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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

6 months

Has anyone considered that maybe Willy Nylander, Auston Matthews and Joseph Woll are just sharing 2 pairs of skates?

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@matthughes1980 @iamsimonyoung

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

4 months

I don’t know who needs to hear this: Continental Goals this Summer ShaffelJesus 1 Messi 0 Ronaldo 0

CANMNT

@CANMNT_Official

4 months

13’ - SHAAAAAFELLLBOOOOOOOOOM WE LEAD EARLY ON!! 🇨🇦 1-0 🇻🇪 #CANVEN #CopaAmerica

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

4 months

Take a moment. That snowbank feels like ages ago, doesn’t it? ❤️ 🇨🇦

CONMEBOL Copa América™️ ENG

@copaamerica_ENG

4 months

Now we're here 🔝

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3 years

@Sid_Seixeiro Messi was involved in 75% of his teams goals in the tournament 27.5% of all the goals Ronaldo has scored have come against countries OUTSIDE the Top 100. Frankie Flowers can explain these numbers to you on Monday.

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

24 days

Silly stat. Messi has faced 135 clubs in competition. @TorontoFC is one of only 2 clubs that he’s faced on multiple occasions and not found the scoresheet (G or A) in his entire career.

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Martyn Bailey

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1 year

This is been the most incredible week in #TFCLive and by the sounds of it, a terrible 2 years behind the scenes. But if you want to unite Toronto and the supporters and right the ship, flipping off Duncan is absolutely the perfect way to do it. 10/10. No notes.

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

1 year

Problem with @AppleTV @MLS subscription. I’m trying to watch @TorontoFC match but it keeps playing the same match every week. They always concede in the 90th. Help! #TFCLive

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

25 days

Ushers in the South End handing out white Toronto shirts to adults wearing Miami gear. #TFCLive

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

8 months

How it started; How it’s going

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

2 years

I am so thankful that we ended a 36-year drought by winning our confederation outright and earning our place in a 32 team World Cup Final; Instead of ending a 40-year drought by getting a default host slot in a 48 team World Cup Final. Grateful and Proud. 🇨🇦❤️⚽️

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

1 year

Replacing Bob Bradley and leaving Bill Manning in charge of this team is like switching from Crest to Colgate while continuing to brush your teeth with a hammer. @TorontoFC @MLSEPR #TFCLive #RTThisEric #BlinkIfYoureOkay

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

4 months

Excuse the Taoism, but Canada doesn’t get in this group at Copa if they beat Jamaica in November. Good luck? Bad luck? Maybe. 😉

Canada Soccer

@CanadaSoccerEN

11 months

Fulltime 🍁

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

5 years

One of these is a fake cover of Time magazine, created to placate a petulant temperament of a child. The other is Greta Thunberg. 🙌

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

4 months

Tonight is the night that Herdman truly became a #TFCLive manager. Welcome to the club, John. 🤝

Toronto FC

@TorontoFC

4 months

85' | Columbus, goal. 4-0 | #CLBvTOR | #TFCLive

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

1 year

Berna just held Insigne like scared brothers who's parents forgot to pick them up from Cub Scouts and it's getting dark. #TFCLive

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

6 months

Lionel Messi has faced 131 clubs in his career. He has a goal or assist against 125 of them. The ONLY SIX clubs that have kept Messi’s name out of ink include @TorontoFC and @cfmontreal Leo has never registered a contribution against a Canadian opponent. 🇨🇦

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

1 year

Bill Manning, You have sat too long here for any good you have been doing. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go. #TFCLive @MLSEPR @TorontoFC

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

4 months

I’d fancy a Copa America Bronze medal for Canada, and I’m not even a little ashamed by that.

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

3 years

Hi guys. They built BMO Field 15 years ago and #CANMNT have never lost a competitive match here. That seems like not a small deal. Enjoy your night, #CanMNT

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

3 years

Since Halloween, Tim Hortons Field has hosted: Voyageurs Cup Semi CanPL Semi CanPL Final CONCACAF League Semi CFL Grey Cup CONCACAF WCQ CAN v USA CONCACAF Champions Lg R16 NHL Heritage Classic Ridiculous schedule for an OUTDOOR venue in a Canadian Winter during a pandemic.

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

3 years

Hearing ~350,000 tuned in to watch Alphonso Davies and CANMNT go FIFA hacker mode on Panama last night. Not bad for a night when five Canadian NHL teams made their season debut on National TV.

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

1 year

Bill Manning, We were here before you arrived and we’ll be here well after you depart. You have accomplished less with more than anyone else in the history of @MLS That is a fact. The numbers don’t lie. Perhaps it’s time to care about something bigger than your own skin.

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

3 years

Good morning #CANMNT Twitter, The Men's team have never lost a competitive match at BMO Field. Ever. 11W-5D See you Sunday.

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

8 months

Tell me you thought this wasn’t real. 💀 #TFCLive

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

8 months

First 2 matches of 2024: 4 points 2 clean sheets Final 18 matches of 2023: 3 points 0 clean sheets #TFCLive

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

8 months

Toronto FC walk into the graveyard that is Gillette Stadium and get all 3 points. I don’t want to say this new look TFC team have excised a demon, but this was match 666 in club history. #TFCLive

Toronto FC

@TorontoFC

8 months

3 points on the road, baby 😎 #NEvTOR | #TFCLive

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

3 years

Sure. Points at Azteca are alright. BUT HAVE YOU TRIED COME-FROM-BEHIND POINTS AT AZTECA?!?!?

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

1 year

2012 #TFCLive was “The Worst Team in the World” but they made the Champions League Semi Final, Won the Voyageurs Cup and didn’t have the leagues highest payroll with their top 2 DPs faking injuries. So ya. This is worse. @TorontoFC

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

2 years

If you’d told me 8 months ago that @FabrizioRomano would tweet about @TorontoFC 20+ times (regarding 7 different players + 1 🐊) I’d have thought you insane. Yet here we are, #TFCLive

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

1 year

Sebastian Giovinco shared on insta last night and Messi is definitely going to make this a cause for concern. With @TorontoFC , Seba had 16 direct FK goals: 14 MLS (including 1 playoff) +1 deflected (credited to Seba) +1 Champions League And here they are 😍

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

3 years

Auston Matthews breaking 100+ year old club records. CANMNT with a bunch of WC firsts on the table in Qatar. Blue Jays picked by most as #1 team in AL. TFC eviscerating roster spend records in MLS. 2022’s don’t happen every year. Enjoy it.

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

1 year

Dear Diary, Today was my birthday. I worked the Leafs game in Tampa. Chris Cuthbert gave me a shoutout on HNIC. My Mum heard it. Taylor Twellman stole my tweet that I worked very hard on, and then deleted it, instead of just giving me credit. I love you all. ❤️ #TFCLive

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

2 years

I always knew the Maple Leafs would win the Stanley Cup. I just didn't know it would be 1 at a time.

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

8 months

TorontoFC haven’t drawn a penalty in 36 consecutive competitive matches. All that is about to change…

Toronto FC

@TorontoFC

8 months

Guess who's home? ♥️ @RichieLaryea_ | #TFCLive

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

3 years

VWFC in MLS playoffs Toronto FC & CF Montreal in V Cup Final Forge, Pacific, Cavalry and York in CanPL playoffs Forge in the CONCACAF League Semi Final CANMNT 3rd in WCQ heading to Edm The BIGGEST November in Canada Soccer history, and I'm not even gonna doublecheck ♥️🇨🇦⚽️

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

3 years

Hi #CanMNT friends. If on Wednesday… Canada ✅ Panama ❌ USA ❌ Canada will qualify for the FIFA World Cup in Qatar.

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

5 months

Fun @TorontoFC fact: Goals this week v. teams from Quebec: 13 Goals in the final 25 matches of 2023: 13

Toronto FC

@TorontoFC

5 months

On our way to the Semis 🍁 #TORvSTL | #TFCLive

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

3 years

I’m not a scientist, but someone needs to preserve that snowbank so that my grandchildren can visit it in 30 years. #CANMNT

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

4 years

@RickSchantz1 Nope. You said "THEY ARE COMPETING. How long have you been playing soccer?" You defended the language as PART of the competition. You can't rewrite history, Rick. I'd brush up on your truth telling. Future employers will find it an asset.

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

4 months

Who could've guessed that a 2-1 loss in Hamilton would be the best result of the season for the health and welfare of @TorontoFC

John Molinaro

@JohnMolinaro

4 months

MLSE and Bill Manning, who served as President of #TFCLive and the Toronto Argonauts, have mutually agreed to part ways effective immediately.

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Martyn Bailey

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1 year

Bob Bradley has control of player personnel, the highest payroll in the league, & has had 49 matches. #TFCLive is now tied for 23rd in the standings (ppg) and look completely out of sorts. They do. Unless we're playing for the 2023 Leagues Cup, what exactly is going on here?

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

4 years

Vaccinated | All But One

Toronto FC

@TorontoFC

4 years

Vaccinated | All For One: Moment presented by @Bell

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

3 years

Canada gets dragged in the comments for "wondering where their trophy is" by fans of a team that marched around in a clinched banner after *checks notes* not clinching.

watke

@watke_

3 years

This is why you don't congratulate Canada

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

4 years

. @TorontoFC now on pace to break the all-time @MLS win % with 2.16 and there’s literally nothing @SupporterShield can do about it. @WakingtheRed @vocalminorityCA @24thminute @joshuakloke

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

1 year

Lionel Messi has now outscored every member of @TorontoFC in all competitions with his 5th goal of the campaign. #TFCLive

Leagues Cup

@LeaguesCup

1 year

¡OOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTRAAAAAAAA VEZZZZZZZZZZZ! Messi has a second and it's 3-1! #LeaguesCup2023

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

5 years

BREAKING: Serie A set to announce first racism-free month of the campaign.

Darren Rovell

@darrenrovell

5 years

BREAKING: No fans at any Italian sporting events for next month.

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

1 year

“TFC are 28th out of 29 clubs and have scored 1 goal in the past month, but their 7th jersey is quite nice” - the most MLSE thing ever. #TFCLive

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

1 year

In hindsight, there's no way any of us could've known that the Italian era was going to last *checks watch* 45 minutes. #TFCLive

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

3 years

It actually glimmers. 😍 #CanMNT86

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

7 years

@ddale8 To be fair, there’s been 45 of them. Maybe he’s referring to a different one?

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

4 years

@SupporterShield We can’t figure out who is in first place because we weren’t in the stands...

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

7 years

Finally completed my collection. All 48 jerseys the @BlueJays have worn in reg season (46 game worn, 2 replicas) @UniWatch @sportslogosnet

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

2 years

Not to pile on, but with Q fit, and 1 match left in Toronto, I’d take a punt that Alex Bono has seen his final minutes at BMO. #TFCLive

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

3 years

People who say they’d rather #CANMNT not clinch tonight so they can do it in Toronto on Sunday remind me of the people who’d rather earn a million instead of winning the lottery… Just grab those sheets when they present themselves. 🤣

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

4 months

“The stadium is at capacity. Some people have been let in the stadium without tickets. Some people outside the stadium have tickets and will not be allowed in”. Looks like CONMEBOL is about to find out exactly how litigious the people of the United States can be.

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

3 years

STOP THE COUNT!!!!!

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

3 years

For those people that are newer to watching Canada Soccer, you might find it a little confusing tonight, but yes, Borjan is wearing shorts tonight. That is allowed in some warmer climate countries. #CANMNT

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

1 year

Lionel Messi draws level with Lorenzo Insigne with 4 goals in all competitions.

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

1 year

In the history of @MLS , there’s never been a non-expansion club finish Bottom 2 for 3 consecutive years. (Cincy did it first 3 years in the league). The fact that Bill Manning is going to achieve this in 2021, ‘22 & ‘23 with a Top 3 payroll is HISTORIC. He should be famous.

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

5 months

Since Sartini anointed his Whitecaps the Best Canadian Team By Far: VWFC: 2W, 5L, 3D, -5 GD TFC: 7W, 4L, 0D, +18 GD

Canadian Soccer Daily

@CANSoccerDaily

7 months

In Vanni Sartini's eyes, his Vancouver Whitecaps are "by far" the best Canadian MLS team. And the #VWFC gaffer is getting sick of having to continue to prove that to people. #VWFC | #VANvTOR | #TFCLive

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

2 months

Absolutely remarkable how @MLS bends over backward for Messi. They’ve moved the start time of the Oct 5th #TFCLive match to make it easier for him to watch it on Apple TV as he trains with Argentina for Venezuela on the 9th.

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

2 years

Old enough to remember Autumn 2019, when we were all on Twitter gnashing teeth trying to figure out if Canada could play 4 friendlies in a single window to miraculously qualify for the seemingly out of reach Hexagonal. It’s been a magical run, and they’re just getting started.

Canada Soccer

@CanadaSoccerEN

2 years

Proud 🇨🇦❤️ #WeCAN

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

24 days

🚨 🚨 BMO Field erupts. 🚨 🚨 I check for signs of Lorenzo Insigne tearing up his contract. Turns out it’s just Lionel Messi warming up. #TFCLive

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

2 years

It is absolutely wild when you realize that this time next week #CanMNT will have 4 points.

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

24 days

The greatest FK taker in @MLS history and Lionel Messi are both at BMO Field today. Neither are starting. #TFCLive @TorontoFC

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

1 year

Over the past 3 seasons, with a Top 3 payroll, #TFCLive have managed a goal diff of -75 across all competitions. In their first 14 seasons (9 of which they missed the playoffs) it was merely -30. In case you were wondering how much “understanding” we’re being asked to show.

Toronto FC

@TorontoFC

1 year

Final from our last road match of the season. #RBNYvTOR | #TFCLive

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

1 year

The math is simple. TFC must keep a clean sheet and literally score 2.5 months worth of goals tonight and they’re through.

Toronto FC

@TorontoFC

1 year

Battling it out ⚔️ #ATLvTOR | #TFCLive

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

4 months

Argentina Men’s National Team: World Cup: Current Holders Copa America: Current Holders Finalissima: Current Holders Referee Piero Maza’s ❤️: Current Holders

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

2 years

@macronencer @matthughes1980 @iamsimonyoung Delightful, isn’t it? 🤣

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

8 months

I guess Bill’s “I Also Hired The Previous 4 Coaches Too” t-shirt was in the laundry. 🤣

Touchline TFC

@TouchlineTFC

8 months

A fan nearby said “thanks for bringing in a real coach” to Bill Manning… Bill replied with: “That’s the difference, that’s the difference.” #TFCLive

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

4 years

"But @TorontoFC played half their season against Montreal and Vancouver! Fairness! Balance!" *checks notes* *sees #TFCLive had second toughest schedule amongst Shield contenders* @WakingtheRed @vocalminorityCA @24thminute @joshuakloke @LukeWileman @KristianJack

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

5 months

Two games short of midway, @TorontoFC have as many Wins as Losses (7) & as many Goals For as Against (24). Firmly in the playoff picture. Toss in a Cup Semi and absolute roster buy-in. Anyone in #TFCLive would've drooled at being this high up the mountain after 15 matches.

Toronto FC

@TorontoFC

5 months

Fulltime from BMO Field

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

4 years

Sorry @TSNSoccer I pirated this for my Mum. 👊 #TFCLive @TorontoFC @WakingtheRed

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

1 month

Toronto FC have now lost FIVE Cup Finals on penalty kicks in less than eight years. 🚫 2016 MLS Cup 🚫 2018 Champions League 🚫 2019 Voyageurs Cup ✅ 2020 Voyageurs Cup 🚫 2022 Voyageurs Cup 🚫 2024 Voyageurs Cup

Toronto FC

@TorontoFC

1 month

Tough result for a worthy fight. Back in action on Saturday ⏩

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

1 year

A lot of comparisons between 2023 #TFCLive and 2012’s “Worst Team in the World” Remember the club offered incredibly reduced prices to SSH (rolling back to Day 1 prices) for YEARS, as a gesture to their most loyal supporters. Remember that when you’re asked for 2024 renewals.

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@martyn_bailey

8 months

John Herdman, after 4 matches on the touchline for @TorontoFC #TFCLive 👀

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

2 years

I honestly thought the 2020 Voyageurs Cup was going to be the most confusing thing Canada Soccer threw at us this weekend.

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

2 years

I’m sorry to see Oso go. He was an absolute club legend. ♥️

MLS Moves

@MLSMoves

2 years

I am told that Jonathan Osorio will sign a new deal with Toronto FC. The Canadian INTL first signed with the club in 2013.

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

5 years

25 years ago today, I walked into the CBC for my first game with Hockey Night in Canada. Let this serve as an example of what can happen when a company doesn’t have proper security systems in place. #HNIC @hockeynight

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

4 years

Have the @thevoyageurs decided to yank their trophy this year? Or are they actual well-adjusted grownups who realize that supporting the players IS THE POINT. This beautiful trophy has been awarded under FOUR separate formats. Without a self righteous temper tantrum.

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

24 days

Years from now, this might be Lorenzo’s only proof that he was ever in Toronto…

Faizal Khamisa

@FaizalKhamisa

24 days

Insigne got the Messi shirt for what it's worth.

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

1 year

Toronto FC getting absolutely worked by a club who started a player wearing #209 . Academy player for Atlas? @sportslogosnet @UniWestminster

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@martyn_bailey

5 months

Mbappe insisted on subbing on once he saw the chance for an Oso jersey swap.

Canadian Soccer Talk

@CANFutbolTalk

5 months

Kylian Mbappe on, Canada still 0-0 with France in the 74th minute. Buckle up.

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

10 months

FYI #TFCLive , If you’re selling your Messi tickets, ask more than $500 cdn each. Because my pair ($21 each) just sold for $1,000 in 3 hours.

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

5 years

43 Years Ago Today: The @BlueJays played their first game in franchise history. Here’s a couple tickets from my collection! @sportslogosnet @UniWatch

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@martyn_bailey

10 months

Everyone talking about how Messi isn’t coming to Toronto needs to chill the fuck out until I get my tickets sold. Thanks.

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@martyn_bailey

3 years

Tim Bezbatchenko made mistakes at Toronto FC. Tim Bezbatchenko also admitted when he'd made mistakes and moved swiftly to correct them.

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@martyn_bailey

1 year

Bayern scored more goals this afternoon than #TFCLive have managed in their past 31 matches (spanning 321 days)

ESPN FC

@ESPNFC

1 year

FT: Rottach-Egern 0-27 FC Bayern 😳 No mercy from the Bundesliga champions 🇩🇪

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2 months

I love this club but there’s no way Prince Owusu survives this match fixing scandal. #TFCLive

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

1 year

Rare legitimate tweet alert: If @TorontoFC don’t beat Atlas Sunday, all SSH will be owed $$$ for the unplayed second Leagues Cup home match. Make a note, and contact the club. I doubt refunds will get @MLSEPR attention. But one could hope? #TFCLive #BillManningRetirementFund

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

5 years

Thierry Henry: How can the officials miss that clear handball in the box? Also Thierry Henry:

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

1 month

Maybe the real trophies were the friends we made along the way…

Toronto FC

@TorontoFC

1 month

Tonight's Starting XI in Colorado 📝 Watch FREE on @AppleTV 📺: #COLvTOR | #TFCLive

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

3 years

If Seba returns to TFC for the minimum, then you're insane for not wanting it. If Seba returns to TFC on a 5-year DP deal, then you're insane for wanting it. Without knowing details, it's literally impossible to have strong, informed opinions on this. Twitter-dot-com tho!

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

5 years

So there’s no sports to watch for a month. Anyone wanna live stream their trip to Costco? I will absolutely pay for that content.

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

2 years

Ok, let's try this another way, shall we? Today, @TorontoFC traded the last 16 matches of Pozuelo's season for $150k allocation, $2.3 million in salary, a DP slot & INTL slot (for which they have a player lined up). #TFCLive

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

5 years

We Have A F**king Good Team > The Worst Team In The World @TorontoFC #TFCLive #KnowYourHistory

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

2 years

If this is a keeper who “has control of the football” then someone needs to tell Manchester United they won the league this year. And last year. And the year before.

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

4 months

The casuals at the table beside me asked at kickoff who the favourite was. I said if Canada gets a 0-0 draw, they’ll write songs about today.

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Martyn Bailey

@martyn_bailey

5 years

I hope that Campeones Cup keeps you warm at night. #SaltySubTweets #TFCLive

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