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marak.eth

@marak

3 years

NPM has reverted to a previous version of the faker.js package and Github has suspended my access to all public and private projects. I have 100s of projects. #AaronSwartz

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I lost all my stuff in an apartment fire and am barely staying unhomeless. Lost access to most of my accounts. All precious metal is missing. If anyone could bless paypal @marak .com with a little cash it would help me from freezing on the street. lol.

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What's up @Github ? Ten days since you removed my ability to publish to NPM and fix the Infinity Zalgo bug in colors.js Never responded to my support emails. I have 100s of packages I need to maintain. Everyone makes programming mistakes from time to time. Nobody is perfect.

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10 years

This best sums up my feelings on multi-database ORMs. http://t.co/H5J3g7L2dX

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@marak

11 months

@alexgraveley You shipped CoPilot and they didn't shower with you gold? Jesus dude. That sucks.

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3 years

"What really happened with Aaron Swartz?"

From the conspiracy community on Reddit

Explore this post and more from the conspiracy community

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@marak

4 years

There has been a data leak somewhere in FAANG and I can tell you with certainty billions of dollars are being made off our work and there are multi-millionaires literally laughing at us. #robotstrike cc @substack

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8 years

Can we please rename #serverless to #faas ? Functions as a Service. The term "Serverless" is a misnomer. It's also vendor lock-in.

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@marak

4 years

Bender goes on strike.

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@marak

3 years

If Open-Source Software Developers ever decide to unionize please nominate me as Union President.

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@marak

9 years

Fourth largest religion according to Google http://t.co/IdvM0UyHFu

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@marak

3 years

Marak - Engage Tea

If the Cromulons show up I'm serving Tea and Crumpets.

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@marak

1 year

"I love your open-source project, I use it every day, but no way I will pay $10" - Software engineer making 400k a year (sent from his $6,000 MacBook)

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@marak

2 years

Using OpenAI the past few days has made me realize more than ever that we will need a Universal Basic Income soon. AI has already permanently replaced a vast segment of jobs and occupations. Most of these people haven't been told yet.

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Babel.js and React are the worst open-source projects we have right now. Half the corporate websites we use existing in society (utilities/banking/telecom) are constantly breaking and require phone support / manual intervention. All the same crap tech stack. Meta Overlords are

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@marak

4 years

@OrganizingHere I believe I will spend the rest of this life and my next life only doing social work to help others. I no longer have the desire to write code.

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@marak

3 years

@CharmaineSChua Welcome to Costco, I love you!

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@marak

3 years

@JohnDiesattheEn I've ridden in a few of these. It's not so bad but the vibrations will make your butt numb. Don't forget a good ass towel!

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@marak

7 years

Modern #javascript development be like

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@marak

3 years

Going to form a think tank to figure out ways to protect air-gapped MySQL databases from being hacked by telepathic remote-viewers. Please email us if you have 10+ years experience in RDBMS and Pythagorean Mystery School Magic.

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@marak

3 years

Since I've now gotten a few emails from confused sponsors about my work: @opencollect seized the funding wing of the project and transferred it to unknown entities without notice. I have no clue where your money is going now. Complete communication blackout from @opencollect

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@marak

2 years

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated

Blog posts and Musings from Marak

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@marak

2 years

I challenge the #react community to build something on parity with I don't think you nerds can do it. Would take an entire team six whole months.

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7 months

This is a perfect example of the lunacy you need to deal with when running a large open-source project. I want to show you all what modern Fascism looks like. This man @jondot is publicly shaming an open-source developer because...read the thread and you be the judge.

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@jondot

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Hey @SassCSS , can you have a worse way to handle your code of conduct? Since you added a political banner and agenda and decided TO STEP OUT OF YOUR SOCIAL agenda, I suggested a new cause to push in world politics, which got me blocked, supposedly because it doesn't fit your

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@marak

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Once you reach a certain level of programming, you realize that you can build anything using only proper naming conventions and cache management. Everything else in computer science is just an abstraction over naming the thing and storing it somewhere.

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@marak

3 years

JavaScript sucks. 20 years and it's not even possible to have a basic functional piano with keypress and mouse clicks. Literally impossible.

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@marak

4 years

As requested via Github, here are receiving accounts for BTC and ETH. Bless all of you. 1DHoyxwuZFoWLvUX4KZSTBDrz1VLMTLTeS 0x150eF95cdB28f7ac32926917b9342C0759DbEe04 ☮️

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@marak

3 years

Status Update:

Zalgo issue with `v1.4.44-liberty-2` release · Issue #285 · Marak/colors.js

It's come to our attention that there is a zalgo bug in the v1.4.44-liberty-2 release of colors. Please know we are working right now to fix the situation and will have a resolution shortly.

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@marak

4 years

Got some potentially good news here. Been in communication with @godaddy and @indexzero It looks like I should be joining GoDaddy and they will be acquiring the project! I'll make sure to post a status update on this when I have it!!!

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@marak

1 year

"An idiot admires complexity; a genius admires simplicity; a physicist tries to make it simple; for an idiot, anything the more complicated it is, the more he will admire it; if you make something so clusterfucked he can't understand it, he's gonna think you're a god cause you

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@marak

3 years

I've fixed the Zalgo bug locally and have colors v2.2.2 ready to publish. It's been ready for 3 days and I still can't publish to NPM. More details here:

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@marak

4 years

@wwwjim Thank you! I accidentally sent out $100 earlier today to people I sponsor on Github through automated payments. Represented half of my bank roll. I did manage to cancel the auto-pay for that. oops!

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@marak

7 years

The best engineers I know are living on almost no money with absolute minimalist life-styles like @substack and @dominictarr . Is that right?

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@marak

3 years

It's official. At 2:22pm today 2/2/22 we launched: 🐸🗿BUDDY POND ALPHA🗿🐸 Buddy Pond is kinda like if AOL Instant Messenger and Windows 98 got married and had a baby named Neo.

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@marak

4 years

New blog post about my adventures with attempting to monetize faker.js #opensource #startups cc: @patrickc @collision @dvdhsu

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@marak

3 years

It's been two hours. Where is the person who comes in and says I'm wrong and posts the thing I've been looking for.

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@marak

1 year

The AYYO Colors Key Mint has begun. I wrote the immutable smart contract myself. Every piece is a winner, with complete control of a Guild. 144 ETH is available for those intelligent enough to solve sets. Take your time to check this out. I promise you've never seen anything

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@marak

3 years

Human mind and body most complex computer in universe. For all my hacker friends, get out of the chair twice a day and take care of your gear.

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@marak

10 years

Every Software Recruiter I've ever worked with. http://t.co/d2oPQaFZS0

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@marak

3 years

Hanging out in the Buddy Pond.

Buddy Pond Cloud OS and Instant Messenger

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@marak

8 months

Game dev with CrossWindow.js + Mantra.js

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@marak

1 year

"A cringe man will always think he's based, but a based man is truthful to his cringe self." - Lao Tzu

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@marak

1 year

Does anyone know the story lately with the Reddit IPO? These assholes are trying to get 15 billion dollars from the content WE all made. If Reddit IPO gets any traction, please remind the world that Ghislaine Maxwell was a power moderator of Reddit for years.

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@marak

3 years

I sold my house to invest in #NFT . Shill me your project I'm buying!!! #NFTdrop #NFTart #NFTartists #NFTfart

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@marak

7 years

Really proud of my partner for securing a shipping container of supplies on a coast guard ship to west coast of Puerto Rico. Ships next week

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@marak

3 years

Interdimensional Cable + MemePool + Instant Message. Internet can be fun again I swear.

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@marak

7 months

@antirez The best way to use the LLM is to know the answer to the question you are asking ahead of time. The thing is a master of autocompleting. I use the LLM as a hammer, not an encyclopedia.

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@marak

2 years

Got OpenAI to logically conclude Jesus is a cool dude.

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@marak

3 years

After doing some basic profiling it turns out our biggest performance hit was too many client-side CSS rainbow animations. Figures.

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@marak

3 years

We connected MSPaint to the Chat Rooms to the Webcam to the Visual FX Library and then added a Remix button. Super fun to play with. 🖌️🎨📹🙌

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@marak

2 years

Added App Store. Cloud OS is online.

Buddy Pond Cloud OS and Instant Messenger

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@marak

10 years

#microservice hosting platform http://t.co/4yEJHvEGSI is now 100% #opensource #nodejs #npm #javascript

GitHub - stackvana/hook.io: Open-Source Microservice Hosting Platform

Open-Source Microservice Hosting Platform. Contribute to stackvana/hook.io development by creating an account on GitHub.

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@marak

3 years

hello would you like to be my friend

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@marak

3 years

The End of Citadel - Rick and Morty

The End of Citadel - Rick and MortyRick and Morty 5x10#AndriiNo! #RickAndMorty #Season5

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@marak

1 year

Please stop evangelizing stupid projects like TypeScript. Technology is not a cult. It's supposed to help us, not be used as propaganda to advance your career. Stop writing books and build something useful.

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@marak

1 year

No, it's not parody. Ex Vercel employee. Checks out. I would fire this dude immediately if he showed up with this pedantic nonsense in my code base. Brother, plenty of developers live kick ass lives writing Java code. There is no shame in that, I think you would excel.

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I just KEEP seeing uses for Prettify<T> out in the wild. Here, you can use it to unwrap a class with lots of complex inheritance to actually see it in the tooltip.

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@marak

6 years

Just found that our faker.js is the 386th most starred project on Github out of 28+ million public repositories. I'm counting this as a significant life accomplishment. ✌️

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@marak

1 year

All I know is that if Terry Crews runs for President with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as VP, I will be working full-time on their campaign.

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@marak

5 months

@marak spends 582% more time coding than tweeting

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@marak

9 years

Dear JavaScript library developers: Please do not `throw err` inside any of your async calls. Ever. Thank you.

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@marak

3 years

Well, it was nice knowing you humans. #skynet

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@marak

7 years

I'll ask again, why is Node.js bundled with a proprietary piece of software controlled by a private company? NPM needs to be separated.

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@marak

1 year

This is from the Discord of a San Francisco based gaming company that has raised over 6 million in VC funding and sold 1 million in NFTs last year. They are launching loot boxes on Monday. Rest assured, your funds are safu. The game's community manager called me "Bro" and

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@marak

6 months

“You do not rise to the level of your goals. You fall to the level of your systems.” - James Clear

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@marak

9 months

The logo for my new project is a total Chad.

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@marak

9 years

http://t.co/TZ3T6G4ldl is a free #opensource platform for hosting #javascript #microservices . Sign-up today to support the project!

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@marak

3 years

Back from a recent time traveling mission to the 1980s and found this gem. Great work on the City Slicker VHS release @gingerrootmusic

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@marak

1 year

“What’s reality? I don’t know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor, I thought, ‘That bird has no idea what he’s looking at.’ And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can’t really panic; he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he’s

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@marak

1 year

I'm solo developing a massive multiplayer retro game. It plays like someone connected a Super Nintendo to a Flux Capacitor. Live now and in Alpha testing at

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@marak

3 years

Thinking about Luke Arduini today. We won't forget about you Luke. Looking at his last code from eight years ago:

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GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.

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@marak

1 year

Still loving TypeScript? Take three steps backwards and read LAND OF LISP.

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@marak

9 years

Any senior engineers want to come work for me in New York? $150,000 a year. Need you to start yesterday. Can relocate. Remote for less.

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@marak

1 year

Good judgment comes from experience. And experience? Well, that comes from poor judgment.

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@marak

1 year

The immigration crisis in NYC is genuine. I got stopped in Brooklyn today by two Venezuelan women with four young children. One of the women was in the late stages of pregnancy. They had a handwritten note explaining their situation and spoke no English. I've lived in New York

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@marak

8 years

Pulled out some of the core hook.io functionality into a new library. Testing privately this weekend, DM me for preview.

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@marak

7 years

Big security issue with @npmjs today. Some very popular packages disappeared for no reason and were replaced with malware. I've been pubilcally warning developers about NPM having quality issues for over a year now.

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@marak

3 years

Currently Dancing to Tunak Tunak Tun

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@marak

3 years

Most Excellent Pull Request:

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@marak

1 year

@Phantom_TheGame Being poor is a mindset. Don't let artificial boundaries hold you back. If you are broke, do what you must to get by. Try to remember how good a life you have to be able to work on what you love to do all day.

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@marak

9 years

Why is it that Node.js is controlled by a committee and NPM is controlled by single company?

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@marak

3 years

I'm now selling my online avatar on the open sea? Wondering about the spiritual ramifications of doing this is.

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@marak

7 years

@ohhoe These aren't "good changes". It's SJW bullshit. I was advocating for Node in 2009 before any of you even knew it existed.

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@marak

9 years

Faker v3.1.0 released with new JSDocs #javascript

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@marak

9 years

I still think @CouchDB is the greatest thing since sliced bread. Built-in replication and revision history. Thanks.

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@marak

3 years

appsmith looks very interesting. Is anyone here using it?

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@marak

3 years

Our entire Enterprise relies on Clippy.js working. I am concerned there has not been any updates in the repo for over 7 years Does anyone know of a high performant Clippy.js fork? I am being serious.

GitHub - clippyjs/clippy.js: Add Clippy or his friends to any website for instant nostalgia.

Add Clippy or his friends to any website for instant nostalgia. - clippyjs/clippy.js

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@marak

1 year

If you are willing to believe in multiverse theory, then there is a universe not very far from ours where everything is the same except every instance of the word "Jesus" in the Bible is replaced with "Batman"

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@marak

10 years

http://t.co/EA1KDrvMoN let's you deploy #javascript #microservices with #github #nodejs and #npm in seconds.

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@marak

7 months

Infinite maze generator with instant hot-switch of graphics pipeline ( Three.js + CSSGraphics )

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@marak

3 years

What is the best fake computer login screen you've ever seen used in a film?

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@marak

10 months

Literally billions of dollars of transactions flow through Kenneth Reitz requests library each day. If you've used Python in the past decade you should pay that man his money.

Kenneth Reitz

@kennethreitz42

11 months

I am currently seeking funds to keep a roof over our head. I was not very ahead financially, as of yet, with my position I held. I was getting there, but we’re living off pennies right now. Does anyone want to help? I have CashApp setup.

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@marak

1 year

Y'all mind if I praise the lord?

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@marak

1 year

Here we have trained the A.I. Hank Williams to sing Ice Cube's verse from Straight Outta Compton.

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@marak

9 months

@kentcdodds For real? You keep the auto-ids in the event you need to rebuild referential integrity in case of emergency DB recovery or future refactors.

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@marak

9 years

If you are working with #nodejs or #javascript you should 100% be following @mafintosh on Github

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@marak

1 year

Why does the Mitch McConnell freezing meme look like the David Guetta on drugs meme?

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@marak

3 years

The Wayback Machine should be taken down. A centralized corporate run Internet archive is objectively worse than no archive at all. Users should be creating their own archives.

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@marak

9 years

Just listened to the Node.js Rap again. It's aging well. Still hilariously awesome.

Marak - The Node.js Rap

A rap song about Nodejitsu's favorite technology, Node.js! All Node Ninjas deploy their Node.js apps on Nodejitsu...

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@marak

1 year

Got a "friendly" and quickly deleted response from @Trey_Smith then he blocked me. Definitely nothing fishy here. For anyone who got scammed from @MechNFT and @David10x3 please contact the SEC via cc @molly0xFFF @web3isgreat

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