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Nairobi, Kenya
Joined May 2020
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Muache kuvuta bangi bwana
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Me at 3am: Ooya si hiyo ni extension umeeka kwa hiyo bag?
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Fare nilituma hajakula amekuja lakini hii bag amekuja nayo inakaa inaeza toshea woofer yangu buana😂
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1 year
We have arrested the first police officer, aluta continua #Maandamano 😂😂
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Mimi siezi itwa "nice" heri tuangushe ndege
@njambifever
NJAMBI❄️
1 year
Such a nice guy🥳 @Kotsocha_ke 🥰
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1 year
Watu wakiona uko friendly sana na your female boss wanakuchocha uombe kinembe na hivo ndio unafutwa kazi😂
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Ukiwa na hao mabeste zako siku moja acha simu hapo ikirecord sauti na utoke for 10 minutes, utashangaa sana.
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Juma Nuks
2 years
Female genital funny names thread 😅🤣
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Juma Nuks
3 months
"Huskii huyo mwalimu wa tp nilimdinyia kwa staffroom mr Omondi akiwa hapo"
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Juma Nuks
7 months
Ndio nimemaliza hii mlango bado kuchapa rangi sasa😂
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Simple
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@me_tatf
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1 year
Mtu aniekeee mpoa hapo mbele😂😂😂🚶
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1 year
Ngono kante
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Millicent Omanga's husband after smashing a pig
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@kiplimoNick
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1 year
Damn! Si watu wanafanana huku nje
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1 year
Add a spoonful of baking powder and there you go 😂
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Gari iko na slow puncture
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Eti ako na shati moja?
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Niliwahi jifanya coolkid nikaenda massage, kumamaye ngozi ilikuwa inatoa turolls tudogo twa black ikabidi dem wa massage avae gloves kwa mkono😂😭
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Juma Nuks
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@jirannni
ashlea°
1 year
Huwa mnafanya nini mkiwa home alone🤔
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Kuria this is what I mean't😂
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@manue_jnuks
Juma Nuks
1 year
Valisha socha suti 😂
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Juma Nuks
10 months
Mlisema anafanyia wapi kazi😂😂?
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Juma Nuks
10 months
Me and my workmates tulikuwa hapa cityhall tumetulia acha tuendee hiyo trolley 😂😂
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Hakuna mkate ngumu mbele ya chai😁
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Huku Stamford Bridge training iko underway😁😁
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Naleta uzito in a few😂👍
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Done
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@wizardsmc1
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1 year
Wenye mnajua kuedit, Photoshop him akiwa ameshika mrembo mkono, anyone?👇😂
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Juma Nuks
2 years
Mi hukula kdf😂😂
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Done
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@mawiadoro
Mawia 🦋
1 year
Some one photoshop them akiwa wamebeba masahani please.
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Clout chasing infection (CCI)
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Mamaa amewasalimia😂💀💀
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Mistake kidogo hapa unaskia mawe huko colon😂😂☠
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Juma Nuks
2 years
Porn sites closing in kenya😅😂Anzeni kudownload stock
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Bookten akikanyaga msumari😂
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Juma Nuks
1 year
In this photo there's a girl, but simps can't see her, they only see one thing
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Ati unasema umeficha sura?
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@KhalifKairo
khalif kairo
1 year
Lakini @TheOtherDelo_ utatuonyesha mambo😅, Sura ulisema watu wa twirra wataionea mbiguni 🤣
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Asaad skilli after spoting kiriamiti's car kwa jam
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Huyo Omwamba ameambiwa content yake iko kando kama mdomo ya khaligraph 😂
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Juma Nuks
5 months
Small but a win🤟
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Juma Nuks
1 year
This guy has been in the same outfit since last year, DCI should intervene 😂😂
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Juma Nuks
4 months
Na uache kuficha mamaa
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Mko wapii 🤭🤭 Kujeni Ruiru
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Juma Nuks
11 months
Mjamaa wa 26 years huana aibu ukitoa mtoto wa highschool nguo?
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Juma Nuks
2 years
Macuzo wa Nairobi walilala kwa bed yangu by 3am walikuwa wameamka wote wakalala kwa floor😂😂
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Kuna mathe fulani hukuwa na mahaga kwa hii ploti na ni mimi nimempea wifi, so huwa namdisconnect ndio anikujie nikamtengenezee and she's generous👀 ☺️
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Salary ikishaingia tunaingia site😂😂
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Juma Nuks
4 months
Nani huyu amebeba Mammito Eunice
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Juma Nuks
11 months
Mimi naye sijawahi amini usiku na mchana zinatoshana, there's no way u cannot sleep mchana mzima lakini usiku unaeza lala yote😂
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Juma Nuks
8 months
Hizi picha za former president leo jioni mnatoa wapi?😂
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Juma Nuks
1 year
I was on YouTube watching basketball for people on wheelchairs and the comments were disabled don't know why
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Na mkule kwa restaurants bana sijafurahi vile tumejaa kwa mathe
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Huyu amelipa influncers ndio atrend na birthday yake, kwani mko desperate aje 😂
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Women love so much attention, why pose like this for a photo?😂💀
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Juma Nuks
2 years
Kama woofer yako iko na kale kashimo we hufai kulia kutu😂
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Kibz kwani uko wapi naona nyumba yako imeingia mtu mwingine
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Fare nilituma hajakula amekuja lakini hii bag amekuja nayo inakaa inaeza toshea woofer yangu buana😂
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Huwa nahurumia mwenye nitaoa sana juu ata ukuwe mgonjwa hiyo kitu lazimaa😂💔
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Juma Nuks
10 months
Good morning watu wa working from home😂
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Juma Nuks
6 months
Nikifanya thread ya "your ocha houses" mtaparticipate ama nitakosana na wajaka?😂😂😂
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Polisi mwanaume akijaribu kunipiga rungu😂😂
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Alshabaab waiting for the completion of the BBS eastleigh mall😂
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Juma Nuks
2 years
Male genital funny names thread 😂
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Juma Nuks
2 years
Nakuja kwako kucheza fifa na unapika bro?? Umenipangia aje kwani?😂😂
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Nani mwingine hajapata title deed?? @MikeSonko 😂
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Huyo alicollapse tukihave sex, nilikuwa nimeshtuka kidogo but fortunately nishafika River yala ndio narudi sasa
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Juma Nuks
1 year
That one single sip of Hennessy ikifika tumbo ipate keg litre tatu
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Juma Nuks
1 year
What's the point of having a narrow gate?? Kenyan landlords kwani hamtaki tuhame usiku😂
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Juma Nuks
2 years
Osama posing for a photo
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Juma Nuks
2 months
Wale hamtaki floods kwenu wekeni alama
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Juma Nuks
2 years
Unakunywa strungi na uso imejaa pimples??? Finya hizo vitu upate maziwa😁nkt
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Nilikuwa nashangaa hiyo ni nini inanigongagonga kwa magoti kumbe nilifua boxer zote😁😂
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Kuna couple hapa twitter, mmoja akiwa online huyo mwingine ako online,and so in conclusion 😂😂
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Juma Nuks
11 months
Hi, niko hapa nje ya ploti yenu nimekuja kukusalimia 😂😂
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Umesema hiyo assignment utaleta tufanyie kwangu?💀
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Juma Nuks
1 year
My guy pale highschool alichapwa suspension juu ya makosa aliwekelewa so jamaa kurudi ananiambia "Chota maji 5 litre uweke kwa box nataka kuweka viagra kwa main tank" 😂In my whole life highschool I used to have a jerrican, nilikuwa naijaza kwa tank ya staffroom
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Unafanya kazi kwa supermarket for a salary of 19k monthly, mwezi ikiisha unaambiwa uko na short ya 13k kumanina zenyu nyinyi managers.💔
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Juma Nuks
2 years
Huyu malaya ametatoo till number kwa mgongo 😂🤺
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Juma Nuks
2 years
Social media is giving you so much pressure, log out for some time. Come back after 3days and thank me.
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Juma Nuks
2 years
Boxer ni 250 while panty ni 50bob, pesa ni yako bro😂👍
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Juma Nuks
2 years
Examination jackets THREAD!!
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Juma Nuks
11 months
@iamwangoma hiyo yote kwani ulikuwa unakula pizza daily
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Juma Nuks
2 years
Drop your handles for permanent followers
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Hii luku nimepiga leo lazima mnione kumamaye mko wapi😂
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Polisi akienda kuchukua bribe halafu aone mtu anarecord😂
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Juma Nuks
2 years
Mlisema boxer moja siku ngapi?
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Juma Nuks
9 months
Gikomba ukibuy luku mapema asubuhi watu wanadhani umeimport kutoka majuu😂
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Juma Nuks
1 year
😂Sasa nywele ikianza kung'oka inamaanisha aje wakubwa?
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Juma Nuks
10 months
Simps wanaset unachievable standards 😂
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Juma Nuks
1 year
If you marry luo girl, be prepared to stay in a dirty environment
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Morio wangu ameshikwa na scorpion kwa haga na ikabidi ninyamaze imuume tu juu nini naeza kuwa natafuta kwa matako ya mwanaume
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Juma Nuks
2 years
I've made ksh. 200 from this app for a whole week😭😭
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Ndio nataka kulala sasa acha niteme hii taxin ya kutoka jana
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Juma Nuks
1 year
I would rather marry a lazy woman than a dirty woman
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Juma Nuks
1 year
UDA YoungBoy never bro again
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Juma Nuks
3 months
Ken Wa Maria Kenya Wanalia
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Juma Nuks
10 months
Hii screenshot hunimaliza😂😂💔
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Juma Nuks
2 years
Sleeping naked as a man increases the size of your omuzigidi
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Mko wapi, ndio tunatokea date na mamaa😍
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Niko na soo, ni wapi hapo tao naeza spoil manzi na nibaki na fare ya kwenda hadi kabete?
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Mi naisha bana😂 @Yoh_crushie
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Juma Nuks
1 year
Kuna dem nilikuwa nataka, nikachapa moves kadhaa na nikatulia huyo gaidi akanitumia beste yake mwenye sijui anikatie nikaingia box day one sasa wote wawili wameniblock kumamaye, fear women
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Juma Nuks
2 years
Wengine wakipitia express way mzae wa mtu ako hapa😂😂💀
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