Mark J. Burton II @markjburton2 Twitter profile

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Mark J. Burton II

11 months

My girl just used the word ‘me’ when she should’ve used the word ‘I’ but I feel like it’s rude to correct someone’s grammar at the dinner table so it looks like sex is gonna be pretty awkward tonight 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

4 months

The only way Drake could’ve gotten back in this fight was by dropping a nuke equally as damaging to Kendrick’s reputation. But he didn’t. COULDN’T. So, instead, he went out playing defense. We just witnessed a masterclass in the art of war, folks. And I think this war is over.

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'Stop Snitching' is a poorly understood concept. 'Stop Snitching' did not originally mean 'Don't tell the cops if you see a crime. 'Stop Snitching' meant 'If you PARTICIPATE in crime & get caught– DON'T SNITCH ON YOUR CREW!' 'Stop Snitching' wasn't intended for [keep reading👇🏿]

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Sco pu ta manaa?

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Why the dog run off like he had to get back on defense?

💗Britt 🧡🌸

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This is jojo. Jojo likes basketball. Make jojo go viral.

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@SomaKazima “To feel him, to hold him, to have him on top of—” We get it fam what’s your question? 😭

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

5 years

Dear Twitter, How are we supposed to tweet #TwitterDown if Twitter is down? Didn’t think about that one, did you?

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

5 years

@lulmelmel @migh0st NOT THE YUTTAS!

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5 years

non-criminals. It was intended for those who are WILLING PARTICIPANTS in the criminal lifestyle! Meanwhile, some of you think that if you see your grandma get murdered right in front of you you can' tell the cops because that would be 'snitching'. That ain't it. Smarten up.

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Mark J. Burton II

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4 years

@singletary_john @Mandeeluvsu America shoulda seen that C Walk coming from a mile away 🙌🏾

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4 years

@CrookedIntriago Lupe is the superior LYRICIST & the greatest concept rapper in the history of hip-hop. Kendrick is the superior ARTIST in terms of range, uniqueness, appeal & accessibility. It’s not surprising Kendrick has had more success. It’s deserved. But bar for bar... it’s not even close.

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Mark J. Burton II

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4 years

@SlackHommy

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5 years

@crislopezg I just wanna know why the Illuminati keeps giving this dude All Access Passes to Underground Labs and shit. Like, haven't they figured it out yet? He's gonna spill the beans, guys.

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

5 years

Why Gayle lookin' at this nigga like "Is we finished or is we done?" 😅 #RKellyGoingToJAIL #rkellyinterview #rkellymemes #rkelly

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

5 years

@SupremeDreams_1 "MAN THIS AIN'T NO 5 STAR RESTAURANT, THIS IS POPEYES!" had me FINISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

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Mark J. Burton II

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@okayplayer This an opportunity for Dr. Dre to make genuine amends...

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@atspace Sometimes I really question how much critical thinking goes into some of your perspectives...

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

4 years

MLK: "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere" Malcolm X: "Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery." Madonna's Son:

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4 years

Beethoven after he secured the bag

🇵🇸 ⵣ 🔻

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Boomboclaat

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5 years

@Rawbz09 @fuckkfrank Mans had home court advantage and missed all his free throws

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

4 years

Every once in a while I come across something on here that makes me want to write a whole essay about it. This is one of those somethings...

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

4 years

@AlishaGrauso Not exactly a small thing but it drives me nuts when someone is running w/ a pile of 💵 and they let dozens of bills float off into the wind...

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

5 years

@CEOLilBrick @theneedledrop looooooooooooloooooooooool

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

5 years

@thememza Yo, pop dukes looks so beat. Little one musta put him through the ringer that day. Loool. Shout out to a real one, tho. Keep it up 🙏🏿

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

4 years

@LAWFFFY @Grace_undiluted @KaraboTebedi Fam, reading this one hurt cuz we all know what you were TRYING to say but you missed BIG time 😭😬

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

5 years

@GiftedAsia This might be the best use of social media I’ve seen all year. Blessings to the IG page you created and to these young folks in Nola out there doing their thing. I hope you’ll keep the IG account active and updated. We need more of this. 🙌🏾🙏🏾

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

5 years

@SINice When the Guard's Supervisor show up 3 days later looking for an explanation...

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

3 years

When WAP first came out- you knew it was a bop. Your father knew it was the End Times. And Amy Poehler knew it was an Anarcha-Feminist insurrectionist rallying cry to arm the female body against the state sanctioned agents of white male supremacy. Interpretation is everything.

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

5 years

P.S. - This post was meant solely for the purposes of addressing the original intent of the term ‘Snitching’. What ‘should’ or ‘shouldn’t’ be done in a given situation is a much more complex & sensitive conversation. To anyone interpreting the above words as a [keep reading 👇🏾]

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

5 years

@lehxiann If that’s where the convo ended, you handled the situation extremely well. Remain professional and do your best to refrain from letting business situations devolve into personal spats. This will take you just as far as your talent in the long run. Blessings in your endeavor 🙏🏾

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

4 years

@TheOnion "You miss 100% of the shots you miss" -Russell Westbrook

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

4 months

@lloyd_jong @ModernNotoriety Recency bias got you in a chokehold 😭 Back 2 Back ended things. This is a solid opening round

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

5 years

@atspace I clearly need more practice. I'm looking at some of these like...

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

5 years

I stayed @ an AirBNB once, and every time I’d go to grab a spoon I’d think: ”What if someone just smeared their balls all over this spoon?” I had no sensible reason to think this. But I did. Every! Single! Time! Anyone else have fits of inexplicable irrationality? Or just me?

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

5 years

declaration of what one should do in a given situation– think what you will. Just know that everything ain’t meant to be tweeted. One day, a lot of you will realize that just because it CAN be said on the timeline doesn’t mean it SHOULD be said on the timeline. Blessings 🙏🏾

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

4 years

@TheBabylonBee Can’t wait to see who he picks so I can retroactively determine how racist this actually turns out to be 😌

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

5 years

@radtoria What I took from this tweet is that I'd like to know more about the modern-day social circles inhabited by the people who use phrases like "...not to be trifled with"

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@markjburton2

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@_KidHollister_ @itsbriancuh She painted the picture

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@CokesTheDon when she kick it off wit 'wyd cutie' you gotta know it's a red flag. 😅

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@markjburton2

4 years

Jaden: Damn, I ain’t seen Uncle August at the crib in a minute Will:

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

5 years

@viaECR lil man like 6 going on 25 😅😅😅

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1 year

@babyxheem Fun Fact: Tony Yayo has never once said the word ‘books’ without immediately following up with the words ‘and shit’

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@markjburton2

4 years

@venmo4feet I made it about 5 vids deep. Hands down some of the most cringeworthy material I’ve ever seen on here. And that’s saying something. These dudes failed all of us. My condolences to all parties exposed...

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@markjburton2

4 months

@WrestlingWCC Don’t worry. Dirt sheet Twitter will be sure to spoil his surprise return 3 weeks in advance 🙃

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

5 years

I wrote this one simply because I had to. I hope some of y'all rock with it. Blessings to #KobeBryant , #GiannaBryant and their entire family 🙏🏿 KOBE BRYANT AND THE ART OF FAILURE 👇🏿

KOBE BRYANT AND THE ART OF FAILURE

Let me keep it one hundred: I was never supposed to be a Kobe guy. Nah, let me keep it one thousand: I was supposed to be an all-out…

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@markjburton2

5 years

@Pelagaard @Ken_Langdon @SamHarrisOrg @jack i think you just came up with twitter's next slogan.

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

3 years

Wait so all this time the cure for racism was a fuckin’ Snickers!? 😭💀😭💀😭💀😭💀😭

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@markjburton2

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@TinuolaVictoria She nailed the 'ssstttt' sound. Lol.

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

5 years

2002-2004. The phrase ‘Stop Snitchin’ existed well before that. And let’s not forget the ‘no snitching’ code in general originated w/ the Mob, who punished members who talked [rats] w/ death. I do recognize, though, that the meaning today applies to ANYBODY WHO TALKS TO POLICE.

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

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Pops can't ever tell him what time to be home by again...

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@markjburton2

5 years

Her: What's your least favorite sign? Me: Whites Only

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@_MCKENTON_ when he said "show out, rep the set!" 😅😅😅

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@markjburton2

5 years

This baby is a whole grown ass man. He sittin' in the womb like, "Bitch pass me a beer or sumthin!" 😅

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

5 years

Last Update: Some have made the point that the ‘Stop Snitching’ movement was indeed targeting non-criminals to keep them quiet. 100% valid. But that’s only the popular meaning because that was the meaning when the ‘Stop Snitchin’ phrase went MAINSTREAM around [keep reading👇🏾]

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Mark J. Burton II

@markjburton2

7 months

Whats an album you like with a Black & White cover?

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Whats an album you like with a Black & White cover?

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@markjburton2

5 years

“Aaaand followed!” DM Message: Hi, Mark. Thank you for follo— “Aaaand blocked!”

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@markjburton2

5 years

Why Eminem look like SpongeBob when he got the suds?

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4 years

@Kos2Much And they say we don’t know our legends 😌🙌🏾

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@markjburton2

5 years

White Girls in horror movies be like:

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@markjburton2

4 years

My Mom letting me know which dishes to re-wash:

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What's the brokest y'all ever been? I was so broke at one point that I got stopped by one of those people on the street who try to rope you in for charitable donations... but when he handed me the pamphlet I was the nigga on the cover.

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Mark J. Burton II

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4 months

They’re gonna be playing ‘Not Like Us’ in the club all summer 🤦🏾‍♂️ The DJ’s gonna kill the audio so everyone can say “A minoooooor” 🤦🏾‍♂️ The whole club is gonna be two-stepping to ‘OV-ho, OV-ho… step this way” 🤦🏾‍♂️ Ladies and gentlemen, this might be the end of an era

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@venmo4feet @MrBrewerr 💀💀💀

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How you lose 110 members!!??

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@markjburton2

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Teen: I've decided to skip college and pursue my dream of becoming a Professional Tweeter Dad: Well, son, you know I'll support you no matter what. What's your end game? Teen: I think I wanna be a Reply Guy Dad:

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Try not to write people off based on a single tweet. Ask them to elaborate. Hear them out. We all know what it's like to write something and know it's not being communicated exactly as we intended in 280 characters 🙏🏿 #FridayThoughts #FridayFeeling #FridayMotivation

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4 years

Just got in an argument w/ my girl. She said she be “livin’ in my head rent free”. I was bout to be like “bitch I’m livin in ya CRIB rent free!” but this Madden tournament ain’t gon win itself so I let it slide 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@Ndiaye_dame @feelingsavoider @Oregonian Great convo, y’all. Love to see it 🙏🏾

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@markjburton2

6 months

So now it’s a bad thing to support Black owned businesses?

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Who subscribed to Rachel Dolezal’s OnlyFans. Show yourselves

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@fentyy drake reading this like...

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Y’all really be out here eatin’ burgers with American cheese when cheddar exists?

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3 years

@kingdj_5297 Kwame dropped that ‘third eye’ line and cornered himself a whole new demographic. They said:

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@SamanthaTheBomb @mabinti6 Tweeted too soon 😭

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*10 Years From Now* 9 Yr. Old Son: Dad, how’d you help during the #coronapocalypse ? Me: I mostly just made jokes about it, son. Son: Aren’t you ashamed? Me: Ashamed of my 73 likes, 12 retweets & countless 🤣 emojis? No, son, I’m not. What the fuck have you done w/ your life?

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3 years

The Pursuit of Happyness 2: Nigga We Made It

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Me: Is it true that women who live together can get PMS at the same time? Girlfriend: I don't fucking know. Fucking Google it! Me: Alexa, is it true that women who-- Alexa: FUCKING GOOGLE IT!

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@sagebeatlove I scrolled way down and still didn’t see Hezekiah. Come on now, y’all

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@markjburton2

4 years

That Illuminati/Reptilian shit sound like malarkey til you see a nigga like this 😭

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Other people’s approval

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What's the most normalized addiction?

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@NicholasCraven_ Depends on how you define ‘Hip Hop’ and ‘Hip Hop Fan’. Everyone’s saying ‘Illmatic’ but there’s a whole legion of self-proclaimed Hip-Hop heads who think Astroworld is the second coming.

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It’s comforting that everyone in NYC knows that the first thing you should do during an earthquake is hop on Twitter and talk about the earthquake 😌

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Out here in NY. Streets goin’ crazy! Homeless Dude said “Trump out? Oh I’m bout to get my shit together!” I was like “Word. How long you been homeless?” My man said “Since Clinton!” Me: 😳 Homeless Dude: “Look man, FUCK TRUMP!” Me: “Get it how you live, Homeless Dude!” 😭😂😭😂😭

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@CEOHaize They gon have a son who act like them people who live up in the Appalachian Mountains except he gon look like Kawhi Leonard

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Damn, y’all out here snitchin’ on ya own kids now? Streets is done. 6ix9ine really changed the game...

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Walk into my son's room.. taking his summer school online final. He hides his phone. No kidding he is googling the test answers. As we move remote we can't assess the same ways. They WILL Google it!!!

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@samstaydipped @SportsTalkTom It is beyond words to explain why this vid is so good at capturing a very particular kind of flex 😅😅😅

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@markjburton2

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Woke up this morning and told myself: “Today, I’m gonna grab life by the horns!” But then I dropped my keys on my way out the door and had to bend all the way over to pick em up. I wasn’t prepared for that kind of adversity. Ah welp. There’s always tomorrow. Happy Monday, folks!

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Every week I come on this app to defend this guy and every week he does some shit like this 😭🤦🏾‍♂️

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4 years

Nah you ran outta pussy 💀

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ran out of gloves 😐

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When ya parents don’t show up to the parent-teacher conference cuz they too busy getting divorced

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@low_key999 This them 'hidden fees' 😅😅

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@Jellis1snv them niggas just throw shit at the wall and ride the wave whatever sticks [even if it don't really stick! 😅] they gon' milk whatever they can out of this for the rest of 2019. youtube bout to be flooded wit dusty ass videos.

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Confession: Sometimes I say #Karen w/ the hard R

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Live footage of the NFL practicing the Black National Anthem

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@TheOnion Imagine being held at gunpoint while they ask you questions about your upbringing while trying to fire up Excel on a 1994 Dell desktop that keeps crashing whenever they try to run it alongside Oregon Trail

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I have to be honest and say very few celebrity deaths even make me bat an eyelash. They always seem so distant to me. But this one hit about as close to home as the death of someone I don’t know possibly could. R.I.P. to Kobe. My favorite athlete of all time 🙏🏾 #KobyBryant

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@SINice man, timing is everything. if you had waited for easter this tweet woulda been outta here. still might do numbers. best one i've seen yet. 😅😅👌🏿

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When ya recently divorced uncle show up at the cookout to peep ya aunt's new boyfriend...

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Shout out to Van Lathan, who made the most poignant point I’ve heard in all the Drake/Kendrick discourse. He said, “The most powerful thing you can do to someone is other them.” The moment Kendrick convincingly ‘othered’ Drake... the battle was over.

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Ribbed. For Her Pleasure.

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4 years

When they tell me I missed the breakfast menu by 3 minutes

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5 years

First, administer anesthesia. Then make a 8-10 inch cut in the chest through the breast bone, thereby exposing the cardiac muscle. It’s highly suggested that you only do this if you’re a licensed medical professional. But fuck all that. Just make sure you do it with love ❤️

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What's the easiest way to somebody's heart?

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