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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

People in the comments often call me fat...But I just just ignore them. Because I’m the bigger person

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

What I payed for on vs what I received

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4 years

I felt that

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

2 years

I did it. 1003lbs 🥹 I promise I’ll stfu about PRs now

Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

2 years

Tonight: I WILL break my goal of 1000lbs on the leg press Tomorrow: a lot of sitting down

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Matt Ansini

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2 years

EXCUSE ME?

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Matt Ansini

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3 years

Woah, technology is amazing

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

Therapist: Pikachu Austin isn’t real, he can’t hurt you Pikachu Austin:

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

It’s not the fastest or the sexiest, but I got a new car

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Matt Ansini

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4 years

I broke down and got the keyboard

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Matt Ansini

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2 years

#WWDC22

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

so @austinnotduncan rejected my amazing thumbnail idea

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Matt Ansini

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

5 years

@austinnotduncan Hey Guys, come fly with us

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

1 year

This was a very shitty week, I decided to take it out on some weights

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

2 years

Feeling pretty good about my first deadlifting session…ever

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

I couldn’t go home for Christmas...So I sent myself home for Christmas

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

"You have been successfully unsubscribed to our email list" The biggest lie ever told.

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

It really IS the future

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

3 years

I feel like this has good potential

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

3 years

It big

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

3 years

When you collect all the YouTuber merch @SuperSaf glasses ✅ @MKBHD pillow ✅ @LinusTech phone case ✅ @randomfrankp stickers ✅ Not pictured: @austinnotduncan , because I’m only collecting good YouTubers

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

A girl catfished me once...I went to go kiss her, and she pulled off her mask BAM Tim Cook.

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@saradietschy

4 years

OH MY GODDDD THIS VIDEO LMAO HAHAHAHAH #AppleEvent M1 now in iPad pro

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Matt Ansini

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4 years

@tldtoday m1's run out of battery?

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

Austin literally never lets me have any fun.

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

Started my first play-through of Fire Emblem: Three Houses last night. Immediately got raided by @JoeZieja , the voice actor of Claude. And I have to say, his community was THE nicest and most supportive that I have ever encountered on Twitch. 10/10. #FearTheDeer

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

2 years

Pilot on my flight said “estimated time of arrival is 10:20…but I think we can beat that” Then the dude Tokyo drifted the plane out the taxi way, popped the clutch, hit the NOS and took tf off My man 👊

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

Feeling @SuperSaf -y today

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

7 months

Thanks everyone for the support<3 My throat has been swollen for the better part of a year…I had my tonsils and a couple benign masses removed Doing well, but speaking is difficult

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

2 years

Austin is only accepting selfie requests via the floor…fame has changed you man

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

2 years

Desk view, oh no I accidentally shared it to family #WWDC22

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

Clean af

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

3 years

My dad just asked me to buy him $150 worth of “Doggy Coin” cause his friends were talking about it, and it “seemed fun”

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

1 year

Who let me out the house looking so fly

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

2 years

Just thinking about that time @GuyFieri took me to Flavortown while @SHAQ peer pressured me into chugging tequila 😍🥰😍

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

3 years

Guy Fieri made me a tequila mixed with BBQ sauce and then Shaquille O'Neal bullied me into chugging it in from of a crowd of Japanese businessmen Bonus: in this pic, Shaq is yelling at me for taking a selfie “nah man, just live in the moment”

Lauren Modery

@Hipstercrite

3 years

Tell me the strangest interaction you've had with a celebrity.

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

You know how I know I’m old? I remember when ‘on sale’ meant ‘at a discount’ ...and not just ‘in stock’

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

11 months

The past couple months have been emotionally challenging Back in October I had some health issues and was facing a possible cancer diagnosis…and it wasn’t until just last week my doctor finally ruled that out To say that a weight has been lifted would be a understatement 🧵

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

1 year

Why do people freak out when I tell them I saw a movie by myself? Im a 34 single dude, I do everything by myself But the one activity where you sit quietly in the dark, eyes front for two hours?…THATS where people get weird?

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

@tldtoday That was the moment I knew this was staged, because no one has ever moved a photo in MS Word without the entire page freaking out

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

Me, going into Clubhouse rooms

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

11 months

Cons: I didn't have internet for a week Pros: I got upgraded from 100mbs to 1gig for the same price I was paying Nice

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

10 months

I mean…I DO have a 3 hour layover 🤔

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

‘Become a YouTuber to meet chicks’ they said!

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

5 years

@loudmouthNJ Okay but you left out his best movie: Summer Catch

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

2 years

Nice.

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

2 years

Christmas card from me and Nibbler

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

3 months

Today marks six years since I joined @austinnotduncan Time really does fly when you are working with a guy who sort of looks like Logic

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

3 years

@Xbox Here’s my controllers, @Xbox

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

1 year

Selling my iPhone 14 Pro with Twitter still installed, no X update 750,000 Doge coin or shitcoin of equal value No lowballs, I know what I’ve got. #Twitter

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

5 years

But I want to know what @austinnotduncan said to #JonyIve that made him leave Apple

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

2 years

@austinnotduncan Fan: can I get a selfie? Austin: only if you share that hotspot pw

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

1 year

Can’t wait to play with the PlayStation Portal!

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

2 years

After 6 months of going to the gym, I’m down 30lbs, and the lowest weight I’ve been in probably a decade…and I am proud of that But like…I don’t see it, and I don’t feel it Everyone talks about how good they feel after, but I feel nothing…anyone else?

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

3 years

I’ve been working with a trainer for the past 6 weeks or so, and most of the progress has been slow (which I fully expected) The one place I am feeling super confident is in my leg day workouts, and I just did my PR for leg press (630lbs)

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

2 years

Images with threatening energy

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

2 years

Asus’ new Raikiri Pro Xbox controller has a 1.3” OLED screen…I can’t wait to play Doom on this

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

3 years

@austinnotduncan My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me Giorgio

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

2 years

An unfortunate fact…every 3+ year old Samsung phone we had in storage at the office had their batteries expand like this…every single one I just pulled out my S7 out of my desk drawer at home and it too has expanded

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

1 year

Going through my midlife crisis in style

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

2 years

Merry Christmas

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

Blanket Bros preparing to camp out for the 4080 launch

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

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@austinnotduncan @Sony That's cheap enough that you can buy each of us one in the office!

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

@austinnotduncan @whatsinside stop going to the desert, Im not coming to get you again

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

3 years

Off the coast of Africa to SoCal in just 22 minutes... I did not realize my lunch was being delivered via SR-71 Blackbird

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

2 years

Today was bittersweet…we shot our last TWO videos in the *old* new studio This was always a temporary space, just to get @ThisIs_Channel back up and running…but we shot over FIFTY episodes here and now I’m all sentimental Thank you all so much for the love and the support <3

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

Felt cute...might delete later

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

3 years

RIP my slate that I’ve been using for the past 15 years. Had a lot of great memories here Until @austinnotduncan broke it

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

2 years

I found it

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

1 year

Please enjoy this totally normal picture of me

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

If you upload a "transparent png" with a baked in "transparent" background...I automatically assume you are a terrorist.

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

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I need to set my phone on fire @austinnotduncan

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

Game day snacks was a massive success

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

3 years

Me, buying a bunch of candy: Cashier: getting ready for those trick-or-treaters? Me: no

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

3 years

@SnazzyQ Personally I always use cocaine to read to children, it creates a sense of urgency and adventure while reading To Give a Mouse a Cookie

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

Me, checking my portfolio every 3 minutes to see if I’m a billionaire yet after investing $20 into BTC at $32k

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

9 months

Would you still watch me if I was a worm? 👉👈🥺

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

3 years

Microsoft has also announced that they have already decided to discontinue this “next generation of windows” prior to their announcement of “next generation of windows”

The Verge

@verge

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Microsoft teases a "next generation of Windows" announcement "very soon"

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

2 years

The most childish thing I do is collect LEGOs The most adult thing I do is get regular dry cleaning Thankfully, there’s a place that sells LEGOs next to my dry cleaner’s so I only need to make one trip 😎

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

7 months

living my best life

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

2 years

I just don’t get the appeal of boba, idk

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

1 year

Deadlift PR

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

2 years

Nice looking car, but I’m not Afeeling the name

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

2 years

Going through the Time Machine that is my old room at my parents house: Found the BEST piece of tech that ever tech’d…you can’t convince me otherwise

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

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Lift heavy objects

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

2 years

Between Last of Us Sundays and Mandalorian Wednesdays, Pedro Pascal really is the glue that is holding us all together

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

I heard there was a new @Xbox today

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

BRB, trying to win back my ex wife

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

5 years

Oh ya btw....

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

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@austinnotduncan I was gonna make a “sent from zflip” joke, but Twitter had to ruin it for me

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

3 months

Now that I’m 35, I AM ANNOUNCING THAT I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT My policies: -talking on speaker in public will be a capital offense -it will be illegal to have the same ad play on every ad break -trains -bathroom stalls will go all the way to the floor #mattioforpresident

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

@kenbolido @austinnotduncan Thanks, I hate this

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

4 years

My best Linus impression

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

1 year

In 1992 I saw this mf and just decided to be him

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

3 years

I need (very) minor eye surgery Today I was at my ophthalmologist's ON THE SURGICAL TABLE, I have been given anesthesia, scalpels are out He just goes "I shouldn't be doing this, here is the name of a guy who would do it better" And then I just...left? WHAT. THE. FUCK.

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

1 year

In the airport waiting for my flight, and I hear a kid asking his parents if they think they will see any celebrities Like bitch, I’m sitting right here

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Matt Ansini

@matt_ansini

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Headshots