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maki

@makigdlp

8 months

🩷 my top 25 films of 2023 🩷

maki

@makigdlp

2 years

🌈My top 25 of 2022🌈

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@Heryens

@TrueTyger

@fumusichi

@lomakinaia

@M1iafI14i039188

@bj25vtuib979051

@sakimichanmale

@Ksh_af

@VinceCanipi

@unbornwhiskey

@AArvind_

@jennifer_l6557

@catatorresher

@tweetysweetiie

@PatrickSweany

@nofilternabi

@ninobasub

@marata_helele

@Bulgexes1

@KevinThaMaker

@missionlocaleni

@wdstt260

@hornets_shibata

@Clairejeon0901

@M_A_Fattouh

@Energy_Bulldog

@yk_mayo2

@PrecisionPatsBF

@mirandadevine

@xiaoke1105

@Kilroy0T

@XPastorOnline

@KazuWFHun

@dlempereur

@BinorRaja

@beafandraw

maki

@makigdlp

8 months

Movie theaters in Japan are cool. You can buy little books about the movies that are playing full of bts stuff. Here’s the Poor Things one I got

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2 years

@blgtylr "Not all writers read." Yeah, we can tell

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5 years

I have on read receipts for everybody. I'm ok with people knowing when I'm ignoring them

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*Goes on first date, scared he’ll ghost but instead gets this text*

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2 years

@BBCAfrica What kind of “relationship” exactly?

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5 years

@NotNikyatu @zblay His wife is quite attractive so it makes sense

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8 months

The reactions (and jokes) about the mia goth news... and people wonder why hollywood is full to the brim with abusers of all kinds

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maki

@makigdlp

6 months

@blgtylr I can't believe someone I'm-not-like-other-girlsed Jane Austen lmao

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maki

@makigdlp

6 years

@IWriteAllDay_ lol like there aren't millions of people around the world who don't speak english and still listen to mostly english (american) music bc of cultural colonization but... ugh whatever

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maki

@makigdlp

9 months

@paulswhtn I can't believe I'm being tempted to watch this dorky-ass show

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@makigdlp

2 years

@SAMGREIS wait, y'all fucking?

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@makigdlp

5 years

@TomZohar

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maki

@makigdlp

5 years

@evanrosskatz We Mexicans have a saying: "Not even God likes the lukewarm" which is a nice way of telling people to grow a pair and choose a fucking side or get out of the way

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maki

@makigdlp

1 year

@hiimbobbi Like... that's one of the most horrifying and upsetting deaths in a horror movie ever wtf

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maki

@makigdlp

6 months

Anyway, if you think Death Becomes Her is bad, you're an idiot. Good luck with that.

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maki

@makigdlp

4 years

@LosWhitexicans Lo que más risa me da de esto es que si le das "dedito abajo" a una peli en Netflix no pasa nada, sólo ayuda al algoritmo de la plataforma a recomendarte películas distintas... no afecta en nada al resto de usuarios... osea aparte de pendejada es una pendejada inútil.

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maki

@makigdlp

4 years

Oh no, I've seen the Armie Hammer dms

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maki

@makigdlp

5 years

@McJesse Clothing, I wanna party in whatever this is

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@makigdlp

6 months

@ShaneM_Anderson Trying to understand how they got that wrong... Like, it ain't rocket science, boys

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@makigdlp

6 months

Magneto’s whole getup in X-Men ‘97 is so cunty lol

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maki

@makigdlp

1 year

@A_B_Allen At least the people who recreate mundane situations in “Wes Anderson’s Style” on TikTok are making an effort, actually doing something.

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@makigdlp

1 year

@colormejorge The gay gasp I just gay gasped!

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maki

@makigdlp

5 years

@angelicabastien FRANCES HA for me gets what it feels like to be aimless, overwhelmed, and lonely, and trying desperately to pretend you're not.

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maki

@makigdlp

1 year

@aguirreryan The gay couple behind me went "oh" in unison, it was very cute.

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maki

@makigdlp

6 years

@mozeenee @REMEZCLA ¿Más importantes para quién? Para mi enseñarles a respetar la individualidad e identidad de otros (y saber defender la propia) es una prioridad y no toma tanto tiempo. Se les puede enseñar esto y un millar de cosas más y todavía les queda tiempo para distracciones de verdad.

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maki

@makigdlp

7 months

@paulswhtn I would've loved if they got Anne Hathaway to play Anne Hathaway, but oh well.

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maki

@makigdlp

2 years

Has enough time passed that we're ready as a society to admit we undervalued Denise Richards?

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2 years

few people have looked better on screen than denise richards in wild things

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@makigdlp

2 years

@hoddsuspenders There were a million things, but this was definitely one of them

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@makigdlp

5 years

@meakoopa It's like no one has seen Into the Woods!

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maki

@makigdlp

6 years

@mozeenee @REMEZCLA Se les pueden enseñar muchas cosas al mismo tiempo, los niños no son tontos.

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@makigdlp

6 years

@T_FisherKing We mexicans take any opportunity to have fun and do some mischief... also we're vindictive af

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maki

@makigdlp

7 years

@Karnythia Oh, I should add that like ten years after that I met a self-proclaimed medium who told me: "There's a person buried under your bathroom, just fyi"

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@makigdlp

5 years

@AlannaBennett Talking about me to my aunties, my mom: "he looks lost in his own world, but he notices everything." After speaking with my uni career director, my dad: "that woman's full of shit, she said only nice things about you!" So I look dumb, but I'm nosy and unlikable lol

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maki

@makigdlp

3 years

@Kevin_Jacobsen I take solace in the extreme probability that Olivia and Frances don't even know what an nft is

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maki

@makigdlp

3 years

@paulswhtn Me with all the 2021 movies... we'll get to Luca and all the other girls eventually

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maki

@makigdlp

5 months

I can't believe you weirdos have me defending not only the Pope, but also an Argentinian, I will never forgive you for that... if you wanna hate gays so bad, go be a protestant you loser!

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5 months

The best advice I could give to all Catholics is to completely ignore Pope Francis. History will likely record him as a bad pope, a heretic and perhaps even an antipope (maybe). The antipope thing can only be determined by a future pope. Irregardless of whatever he is, Catholics

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maki

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10 months

How you take a picture with that gorgeous man and you're the prettiest person in the picture? God has favorites 😭

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maki

@makigdlp

4 years

@MarcSnetiker I remember always being confused as a kid when her and the butler guy started flirting 'cause to me they were both clearly gay?

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maki

@makigdlp

5 years

@ephwinslow "you should try... not showing up to people's houses" lmao!

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maki

@makigdlp

7 years

@Karnythia Younger sister one night (I was 6, she was 3) just blurts out: "Oh, the man in the red suit is in the bathroom again" and I just about peed myself

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maki

@makigdlp

6 years

@mozeenee @REMEZCLA Ok, varias cosas: 1) Esto no es censura, estás confundiendo el término. 2) Esto es defender derechos humanos, derecho a una propia identidad y que se respete. 3) ¿Indoctrinación a qué? 4) ¿Comunismo? Eso no tiene nada que ver en esta conversación.

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maki

@makigdlp

4 years

@kat_blaque I only buy frozen strawberries, if the bug stuck to them through the cold, I'll honor it by drinking it in my smoothie 🤷‍♂️

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maki

@makigdlp

2 years

@FilmUpdates Love ‘‘em all but we’re backing my girl Michelle Yeoh all the way!

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maki

@makigdlp

1 year

There truly isn’t a more perfect example than Will Smith, it took a single lapse in judgment for the white mainstream to drop him like a hot potato

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@makigdlp

6 years

@AarKuNine @isaacfeldberg @MarcSnetiker It was a vampire movie

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maki

@makigdlp

4 years

Kierkegaard discourse on the tl? Maybe the world doesn't fully suck?

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maki

@makigdlp

4 years

@jpbrammer There are white latinos, she could've just saved herself money on the bronzer and pronounce fajitas with a spanish accent and that would've been fine.

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maki

@makigdlp

4 years

@KimberlyNFoster In our last election (México) we had all 4 remaining candidates sitting at a table with a moderator, and they kept insulting each other, calling each other names, and making jokes and quips. It was basically the same, but not as angry and without the open racism.

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@makigdlp

5 years

@ava

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maki

@makigdlp

1 year

@codymonster91 I sat up when that happened. I was gooped!

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maki

@makigdlp

3 years

@AwardsConnect Rockwell for Vice?

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maki

@makigdlp

2 years

@Srirachachau The sad paradox of being that famous and that rich is that there's pretty much no one to intervene right now when he clearly needs the help.

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maki

@makigdlp

5 years

@kyalbr Recently my mom and aunties watched it with me after I insisted they'd like it. When this scene came on they all went "oh" in a very particular way, and mind you one of them is a lesbian lol

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maki

@makigdlp

3 years

@paulswhtn I just want 1 day when my fellow millennials don't embarrass me 😭

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@makigdlp

6 months

@ShaneM_Anderson lmao

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@makigdlp

4 years

@Karnythia I have been spit on in public transport before and it took everything in me not to get physical. In a pandemic? That woman got off easy

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@makigdlp

6 months

@paulswhtn I can fix him

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@makigdlp

4 years

@LosWhitexicans

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@makigdlp

4 years

@cineophile It was the kind of year where every actress nominated was great, but Pike was on a level of her own.

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maki

@makigdlp

10 months

@paulswhtn Not to be shallow, but she looked so good in this look

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5 months

@beauthethird @itschergurl

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@makigdlp

6 years

@kevinwada If you said these were taken a couple of weeks apart, I would’ve been like “sure”

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maki

@makigdlp

1 year

@NextBestPicture 1. Dunkirk 2. All Quiet 3. 1917 4. Hacksaw Ridge (I completely forgot Hacksaw Ridge existed lol)

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maki

@makigdlp

8 months

@lovedoveclarke Some plants have a sense that is close to sight. Also, they move, communicate with each other and make noise. Some of them even scream.

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maki

@makigdlp

5 years

@RdotSpoon I was once in a class where the professor kept on exalting the romance at the center of Lolita... the kicker is she was a woman... and yes, she was.

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maki

@makigdlp

5 years

@AngryBlackLady The American embassy in my city must be ignoring him 'cause that flag has been waving since the first lol

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maki

@makigdlp

8 months

@jasimisinclair No, you were right, these are technically the 2023 Emmys

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5 years

@IWriteAllDay_ That poor child needs a break, a real-person haircut, and a nice boyfriend

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maki

@makigdlp

6 years

@AlannaBennett Mamma Mia! It helped me feel cheerful during a particularly bad period of my life. So for me it will always just mean joy.

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@makigdlp

5 years

@natesemporium @Nicole_Cliffe The Sansa slap probably helped too

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@makigdlp

5 years

@Karnythia 1. She's gorgeous. 2. He looks... he's lucky to have her, let's just say that 3. If I were her I would just physically fight him

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maki

@makigdlp

4 years

@camerouninema As a non-American, I always wondered how much of that was true whenever it came up on TV shows and movies. In my school, the popular kids were rich and/or attractive.

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maki

@makigdlp

4 years

#DelCineMexicanoMeGusta las de Pedro Infante porque son las que veía con mi papá y mi abuelito.

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maki

@makigdlp

2 years

@seananmcguire Like everyone is saying, that would be "mis huesitos" and "mis esqueletitos" If the person saying it is mexican tho there's also the option of saying "mis calaquitas" bc "calaca" is slang for skeleton

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maki

@makigdlp

2 years

@ericeidelstein The Hunchback of Notre Dame

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maki

@makigdlp

5 years

@gos1ings The Taron comment!

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maki

@makigdlp

1 year

@blgtylr The Sense and Sensibility one!! 💀

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@makigdlp

5 years

@IWriteAllDay_ She's too pretty for them anyway

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@makigdlp

4 years

@blgtylr Lol the Italians are gonna come for you

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maki

@makigdlp

6 years

@FilmFatale_NYC “White man deserves medal for not killing a random Black man” are white people out of their fucking minds?!!?!?!

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maki

@makigdlp

4 years

@meakoopa Why is it so violent? Who kisses like they'd rather punch each other? Is it a straight thing?

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@makigdlp

3 years

@franklinleonard Hospitals are full and people are doing... this?

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maki

@makigdlp

5 years

@TylerDinucci Reverse milkshake duck?

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maki

@makigdlp

6 years

@rachsyme "For more personal info write to her mother" I love it

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@makigdlp

2 years

@reelandroll She should've been nominated

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@makigdlp

2 years

@reelandroll Should've won the Oscar

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maki

@makigdlp

4 years

@dancindanonfilm So many! But this one still stings for me.

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@makigdlp

4 years

@scottEmovienerd

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maki

@makigdlp

1 year

@paulswhtn Have them all as the opening kill as the cast of a stab show. Fun for fans of the show, but you don't annoy those that didn't watch too much.

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@makigdlp

4 years

@alamanecer @TheRoot I need someone to put her in an Oscar-bait movie so she can finally have the Oscar she deserved like three decades ago

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maki

@makigdlp

6 years

@Lexialex The amount of (white) critics that said "yeah, I hear the criticism, but it made me feel good so that's what matters!" annoyed me SO MUCH even if it wasn't surprising

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@makigdlp

4 years

!Wait, the Ezra Miller thing was real? I thought it was a joke!

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@makigdlp

7 months

@pallapalaa Omg?!

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maki

@makigdlp

1 year

Gosling is the funniest, America Ferrera performs the best speech, Hari Nef has the best delivery, Rhea Perlman has the most emotional scenes, but to me the true MVP here is Margot; manages to make you believe a toy can be a whole person, beautiful.

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@makigdlp

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78. BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

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@makigdlp

5 months

@MajorPhilebrity Yeah, love the queen of flips, but she looked bored during that performance.

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@makigdlp

3 years

@Blackamazon Voice soft like butter and the face to match, damn

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maki

@makigdlp

6 years

@Nicole_Cliffe but at the end, she pulled a giant (around 12 cm) fish bone out of my foot. I lived with that inside of me for two years! And after she took it out, I had a big-ass hole in my foot where scar tissue had developed around the fishbone!

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maki

@makigdlp

4 years

@lalohdeza @El_Universal_Mx @GobiernoMX Nadie lo está silenciando. Ahí está youtube o su cuenta de twitter donde se puede expresar. Nadie tiene "derecho" a un programa en HBO.

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maki

@makigdlp

2 years

@scottEmovienerd NBC's Kings! It was ahead of its time