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J (Go Blue)🏆

1 year

Finally did my rewatch of the Michigan vs ECU game, wrote down all my thoughts and will condense them here. Long thread incoming:

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5 months

Bro literally said “yeah they thought I was dumb cause I went to Tennessee but they forget I started at an elite school like Michigan”😭

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5 months

“They didn’t know I was that smart” Vols QB Joe Milton says he learned the pro-style playbook in his first years of college at Michigan ✍️ Full episode drops tomorrow 🎙:

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Prayer circle : 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Sacrificial 🕯 Michigan Hoops🕯 Loss 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

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4 months

I still cannot believe this actually happened

Will Johnson Enjoyer 〽️

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4 months

The Greatest Video In Michigan Twitter History Michigan Broke College Football Fans Go Blue

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4 months

Massive meme potential with this one

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@maizeandjew

9 months

We live in a reality where “Josh Gattis” won the Broyles Award as Michigan’s offensive coordinator but Sherrone Moore, in a season where he was head coach for two top ten wins, did not. Clown world!

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Do I hit Request?

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@lucy_rohden

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10 months

If today has proved one thing, it’s that Ohio State fans have zero ball knowledge whatsoever

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11 months

@BriceMarich @UofmUpdates247 @SamWebb77 @TremendousUM @BluePrintJay @247Wolverine @UMGoBlog @michiganinsider On3 just bumped him down to a 3 star for that

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@BoardGeniuses And then everyone clapped!!

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@UMvsEveryone Will Johnson, Mason Graham, and Kenneth Grant all coming back next year is hilarious

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1 year

@CFBRep @jwspeers103 Michigan 🤝 LSU Hating Sparty

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@maizeandjew

8 months

WE DID IT! ANOTHER CLOSE BASKETBALL LOSS TO APPEASE THE SPORTS GODS!

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@maizeandjew

8 months

Prayer circle : 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Sacrificial 🕯 Michigan Hoops🕯 Loss 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

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9 months

…especially on third down?

Michigan Football

@UMichFootball

3 years

Repeat after me... BE EARLY. BE LOUD. WEAR 〽AIZE. BE EARLY. BE LOUD. WEAR 〽AIZE. BE EARLY. BE LOUD. WEAR 〽AIZE. BE EARLY. BE LOUD. WEAR 〽AIZE. BE EARLY. BE LOUD. WEAR 〽AIZE. BE EARLY. BE LOUD. WEAR 〽AIZE. The new 〽antra for the week.

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@ByAZuniga When we have to play OSU in the last week of November and then rematch them in the first week of December, I’m going to fucking hate that

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8 months

@TWH_Chris Just one thing missing from this resume. Let’s get it done

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@maizeandjew

1 year

Silver lining to the Shemy hire: bringing the bigots in Michigan’s fanbase out of the woodworks No space for em

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1 year

Natty🔜

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11 months

@SBullets2002 @PFF_College This is objectively untrue based on the one match up they had lmao

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@maizeandjew

10 months

@UMvsEveryone Me: “He’s such a weirdo, this is so embarrassing” Also me: *yells at TV when we allow a first down in a game we’re winning by 4 touchdowns*

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10 months

@RedditCFB Jesus we really are a conference of chokers aren’t we

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9 months

@sbell021 Not loving this pattern

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10 months

@jackwilly83 It’s different for us cause we’re the good guys

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@maizeandjew

11 months

@UMvsEveryone Our man got second in Heisman and DROY and took both of those things VERY PERSONALLY

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1 year

@UMvsEveryone JJ sprinting downfield to block for him

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@maizeandjew

4 months

Michigan Men’s Basketball ROBBED

Michigan Football

@UMichFootball

4 months

No doubt about it. We're the Team of the Year! #GoBlue

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Christopher Bodley

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1 year

@Blue2Bongo @IndaIzzone @itsAntWright Johnson hasn't faced a Heisman level qb yet.

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3 months

@UMvsEveryone Every time I watch these highlights I’m more and more shocked Michigan lost this game man

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11 months

@swankywolverine He’s not 0-2 against Michigan but I support the narrative pushing anyway

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7 months

@JJOneOfOne Don’t even joke about this, Dr. P is the absolute man

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@maizeandjew

8 months

@UMvsEveryone The real solution is just eliminate conference championship games unless there’s two teams at the top of the standings with the same conference record that haven’t played each other. But they won’t do that because $$$

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@maizeandjew

1 year

@UMvsEveryone Unfortunately we’re the biggest choke artists in college sports, maybe in all of sports

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@maizeandjew

7 months

@Johnubacon @psufootball Ok let’s try again but this time with a take that supports my narrative please

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8 months

@CSayf23 It’s very clearly either Harbaugh or Kirby I think

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9 months

@WolverineCorner I can’t believe *checks notes* famed moron Pat McAfee, senile Lee Corso, and professional weirdo Theo Von picked Iowa

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11 months

@UMvsEveryone This one is always my least favorite

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3 months

@ThiccStauskas “A lot of coins” lmao was half expecting him to call them shekels

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@maizeandjew

8 months

“Juwan Howard is testing that new heart over there” bro WHAT☠️☠️

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2 months

@ThisIsNotKam @BBGreatMoments You know I was unsure about my stance on racism before reading this but now I am FIRMLY against

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10 months

@UMvsEveryone You already know

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10 months

@RedditCFB You made exactly the bait that would piss me off the most, nice work

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@maizeandjew

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@UMvsEveryone Yeah but we’re not gonna lose so it’s fine

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1 year

@JJOneOfOne Big if true

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@rainy_steve @UMvsEveryone You really wrote out all that just to show you completely missed the point of his tweet

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4 months

@ESPN_BillC Penn State in this list

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@maizeandjew

2 years

Marvin Harrison Jr. to USC👀

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@maizeandjew

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@BBsBigHouse1 @hotjupiter06 @bluebyninety @UMichFootball @OhioStateFB We’ve gotta make the big house a super hostile environment on Saturday

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@maizeandjew

2 months

@edsbs He was iconic on Survivor. “It’s only $600k after Obama gets his cut!”

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@CUTCH1295 What is this even supposed to mean?

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8 months

@TWH_Chris He was a 5 star in the composite

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@UMvsEveryone This has real Brady Hoke vs Luke Fickell head coaching matchup energy

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@maizeandjew

10 months

@UMvsEveryone Forget the nightmare before Christmas, this is the Christmas before Halloween!

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@maizeandjew

1 year

@CSayf23 I remember the student section turned into an absolute mosh pit after this TD. I felt like I was levitating. One of the most surreal moments of my life.

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I’d rather have Steven Izzo than Tray Jackson

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11 months

@UMvsEveryone Every single person in that thread should be beyond embarrassed

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7 months

@UMvsEveryone I’ve been on the “teach Orji to throw” train for a while now. It is literally Kirk Campbell’s job. Let’s get it done and roll with him next year.

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@maizeandjew

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@UMichFootball @aidanhutch97 No no no he’s a certified bust™ ! He has short arms! Tuck Comin’ I swear!

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10 months

Me at a random bar in NYC tonight: “So the thing is it’s technically NOT against the rules to steal an opponents signs as long as you do it through TV or All-22 film. But here’s the crazy part - remember how an outside firm leaked the hard drive? Ryan Day hired them!”

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4 months

@UMvsEveryone And I slid into Kate Upton’s DMs, doesn’t mean it’s gonna go anywhere

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@TWH_Chris JJ is a bit misleading but yeah love the sentiment

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@WolverineCorner FIRE WARDE CORNER IS BAAAACK

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@SpartyOn21 @DanWetzel @RossDellenger I’m sure your poverty program would love that bro

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@JoshHenschke Keep Minter at all costs please

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@UMvsEveryone Straight up this gives everyone plausible deniability. They knew he got these things legally, hired him to keep doing so, and then he went off the rails. Sad!

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@maizeandjew

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@UMNation23 @JDue51 DJ Turner’s speed worked against him there. He came in too hot and missed the tackle in space.

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THE SACRIFICE IS COMPLETE MICHIGAN BASKETBALL IS DEAD, LONG LIVE MICHIGAN FOOTBALL

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@AtomicWolverin No idea but I’m so glad B1G Network unearthed it

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1 year

This guy is such a fucking weirdo but he’s OUR fucking weirdo

Michigan Football

@UMichFootball

1 year

Coach Harbaugh Announces Coaching Duties for First Three Games of 2023. #GoBlue |

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@Conquering4227 This one still doesn’t feel real. To this day, can’t believe that actually happened

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The judge we have on standby rolling out of bed to grant the injunction during a court holiday

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1 year

@internetraj Boutta lose to a fucking election poll

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1 year

@WolverineCorner The amount of people who don’t get the very obvious joke here is mind boggling

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10 months

When are we going to accept that James Franklin just isn’t that good of a coach? He’s good at recruiting and constructing a roster but he constantly fields undisciplined teams and makes baffling in game decisions

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@Park3rC The best thing ever was Michigan’s coaches tell Bruce that DJ Turner runs a sub 4.3 40 and then him actually doing it

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@ThiccStauskas Richard Johnson hating on JJ McCarthy made me unreasonably upset. That’s our perfect little Christian golden retriever boy that has never done anything wrong in his life

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Bros go the Harbaugh stance down LFG

Michigan Men's Basketball

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5 months

We are proud to announce that Dusty May has been named the David and Meredith Kaplan Men's Basketball Head Coach, becoming the 18th coach in the history of the program Release | #GoBlue

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@UMichFootball Sick, rename the building while you’re at it

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9 months

I would like to clarify, Phil Parker deserved it even if I think Sherrone deserved it slightly more I just wanted to dunk on Josh Gattis tbh

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@PFF_College @UofmUpdates247 Doesn’t even include our actual best Edge Derrick Moore

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@msu_goblin @JColeman67 @OnlyMsuDaily You just called someone a “waste of flesh” on Twitter over college football💀 seek therapy bro

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10 months

JBOS!!

Alejandro Zúñiga

@ByAZuniga

10 months

In the first Big Ten volleyball game ever broadcast on FOX, Michigan upsets Ohio State:

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@UMvsEveryone Iowa is such a shocking inclusion that it distracts from them also including Notre Dame lmao

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@UMvsEveryone You could add flinstone sound effects over this and it would fit perfectly

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4 months

The ball clearly hit the ground!!!!!!

STEELERS TIME

@JamesJo78986928

4 months

The ball hit the ground

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@SickosCommittee What’s the official sickos committee drum corps?

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7 months

Alex Orji in the horseshoe next year:

College Football Report

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7 months

The performance that made Denard Robinson famous⭐️ • 244 Passing Yards • 1 Passing TD • 258 Rushing Yards • 2 Rushing TDs

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@UMvsEveryone Alabama drove the field and scored once🫣

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This just isn’t even true. Harbaugh was a fierce advocate for the transfer portal, NIL, and wants players to have a share in TV revenue. All of this is the future. But he’s a dinosaur because he doesn’t run a passing spread on offense I guess?

College Football Report

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Paul Finebaum says Jim Harbaugh is a “Dinosaur” 👀 He stated Harbaugh has an old-school coaching style, in an ever-evolving college football landscape. “I think he’s somewhat of a dinosaur in a changing world.” “I’ll be surprised if he’s there whenever Michigan’s season ends

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@TheWolverineOn3 Love both these guys but I find it incredibly hard to believe that Corum is drafted ahead of Donovan Edwards

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Th*o A*h wants you to think this guy is a “mid athlete”

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@WoodsFootball @REALDonThomas If this infraction was on Iowa I think his reaction would be different lol

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@isaiahhole Josh Gattis gonna Josh Gattis

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@JJOneOfOne My biggest takeaway from this thread is that Mike Sainristil is a freak of nature

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@msu_goblin @JColeman67 @OnlyMsuDaily Holy shit calm down bro it’s not that serious

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@ThiccStauskas “I know who he is” this man is definitely not mad on the internet rn

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11 months

Excellent for the narratives

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@N_Penn10 @LeepGavin_96 @CFBRep @KarsonTreece Nope that was Cade in 2021

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@yaynarcissism @ThiccStauskas Never allowed more than 24 lol

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9 months

I can’t believe Michigan finally has dirty boosters and the best they can do is “here’s $15k for an awful sign stealing scheme, go nuts”

Ross Dellenger

@RossDellenger

9 months

Breaking: NCAA presented Michigan evidence that points to a UM booster - “Uncle T” - as having partially funded the scouting scheme & an assistant coach, now-fired Chris Partridge, as attempting to destroy computer evidence, sources tell @DanWetzel & me.

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