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7 years

Just pay for it you tight cunt

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6 years

Seans got an infected finger from fingering some mucky 16 year old hahahahahhahaha

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7 years

Been called up for jury service, fuck me I cant even decide what to have for me tea never mind whether Pete from Derby killed some poor cunt

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7 years

Payday has now turned into pay people back day

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3 years

Don’t think barry bannan likes me very much

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@mattcivil18

6 years

So apparently I got booted out of leadmill last night for getting that lemonade machine from behind bar and pouring it in someones gob

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7 years

I'm not going out this weekend

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6 years

Daleys got hold of remote in champs and put babestation on and its linked to tv’s downstairs and there’s a party on wi loads of kids hahahahahahahahha

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6 years

In some boozer in bulgaria and some birds just come and asked me if I’m crosspools striker, can’t catch a fucking break

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@mattcivil18

6 years

Seans just paid me a tenner to get me bollock out in front of this group of lasses in sheaf on eccy road... easiest tenner I’ve ever made in me life

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@mattcivil18

7 years

More importantly, Shefffield has Hendersons Relish.

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@mattcivil18

6 years

I’m a massive loser

alesha

@maybealesha

6 years

btw if ur 16 or older and don’t care about politics ur a massive loser x

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7 years

Still can't believe Cal got twatted by this lass for saying she looks like Gemma Collins

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@mattcivil18

8 years

New year same me, I'm still gunna be a cunt

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@mattcivil18

8 years

Our Sarah's done me a meat and potato pie for tea and just broke the news that there's no hendo's, she's lucky I haven't gi her a right hook

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@mattcivil18

5 years

I’ve never disagreed with a tweet more than I do with this one, christmas eve best night of the year by a fucking mile

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@jessdancexx

5 years

Going out Christmas Eve is a crime to me🤣 couldn’t think of anything worse than being in bed hungover on Christmas day🤮😅

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@mattcivil18

4 years

@SykesBeats @sammullins17 @oscxrcxm you can’t park there

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@mattcivil18

9 years

@SooFunnyPost who else is looking at the comments because they don't get it?

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@mattcivil18

8 years

Just been to see drake on snapchat x

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@mattcivil18

6 years

Snapchat kids

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@hostiamendi

6 years

My keeper sits on the bonnet of his 19 plate Lamborghini with his 10/10 wife. What does yours do?

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@mattcivil18

7 years

Please donate just £2 a month to find Seans jaw

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@Cal_Mccormick3

7 years

Merry Christmas @seanhaydock

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@mattcivil18

6 years

Can’t believe how many birds came up to me in liverpool last night asking if I was crosspools striker

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@mattcivil18

4 years

I don’t want to speak to anyone for the rest of the day, good bye

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@mattcivil18

2 years

5 pints

Netflix UK & Ireland

@NetflixUK

2 years

The rift has opened, brb going through a portal to the Upside Down to grab a slice of mind flaying pizza 🏄🍕 📍Head to Dereham Place, Shoreditch!

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6 years

When Ollie Norwood gets on the ball

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@mattcivil18

7 years

Got to football half an hour after kick off then got sent off after 30 seconds, reyt laugh

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3 years

5 pints

just a lil guy :)

@gaydogdad

3 years

Obsessed with my new bikini 🥵💖

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6 years

‘Swerve it liam neeson’ hahahhaahhahahaha

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3 years

Reyt who’s gunna take one for team and run me over

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@mattcivil18

7 years

Scored, came off, had an ale, came back on, scored, up the pool💚

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@mattcivil18

3 years

Hahahahahaha oops

Wozzle⚔️

@LewisWorrall10

3 years

Some boy🤣⚔️🤌🏼

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@mattcivil18

4 years

Close the pubs

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@mattcivil18

8 years

Just like to say a massive congratulations to @seanhaydock for FAILING HIS DRIVING TEST HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH LEARN HOW TO DRIVE YOU WANKER

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@mattcivil18

7 years

It's me.

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@mattcivil18

7 years

Where's Maddie Mccann?

danielle

@daniellebushh

7 years

I actually find out everything

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@mattcivil18

7 years

Thought it was just me wanting to dropkick this cunt on his bike but it turns out rest of Sheffield fancy it as well

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@mattcivil18

6 years

I can balance a sweeping brush on my chin for about 6 seconds

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@mattcivil18

5 years

In other news, I got in last night absolutely blindo and pissed int wash basket

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@mattcivil18

5 years

No football till 4th of april might be best thing thats ever happened to my bank account

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@mattcivil18

7 years

The 5 second rule also applies to red lights if you’re running late for work

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7 years

It's friday eve eve eve

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7 years

@_mollyfearn Go to Syria, they'll sort you out wi a boom

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@mattcivil18

6 years

@hollyaskey @ALBY_LAD @JTSS35 @DomHeeley Tell your man to stop going out dressed as tiger woods then

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@mattcivil18

8 years

SEAN FAILED AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A CUNT

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@mattcivil18

4 years

I don’t wanna have to tell you what sort of weather this is again

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@mattcivil18

5 years

Will all these politics tweets please fuck off

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@mattcivil18

6 years

Our chris managed to come back to wrong hotel last night and walked in on 2 people shagging hahahahahahhahah

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@mattcivil18

7 years

@ChloeCattellx How are you x

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@mattcivil18

5 years

King prawn after 2 pints

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@mattcivil18

7 years

I can confirm I will not be attending area on the 21st of September

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7 years

How has Dom from love island actually announced a full UK tour when he was on the show for 15 minutes

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7 years

19 years ago today, a cunt was born🙋🏻

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7 years

Think this is the only 'unpopular opinion' tweet that is actually and unpopular opinion

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@mattcivil18

8 years

Sean can't drive

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@JenR4hme

8 years

Describe 2016 in 3 words.

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@mattcivil18

6 years

Just had to give 505 a listen to remind myself why it’s slightly acceptable that I paid £70 for a monkeys ticket

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@mattcivil18

6 years

I agree Lydia, absolutely disgusting!

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@mattcivil18

6 years

Tried pissing on me brother when I got in last night apparently hahahahah get in

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@mattcivil18

7 years

David Silva's doing oreyt for him sen

Benjamin Mendy

@benmendy23

7 years

MY G'z !!!

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6 years

Bald blokes scrapping in swanvil so we’ve put rocky choon on J box, we’re reyt funny

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@mattcivil18

6 years

I hope the females across the country know how long we’ve been waiting for this

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@charlieINTEL

6 years

🚨 BREAKING: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is now backwards compatible on Xbox One

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@mattcivil18

8 years

Will people stop turning 18 please, I've got no money x

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8 years

"It's only a game" fuck off mum.

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@mattcivil18

6 years

Update: not made coach for wigan away, new year same Sean

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6 years

New years eve and sean went home at 8

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8 years

Just called the bus driver pal and it's a bird, today isn't going to go well

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