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a fairy dies everytime a pretty girl decides to dress like this
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@matchassidehoe
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@matchassidehoe
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i dont get posts like this if u had an ed u wouldnt need 'motivation'
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@matchassidehoe
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ppl will do anything but cut out the bigmacs 🤦‍♀️
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@matchassidehoe
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do u guys not have friends this is so normal for me
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No but I would actually kms if someone called me fatty constantly even if it’s not serious 😭
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holy delusion
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@matchassidehoe
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dream has nothing on u
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Face reveal bc I feel pretty, pls pls pls don't flop </3
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physcosis
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@dollsinstars like whats the appeal in wearing brands over fits
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@NEPOREXIA so fat she thinks a bowl of fruit is disorded i canttt
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@matchassidehoe
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i hate looking through his following its always girls with this type of pfp
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@matchassidehoe
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@thatsomafer is she at the gym
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@matchassidehoe
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green hoodie has more aura than most men ik
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i hope the girl with the green sweater is having a nice day
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@zestyzinab frrrr and shell still loose like crazy beacuse her sw is high
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@matchassidehoe
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"theres plenty of fish in the sea!!" the fish:
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@matchassidehoe
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ya allah the men u sent to go to war are getting lip filler
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Lip Filler 💉👄
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@matchassidehoe
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teacher: whats 300 times 2 nerd: erm 600 🤓 fine ass blonde boy: matchassidehoe follower count me: istg these girls be trippin dawg 😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
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@matchassidehoe
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u dont need ozempic or liposuction starve like everyone else freak
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@matchassidehoe
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only like 2% of boys can pull this off and the problem is all boys think their apart of that %
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i have a burning hatred for this genre of men
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i wish i could say the n word "mf" js isnt enough
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@matchassidehoe
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litch me
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@matchassidehoe
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a LONGG 2015 thinspo 🧵 tags 🐷🚫 : edtwt anatwt miatwt ricecaketwt fatspo bigspo chubspo
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@matchassidehoe
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nerfed y would she do that to herself
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Taylor Hill’s new tiktok video
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@matchassidehoe
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@NEPOREXIA shes sm stronger than me i wouldve deleted agesss ago 😭
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@matchassidehoe
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dw hell is preserved for u 💕👶
@dnfslover
alin ✡︎ loves alfa
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we have nowhere else to go
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@matchassidehoe
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does she rlly
@ThePopTingz
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Selena Gomez looks stunning in new selfie.
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@matchassidehoe
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shes projecting so hard cus shes built like a line backer
@nikkistarves
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ugly cunt this is genuinely fucking disgusting
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@matchassidehoe
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theyre perfect for eachother oml
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@matchassidehoe
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whats my name mamas
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im tryna take y'all seriously
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@matchassidehoe
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the reason she eats so much is cus none of this is real actual food
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GOD DAMN BITCH??
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my followers running to like my rts but not my regular tweets
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@matchassidehoe
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yk ur about to read a banger when this pfp is on ur tl😭😭😭🤷🏻‍♀️
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@matchassidehoe
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"looks cute"
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Selena Gomez looks cute in new selfie.
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@matchassidehoe
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srsly i hope that mascara gives u pink eye
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@matchassidehoe
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why do celebs pull such cute peices like this but then not commit to the jewlary and accessories like its so bland
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mf this happend on roblox 😭😭😭😭
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its so funny to me how a year ago i used to think this was the ideal colour pallete now im making my dad get me fake tan at 11 pm so i look bronzed for my blonde root touch up tmrw
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@faerieangeI she looks so different omg
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this is so sad like genuinely shes like 3 and already has body image issues
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@matchassidehoe
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all fat ppl should die with a few exceptions like dj khalid
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@matchassidehoe
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should we tell bella hadid???
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@matchassidehoe
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the page vs the user 🤍
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@matchassidehoe
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am i tripping or is this outfit hideous
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greta’s outfit???? she caused a 9.9 mother quake on the cunter scale with this look omg
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"just date the guys from ur school !!" them:
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@matchassidehoe
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me
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@matchassidehoe
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making a gc reply to be added 😇😇
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@matchassidehoe
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love seeing celebs w my build 🥹🤍
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@matchassidehoe
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@nirvanorexic they keep tryna rebrand jelously as fatphobia like girl
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"bmi is inacurrate cus it doesnt account for muscle mass 😡😡" -someone with zero muscle in sight
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@sodeIusionaI FUCKED HER UPPP
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@matchassidehoe
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@aspiringdummy + it will take longer to recover from that than to js loose the weight in the first place like its rlly not worth it
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@matchassidehoe
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deleting ig dhmu only real ones know 11:11
@PopBase
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Selena Gomez announces she’s taking a break and deleting her Instagram: “I’m taking a break and deleting my Instagram. I’m done. I do not support any of what’s going on.”
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@matchassidehoe
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this is killing me so bad
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@matchassidehoe
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"moot you follow 🥺" IDGAFFF JUST BLOCK ME?
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@matchassidehoe
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handspo 🤍
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@matchassidehoe
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@bpcaIz yup my upper thighs r so stubborn with fat its killing me
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@matchassidehoe
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moots
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@matchassidehoe
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"where my hug atttttt 😂😂"
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@matchassidehoe
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its so funny how guys are alergic to saying happy birthday omg tf is a "more life" "happy thug day" "+1 lap" its so gay
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id kms if i was lana del rey and all my fans were these skinny pro ana demons then i got fat
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@aethersskull SAFE FOOD GONE 🤦‍♀️
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@matchassidehoe
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matchassidehoe greets u all.
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@matchassidehoe
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ugh shes so ajekensjsj
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@matchassidehoe
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bitches cant even have a birthday out loud
@Rabz_16
رابعة 🍉
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why do people publicly say happy birthday to themselves for attention it’s so cringe 😭
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@matchassidehoe
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all my moots are named lulu لولو ruru coco gigi nana juju roro mimi or cici u bitches are so funny omg
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back when I wasn't an obese troll omg
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@matchassidehoe
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NEW ERA YUPP
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@LauraW58892
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Just because I’m not as thin as a twig doesn’t mean I’m not skinny LOL
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@matchassidehoe
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arab genes gave me big green eyes and tan skin but they also gave me a big ass nose so whats the point
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choose 😇
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im so confused she looks better + healthier after
@Tcastolo_
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Imagine dating your girlfriend and she makes this foolish decision
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DO IT
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@matchassidehoe
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"and if you ask them they will surely say 'we were only conversing and playing/joking'"
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@matchassidehoe
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do we fw my baby names 🥺
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@matchassidehoe
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PT 2!!
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holy delusion
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@matchassidehoe
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hes tryna turn u into a big bertha so u dont leave
@essdadon
monet tejada💋
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and my man , thank you to my man🥰
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@lululimic and recording a random woman and posting it is soo
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@beyoncegarden
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who would you pick😭?
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@matchassidehoe
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u tweeted this js to tweet theres litch nothing greasy in this vid
@fatspofromme
♡.Edtwt (mostly fatspo)
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The hair,the food,the skin,the body,everything in this video is greasy
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@matchassidehoe
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why tf would u put avo on guac
@DIETWEN
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Which one are you picking? 🍓🥑🫐 🍇
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being egyption is so funny cus everyone elses dialects sound so classy and romantic and i sound like a ghetto shishtawook street vendor
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@matchassidehoe
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matchassidehoe has finished studying for finals alhamdullah allhumabarik. she greets u all.
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@matchassidehoe
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imagine being saved as pussy great 🌊💕 on a guys phone
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help he’s so pathetic and he looks 13..
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you KNOW ur gonna read a banger when u see dis pfp on the tl 😭😭🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️👩‍🍳👩‍🍳
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@matchassidehoe
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who hurt her 😭😭🤦‍♀️
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@matchassidehoe
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ur a loser btw
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y is his leg like that does he like boys
@Kwebbelkop
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If ai girlfriends aren't for you, you can always try the ai boyfriend 😍
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imagine this everytime u read one of my tweets
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@matchassidehoe
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face reveallll 🥺 am i ugly or nawl
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@matchassidehoe
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bye they want a natrual body that looks like a bbl
@polo_man404
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🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
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I leave twitter for like 5 mins to focus on my grades and I lose 44 followers none of u are real hanators
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this looks like an infection dpwm
@JebraFaushay
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There is nothing stopping you from getting heart freckles tattooed on your face this weekend.
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she died
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@matchassidehoe
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living cus my parents took care of me?? what this isnt a flex
got my first job at 14. what y’all hoes was doing at 14🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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hrh collection is way 2 ugly to b speaking the way she does 🫣
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@ozempicaddict she only got a job as sales associate im crying
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like this tweet for a direct 🤍 #unoriginal
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