Why is no one talking about how finding a place to rent in London at the moment is carnage? Bidding wars, four figure rents for rooms, cut throat estate agents etc
Tried to be smooth and chat up a guy on the tube home. He kept laughing at what I was saying.
Now I realise he was laughing at me because I’d fallen asleep in my kebab 5 minutes earlier and there was garlic sauce on my face
My physical desk at work is being packed up and put into storage. I'm concerned by the sheer number of condoms in the top drawer and what that will mean for my career 🍆
To the person using my pics on grindr up north:
I'm not 28.
And if you're gonna send nudes, please use actual pictures of my ass because the ones you're sending aren't doing me justice.
Ta
To everyone else: please report