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Max Bemis

@maxbemis

7 years

all the "young girls" who liked our band, thus pissing off punk jerks circa 2005, are now badass women in their twenties running the world

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Max Bemis

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6 years

Say Anything is Saying Goodbye. Thank you for everything. But there's more to come. Let's celebrate and feel this together. Follow the link for all the details. First news item on our site with a novella of a PDF to peruse that explains everything.

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Max Bemis

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5 years

Honestly vote for Bernie

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Max Bemis

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6 years

My wife and I had a beautiful baby boy named Charlie

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Max Bemis

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4 years

I now share my birthday with my newborn daughter, fourth child overall and professional living chunk Ellis Ray Shifra Bemis 😍

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Max Bemis

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6 years

Fuck Donald Trump forever and always

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Max Bemis

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7 years

Given all of this, I'm going to be retiring the song Wow I Can Get Sexual, Too for the foreseeable future. It may speak partially of my flaws but it's mostly a sarcastic caricature of someone i've never been at all and is no longer appropriate during this crisis

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Max Bemis

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7 years

We're having a baby this April, y'all! 99% chance it's a boy according to test. Charles Hanley Bemis. WORD

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Max Bemis

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6 years

My 5 year old Lucy recorded her first song for her band (named partially last night) Flower Petal Sunflower with me last night and I’m like both excited and nervous to post it because she’s better than I could ever be

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Max Bemis

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6 years

FUCK nazis FUCK racists FUCK homophobes FUCK rapists FUCK rationalizing any of the above. Unfollow if you don’t agree.

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Max Bemis

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Max Bemis

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6 years

New SA is done mastered and you’re gonna hear something sooner than later

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Max Bemis

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6 years

Don’t the fuck compare me to Jesse Lacey unless you’re talking about being skinny fat and rugged. I know more than you about him and trust me shut the fuck up

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Max Bemis

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6 years

Say anything would not exist without Lil Wayne

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Max Bemis

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6 years

They are the shit

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Max Bemis

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6 years

He good

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Max Bemis

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4 years

It’s-a-happening

BrooklynVegan

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4 years

Max Bemis playing Say Anything’s ‘…Is A Real Boy’ in full on a livestream. Tickets on BrooklynVegan presale. PASSWORD HERE:

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Max Bemis

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5 years

People who like my band are, like, actually really sweet. I'm talking even the casual motherfuckers who only like two songs. If you don't hear one of my songs and think "why is Nick Cave singing Yellowcard covers?" then you're probably a bigger fan of my work than me

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Max Bemis

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12 years

Welcome to the world, Lucy Jean! http://t.co/FZEvAk7O

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Max Bemis

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6 years

Say Anything is allowed to break up Title Fight has no right to

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Max Bemis

@maxbemis

6 years

Please stay tuned and thank you SERIOUSLY for helping me get through this. Oliver is a fun record as twisted as it sounds and you will probably have some hyperjoy rocking out to it assuming you liked Say Anything because that's who the record sounds like to the extreme. XO MAX

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Max Bemis

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6 years

We formed Say Anything in 2000, so to be specific almost 20 years of being able to play my music for those willing to hear it.

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Max Bemis

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5 years

also I’m doing a solo tour this year

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Max Bemis

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4 years

I remember listening to this record the day it came out, high with coby while making is a real boy. Suffice to say we wanted to compete. One of my favorite records to this day. @blink182

Feeling This

Song · blink-182 · 2003

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Max Bemis

@maxbemis

5 years

The front bottoms

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5 years

@maxbemis Any current bands you think are following in Say Anything’s footsteps? Or any band recommendations in general that are in the same vein?

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Max Bemis

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6 years

Thanks to anyone who got the joke of songs like Every Man Is A Molly and a firm fuck you who thought I had rough sex with some poor girl named Molly and wrote a song about it IRL

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Max Bemis

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7 years

Unrelated, but my first child, the beautifully wonderful little chunk of joy Lucy Jean turns 5 today.

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Max Bemis

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5 years

Still my fav. That outro fade out breakdown is really sunny day and kind of makes me weepy @mikeyway

Drowning Lessons

Song · My Chemical Romance · 2002

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Max Bemis

@maxbemis

7 years

there's a song on this next LP that gave me the same feeling as when I wrote Alive With The Glory Of Love."Wait, this is legitimately good."

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Max Bemis

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9 months

Say Anything returns from a lengthy hiatus to celebrate the 20th anniversary of ..is A Real Boy, performing the entire album on their North American tour. Presale today at 1 PM EST General on sale Thursday at 12 PM EST

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Max Bemis

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7 years

how stoked would you be if you were moshing and saw donald in the pit, knowing you could get away with physically hurting him

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Max Bemis

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6 years

So here I am thanking every one of you who believes in me and I swear to you I will not be bullied again and when I fight I don’t fight just for me anymore it for you, the one reading this who may love me

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Max Bemis

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6 years

I will always take apart toxic masculinity while making fun of myself because if you have a dick you’ve got the infection. It just matters if you’re aware enough to transcend it.

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Max Bemis

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7 years

It's been 13 years since I wrote admit it and many people still don't realize that counter culture is the new establishment

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Max Bemis

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6 years

I’m stoked, he’s unsure

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Max Bemis

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6 years

No e-cig almost at week one. I kind of don’t care about updating you guys on this because it wasn’t that hard. I instead send my prayers out to those struggling with more addictive substances. You can do it, fuck the man

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Max Bemis

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10 years

it's official! happy birth"day" to my perfect new daughter Coraline Mae Bemis and...wow. her mom @SDuPreeBemis is a full on superhero. love.

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Max Bemis

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4 years

I may be the only guy on Emo Night who hasn’t

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4 years

@maxbemis You're not Jerry Seinfeld, you never dated a 17 year old in your 30s

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Max Bemis

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5 years

Alive

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Max Bemis

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6 years

squad

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Max Bemis

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4 years

Thinking I should probably do something song shoppy or concert streamy during this time and that the coolest thing I could do would be private concerts. Would you guys be down? I can figure it out after I finish the last song shop round shortly.

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Max Bemis

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5 years

I realized today that this will be my first tour in two years which is the longest I’ve not toured since I was 19. 15 years of touring. I also found a therapist today. Not a coincidence.

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Max Bemis

@maxbemis

5 years

I remember watching My Chem headline The First Bamboozle, our first big show and how proud of them I was. Still proud of those dudes.

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Max Bemis

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5 years

April.

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Max Bemis

@maxbemis

7 years

I am so fucking thankful i am allowed to play music and write comics for a living, and you are making that happen more than I ever could

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Max Bemis

@maxbemis

7 years

the most chronic dire symptom of which being rape, coercion, and sexual assault. we all need to care more, respect women more, respect ourselves more and GIVE A SHIT

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Max Bemis

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7 years

Well our new record is still done and I still think it’s neat

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Max Bemis

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6 years

If you don’t appreciate the need for social justice in this day and age then don’t buy my art. All health and safety to you and your loved ones but you’ll never win my mind. Beef forever motherfucker. Xo

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Max Bemis

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6 years

This is for everyone who has forgiven me and taken the time to redeem the guilty. I love you guys.

Oliver Appropriate

Album · Say Anything · 2019 · 14 songs

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Max Bemis

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6 years

I wrote “little girls” about emo

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Max Bemis

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7 years

Was writing a pop song about the holocaust going too far? I honestly think if I wrote it this year I would get shit on twitter

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Max Bemis

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7 years

i wish i could hug you all. then tattoo the is a real boy nose on your fucking forehead so you have to admit you like us publically

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Max Bemis

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5 years

RIP TPB 2009-10ish to 2019

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Max Bemis

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6 years

thank you from my heart to everyone congratulating us about our son, Charles Hanley B. I can tell he is also thankful

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Max Bemis

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5 years

I rarely recognize social media shit but I will point out when I was fucked up and bipolar I lost like 3,000 followers and now that I’m relatively normal I am climbing again. This is the opposite of how the rest of my career has worked.

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Max Bemis

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5 years

i'm at that stage in my life/career where i'm like a wizened ex navy seal living in a Tibetan monastery who has seen too much horror and pain and is approached by his ex-officer to go back into action. i am literally moving to the woods. that said i think i'm playing some shows.

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Max Bemis

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6 years

Is A Real Boy wouldn’t exist without Is This It

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Max Bemis

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11 years

Us http://t.co/9b1sw6TEp1

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Max Bemis

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6 years

I don’t want to speak for anyone but the punk rock community owes a lot to @LauraJaneGrace for helping cisgender punks connect with trans punks by bringing us on her journey. I am really proud of her and her music just keeps getting better. The benefits of being true to your soul

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Max Bemis

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6 years

Our fantasy is to sell our house to a “fan” not just someone random though at this point either could happen. Take a look at it if you’re in a fam and looking for a nest and hit up our realtor he’s nice and a say anything fan too yeaa ❤️❤️

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View 23 photos for 135 Rowland Pl, Tyler, TX 75701, a 3 bed, 2.5 bath, 2,346 Sq. Ft. single family home built in 1937 that was last sold on 01/11/2021.

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Max Bemis

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5 years

my wife @SDuPreeBemis doesn’t realize how hot she is. Now’s your chance to address it without me tracking you down and beating you to death. let the truth be known the woman is fine

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Max Bemis

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5 years

It’s funny how motherfuckers who love indie fuck bois be coming at me about all this shit. Dude I’ve been married faifthfully for ten plus years. Your heroes fuck high school girls.

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Max Bemis

@maxbemis

6 years

We have new Perma new SA new something else new eisley and new something else in the works

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Max Bemis

@maxbemis

7 years

Very few things suck as much as drunk dudes in other bands “opening up” to you about how their band sucks and they hate everyone else in the band. If you’re in a band you hate and don’t quit, you fucking suck

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Max Bemis

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7 years

On a lighter, but direly important note, i don't want to hear about not hearing that song for the FIVE BILLIONTH time this tour from us because it's not REALLY on is a real boy. it now belongs to you, official emo night. go have fun.

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Max Bemis

@maxbemis

12 years

C'mon you know you'd tweet it too #unfollowifyouhatebabies http://t.co/ZG67yffb

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Max Bemis

@maxbemis

6 years

We are going to record and release 4 Bemis Family records for free including the new Perma. This is big for us. Kickstarter. Please support our next stepz 🏉

Help The Bemis Family Release 4 Free Bemis Family Albums

Kickstart the recording, mixing, multimedia creation and free streaming of FOUR next-generation "Bemis-related" releases at once

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Max Bemis

@maxbemis

7 years

It has been heartbreaking and continues to be jarring as someone who I hope is different. It makes me question even the mutual not-coerced of-age interactions i've had with women during my youth. We should all question the dynamics of sexuality and our role in this.

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Max Bemis

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5 years

Your coffin or mine?

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Max Bemis

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6 years

My follower count never changes but it's the best follower count ever

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Max Bemis

@maxbemis

6 years

Here i reject every band guy who told me i would become him. Every artist who felt he had to sacrifice women and gay/trans people to affirm his masculine identity. I've never been one of you. Fuck you forever. XO MAX B

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Max Bemis

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4 years

Finally finished SA self titled acoustic for our Kickstarter and really enjoyed playing the second half of the record. Did a slow version of Young, Dumb and Stung which may be the most random Say Anything song of all time. can you think of a more random one? Shameless?

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Max Bemis

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4 years

When Riot came out I had to argue with everyone I know that it was better than a lot of Radiohead albums

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Max Bemis

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5 years

Please come see me play all by myself this fall snff snff

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Max Bemis

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7 years

I was a naive kid when I entered "this scene" at 19 and found out that a lot of people I knew of or looked up to repeatedly cheated on their spouses and girlfriends, hooked up with underage girls etc

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5 years

Every time I explain to a new friend that was in a band that broke up I have to include “but the band was basically just me and anyone who showed up so it’s kind of just esoteric bullshit semantics.”

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Max Bemis

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5 years

Really nervous to propose this but would people be down with doing songwriting or writing in general private classes with me in 2020? Basically creative coaching

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Max Bemis

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5 years

I feel like we should put out the sophomore album by my band Perma in April. Thoughts?

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Max Bemis

@maxbemis

6 years

we all feel defensive about our sexuality or gender. it's understandable given all the seething hate in this world. if it helps i love/think everyone is hot but i have a type and that type is Sherri, my soulmate for real. that's MY queer. if you are, choose your own.

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Max Bemis

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7 years

tonight my band members showed up and fun important things are happening in regards to our next LP and i'm less shadowed by the darkness surrounding us all and maybe slightly less afraid of nuclear war? stupidly

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Max Bemis

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5 years

Two things we’ll be selling on this tour are Perma- Fight Fair and.... rare copies on the first printing of fucking BASEBALL on cd. I literally printed them myself in high school ( : should I sign em?

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Max Bemis

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5 years

I want to thank @SDuPreeBemis for being the only reason I still believe in true love. Please listen to our last Perma record if you’re in love and it gets tough sometimes; don’t worry, it’s part of the deal. Just give your heart entirely.

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Max Bemis

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7 years

so attracted to my wife

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Max Bemis

@maxbemis

7 years

if it gets me on some kind of list, that's okay..... @realdonaldtrump is an orange cunt

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Max Bemis

@maxbemis

7 years

a lot of fun things coming later this year for fans of my band say anything. live shows and also music that you've asked for.

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Max Bemis

@maxbemis

8 years

Thank u for some of you still liking my band a lot or just our old stuff or fuck you its not 2004 anymore dick and just #humbled

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Max Bemis

@maxbemis

7 years

It's unbelievable that we're playing three records from my band and so many people are attending. It's unbelievable that we have three records at all.

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Max Bemis

@maxbemis

7 years

people who give us positive but condescending "they're just emo but kind of good" reviews, i still appreciate it. you pieces of fucking shit

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Max Bemis

@maxbemis

7 years

We're sorry to disappoint those who wish he had a more emo boy name. Dashboard Bemis was taken. Conley is actually a cute name

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Max Bemis

@maxbemis

5 years

Before I was with my wife i had a crush on her for months. Admired her years before that. I’m just saying for even a small percentage of you that crush might have four of your babies

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Max Bemis

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6 years

This one goes out to all the cool girls who think freaks are cute

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Max Bemis

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5 years

I’m so grateful for you guys. Thank you thank you thank you. Imagine being born into this world and being lucky (and it is luck) to have your talent bloom at the right place and the right time. Now imagine thousands of equally talented and smart individuals supporting you.

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Max Bemis

@maxbemis

7 years

whereas those dudes are now unilaterally beer bellied, unhappily married and nursing 10 year coke hangovers

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Max Bemis

@maxbemis

12 years

Yup my gorgeous wife is in labor!!!!!!please send good vibes!!!! Cannot wait to meet #lucy

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Max Bemis

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8 years

people who even remotely like my band are so fucking nice. i think we found a niche of "not assholes-core" or at least not assholes to me.

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5 years

Gang

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Max Bemis

@maxbemis

5 years

It’s universal baby. But I wrote it about a girl in high school. Often now I think about my family or y’all fans when I sing it

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@maxbemis Is 'I want to know your plans' a love song between a man and a woman or between a parent and their child? It's driving me crazy. Can you resolve this debate in my head? I swear it's the most beautiful song a parent could sing to their child.

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Max Bemis

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6 years

Tomorrow should be a fun day for people who like my music

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