Mark Ashworth @marklarflash Twitter profile

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2 years

Hahahahaha hahahaha hahahaha Hahahahaha hahahaha the fucking Washington Post.

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@JonnyMicro @WajahatAli Waj here, is a journalist, you see. But the kind who personally attacks another journalist for publishing documents and a story he doesn’t like, and wouldn’t publish, because the people incriminated by it play for the same team he does.

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@NBCNews Quite the different framing here.

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@APFactCheck @AP “Psychology experts say the concept is not supported by evidence.”

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@kangminjlee Import the third world, become the third world.

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@koviebiakolo Did you mean rich, famous and powerful peoples’ business?

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@kingnalodarling You discuss your sexuality with first graders?

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@RepSwalwell In my whole life I’ve never known a single parent who would let their 4 year old watch a news segment about a goddamn mass murder.

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@stillgray For years we were told we’re supposed to blame whoever is president. I didn’t make the rules.

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@perlmutations Hope you get through this, Ron.

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“There are 40.2 billion guns in America.” Member of congress.

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@karol : Boy, did you call this; right on the button.

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@ellegist Y’all in England eat haggis, jellied eels, and kidneys, and you have baked beans with breakfast.

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@WajahatAli You can’t stand that he’s publishing documents which blow up your entire worldview - and deeply, profoundly incriminates the team you play for.

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@esjesjesj A “conservative.”

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@granthpaulsen We have receipts, bro.

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@LeonardBriscoe3 There are 8 billion people on this planet and 11 of them would eat that.

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@amuse @Riley_Gaines_ The people who call everyone Nazis….are the actual Nazis.

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I am now calling for a complete and total shutdown of gender queer theory in medicine until we can figure out what in the goddamn fuck is going on.

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It's nearly impossible for gender ideology or queer theory to shock me anymore. But the paper this article is referring to revealed a new depth of derangement I hadn't yet fathomed. "Moral disgust" doesn't even begin to describe how it makes me feel.

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@disclosetv The government should run healthcare, they said.

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@TristanSnell Are you going to be okay, Tristan?

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@CNN Good work, @CNN .

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@koviebiakolo Hahahahaha hahahaha hahahaha

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@tomselliott @MaraGay The people she’s snarling at are the ones who’ll pull over and put her spare on if she has a flat.

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@ErikWemple This the newspaper you work for, Erik?

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@kingnalodarling Even in junior high, we didn’t know our teachers’ first names. Your mission in a classroom is to teach a curriculum designed for the level of your students, not discuss your personal life or sexuality.

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@MeadowGood Are...do...you make her wear it home like that?

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@BillKristol Is this the brand of dignity you’re looking for?

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@FreeBeacon @oneunderscore__ “It’s not some kind of hypersexual event.” ~ Ben Collins, NBC News ~

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@SamHarrisOrg Ah…I get it. Didn’t vote for him but “soul of a nation speech” by a guy who won’t even acknowledge the existence of one of his own grandchildren, blanketed with blood red lights & flanked by soldiers flown-in for the occasion. Good job, Sam. You keep workshopping this one.

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@ConceptualJames What in the goddamn fuck is happening?

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@oliverdarcy Just think of it as a mostly peaceful riot.

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@jamestalarico Remember when you spent like a whole week telling everyone to wear masks & then you and all your colleagues crowded onto a bus & an airplane maskless & then you guys infected a bunch of people in Washington with COVID including White House staff & the Speaker’s staff? I member.

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2 years

Jesus fucking christ. One person complained. One.

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4 years

@oliverdarcy Hi Oliver. Here was your network covering Governor Cuomo when nursing home patients were dropping like flies because of his order.

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@feraljokes I mean, get the vaccine. I did. But you can find tons of scientific evidence that vaccines cause viruses to mutate using the magic box in your hand. Things in nature wanna survive.

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@yankeegirlnj65 @RNCResearch It’s possible to read something that isn’t about Donald Trump without going “but Donald Trump.”

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@espiers I have receipts showing that isn’t true. How many do you want?

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@GeorgeTakei Enjoying the ratio of the millionaire sacrificer.

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@Slate How it started. How it’s going.

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@MelissaRyan Describing Jim Baker as just “another former Twitter employee” is both remarkable and hilarious. Anyway, your accusation is absurd and you’re a clown.

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@thedailybeast Well, this is awkward.

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@ErikWemple We just need some clarification on the rules your newspaper helped make, bro. Can you get back to us on that? Thanks.

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@chrislhayes DeSantis: “Wear it you want to.” The Kids: 🔽

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@DamonLinker Your daughter has a perfect role model in Amy Coney Barrett. Magna and summa cum laude, 1st in her law school class, exec editor of the ND law review, Fed judge by age 45. Working professional with a beautiful family. Brilliant jurist. Extraordinarily nice and decent person.

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@DialloNkechi Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha!!

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@GovKathyHochul Same cringe.

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@stillgray Everything’s fine. Congress is behind their border wall and the mayor painted letters on the street.

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@HOLYSMKES We’re oppressed, goddammit.

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@Timcast Thousand bucks says if China invades Taiwan, Visa and Mastercard ain’t gonna change a goddamn thing.

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4 years

@tfcocs @AOC I swear, if only people knew that wealth & resources created by Democratic Capitalists, in a Democratic Capitalist economy, & distributed by system called Federalism, they’d be shocked that socialism has never been a “part of this country,” & astonished at this level of stupidity

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@JShahryar @nytimes The New York Times did not “bow to pressure” by Trumpers, lol. Name a single person of any stature who called for her ouster.

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@oneunderscore__ Didn’t give it to NBC News, you say? Huh, weird.

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@esjesjesj Wow, it’s almost as if the framers didn’t want New York, Boston, and Richmond choosing presidents then, or New York, Chicago, and Los Angeles choosing presidents now. Fucking genius.

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@benshapiro Incredible.

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@Acosta Glad you got vaccinated, Jim. Also, why are you wearing a commemorative shirt to yourself?

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@Hegemommy You’ve detached yourself from your own family members because they might not buy into progressives’ notions of “racial justice?” I’m disposed to guffaw, except this is the saddest goddamn thing I’ve ever read in my whole life.

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@robreiner It also marks 1753 consecutive days of you tweeting about Donald Trump, lol.

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@GeorgeTakei You’re worth 14 million dollars & I’d love to see you look a working single mom in the face & say this while she struggles to fill her gas tank & buy groceries, esp since we’re sitting on hundreds of millions of barrels of oil & devaluing the currency by printing too much money.

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@pslweb I mean, what else would a communist dictatorship responsible for a global pandemic that’s killed 6 million people in 200 countries say?

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@BillAckman @SBF Call me crazy, but I think the Nigerian prince who keeps emailing me is telling the truth.

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@libsoftiktok Hundred bucks says she’s “disabled” and can’t work, will eat herself into myriad health problems if she hasn’t already, leaving productive members of society to pay for her medications and hospital bills, in perpetuity.

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@jonathanchait Given the current transmission rate of vaccinated people, why would anybody who is vaccinated care about the vaccination status of whomever else is in the restaurant?

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Cc: @libsoftiktok

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@intelligencer @jonathanchait Wait what?

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@Mauty480 People hate inflation, high gas prices, and a weak foreign policy.

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@Tom_Winter @MelissaRusso4NY Tom, do you think @NBCNews will start reporting from the border on a regular basis like Bill Melugin does?

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@JayBilas Jay: without a shred of evidence, you irresponsibly peddled a false story, and kept it up for days, even after others had reviewed the videotape, conducted interviews, and found nothing. Why would you do that? Will you retract anything or apologize? And if not, why not?

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Look at this and not laugh.

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Today’s Jenn Rubin: Criticism of Soros is blatant anti-Semitism. Yesterday’s Jenn Rubin: George Soros is a paid assassin.

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@ObsoleteDogma People going back to work, businesses reopening, isn’t job creation and no amount of simping for the administration is gonna change that.

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@SomeWelder But did she cross state lines?

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@rebel19 What if you’re a grown black person & haven’t read Roxane Gay, Kaitlyn Greenidge, Damon Young, Bassey Ikpi, Kiese Laymon, should you not raise children? If instead you’d read, Thomas Sowell, Shelby Steele, Condi Rice, & John McWhorter, should you not be raising black children?

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@PrestonMitchum Can we attribute this person’s jerkiness to something other than the color of his skin? Or nah?

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What in the goddamn fuck is this gonna do?

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@CNNOpinion Paul doesn’t mention nuclear energy nor Europe’s renewed interest in coal-fired power plants. Weird.

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@KeithOlbermann

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@CalebJHull The Majority Leader of United States Senate while 15,000 American citizens are in grave danger trapped behind enemy lines, everybody.

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@JerryDunleavy Remember when everyone was singing from the hymnal? I member.

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@HashtagGriswold I think @chadfelixg broke the poor guy.

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Oops. 😬

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@JesseKellyDC

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@michpoligal Is there something you want to tell us right now?

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Our queen has been murdered.

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@bonchieredstate @morningmoneyben So did @JohnJHarwood , who RT’d him.

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@ClayTravis @Twitter Prediction: You won’t get an explanation.

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@theJagmeetSingh This aged well; like a pint of buttermilk on a park bench in Phoenix.

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@FreeRosedark It’s hilarious that you don’t know the genderfluid will be the first to get the wall once us liberty or death ballers go down fighting.

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@JesseKellyDC The little people.

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This person is going to run the “Disinformation Governance Board” for the Department of Homeland Security. : : : : : Let me repeat that. This person is going to be responsible for determining what is, and what is not disinformation for the United States government.

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@TimRunsHisMouth You can’t get anything without an ID card. You can’t checkout a fucking library book without an ID card.

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@thaddeusong92 @prolife_madison This inflation isn’t transitory (lol) unless you’re referring to the shift to hyperinflation.

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@oneunderscore__ Remember when you guys in corporate media targeted the state of Georgia and spread an insanely false narrative that Jim Crow was being reinstated and Major League Baseball cancelled the All-Star game in Atlanta? I member. (And that’s just one example.)

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@libsoftiktok Once again, I don’t understand why this keeps happening in San Francisco. They removed the Christopher Columbus statue and painted yellow letters on the street, so what’s the problem?

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@oneunderscore__ Hard-hitting stuff, Ben.

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@Jewtastic Wearing this thing outdoors, lol. Just Lmfao.

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@danielsgoldman Ukraine is being invaded, and the Russians are attacking the capital right now. Are you high?

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@mny_mrk @Breaking911 Masking outdoors isn’t science, mister “follow the science.” It’s neurotic kabuki theater and verifiably anti-science. Nobody on this whole goddamn planet has ever contracted COVID outside.

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@MattWalshBlog Nothing is sacred anymore, not even the pure innocence of very young children.

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