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taurus | anxious | certified fool

New York City
Joined February 2011
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Luggin’ that
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I’ve watched this nearly 100 times
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she didn't even try
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Baby that’s Lisa Rinna
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Yes, I own a Barbie* *A HSM3 Troy Bolton “Off to College” doll sold exclusively at the University of California, Berkeley bookstore
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6 months
Me after my me espresso
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2 years
FIP cherry has been popped🍒🤗
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2 years
Y’all hungry?
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7 months
Met this random guy at the Tinashe concert who started calling me chicken nugget, I immediately ran away. He now works at my gym and I was just greeted with “hey chicken nugget😍😍”
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The broker that came by yesterday to take pics of my apartment just texted me saying he has to come back tmrw & retake them bc my l*be & p*oppers were in half the pics
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2 months
Brooklyn eating Angela’s charcuterie #BB26
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10 months
I’ll say it, I wish ziwe didn’t interview him
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2 months
When does she start singing
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Detective Fierce 🕵🏻‍♀️
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Just witnessed greatness @tatemcrae
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9 months
Can y’all watch her while I go smoke #TraitorsUS
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Monday blues 🌧️
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“That’s that me espresso” 🫦
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Don’t do it 😤🥺
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6 months
Day 3 of living with bestie 😇
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8 months
I just think taking pto on a Monday can be really neat
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Office Gay™️
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President Biden may decide to drop out of the presidential race as soon as this weekend, according to several top Democrats who believe the rising pressure will persuade the 81-year-old.
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@OhItsRyan What did you get from Uber eats
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I’m! Exhausted!
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IG saw it first 🤓
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11 months
Twist my arm
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Trust me. Keep your chest hair 😍
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3 months
Lisa w the edible glitter #BB26
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party gets me wetter☆
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9 months
Hello?
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5 months
New to Twitter
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Attenzione!!!
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3 months
See you in 4 weeks FIPeeeeee
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6 months
Couldn’t even get passed authenticating my account for Charli/Troye tickets
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3 months
Thumbs up if you want to kys bc of this heat
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10 months
Staying in on a Friday night does a body good
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Richard ???!!?
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Thinking abt this past weekend when my friend and I were making out w this couple and the tall guy from the couple tried grinding up on me, I had to stop him bc his ass was basically on my chest.. like what are we doing here babes I’m 5’4
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11 months
Waking up after a night out at the eagle
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7 months
To the guy who won’t stop clacking his fckn fan at phaedra park’s drag brunch… you will begin to cough in 5 days
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Rainy day boots 🌧️👢
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2 years
🌸💕💖🐷
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4 years
Gays on thanksgiving be like
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3 years
Look what delivered this am - happy Friday :) @mcecreations
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4 months
Pre pride *pump*
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7 months
So I just got my cardio. I need an oxygen tank and a cigarette at the same time.
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4 months
Wittle me
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9 months
Say hi back
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10 months
Feeling very *baby girl* in honor of Jake losing survivor last night 🥲
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22 days
Oomf saw it first 🤠
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My new fav shirt tbh
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6 months
Will I ever know peace
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3 months
My date tonight made me watch the first episode ever of Sex and the City and I fear I may have to start watching the whole series now
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11 months
Jump if ur gay
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3 months
Gay co worker asked how old I was so I said, “Well how old do I look🫦😚😚” He said 34.
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Empanada Mama having security is so funny to me
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2 years
@aidanthereup True acting
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7 months
APPROVED!!! 🫦🫦
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Let’s pray we get approved for this apartment!! 🙏🏼
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And just like that … your boy is back to being EMPLOYED!!!!
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11 months
Well sorta kinda 🤓
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4 months
This guy who lives above me left a note under my door asking to take me out on a date but I want the guy who lives NEXT to me to ask that !!!
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10 months
We like to keep each other on our TOES really
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7 months
Kacey….baby…this album is hittin
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6 months
🎉🎂🥳🎈
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5 months
Is somebody gunna match my fweak or what
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2 years
🌸🌺🌷😊
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@geiushi I can’t tell! 🫶🏼
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@Alaska5000 Did you have fun up there?
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These wing flavors?? Hello?? 🐓
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Short guys put on muscle so fast I’m so jealous. They’re like little pit bulls
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@mark19903475 I’m people
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P***house
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Evolution of LGBTQ spaces: 1. Queer people make space for themselves 2. Venue gets popular 3. Straight cis women start coming as safe/fun space 4. Str8 cis men show up to hit on women 5. LGBTQ folk get pushed out of space/no longer feel safe 6.LGBTQ stop returning/lose the space
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4 years
Support small businesses 💜💙💜💙
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6 months
Y’all mind if I queen out real quick?
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4 years
Y’all know the mf vibes 🙃
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5 years
Fckn hell
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let me be your motivation ✨
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He looks like if a toddler was granted one (1) wish to become a 30 something year old for a full 24 hours
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oh WOW😭😭😭
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4 years
I want to be the guy w his legs wrapped around another guy on the right
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Sydney & Melbourne haven’t had a single COVID-19 case in weeks. Nationwide, Australia has seen 0 COVID deaths since December, when there was 1. This is how a friend spent his weekend bc they listened to science and didn’t politicize a health crisis. America, we failed so hard.
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Crazy how going to the gym sort of.. works?
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Name something worse then a recruiter who’s incapable of recruiting .. I’ll wait
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3 years
well … did you ?
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Beard guard fell off mid trim last night… ended up shaving a chunk of my beard off by accident and now I look insane… FIP on Thursday…
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2 years
At least the front looks good ??
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???
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Well after a 2 week hiatus off from the gym it’s time to start the year off RIGHT… by ordering dominos
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Do we like🤭
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Every time cars honk their horn uncontrollably on my block this f*g who lives across the street hangs out his window and SCREAMS at the cars it’s soooo funny
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Big things happening over here
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Something something gym selfie
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Moving day tmrw !!
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I can do this too btw
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