*10 Years From Now*
9 Yr. Old Son: Dad, how’d you help during the
#coronapocalypse
?
Me: I mostly just made jokes about it, son.
Son: Aren’t you ashamed?
Me: Ashamed of my 73 likes, 12 retweets & countless 🤣 emojis? No, son, I’m not. What the fuck have you done w/ your life?