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Joined May 2011
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@markstanIey
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read my profile bio 🩶
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@markstanIey
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Du___ is a failure. “-que” or “-terte”, pareho lang naman
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Lemme bring this back.
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@markstanIey
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3 years
Kung iiwanan mo yung tao, make sure wala syang upcoming exam.
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@markstanIey
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the PH govt could never
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Y’all my cookies finally flattened 😭❤️
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@markstanIey
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Not Kween Yasmin at the back 😭
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@markstanIey
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CHUPAAN
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Potato Corner Philippines
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Not all fortunes come in red. Can you guess what we'll be celebrating?
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@markstanIey
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Thinking about her. Kumusta na kaya si Charmel and the rest of the 26k from Deal or No Deal?
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@markstanIey
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nw Fate Winx Saga FOR THE PLOT something something
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@markstanIey
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2 years
LENI ROBREDO SAID RESIBO #CNNPHPresidentialDebate
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@markstanIey
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4 years
GRABE! KRIS AQUINO IS BACK!
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@markstanIey
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1 year
Ten Little Mistresses? No, it’s John Arcilla’s Drag Race
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@markstanIey
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“Diba malalaman ng dentista pag chumupa ka?” 😭
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@markstanIey
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Last na
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😭
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@markstanIey
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3 years
After RC Cola, Mega Tuna naman dadagdag sa mga iniisip natin
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@markstanIey
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1 year
Ang weird pala makaencounter ng baklang lalake. CHAROT
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@markstanIey
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1 year
Luh??? Diba si Pops Fernandez yung Concert Queen?
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QUEEN CAMILLA Camilla was crowned Queen Consort of the United Kingdom and the other Commonwealth realms in London on Saturday.
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His dick moved at 0:19???
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@markstanIey
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4 years
good morning lalo na sa real winners ng asntm ☀
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@markstanIey
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today on the grindr series:
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@markstanIey
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2 years
Mapapasabak naman ako sa early screening ng Binibining Grindr. May cash prize ba jan?
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@markstanIey
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3 years
Buti nalang di nila pinakita kung sino si Bro. Virgin pa naman ako that time. 😇
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@markstanIey
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My Plans: DELTA Variant:
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@markstanIey
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and we can also agree on this
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@vhermag
bini_vher 🌸
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I think we can all agree
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@markstanIey
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Vicki Belo says Heart Evangelista snubbed her in Milan
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@markstanIey
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You can’t spell MARINA without ARA MINA tangina yawa
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Marina Summers providing jobs. What an icon.
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@markstanIey
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2 years
Mawawala na lang ang Twitter, di pa rin ako nagkakajowa
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@markstanIey
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3 years
Sana magkaroon din ako ng boyfriend na package deal. Angelica Panganiban, pray for us.
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Her
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@markstanIey
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3 years
Pahiram Ang sabi ko ng asawa PAHIRAM NG mo 🥺 ASAWA MO 🔪
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@markstanIey
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3 years
“Don’t do it, “Get out of my Raven.” head, Charles!”
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@markstanIey
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Tama na nga yang dental sexual fantasies nyo. 🤦🏻
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‘THE BEST MAN FOR THE JOB IS A WOMAN.’ Pictured here are Robredo’s heels as she stood beside her male rivals during the Comelec presidential debate on March 19, 2022. Photo by VP Leni Media Bureau
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what is THE leni robredo picture?
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@markstanIey
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5 years
tulog na ba ang mga bata? nadiligan na naman ako 💦
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2 years
one of the best Grindr convos
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@markstanIey
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3 years
Pagod na akong lumandi sa maling tao.
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@markstanIey
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1 year
Me sa ilalim ng MRT Ortigas Northbound
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1 year
“Ay, ump!” Walkable nga ba ang EDSA? Nilakad ni @michael_delizo ang ilang spot sa EDSA para malaman ang karanasan ng mga pedestrian. #PatrolNgPilipino Kaugnay na balita:
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@markstanIey
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Trust issues
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@_marckiatto Men do not have hands 🙃
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“Tara Drag Brunch” : “Butter Boy?” “Teh??? Wala tayo pera??? Jollibee.”
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@markstanIey
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Last night, 3 men came to the ER and reported that they lost their sense of taste. Taking the Hx, one mentioned they went to a newly opened white sand bea—charot lang!
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@markstanIey
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“May suot ka ba?” 💀
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8 its showtime moments to get to know me: 1. “mahilig akong mag-chako” 2. “wag kang magpasalamat kay lord ako ang nagbigay” 3. “kulot anong sasabihin mo walang nanalo?” “deserve” 4. “hindi masakit ang piercing mas masakit ma-broken hearted” “AY! mahugot naman tong tomboy na to”
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@markstanIey
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😂 Anong akala mo? Katawan kapalit? HAHAHA
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@markstanIey
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3 years
kerwin king ker winking
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@markstanIey
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Not my dad giving lSKO shirts as new year gifts and my cousin refusing it. That’s so embarrassing. 🤭
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@markstanIey
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Ito pa rin talaga yung naiisip ko pag sinabing youtube vlogs. AC's Life Coffee Prince
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@markstanIey
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Gets ko na kung bakit doggy ang fave sex position ni D/avid L/icauco. 🥴 TAMA SIYA
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Ayoko ng kantot asawa. Gusto ko kantot aso; yung nags-stay sa loob for a moment.
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@markstanIey
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The REAL Queen Mother. ❤️💚💙 Karla whomst’ve???
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COWBOY CARTER TOUR
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@markstanIey
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Nalaman niyo lang na dentista ako, naging kink/fetish nyo agad magfuck sa dental chair. Hoy! Ang mahal-mahal nito tas masisira lang. Ang wild ko pa naman pag nagcowbo—ay mali. 🤠
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@markstanIey
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Lol so my brother finally declared he’s homophobic after I showed my support for VP Leni during last night’s Jessica Soho interview and wore pink today. Did the color scare your masculinity? Awww Watch me slay in womenswear someday! 💅🏼
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@markstanIey
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Maybe Sam deserved that win on Little Big Star 🫠
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@markstanIey
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Pag nakajakol mo na, di mo na talaga pinapansin noh? 🤭
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@markstanIey
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2 years
Slut era is over.
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@markstanIey
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Walang sakit sa pwet. Thank you mama 🥺
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@markstanIey
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Why would you send a pic with somebody? 😩
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@markstanIey
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UGH TIMING IS FRUSTRATING
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@markstanIey
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I’m sorry pero that was so huge na Mimiyuuuh got VP Leni to guest on one of her vlogs nang walang bayad (and mind you coordinated sched pa, walang conflicts) and one of the early ones to do so din which must have signaled the others to think “It’s okay lang pala.”
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The more important question, lahat na ata ng influencers nasa campaign na maliban kay Mimiyuuuh?
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Karma is real. I mean where is he now??? EXACTLY.
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My Plans: DELTA Variant:
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An oral health reminder! 🦷 Don’t drink anything or rinse off teeth immediately after brushing—not even with mouthwash. Just spit the foam entirely and wait for 30mins.
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😕 fuck you, Jayson (23)
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uwu going out on a blind date tonight
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@markstanIey
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This is why I have an aversion towards gym fit men. I always try to avoid this tribe coz I am aware where I stand in the hierarchy. You clearly have preferences too but why is it wrong for me to have a type?
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Pipay as a historian 🙌🏼
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🤭 halata.png
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You can never be her
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@markstanIey
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Naalala ko na naman nung nagJapanese si Anne Curtis 😭
@Vincentafrica
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Ang tagal kong hinanap tong clip na to PLEAAASE. hahahaha "😀 QUISIERA... EMPEZAR. CON TAPAS? 😌 Y Quiero... Los. 🙂 Siguiente? Hmmm 😗" hahahahuhu
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ang hirap kaya??? 2 hours na ako paikot2 sa mall 🥲
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@ItsACsLife Baka tama yung 1st year hs teacher mo
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Pop Six Squish Uh uh Cicero Lipschitz
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@markstanIey
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Gloc 9 has given us masterpieces which the marginalized and poor population can relate to and says the words these people, we, are hesitant to say in fear of the other people who refuse to hear our reality. Isang malaking pasasalamat para sa pagmulat sa aming mga mata, sir! 🫡
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@markstanIey
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Intermission number muna from mareng Jessica performing Stuttering inspired by the presidential candidate na di umattend
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Ang sarap pala ma-rim.
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Catch sunflower-top-girl-na-nagmura-sa-pulis’ soulful rap performance before the mamang pulis catches her. 🌻💀
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it’s giving wish 107.5 bus
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@markstanIey
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Okay but can AI do this?
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Meet Maia and Marco — the Philippines’ first AI Sportscasters! Now that #NCAASeason99 has started, they are here to help our courtside reporters by giving updates in sports! Follow GMA Integrated News, @GMASportsPH , and GMA Synergy on social media for their exclusive reports.
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Lemme just bring this slayage back
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OMG the teaser just dropped!
@phtvandfilmupd
Philippine TV & Film Updates
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Rufa Mae Quinto teases that she is returning as the titular character Booba in an upcoming ‘Booba’ sequel, set to begin production this year The classic comedy film premiered 23 years ago and was directed by Joyce Bernal.
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@markstanIey
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Huling tanong sa fast talk na magdedetermine kung jowaan or marehan CHAROT!
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@anjpessumal And then there’s:
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highschool college senior year senior year
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@markstanIey
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Ang mga laruan
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Andy??? 😳
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You can still take screenshots on Grindr?
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Mimiyuuuh was right. I’m also not actively looking to be in a relationship as of now because dating is expensive. As of now I’m buying stuff na pinagkait sakin, enjoying and going out more often, saving to make myself better and keep up with the jowa inflation.
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It seems off realizing Korra’s enemies wanted good things: equality, balance, freedom, and unity, but chose violence to achieve them.
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Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈
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@lpyeojin She texted Chuu and ARTMS to divide the payment for the song among the 12 girls ONLY
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Maybe it’s time to stan boy groups
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Me whenever I see @nikkomiguelg on my TL:
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Queen Consort Concert Queen
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Luh??? Diba si Pops Fernandez yung Concert Queen?
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Fliptop ka nang fliptop wala kang laptop subo mo tite ko gawin mong lollipop —Lang Hiya
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some of messy moments in philippine live television - a thread 1. miss universe 2015 coronation mishap between pia wurtzbach and ariadna gutierrez, hosted by steve harvey
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Tinola haters need to get tested for covid.
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Happy Halloween! 🎃 Buti na lang nanalo ako ng second prize! Winner, winner, lechon manok dinner!
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My family still calls me “Rim” and gay culture ruined it for me. 😩
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