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@mametchie
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this is what i smoke
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@mametchie
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anyone wanna do this with me tomorrow
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two horses rocking back and forth together activity that is not only fun but also beneficial to health playful training time
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enough with that โ€œyes daddyโ€ bullshit its 2018 we sayin โ€œaye-aye captainโ€
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@mametchie
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me 4 years ago: the internet isnt your diary sweetie(: me now: whats up twitter today i cried in a dennys bathroom
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@mametchie
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6 years
i don't want another pretty face i don't want just anyone to hold i don't want my love to go to waste i want you and your beautiful sole
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@mametchie
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9 months
need this and for them to say โ€œbanger tweet babe you never missโ€ every few posts
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@mametchie
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8 months
big day on tiktok live
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@mametchie
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this is so scary http://t.co/q8a6Yzxk7e
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@mametchie
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hello kitty gas station dick pills
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"we have food at the house" starter pack
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@mametchie
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having one of the shittiest weeks and this car pulled in front of me earlier today
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@mametchie
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4 years
a small price to pay for cow ottoman
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@mametchie
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i have huge boobs btw. if you even care.....,
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@mametchie
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5 years
the three horsemen of the apocalypse
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@mametchie
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9 years
๐Ÿค”
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@mametchie
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wish i was built like one of those total drama island bitches
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ใƒใƒ ใƒใƒ ใƒ—ใƒชใƒณใ€ๅ…ฌๅผใ€‘
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ใŠใฏใ‚ˆใ†๏ผไปŠๆ—ฅใ‚‚ใฉใ“ใ‹ใง่ฆ‹ๅฎˆใฃใฆใ„ใ‚‹ใ‚ˆโ™ก ๆฐ—ใ‚’ใคใ‘ใฆ่กŒใฃใฆใ‚‰ใฃใ—ใ‚ƒ๏ฝžใ„๏ผ๏ผ
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@mametchie
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"ALRIGHT I WANNA SEE EVERYBODY MOVE TO THE FRONT"
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@mametchie
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i love audreys cat sm http://t.co/AwZgnSd7Db
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@mametchie
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8 years
before and after your dick appointment
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@mametchie
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me when animal crossing pocket camp keeps coming out with cute new stuff but its only accessible with real money
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when i see a cute dog
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@mametchie
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7 years
what flatsound song is this
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mood board
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this looks just like me
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c r o n c h
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@mametchie
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i hate a " i'm not the type of girl to ___" or a " im not like other girls" ass bitch like chill tf out hazel grace no one cares
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๐Ÿ“strawbebbie๐Ÿ“ http://t.co/lJvuTi9pWQ
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@baby_b0nes he looks like R2-D2
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bro did you really have to let it linger
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โ˜•๏ธโ˜•๏ธโ˜•๏ธ
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@mametchie
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listening to your friends talk about their passions and aspirations
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9 years
it me birthday
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@mametchie
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6 years
*having sex* him: fuck your pussy is so tight me, panicking: you too babe
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@mametchie
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7 years
when you suckin his dinky doo and he says "fuck" under his breath
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@mametchie
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9 years
tried new makeup out ft. twitter filters http://t.co/m13t5kC5lp
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can someone tell me what this animal is
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Atlanta has deployed a child militia at Lenox Mall fitted with riot shields and batons. What the actual fuck is going on?
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happy vday cowards
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when im contouring my nose and it comes out uneven
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9 years
these r so awkward o well http://t.co/XQmghd70Mz
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@mametchie
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feel like i could sleep better if i didnt have bones
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33) a classic
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@mametchie
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7 years
these looked better on my laptop but hewwo.....,.
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@mametchie
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8 years
big greasy mess
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@mametchie
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this the smile white ppl give u when u make eye contact while walking by
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7 years
yall mind if im proud of the progress ive made
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8 years
wheres the water
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@mametchie
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8 years
*SLAMS BUTTON*
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7 years
im back on my bullshit
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@mametchie
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5 years
chris hemsworth is a bottom
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@mametchie
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1 year
ok well birdo is a lesbian so jot that down
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Birdo and Yoshi are literally perfect together he could fit his whole schnoz into her mouth hole
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@mametchie
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6 years
calling cum awesomesauce
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5 years
LOOOL
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@mametchie
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9 years
thicc? probs gonna delete these but goodmorning
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@mametchie
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8 years
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING HAT
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"describe you username in four pictures"
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@mametchie
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hi heres some designs ive made so far!! send pics if u end up using them!! #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch
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8 years
cya sucker ๐Ÿ“
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@mametchie
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6 years
you ever take thirst traps in your messy ass room just to flex on moldy pears
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i wish ihad brown eyes but alas http://t.co/wA4MoVLTx7
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*shakes fist* AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WERENT FOR YOU DANG FEMINISTS!!!
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tonight we fuckin on the pom pom purin air bed
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@mametchie
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F A V E ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ˜› THIS ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘€IF๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฆYOUโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ™‡WANT๐Ÿ’ชTO๐Ÿ˜˜DO๐Ÿ‘ME๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐ŸปA FAVOR๐Ÿ™AND๐Ÿ˜HIT๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‘ŠME๐Ÿ˜ฆWITH๐Ÿ˜YOUR๐Ÿ‘ŒCAR๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿš—AND๐Ÿ˜ŒPUT๐Ÿ‘‰ME๐Ÿ˜›OUTโžก๏ธOF MY๐Ÿ˜MISERY!!๐Ÿ’€โŒ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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literally anyone: hi me in middle school: did you know that when lady gaga says โ€œdisco stickโ€ she means penis
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my new tik tok :)
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theres probably dogs that need glasses and theres no way we could know
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the sequel
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it is i, the frenchiest fry
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how i feel when my family starts asking me about school and relationships
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6 years
20 year olds who got married and pregnant right out of highschool always be posting on facebook like โ€œDont Be Mad โ€˜Cause Iโ€™m Doinโ€™ Me Better Than You Doinโ€™ You(:โ€
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@tough_and_rich thanks, i hate it
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8 years
big dumb
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ok im muting this yall annoying
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ok but is this not me http://t.co/yNgI5qiLoE
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