing my mind is programmed to appreciate right now is a well-organized works cited page.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

6 years

OutKast - Stankonia (2000)

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

4 years

I went to Dunkin’ and accidentally ordered the “Charlie” instead of the “Charli.” Take it from me - Charlie Sheen should have nothing to do with the coffee industry.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

4 years

I judge where I buy my shampoo based on whether or not they sell it in a grocery store. I feel like I’m cheating my health if my choice is only a left turn away from the mayonnaise aisle.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

4 years

For some reason, the Bible forgets about the eleventh plague. Right after all first-born children were killed, God built the first Arby’s.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 years

If you’re eating at a restaurant with pictures of food on the menu, you aren’t getting served a meal, but rather lifetime sentence on the toilet.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

5 years

I would define “restraint” as not ferociously attacking someone who messes up your favorite movie quote right to your face.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

6 years

America has been getting a bad rap recently, but we need to come together and value our strengths. We are, quite possibly, the only nation that could have invented the Taco Bell Quesarito.

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Max Wiener

@maxisawiener

8 years

If we were all as smart as Donald Trump we would think he's actually a politician

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