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Joined January 2020
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@marxsidi
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me: i got into a car accident eldest daughter of a brown household: I am the eldest daughter of a brown household
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@marxsidi
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do eldest daughters have ANYTHING positive in their life all u lot do is complain about being the eldest daughter
@bigbaydavis
🎀biological fem queen🎀
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They said nobody isolates more than the oldest daughter that knows no one is coming to save her
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@marxsidi
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"netanyahu age: 74 found hanging himself in his room"
@Jerusalem_Post
The Jerusalem Post
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'He's in a bad place': Expert says Netanyahu 'emotionally shattered' by war
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@marxsidi
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@marxsidi
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8 months
A man passed away today at the masjid immediately after giving salam during asr on the day of jummah. What a way to go subhanAllah
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@marxsidi
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@sabkuchsamjha Advice for my oomfs : you people should never marry- 1. sabkuchsamjha
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@marxsidi
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the sufis on this app make me wahhabi and the wahhabis on this app make me sufi
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@marxsidi
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@SureshFromIIT
Suresh Kumar
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I have seen this picture on Twitter a few times now. And every time, people (probably islamofascists) make fun of it. Are you really telling me Israeli women wouldn't want to procreate with a BRAHMIN man? Think of the genetic superiority that combination would create.
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@marxsidi
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6 months
what a hanafi nightmare looks like
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@marxsidi
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10 months
shea butter? get that filthy thing out of this sunni household
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@marxsidi
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2 months
@ummhumayraa get well soon
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@marxsidi
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@Farid_0v
Farid
11 months
I've spoken to three graduates from the Islamic University in Madinah about it being described as a "Madkhali propaganda center." Responses included scoffing and rejection of this claim as a major injustice. They only had praise for it. None of the three are "Madkhalis" either.
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@marxsidi
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non binary hanafi (guy who isnt deobandi or barelvi)
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@marxsidi
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2 months
@thuruso dont have one
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@marxsidi
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rizz so bad bro made her deactivate
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@marxsidi
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@kayansdiary may Allah make it easy for her
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@marxsidi
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11 months
how do married shafi'is go to bed with their wudhu intact
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@marxsidi
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7 months
i love the confidence with which people say stupid things online
@khanaskhumus
Hana 𓂀 هنا
7 months
“Make hijrah” you mean immigrate? Free western Muslims from thinking any Arabic word is holy and religious. Like bro just say immigrate 💀 dunya, hijrah, gheerah, those are all just Arabic words LMAO
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@marxsidi
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8 months
this kid looks 12 and 40 at the same time
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@marxsidi
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@101bint
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rather than tweeting this and making ur mum sound weak, maybe you should offer to go instead of her?? once u start acting masculine, the women in your life won’t have such fears
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@marxsidi
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11 months
@Emxnullah these people argue as if they're marrying their worst enemy
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@marxsidi
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yes bro following a madhab is fine and all 4 correct but have you tried following the Qur'an and sunnah the people of palestine would be freed only if they followed the Qur'an and the sunnah wait don't bring out the list of ashari rulers bro please
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@marxsidi
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11 months
Brothers wanna be a dominant husband but are submissive to their nafs. Much to think about
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@marxsidi
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11 months
stop romanticising pictures of the mujahideen its disrespectful
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@marxsidi
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@jusalilbrown
Becoming Dr Hamna 📚
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One day imma walk into a masjid and pray in the mens area and if they try and stop me, imma pull out hadith and the equality act 2010. Former to prove segregation is not actually from the Prophet SAW's time and the latter to say segregation in a public space is actually illegal.
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@marxsidi
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1 year
got her a ring for mehr thoughts
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@marxsidi
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8 months
wow people online are creeps who would have thought amirite
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@marxsidi
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1 year
how do you see someone grieving and think of replying with this
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@marxsidi
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7 months
the arab femoid shakes in disbelief as she gets linguistically MOGGED by true paki patriots
@SalmaEissa_
Salma Eissa
7 months
@mogheess_ @Asim_TAA Yes please tell the Arabic speaking person who speaks Arabic fluently that she’s wrong about the meaning of an Arabic word 💀💀😂
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@marxsidi
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1 year
My cousin is getting married in his 30s after looking for a bride for 6+ yrs. It took this long cause of the high standards he had and he had to lower them at the end. You're free to have whatever standards you like, but this is probably how most of you will end up
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@marxsidi
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9 months
*uk guy on twitter complaining about paki immigrants* rajesh from the slums of bihar: sir india facing this problem also
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@marxsidi
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1 year
just found out oppressed people striving for their right to live should actually just stop having kids and let their people be eradicated with time
@V8W2Y6
Aborted Fetus ☭
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I’m so sorry but why are they still having kids it had to be said.. like how are birth rates higher in THAT place than norway 😭
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@marxsidi
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8 months
people would accept islam because of the manners of the prophet ﷺ, and some brothers here advise women with harshness that would drive them away from islam
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@marxsidi
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11 months
No matter how great of a warrior you are, you must brush your wife's hair and massage your mother's feet
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@marxsidi
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11 months
nice marriage requirement dear but I must ask who wants you again
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@marxsidi
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8 months
No more, I've had enough
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@marxsidi
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7 months
mf said to take from faris al hammadi instead of shaykh nuh, taqi uthmani and saeed al kamali 😭😭😭😭😭
@zaudzarosh
سعود
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If you take from Dr. Israr Ahmed, Dr. Zakir Naik, Noman Ali Khan, Omar Suleiman, Mufti Menk, Yasir Qadhi, Asrar Rashid, Ali Dawah, Anwar Awlaki, Mohammad Hoblos, Yusuf Estes, Bro Hajji, Mohammad Hijab, Akhi Ayman, Abu Taymiyyah, Sa'eed al-Kamali, Daniel Haqiqatjou,
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@marxsidi
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5 months
huge for twitter people
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@marxsidi
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13 days
crazy to think of how much positive impact malcom X has had despite being a muslim for less than a year
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@marxsidi
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4 months
@albotatiiss u been making dua with the wrong name all this time embarassing
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@marxsidi
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9 months
just found out reading ibn arabi makes you a mushrik
@krtshwy
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She was a Muslim he was a mushrik fairs
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@marxsidi
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3 months
how my wife will address me
@DrAsifOfficial
Dr Asif Munaf
4 months
I can say things other men simply cannot because they're scared Scared of either wife or work I run both - business & household My wife has me saved in her phone as 'imam' She has never called me by my name, ٱلْحَمْدُ لِلَّٰهِ The righteous men are indeed the imams of women.
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@marxsidi
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8 months
anyway gn assalamualaikum allah hafiz and allat
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self loathing is not humility, but often ungratefulness
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@marxsidi
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9 months
sufiLs: is this 👇 islam?
@Dexerto
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Mercedes showing off their 360 turn feature in the new electric G Wagon
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@marxsidi
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7 months
@Spoiled3lf @Pisi_efendi your ancestors were pagans why dont you go back to that?
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@marxsidi
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11 months
was boutta make wudhu why are there fishes here dawg
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@marxsidi
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1 year
tag yourself
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@marxsidi
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11 months
the guy with the first letter of his name in arabic as his username will not provide for you
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@marxsidi
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1 year
how do they get these spiderman ahh shots
@tulipsandmint
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the local masjid 🤍
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@marxsidi
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Heavens and the earth weep for a believer when they pass away, they love him. No wonder the trees and rocks will speak, even the land they fight for must detest them
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@marxsidi
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enough
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@marxsidi
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11 months
bro asked me if he can have 4 wives 🤦🤦🤦
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@marxsidi
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1 year
no salam no dua straight up manhaj checking?
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@marxsidi
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i enjoy anime more than most but this is so distasteful
@KerrDepression
KerrDepression
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“...these teenagers on the shore chatting and wondering what the world looks like across the sea... I want them free.”
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11 months
why is this the first pic that shows up
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3 months
"there's an emergency is there a doctor on this plane????" an eldest daughter of a brown desi household: *slightly tilts head *scratches the back of her head* "I'm the eldest daughter of a brown household"
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@marxsidi
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11 months
out of all the liberals I think I hate paki liberals the most
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11 months
This year I’ve been to: My lowest point
@therealkufan
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This year I’ve been to: 1) Johannesburg 2) Addis Ababa 3) Istanbul 4) Makkah and Madinah 5) New Delhi 6) New York 7) London 8) Texas Alhumdulillah, Life is great.
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@marxsidi
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1 year
why is there a subgroup of women here who clearly despise islam and muslim men in particular but still share their opinion and argue about fiqhi matters???????
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@marxsidi
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9 months
good morning we're back
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@marxsidi
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9 months
can a hanafi supremacist boy and salafi extremist girl really be together
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@marxsidi
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1 year
Alhamdulillah this guy is now dead and is enjoying the pleasant company of his deeds in his grave praise be to Allah the Almighty the most Just
@Smokingskills07
IAS Smoking Skills
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Nikhaar aisa, Dudh Jaisa.
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@marxsidi
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found @Zahmed_24 's tiktok account
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6 months
bringing this back
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@marxsidi
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5 months
small nikah with honeymoon to the islamic state of maldives me and who
@shabbirhsn
Shabbir Hassan
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Just days after the ban was announced by the Maldives, we're seeing articles like this from The Telegraph... Can't say I'm surprised though.
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9 months
duas for my mother's safety please she's traveling to banaras tomorrow
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2 months
why are people acting like he was a proper practising muslim before this is nothing new lol he even has idols in his house
@iamsrk
Shah Rukh Khan
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On this pious occasion of Ganesha Chaturthi, may Lord Ganesha bless all of us and our families with health, love and joy…. And of course a lot of modaks!!!
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faith runs deeper than blood the kafir mind cannot comprehend this
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1 year
i cant win
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@marxsidi
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8 months
what is oomf yapping about
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@marxsidi
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10 months
So shaytan doesn't watch it when you're gone
@PicturesFoIder
non aesthetic things
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What possible reason would someone need the tv to fold
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1 year
gonna attend a gathering where we will do dhikr, salawaat, read the seerah and poems praising the prophet ﷺ if thats ok with everyone
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@marxsidi
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hmmmmmm
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@marxsidi
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11 months
I'll be honest there's 0 reason to tweet this in public
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@marxsidi
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every man needs to cook and be humbled by his cooking so he can be kinder when his wife blunders
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@marxsidi
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7 months
Many claim the salaf in their fiqh and aqeeda, but few try to imitate them in their mannerisms. It's as if they believe they'll be saved with their knowledge alone regardless of how they treat other muslims
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@marxsidi
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"Only men with average jobs and average mindset want their women to be a housewife." I hate these posts that constantly put down housewives if you think being a housewife is a small role you have 0 appreciation for women and their contribution to humanity
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1 year
The single one The unmarried one The maiden less one The downbad one The lonely one The unaccompanied one The companion less one The wife less one The marriedn't one
@lighterpolpos
Spooky Baby...
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you know what would be funny. list all of your mutuals you can remember without saying their names
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1 year
I'm noticing a hanafi extremism problem in our community. Hanafis arent extreme enough we need to fix this asap
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@marxsidi
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1 year
might be one of the dumbest tweets I've seen on this app, sister watched a video by uthman ibn farooq and is now on her way to refute the plethora of subcontinent literature
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@marxsidi
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9 months
me radicalising the monkey to spread my ideas across the animal kingdom
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
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What should you do if you encounter an escaped monkey?
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9 months
there's 50 Islamic subreddits for random waffle but 0 for tajweed and the single one for Qur'an is almost a ghost town perfectly displays the problem with a lot of muslims online
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1 year
insane dua
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@marxsidi
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1 year
"lets fast on Thursday and make dua as the duas of the fasting person isnt rejected" what goes through the salafi mind when they discourage people from worship
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@marxsidi
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9 months
need a salafi bint to massage my shoulders as I refute ahlul bid'ah on twitter
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@marxsidi
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9 months
looked up the recipe and they literally did not season the chicken, not even with salt. Just salted the rice and added butter and thats it
@turkishgrandpa
çelebi
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trying my absolute hardest to not let desis find out about tavuklu pilav
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why did he use this pic in particular for this post
@HalalNation_
Halal Nation ☪︎
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Allah has made us all beautiful 🖤❤️ Allahu Akbar
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@marxsidi
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Ya Allah, illuminate the graves of believers that find no one ine to visit them with the company of angels, and forgive the believers from the deceased that find no one to pray for them
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@marxsidi
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mt akhs want women but then will make fun of women for being women one of my favourite genre of tweets
@badthouqhts
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Bottom line: don’t show old pics of yourself if ur not ready to be roasted by ur partner
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