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martin tosh

@martintosh

1 year

Made the tv. 😎

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@martintosh

11 months

5 Years without a bet today. 5 years since I broke down and had to tell Joanne and my mum that I had hit rock bottom. 5 years of improvement as a partner, a dad and family member.

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@martintosh

11 months

Canna get a fucking fruit shoot in the home end for the Bairn

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@martintosh

2 years

Mate lost his brother on Saturday. Didn’t hear a word from him since then. Got a text today. Out for a pint we the boys the night hope to see you there. Best 8 pints I’ve had in a long time. 6 of us were there that went to school together in 2002. That bond can’t be broken. 1/2

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@martintosh

2 years

Baynes is far superior to greggs and you can’t tell me otherwise

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@martintosh

2 years

Courier were right. City’s fucking buzzing right now 💙💙💙

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@martintosh

3 years

Meanwhile at tannadice

Scott_dufc

@dufc_scott

3 years

In the pub there and a boy actually came in and asked for a pint of Carling. Obviously a dundee fan

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@martintosh

2 years

@sportbible At present 18th-20th. With Same budget as most EPL clubs. Top 10

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@martintosh

3 years

Young team getting a wee section started at dens. Anyone moaning about them get a life. Let them enjoy theirselves cause the football the have to watch certainly doesn’t entertain them 😂

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@martintosh

1 year

Canna believe the council have called the matches aff already

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@martintosh

6 months

Our wedding cake yesterday. Jute jam and journalism 👰🏻‍♀️🤵🏻‍♂️

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@martintosh

3 years

United fans greeting cause Dundee fans are laughing. Same anes that will be tweeting instantly when Dundee fuck up the play offs. Chill out lads it’s only football. Was miles offside too makes it the tears sweeter 🥳🥳

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@martintosh

1 year

Walter white has turned up to cook crystal meth for the dees desperate to watch them again after Friday night

Dundee Derry 🇨🇷

@DundeeDerry

1 year

Insanity.

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@martintosh

6 months

My amazing wee family 💙

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@martintosh

2 years

A fit Jakubiak might just be the best thing to happen in January

Dundee Football Club

@DundeeFC

2 years

GOOOOAAALLLL FOR DUNDEE | JAKUBIAK 2-0 #thedee

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@martintosh

11 months

Can’t make Canmy’s testimonial on Thursday. Will buy an adult and 2 kids tickets if someone wants to go but canna afford it

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@martintosh

7 months

Off ya pop

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8 months

This absolute chill being a Dundee fan the now is so unsettling.

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@martintosh

6 years

💯 days without a gamble. Some achievement for a guy that has gambled every spare penny I’ve earned for the last 15 years. Got my personality back tae after being depressed as fuck through it. #todayiwillnotgamble

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@martintosh

2 months

They end random statements with FTD Just started a new job canna wait to get started FTD 😂

dave

@davegrewar

2 months

Dabs will get FTD tattooed on them. Not Mon the shed or dufc but FTD. Funny little club they are

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@martintosh

6 years

United fans chanting USA USA USA at full time yesterday has got to be the biggest minter of the season

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@martintosh

10 days

What a player this boy was before that injury. He came down from heaven to wear number 7 💙💙💙

Ralph Hannah

@paraguayralph

10 days

Very sad news that ex @Arsenal and @DundeeFC forward Fabián “Tyson” Caballero has passed away suddenly aged 46. He collapsed while playing Futsal with friends in Asunción. Always involved with the Arsenal Paraguay supporters club whenever he got the chance.

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@martintosh

2 years

Mon the Dee @DundeeFC @Charlie26Adam

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@martintosh

8 months

He’s played every minute of every league game Dundee has played this year. Not 90 minutes some weeks 100 minutes. 3 games a week. I’ve said for weeks he’s looked fucking shattered but without a doubt he still gives everything he’s got. Calling him out isn’t what he deserves

Dundee Derry 🇨🇷

@DundeeDerry

8 months

Maybe controversial but Shaughnessy hasn’t been at the races for weeks, was dire today, far too slow. Wouldn’t drop him but it’s slightly worrying.

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@martintosh

1 year

Is it possible to get a video on a canvas? Asking for a mate

Dundee Derry 🇨🇷

@DundeeDerry

1 year

The banter years have well and truly returned 😂😂😂

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@martintosh

2 years

And another thing. The @TSESofficial were class but the young team at the front of the Coxy is getting bigger every game. Decent set of young fans coming through. Club need to ensure the 12-18 season tickets are affordable for parents to ensure the future of the climb

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@martintosh

5 years

Over 7 months without a bet for myself. About to take 9 weeks off for the wee mans arrival and don’t have money worries after clearing all my debt and have some savings. Best thing I’ve done in my life. Help us there for anyone that wants it. 1/2

GambleAware

@gambleawaregb

7 years

Worried about your gambling habits? Take our quiz to see if you're at-risk of #ProblemGambling :

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@martintosh

11 months

Actually standing showing them off before they let them off. Not giving 2 fucks 😂

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@martintosh

5 years

Remis first season ticket and my first in a good few year. Mon the dee!!! @DundeeFC

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@martintosh

11 months

unitedfeed 🇲🇰

@unitedfeed__

11 months

good of kai to take photos with fans during training

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@martintosh

2 months

Dens is a shithole but thon Jerry Kerr isn’t fit for purpose. 30 mins to get out at the end. God forbid you need out of there in a hurry

George Cran

@di_cranio

2 months

Attendance is 12,616 3,338 Dundee fans

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@martintosh

2 years

Pool/ dominoes and a bit of banter thrown in. We don’t see each other often enough but if I’m struggling or go through heartache these are the nights I want. 6 pals slagging and ripping the piss out of each other all night.

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@martintosh

11 months

@bawarmy Any of ya still there to see what he done at full time?

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@martintosh

1 year

That will do. Never fucking easy but fucking love this club. Wouldn’t have it any other way

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@martintosh

2 months

Well played to the united fans that got 850 tickets on the general sale for the Dundee end. 850 from an avalible 276 tickets is an outstanding effort

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@martintosh

2 months

Walking down the provie road 💙💙

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@martintosh

1 year

Chilling knowing what league we will be playing in next year 🏆👌🏻

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@martintosh

1 year

Wonder who it’s gonna be

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@martintosh

1 year

💙 just a dad and his boy having a wee yap. Little things in life. Also having Joanne catching moment like this on camera

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@martintosh

3 years

Applause for jim McLean Sunday. Fucking no chance. Fucking Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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@martintosh

1 year

Will have his own wee derby at lesser hampden next season 😂

Richard Price

@derailedexpress

1 year

I’m taking a fairly neutral stance today….🕷️

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@martintosh

8 months

They say never fall in love with loan players. And we looking like having 3 of the most successful loans in our history in one season 😫😫😫

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@martintosh

1 year

I’m I the only Dundee fan that still thinks we are well short for a decent squad?

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@martintosh

3 years

Nae wonder Cummings drinks no getting a game for that shit

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@martintosh

8 months

Attendance FC getting fuck all for their tangerine £

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@martintosh

2 years

United getting 7?

Glasgow City FC

@GlasgowCityFC

2 years

FULL TIME | City make it 3 wins from 3 in the SWPL!

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@martintosh

3 years

@King_Kong_83 You lot let smoke bombs aff 😂

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@martintosh

2 years

The two stages of supporting Dundee. The Hope then the fucking misery 😭😭

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@martintosh

1 year

That’s the worst offside I’ve ever seen. McGhee must have been blocking the invisible goalie

Nou Campy FTW!

@NouCampyFTW

1 year

Bakayoka chopped off goal

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@martintosh

3 years

Doesn’t look like much but was lucky enough for Joanne to present me with my 3 year pin. 3 years aff a bet. Boom!!!!

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@martintosh

2 years

Wee season in the championship never hurt anyone.

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@martintosh

3 years

Broke a 1000 days off a gamble yesterday. Crazy to think what I used to be like. Always one day at a time but doesn’t half quickly add up. If anyone is struggling there is help there to help you change

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@martintosh

2 years

Dens was very strange last night. 1% chance of staying up but the atmosphere was strangely brilliant. As they say it’s the hope that kills ya 😂💙

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@martintosh

2 years

Cheers to @paulmcmullan_96 for the selfie last night. Really nice guy proper down to earth.

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@martintosh

1 month

Spewing. But what a guy. Meet Luke loads at events and will never forget when he FaceTimed my nephew from the POTY. Wee man was buzzing. Hope he does well at Celtic and hopefully gets a Scotland cap.

Celtic Football Club

@CelticFC

1 month

Luke McCowan in the Green & White! 💚🤍 #CelticFC 🍀

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@martintosh

2 months

Stupid shit this. Boys leaving boozers all around tannadice need to re route just takes away the joy of the day. Bumping into Arab mates on the way to the match is part of the day

Dundee Football Club

@DundeeFC

2 months

Supporter Information for the Dundee Derby on Sunday 🚨 The match is a 1:30pm kick off at The Calforth Construction Arena at Tannadice. Dundee supporters are asked to approach Tannadice from the Dens Park side and make their way to the turnstiles. We ask all Dundee supporters to

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@martintosh

3 years

No being funny but your team winning changes your weekend. Boys that dinna like football are the ones for watching

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@martintosh

2 years

@DundeeFC Seen the lights on last night. Some job getting the park playable to be fair. Well done @robertson_brin outstanding

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@martintosh

3 years

First away game on the bud for our Remi. Changed days for dad tho. Used to cause carnage on this bus back in the day

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@martintosh

2 years

New strips for the new season. Mon the Dee! @DundeeFC

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@martintosh

11 months

We’re the famous Dundee fc and we’re off to Azerbaijan

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@martintosh

1 year

This too close up is a thing of beauty 😍

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@martintosh

2 years

Wee man’s favourite colour is orange. Not something I thought I’d be buying my wee man. But he’s over the moon 😂

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@martintosh

1 year

When do we stop laughing? Xx

Dundee United FC

@dundeeunitedfc

1 year

Full-time at Ainslie Park. ⚔️ 1️⃣-0️⃣ 🍊 | #SPRUTD | #DUFC

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@martintosh

1 year

Did the boy that let the flare off get found or that just been forgot about?

Scottish Sun Sport

@scotsunsport

1 year

BREAKING: Former Celtic star Leigh Griffiths could face a YEAR in prison for booting flare into crowd as he's told to return from Oz to face court

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@martintosh

2 years

How we have managed to keep a core support of 3-5k after what’s been served up to us over the last 40 years is fucking bonkers. If someone wrote a book you wouldn’t believe fucking half of it 😂

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@martintosh

3 years

What a difference mcgowan makes to this team tho. Him going aff killed it for me.

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@martintosh

2 months

United fan trying to deflect his under confidence as Dundee over confidence

Andy Robson

@arobson58

2 months

Dundee fans seem awfy confident.

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@martintosh

1 year

Nephew got a ticket. Buzzing for him away the Dee!!!!

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@martintosh

3 years

McMullan the best Loan signing Dundee have had? Has there been anymore big impact loan signings?

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@martintosh

1 year

💙💙💙💙💙

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@martintosh

3 years

If you own a business and you are making your boys or girls work during the Scotland games you are a sasij. Understand national companies might be different but if you can let them enjoy it. #YESSIR

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@martintosh

1 year

asked my nephew who he wanted a FaceTime from and @LukeMcCowan was his answer. Here he is speaking to Luke absolutely buzzing!! Cheers Luke you made the wee man’s night 🏆🏆

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@martintosh

1 month

@DundeeFC Canna wait to hear @DanSmith85 say this on @uwtbpodcast 😂😂

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@martintosh

10 months

Never fall in love with loan players 😫😫😫

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@martintosh

2 years

7th to 1 point aff top in 2 1/2 games is fucking incredible. Watching Dundee is a fucking pleasure the now 👌🏻

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@martintosh

1 month

Poor Ingram getting subbed off the subs bench into the stand

Rhumba Derry

@Rhumbadee23

1 month

@DundeeFC Get Ingram and Portales off. He's having a nightmare at fault for both goals 100%. We need SPH on the right hand side of the attack, and I'm telling you now playing this 2 holding midfielders is not going to work, leaving that huge hole between midfield and attack

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@martintosh

9 months

All the best Cammy. Will be good player in the champ. Think it’s great for him to get away. Can focus on his football. Never know what can happen in 6 months but wish him all the luck in the world as can’t ask from anymore commitment that he gave Dundee

Inverness Caledonian Thistle FC

@ICTFC

9 months

✍️ Inverness Caledonian Thistle can confirm this signing of right-back Cammy Kerr on loan from Dundee until the end of the season. Welcome to Inverness, Cammy! 🔴🔵 📷 @TMPfoto 👉

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@martintosh

3 years

United always fill dens 😴😴

SPFL

@spfl

3 years

Wighton 90+3'. Iconic. 💪 #TBT | @DundeeFC

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@martintosh

3 years

McMullan loving the derry 💙💙💙💙💙

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@martintosh

3 years

Tele in ex United player wankathon shocker

Evening Telegraph Sport

@Tele_Sport

3 years

EXCLUSIVE: Lawrence Shankland still feels Dundee United love as Belgian fans chant his name in THREE languages

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@martintosh

11 months

Scott Bain getting boo’d at a testimonial is top tier pettiness 💙

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@martintosh

11 months

Tickets bought for someone. Cheers for the retweets @CKTestimonial

martin tosh

@martintosh

11 months

Can’t make Canmy’s testimonial on Thursday. Will buy an adult and 2 kids tickets if someone wants to go but canna afford it

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@martintosh

2 months

After sitting in the Bobby cox for the last few years. Back to the Derry tonight. Couldn’t handle listening to the old moaners in the Coxy any longer.

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@martintosh

9 months

Hearts away. Mon the Dee!!!!

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@martintosh

2 years

Pen and a red card changes the game here

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@martintosh

6 months

Rangers get that many penalties that ever their own player claims for it here in the Dundee box 😂

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@Zeshankenzo

6 months

Dundee penalty shout v Rangers.

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@martintosh

2 years

Just the goal rudden needed. Hope he kicks on now

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@martintosh

3 years

@martin_compston

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@martintosh

3 years

Fair play to the young team. This season has been horrendous and still going out their way to support the team. Remi and Rhudi will be joining once they actually enjoying going to the game

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@martintosh

8 months

🍉🍉🍉🍉 is going to the euros

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@martintosh

3 years

Pass this on if you know anyone struggling. Dundee now has a CA meeting for anyone fighting cocaine addiction DM for info

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@martintosh

5 months

@daveb1893 @32watto I’m more surprised Tony knows who he is never mind who he supports

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@martintosh

2 months

Derby belly started already. Mon the fucking Dee

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@martintosh

2 months

Trying to slag a player aff that was involved in a 6-1 victory and into the quarter finals 😂😂

TrusTus Jones

@MSyzlak

2 months

Another good win for us despite me no scoring again. Home now wr an asda pizza, gotta be ready to get to screwfix for some gear before goin to a homer. Dain a boiler, em corgi registered, so abidy calm doon eh. #theplumber

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@martintosh

1 year

Don’t think any Arab has hot under my skin the way mcpake has across the road. Charlie miller was only close but purely cause of footballing ability

𝕾𝕬𝕹𝕺𝕺𝕵🃏

@King_Kong_83

1 year

Who’s that lying on the dens park, who’s that lying on the floor? Looks like James McPake to me and he’s gon and fucked his knee and he won’t be playing for Dundee anymore…🎶

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@martintosh

2 years

People that give up their free time for kids clubs really are the salt of the earth.

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@martintosh

9 months

The stages of being a Dundee fan.

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@martintosh

2 years

Do I think we will win the league? YES Is it going be plan sailing? Nope. When does Dundee do anything easily? Mon the cup game Tuesday!!

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@martintosh

3 years

@gooner679 @stinse79 @DKenny126 We were getting them in Benidorm for €5 for 2 at happy hour. 26 of us. 20 were drinking venoms. The boy that own the wee pub loved us made a fortune that day haha

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