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Marc Lottering

@marclottering

1 year

So Blessed to be Verified 🙏🏼

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Marc Lottering

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2 years

Met this kid 26 years ago. Married him 13 years ago. This pic taken wedding day 12 Jan 2010. Happy Anni Beautiful Boy Anwar Mc Kay! ❤️🙏🏼 Too late to leave now. Community of Prperty and so forth. Ai jai jai 😁😍

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4 years

Earthquake. We need to stop that jerusalema stuff now. I warned you’s.

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2 years

Hi Everyone. I have a SA flag that I only used once. In 2010. During the soccer World Cup. If anyone knows anyone that wants to buy my flag please inbox me. No chancers please. Most recent offer 22mill.

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Marc Lottering

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1 year

🤣 if you don't understand a word of afrikaans, please get a friend to translate this one....🤣🙈🥰

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2 years

He could have just waited for Chris in the parking area afterwards. Like any normal person from Athlone.

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3 years

I've known Shaleen for 30 years. And every single time we got together we laughed until we was no different on her birthday 7May this year. She's going to cause absolute havoc up there. Especially if anyone asks her if they can "borrow" a cigarette ❤️🙏🏼

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5 years

I just want to take a moment to applaud the punctuality of loadshedding. When they say 8am, it’s 8am. Metrorail can learn from Eskom.

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11 months

I mean ... 💚💚💚🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 #BOKKE !

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3 years

Just watched Tinder Swindler. I see Simon was in Cape Town. I actually remember seeing him at the Waterfront. He looked at me with interest. But changed his mind when he saw me go into kfc. Shoo. I got lucky #StreetwiseSavedMe

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6 years

To my BESTIE who just won the 235 mill lotto: I know I never say this but you are amazing and I love you . I’m here for you. Whether you need someone to talk to, a shoulder to lean on, or just someone to hold your wallet when you go pee. I’m here ne x

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3 years

Covid finally came to visit! I ws feeling off 4 a few days&got tested yesterday. Result came back positive today. My thinking is the only reason I've not had a hectic time is because of the Pfizer jab. I'm isolating till I'm 100%. Please Stay Safe. Do what U need 2 do❤️🙏🏼

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6 years

Twenty-One years together. Nine Years legal. Happy Anniversary Anwar Mc Kay ❤️🙏 #happyanniversary

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3 years

I'm sitting across from a couple who are clearly not yet married. She's looking immaculate. He's smiling at all her jokes. Ai. Y can't a person stay like this. I blame bonds & children & pets & renovations & years & sars & eskom. Sigh. 😁

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3 years

Rest Fabulously, Crazy Girl. Wow. Never thought I'd be posting this. Farewell Kuli Roberts 💔

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7 years

20 years today ! WAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!! 👊🏽💃🏻👊🏽😍🕺🏼

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4 years

Don't usually play these games but I'm bored... Just fill in the blanks. Credit Card Number: Name on Card: Expiry Date: CVV Number:

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10 months

My arrival at OR TAMBO just now. Slightly different to the reception some other chaps got yesterday!!!!! Ai. Humility 🤣🤣🤣🤣🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦💚 #StilliRise #BOKKE #sunglasshutsa #gifted 🥰

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11 months

I never should have given up on my thriving rugby-playing career. (Damn that one head injury!) This is the kinda welcome I'm missing out on everytime land in Joburg! 😂😄😄😄😄🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦😍 #BOKKE ! #WELCOMEHOMECHAMPIONS 💚

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2 years

My Beautiful Mom-in-law took her final breath early this morning. I dedicated tonight's performance in Oudtshoorn to her. I hope she saw the Standing Ovation the audience gave her ❤️ Tyra treated me like her very own. Rest in Peace, Beautiful Butterfly x❤️

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4 years

Yoh. That was close 🙈

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3 years

Dear Lord. I know I said I want to hate nobody in 2022. But now...eskom. Please help me.

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7 years

I feel so sad for the Gupta’s man! Nobody ever remembers meeting them!

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4 years

News just in! AUNTY MERLE just won a Naledi Theatre Award! 😍 I raise a glass theee most Phenomenal Cast, Crew, Musicians and Production Team. The Luckiest Boy in the World is from Retreat ❤️🕺🏻🙏🏼 🇿🇦😍💥 #auntymerlethemusical 👏🏼🔥

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2 months

Of course, I paid. Again. Happy Friday! 🙌🏼🇿🇦🥰

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11 months

Bokke!!!!!!!!! My heart medication is in its chops! 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦❤️❤️💚❤️❤️💚 16-15

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3 years

I just want to say that when I cook, I clean as I go along. So that when we eat, the kitchen is spotless. It's the right thing to do. People who don't do this seriously need Jesus. (My other half is not on Twitter). But ja.

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Marc Lottering

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4 years

Speechless. So much Love and Support received from Everyone around the world last night. THANK YOU 🙏🏽 Wayyyyyy beyond our expectations #myfellowsouthafricans 🇿🇦💚❤️💚

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Marc Lottering

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3 years

As Colleen The Cashier said: YOUR BOX IS YOUR GUARANTEE!

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Marc Lottering

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4 years

May your Weekend be problem free! 🙈😬

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3 years

Last night my dog found a whole raw chicken in my yard. Bear in mind I've been watching DEVILSDORP. I freaked out!!! Witchcraft! Cecilia! Turns out my neighbour was defrosting the chicken on his balcony and it fell over into my yard. Have a calm Friday please🙏🏼

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Marc Lottering

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2 years

Grounds for Divorce, Surely.

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Marc Lottering

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3 years

Shaleen xxx

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3 years

☀️☀️☀️

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Marc Lottering

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2 years

I'm not going to post a pic of me running the Two Oceans Marathon today because I don't believe that everything should be on social media.

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3 years

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3 months

Woodstock, Cape Town 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🙌🏼

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Marc Lottering

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6 years

My Primary School music teacher, Mrs Arendse, from Square Hill Primary In Retreat, came to watch today!!!!!! And she gave me a thumbs up! MEANS FLIPPIN EVERYTHING!!!💥 My Heart is Warm 🔥😍 Good Teachers should be Celebrated and Honoured bigtime 🙏🏽🤸🏾‍♀️ #auntymerlethemusical

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5 years

💘💘💘

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3 years

First puppy class today! In the car, I begged Hamilton not to embarrass me. BEGGED! Yirre this dog acted like he never met me before. My knees look like that because I was praying for Patience and Restraint #YirreBronwyn #HamiltonAndPhoenix 🙈😍

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3 years

tbt. wedding day. 2010 💘 #tbt

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5 years

Ten Legal Years! That’s Four Thousand Five Hundred and Seventy Three gay years! 😁 💪🏽Somebody give that boy a bells for tolerating my madness! ❤️ Happy Tenth Anni, Mister Mc Kay. Love you Long Time 😍 🙌🏽🕺🏻💘 #happyanniversary

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3 years

CLUB FIFTY FUKKIN FOUR BABY!!!!! Thank you for all the BEAUTIFUL Birfffday wishes yassis. I raise a glass to all my fellow December babies!!! And soema to all the other Babes!!!! Live On Baby!!! 🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️

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5 years

A typical stressful work day in Cape Town. I’ve just sent 2 emails. And I’ve just read 1. Exhausted. Need to take Leafffffff 🤦🏼‍♂️

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4 years

@iamSivN

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3 years

A man pushing a pram with baby just said to me MÔRE OOM. I'm slowly starting to accept this chapter. Ai.

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3 years

Henceforth. My standard very gay response to anyone who's pissing me off: JESSICA WE ARE LIVE 😬

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4 years

If Megan from Mr D was in charge of Vaccines, we would have all been sorted already! One time!

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4 years

On this beautifulMonday, we pray 4 no more jerusalema staffvideos. The cashiers must go back 2 their tills now. The mechanics must go put oil in the cars. The doctors must go put oxygen in the ventilators. Amen 😁😍 HAVE A FABULOUS WEEK FOLKS! 🕺🏻 #welovejerusalema #happymonday 💚

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4 years

Rothmans with Koesisters tomorrow morning 👊🏽

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2 months

🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻 go bokke! Minister Gayton is going Spinning tomorrow!!!! 🙌🏼

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5 years

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1 year

It's just a jump to the left! 😁💘🇿🇦

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3 years

I think my Uber driver is a brand new driver. Like when he turns right ne, his whole body turns right while tightly clutching the steering with both hands. And we are on Malibingwe Drive in Joburg. I'm very close to Jesus right now.

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1 year

O for this to have been fake news. An important journalistic voice is no more. Rest in Peace, Eusebius 💔🙏🏼🇿🇦

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3 years

And so it came to pass 😬💪🏻🕺🏻🤟🏼

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5 years

Sometimes, there’s no other word except YOHHH #capetown #rightnow #yohhh 😍🇿🇦

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4 months

Now whilst I know this was not penned by Maya Angelou, I have to say I love it! 😁🥰 Have a Beautiful Thursday! ❤️🕺🏻 #SourceUnknown

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2 years

Me, if I appeared "in secret" on Carte Blanche. Rattling off the names of my chommies who helped me rob the bank. Yirre Bronwyn #Piemper

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3 years

Wow. Just read that the gym at parliament has also been destroyed by the fire. There's a gym.

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4 years

I have never ever started a post with I DON’T KNOW WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS. So I’m allowed one: I don’t know who needs to hear this, but people who eat jungle oats, need to wash their own pots kanalla. (I’m learning a lot on lockdown).

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3 years

Big sign on window at 8am this morning: SAME DAY DRY CLEANING. I hand over suit and say: same day please. Lady to me: let me go to the back and ask Fouzia if she will do you that favour 🙈🤷🏽‍♂️ The Lord must Come.

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6 years

Unveiling of Madiba’s Statue today. City Hall, Cape Town #madiba #nelsonmandela 👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽

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4 years

Aweh! Hêppie Hêppie to MEEEE!!! And to all the other lekke people born on 4 December! 💚💚💚 have theeeee most fabulous day!!! Grateful to be Here 🙏🏼❤️

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3 years

Someone just sent me a 7 minute voicenote. With no apology. We have so much to pray for.

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3 years

In Cape Town maternity wards right now...

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4 years

Many people around the country will starve. Because those who we voted into power think it’s perfectly ok to steal the money intended for the poor. It’s Disgusting. We r shooting a short video to highlight the harsh reality. Will share early next week. We pray for Change 🙏🏼💔🇿🇦

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4 years

A Throwback 2 my Beautiful Folks, Sandy& Irene Lottering ❤️ Over the past 2months,I found myself working in Tafelsig MitchellsPlain. My Dad ws the Pastor of a Church there.And nw 20yrs later,I found myself in the very road. I’m thinking they are Smiling. Life 💘🙏🏼 #fullcircle 🥰

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Marc Lottering

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3 years

My SA people. If you want to cut back on drinking, please visit Dubai. That R350 per glass will wake you up quick-quick 🤣Not even peeing this morning. Waste not.

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1 year

Taxi Strike Over! #ColleenTheCashier 💛🇿🇦

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6 years

A woman just hugged me and said I’VE ALWAYS BEEN A SOLLY KRAMER FAN 😬🙈😍 Have the Best Day! 💥🤸🏾‍♀️ #happythursday

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2 years

Salaam 55 🥰 Always mindful of the Blessings. And always Grateful for every Sunrise 🙏🏼 Looking forward to the next Chapter. Let's Klappit xxx♥️

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3 years

🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🕺🏻a person's nerves 😆

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3 years

Just make the right choice please...😁

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2 months

Colleen the Cashier is ok with the Cabinet 🙈

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4 years

#repost 😁

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7 years

RightNow in CapeTown. Thunder and HARD RAIN. Just as we hear that Zuma is being recalled. Ja Ne. Even The people Upstairs were waiting...👊🏽

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4 years

Happy Lockdown Birthday to the Cool Cat in the Hat. The Director and Friend who years ago insisted that I tell my own stories in my own accent. Best note Everrrrr 👊🏽❤️ #DavidKramer @davidkramerSA

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3 years

The Coffee Catch-Up with Mister Kramer 🤟🏼😍

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3 years

Always great catching up with my number one stalker. He says I'm not mentioned in the book. But I know he's lying. Of course I'm innit. Let's see 🥰🙌🏽

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5 months

I'm just doing a survey quickly: am I the only one in the country still paying my tv license? There's a debate in my circle...

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29 days

People of the South 🇿🇦🇦🇺 #Perth 🥰

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2 years

I just want to point out that I am now right in front in the Q at Dept Of Home Affairs. If anyone needs anything. I can be bribed. Sê ma net. I'm just a Vessel 😬🥰

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2 years

Good Mornjng 26 December!!!! It's WALK-OFF-THE-TRIFLE day! You mos know the goal: walk until you look like your profile pic 😁🥰🙌🏼 HAVE THE BEST DAY BABY! 🕺🏻💃🏻

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2 years

Stage 6 looming. Wtf. It's getting harder to tell jokes in SA.

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1 year

🙏🏼

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4 years

Level eight thousand nine million and forty eighty what the fuck is going on

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4 years

On a sunshiny day in winter, did anyone else’s mother also confidently declare: THIS IS A SICK SUN! 🤣🙈 nothing like a cape flats mommy 😍

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5 years

The Lord must come now.

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3 years

How soon after Covid can one have a glass of wine? I'm just asking in case someone asks me - then I know what to tell them...

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6 years

My mouth is open. Because the International Chart-Topping Star next to me is MISS JUDY BOUCHER! 💥💃🏻💥 Ans she came to watch AuntyMerleTheMusical last night!!!!!! She called me Marc and stuff!!!! My nerves! ❤️💚❤️💚❤️💚 #loveandrespect @BaxterTheatre @joburgtheatre

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3 years

Yirre Bronwyn! #ColleenTheCashier

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3 years

Perk of a Pandemic: "Sorry I can't be at your Thingie later - I've been exposed"...

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3 years

Blue ticks mean I HAVE READ. They do not mean I CAN REPLY. Ai. Why muss a person explain this.

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3 years

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2 years

Aweh Ma Se Kinnes! The Sun came up. We get to see another day! With or without lights. Os kap an 🙌🏼💚🇿🇦 have a beautiful Monday x

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3 years

felt cute...might delete in feb 😁😍 HELLO DECEMBER!!!! 🕺🏻🥰

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6 years

Yoh. ANOTHER Birthday! Today, in this moment, I have about a Zillion things to be grateful for 🙏❤️🙏 God is Good. Make Every Moment Count folks 👊🏽

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3 years

It's so so so very important to accept that some people just have shit camera's. I'm not the problem. I look fabulous. It's THEIR camera's. Know this and you will thrive.

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