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Happy Jawbreaker Day. 🖤 @JeffreeStar
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“Damn bitch, another iced coffee?” -my debit card
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Yo, those Martha’s were the A team the whole fucking time. #HandmaidsTale
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I am so dry, so sarcastic, so vulgar please don’t expect anything less from me.
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My daughter got hit in the eye today at school and she got a huge bruise, I was LIVID. When I picked her up tho the nurse told me “she’s a tough girl she didn’t even cry.” My 6 year old quickly shot back at her and said “why would I cry?” And THATS MY BABY.
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My sister said if this Status gets over 100 likes she’ll let me do her makeup like JLO, please guys... I want to make her look the GLOWIEST AND HOE-IEST 🖤
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1/1/19 Happy Conspiracy Day, Goons 🖤. @JeffreeStar @shanedawson
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Relationship Status: ...umm not engaged but we’re married. Also, not married. But like.. we’re married. You feel me?
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That’s how you end a series.
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My kid is about to be six and I can’t begin to put into words how she is the most unique kid I’ve ever met. 6 years of bliss.
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Don’t lump all beauty influencers into the same dramatic bullshit. Some of us just get drunk and eat spicy shit while putting colors on our face while singing along to Celine Dion.
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Oh noooooooo I lost racist, homophobic, anti semitic, followers because I spoke my truth and stuck to my values 😫 WHATEVER WILL I DOOOOOO😭
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I asked my man what he would do if we ever broke up and he said “do everything in my power to win you back” 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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Literally no one ever: Me:
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My boyfriend just ran across my hallway naked. I thought I saw a fucking ghost
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You think I’m gonna blink an eye if I lose your follow because you’re a trump supporter and gas lit what happened yesterday? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOURE TALKING TO
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My boyfriend hasn’t asked me to be his valentine yet... Like, I’m going to divorce him.
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Y’all call your significant others “dude”..?? I accidentally called my man “fam” once and he dead ass asked me why I don’t love him anymore. WHAT.
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Mom: your eyes look stunning! Me: thanks I’m wearing “FUCK” @JeffreeStar
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About two years ago I was so broke I but autumn had been begging me for Honey Buns and I needed toilet paper. So I went to Dollar general and I remember my card got declined for $6.47 that is something you never forget. I know times are tough but I want to help as many moms out
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I got the full palette, the gloss the mirrors and the mini controversy but all from different places so different shipping dates. .. so... different videos .. 😕
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I got sick last night I don’t remember going to bed. Woke up @7am my man held & reassured me that he read with my kid, brushed her teeth & she was in bed by bedtime. This morning, he made sure I was ok & kissed us both before leaving to work. When I tell you, DO NOT SETTLE.
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If I get cancelled for not supporting a racist, homophobic dickhole PLEASE CANCEL ME.
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Don’t let Brandon lie to you. The electric bill wasn’t $700. IT WAS $764.43 Yea. The streets can have him.
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I hit 300K on YouTube, I’m so grateful but I’m ready to in a way get back to my roots but also... branch out. I’m a whole tree.
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Good bye and FUCK YOU, you worthless, racist, piece of shit. and if your mad and rioting FUCK YOU TOO.
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I am not posting any videos of my boyfriend right now, fam. I can’t believe I even have to say that. He’s sick. Not everything has to be content.
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I’m not the jealous type, but have you seen the way brandon smacks around the lamp? it’s been weeks since he’s touched me like that I mean not really it’s been like an hour but still, that lamp is kind of a hoe...
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This might be an aggressive statement but I’m almost positive that girls that can curl their hair with hair straighteners sold their souls to satan.
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Brandon kissed me this morning and forced a raisin in my mouth. we’re not married, not even engaged but I want a divorce .
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Being in a relationship that’s healthy after a toxic one ain’t for the weak.
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I made a promise to you all when I first turned my camera on that the person you see on camera is the person you’re gonna get. ALWAYS. I’m not going back on that. It might cost me numbers and money left and right but I told you MY authenticity. That’s a non negotiable.
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I want to thank everybody who came out to the meet n greet, Brandon was over the moon and I just felt so lucky to actually witness it, you guys are incredible and I can’t thank you enough for bringing all the joy with you and sharing it. And the cookies... I was so hungry.
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I don’t know how to say this, so I’m just gonna say it. Brandon drooled on my forehead last night
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Where are the rubber bullets? The tear gas? The use of police brutality? I’m just confused.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but,... SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN YOURE IN A MOVIE THEATRE FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST JUST SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP.
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Whatever you are going through babygirl, whatever the emotional crisis may be ... for the love of everything that is holy, LEAVE YOUR HAIR OUT OF IT.
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I’m so Mexican but my liver is not.
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So my video tomorrow might be a little late ...
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The more I get yelled at to do a blue or green tutorial the deeper in my neutrals I’m gonna dive. Learn to ask nicely, my 6 yr old has better manners than some people and she goes to the bathroom with the door OPEN
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“I’ve never not had a mouth full of food every time a waiter comes by and asks how I’m doing.”-things my boyfriend should tweet but doesn’t
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I feel like it should be said, that if I lose your follow because I DONT support Donald Trump the last thing I’m gonna do is miss you.
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Yes I’m the funny guy’s girlfriend but I HAVE A NAME. It’s Optimus Batman Prime. Thank you
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Your president should’ve probably worn a mask and not made fun of others for wearing one...just saying.
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I’ve been staying at my boyfriends house for the past 4 days and legit forgot I had my own place. I almost got lost driving home.
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Rise and shine ♥︎ @JeffreeStar
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I was never officially asked to be his “girlfriend” One night we just kissed and never stopped kissing
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KNOW YOUR LOVE LANGUAGE. I learned mine were words of affirmation And My boyfriend began leaving me notes every morning sometimes they are super romantic and other times they are drawings of my boobs. ITS IMPORTANT.
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anxiety can eat a dick, fam
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I still can’t believe my mans and I moved in together already. He’ll come into bed and I’ll be like “¿??..OHHHH. About that.”
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I will be filming a sponsored video soon , BUT it’s a brand that I’ve talked & raved about. I’m STOKED & I get to share more than just a video with you. I just want to be xtra transparent . Thanx for coming to my ted talk. Peace be with you and with you also you may have some.
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My boyfriend texted me last night and said “ I miss you the house” And that’s my man who is my man. 💜
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I don’t really follow basketball but the feeling of loss is universal, I can’t even imagine the pain RIP 💔
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Good morning to everybody who has paid more than $750 in taxes and is a decent human being 🙋🏽‍♀️
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My dad watches all my videos, but he got more invested into this one. So much so.. he made me make it his wallpaper 🖤🥺
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In Spanish we don’t say “oh my god are you okay?” We say “ POR PENDEJA, siguele” and I think that’s beautiful.
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My boyfriend drove up to me when I got to work and yelled “I WANT YOU TO COME HOME WITH ME” As his mom was in the seat next to him yelling “ME TOO” God is good.
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I was I frowned I made it to @ColourPopCo ‘s PR list ... WHAT.
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I came home to a PR Package from Laura Mercier 🥺🖤🖤🖤🖤
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Being my own boss is difficult at times because I’m a terrible employee that takes long lunch breaks and over spends on the company card.
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My schedule hasn’t changed much but I do have 3 whole kids I’m taking care of and 2 of them are my boyfriend 🙂
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I love you all so very much a stupid, almost uncomfortable amount. With all my heart and all my skin. 🖤
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“You should just stick to content and videos” No. FUCK YOU.
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I wouldn’t be the “I told you so” bitch if you listened the first timeeeeeee
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All I want is soup but I don’t want Brandon to get sick of it so I haven’t made soup in like a week...and then he got a root canal 🙃 Soup is all we can eat and IM GOD’S FAVORITE
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Yo the hype is so real when it comes to living by yourself. 11/10. Would highly recommend. I haven’t worn pants for the past 5 days .
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If Biden pulls Wisconsin I promise.. that’s where my next meet n greet will be.
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@JeffreeStar Biiiiiiiiitch, I love you.
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Can I change my Twitter name to @scottbarnescommentedonmyvideo
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I love my job. I was born to create. I was born to help & reach an audience, I was born to eat tacos and dipped cones.
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I’m telling my kids this was Nacho And Esqueleto
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I have a sponsored video coming up in a couple of weeks and one next month! I’ll make sure to disclose in every video but just as a warning. I always feel better when I let you guys know in advance but both brands YOU KNOW 🙌🏽🙌🏽🖤
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marriage isn’t a piece of paper. it’s taking a shower together and having a full conversation on why the cat shouldn’t be aloud to sit at the dinner table while we eat.
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So rent is due every month THE FUCK
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Quarantine isn’t an excuse to damage your hair permanently. But if you do tag me, a bitch is BORED
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there as I can please message me if you need diapers, food, cleaning supplies. I promise I won’t make you flash me. only if you really want to.
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My boyfriend turns into 7 yr old kid whenever he gets grumpy, well 12ish. Because he still likes boobs
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Michelle Obama, Kamala Harris and Dr. Biden really got dressed this morning and said “WHO WANT WHAT” 👏🏽
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Y’all need to stop throwing pregnancy around like it’s not a sensitive, ultra private issue.
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Can you guys send my boyfriend this. I already did and he left me on read.
@arelygonzalez_
Arely
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Y’all.. I made a new box for Valentine’s Day 🥰 let me know if you are interested!!
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Yall want me to just “stick to the content” and Keep peaceful when your president has blatantly said he won’t even peacefully lose the election.. GTFO PLS ♥︎
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I’m just heavily attracted to people who are so passionate about their field, so dedicated,all consumed by what they love. It’s why I’m with Brandon, you won’t meet someone as dedicated as him. Also because he puts gas in my car and drives me places because i don’t want to.
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the more you give the more people feel entitled to take. but let me remind you, I AM MINE BEFORE I AM ANYONE ELSE’S.
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I hit 500K thank you so much. Unlike Carol Baskin I will admit, I DID THAT.
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I told my kid that im taking her to a Fort Nite themed birthday party and my 5 year old daughter said AND IM QUOTING “Mami, that is so sick.” Fam...
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Tiktok took this down, so enjoy it my Twitter babies.
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All the stomach bats
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It costs nothing to be kind. Like actually nothing. so choose that.
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I was never a hoe but boy did I have the potential. I was always just too tired and wanted to be home more than anything
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Waking up and not having my boyfriends coffee has been the hardest part of my morning I miss it A TON. Also, my boyfriend I miss him too
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When he loves you unconditionally is one thing but when he loves your kid just as much or more is a greater more wonderful thing ♥︎
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If y’all are mad at me right now, you’re gonna HATE ME when @AOC runs.
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My daughter described heaven yesterday as place that’s full of shrimp. Just confirming to you all that I birthed her
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Ohhhh you said, “America’s next top model” ...
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Tested positive for Co...nstantly wanting besitos 🥺
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Imagine thinking @JeffreeStar ‘s eyeshadows aren’t pigmented My eyes are literally stained.
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Not every Mexican woman is named “Maria” that’s so rude, It’s just my mom, my tia, my cousin, my madrina, my comadre, my hair lady, my daughter, my ahijada, mi tio and me but that’s besides the point
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I don’t understand why Nick Cannon wants him to respond... homeboy, Eminem ruined HIS MOM
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My boyfriend just come over to take a nap on my bed. K
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I’m with Joe Biden & Kamala. Come for my neck. But me?? Support?? A racist . Homophobic. dumb ass who’s made this country a laughing joke while calling our fallen vets “LOSERS” Listen to me.. NEVERRRRRR.
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