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@markus_markson

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35. Unapologetic social media practitioner. Infuriatingly humble zombie fan. Passionate web advocate. Bacon expert. Devoted alcohol scholar.

Yorkshire and The Humber, Engl
Joined March 2014
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@markus_markson
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6 years
@WhatTheFFacts All the way to the bottom of the atlantic?
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@markus_markson
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4 years
@xliyahhhxx @houlty Am i the only one who thinks this wont work? The money not spent on the 7th. WILL be spent over the course of the next few days anyway. So it achieves nothing?
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@markus_markson
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4 years
@StephanieClark0 Changed your tune
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@ludawinthesky Bloody hell, thats not the part yorkshire im currently in 😂 far to chilly
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@markus_markson
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3 years
@courtneyMgreen Id like to see it end, if that helps
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@markus_markson
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6 years
@Campbell71Helen @RangersFC Not even a fan of scottish football but didnt Celtic do a lap of honour when they beat the gers earlier in the season?
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4 years
@Montstar_2 @anashayshn Double tree hilton @ the tower of london i think. The rooftop bar
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@markus_markson
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5 years
@ManUtd1800 @ManUtd Its a cup final for utd aswell at the moment
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@markus_markson
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4 years
@RobwilmotUK @danthechampion @chloemarie19931 1 infection = 1 case. Therefore more cases means more infections...
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4 years
Oh my..... 😈
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3 years
@JessiccaaaS_ This is bonkers. Most of it is made in the same factories as aldi/asda ect. Its all basically the same recepie just tweaked
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@markus_markson
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3 years
@Orangeferreter @EE Either you are a massive racisit, or the point has flown right over your teeny tiny brain... Of course the other played a part...
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4 years
My face would be there in seconds!
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5 years
@hulllive Right, so let me fet this right? This woman didn't look at the price.. and because of that shes gone scurrying to the papers? Fuck sake. What is this world coming to?
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@markus_markson
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4 years
I think Bex is going to cause a flood of her own
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4 years
Dear santa. Please as this woman to my xmas list. The very top of it. Infact, take everything else off it
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@markus_markson
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7 years
@nextdoornurs3 Catfish! Thos looks like @naughtyohiobabe to me!
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@breckiehill A handful?
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10 months
@Carmen_ca8 Please carmen
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2 years
@kknowles_x All the time
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4 years
I honestly didnt know this woman had clothes! 😂
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@emma_brunette95 My turn now 😜
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@markus_markson
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4 years
When did this woman buy clothes? 😂
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11 months
@cassurfav Me! God please me
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4 years
Any pic with this woman in just hits the spot! 😍
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@markus_markson
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4 years
@phoebe_arm Sounds like youve found the 1
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4 years
This.... just THIS
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4 years
Just a little rough? I get hold of that body im going to town!
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@Hayssxbxby Happy birthday! 🎈🎈🎂🎂
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2 years
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4 years
Only one thing to do...
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@emma_brunette95 Body like that. Ots very likely.
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3 years
@JoeCost59443590 @SkySportsRL I agree. Was thinking more 12/14
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4 years
The only crime i can see, is it looks like nobody seems to be taking advantage of those sexy outfits your wearing!
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4 years
Aint nothing wrong with anything on @BexySexy_69 !!
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5 years
Shes not drowning amytime soon
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5 years
@Israel_pops @_nastafari @LiseMariexx Put a large fire in the sea.... see who wins
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9 years
@kcfuncouple4u unicorns can be found
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@markus_markson
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9 years
@gazellis12 @SkySportsRL @hullfcofficial the guy is a moron, hes probably too busy wanking over sam tomkins to care. #COYH
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4 years
🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️
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4 years
Fuck! Can you imagine coming home to @BexySexy_69 after a hard day at work, open the door and this is what you see? Problems would dissapear instantly! ❤
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4 years
Oh......fuck......yes!!!!
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4 years
They answered ages ago. They are just listening to u ;)
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4 years
@cupofcarliejo I love what Carlie does! 😍😍😍😍
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4 years
She is just perfect! 😍 pure 🔥
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3 years
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5 years
@hulllive 'Forces'???? Its shit when there are no other means of earning money. If only sombody would invent somthing where you could go somwhere, and do somthing in exchange for money... lets call it WORK. Im going to trademark it!
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4 years
Finally, shes ready 😋
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10 years
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2 years
@cupofcarliejo Holy fuck!
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3 years
@cupofcarliejo Morning wood more like
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4 years
How am i meant to work knowing this is on my twitter feed? Oh my days! 😍
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9 years
@paddypower is that heavy D from storage wars uk? Lol
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4 years
Been waiting all morning for the body to bless my TL
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4 years
Bex wins #masturbationmonday look at how wet she is 😍
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5 years
@terrybenj @jeremycorbyn You do realise he never got voted out.... don't you? He didn't get elected as PM. Thats compleatly different...
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2 years
@jazjizzes Who the fuck would say no?
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7 years
The things id do for 1 night with this picture of perfection
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@Rubes_Lou Id give you 1 😉
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6 years
@stevenblair81 @_chloehorton Date? I hope she swallowed!
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@Laurennhunt2 You're good though right?
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@emma_brunette95 Open.... just saying
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9 years
Oh my god! The possibility of 2 of you?? 😈
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I wanna find my doppelgänger. Help me! RT ✌🏼️
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7 years
Wow❤
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3 years
@hdmhullfc Oh fuck off Paul. Nobody cares what your 'verdict' is. It's been, it's gone, it's done. That try didn't loose us the game. The better team won. That's it. Done
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4 years
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5 years
@hulllive Your very scientific poll doesn't include my vote. And i think hes a cunt!
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6 years
@hulllive 1, what do the road signs say? Is the speed limit outside a school only 20 when kids are there? Or at ALL times 2, i hate the culture of 'ill run to the paper' they will get me off this minimul fine even though im the one who fucked up'!
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3 years
@SimonBa11 @adamhillscomedy Fuck sake fella. A few quid a week out of your NI and you are complaining. Its basically free! Jesus. You dont get a fucking bill at the end of your treatment 'well sir, youve only paid this much in NI, and your treatment cost this!" Kids dont pay NI so is it "free"for them?
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6 years
@momo56437633 @SkySportsPL Pretty sure that isn't one word
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4 years
@hempresskc Dunno. Never had one.... 😂
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@cupofcarliejo Im awake and 'up'
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