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Praying for the downfall of all my friends and enemies 🙏🏾

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Here’s my top 100 Electronic albums of all time. There’s a lot more I wish I could have fit in so there will be a 101-200.
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@_MilkanHoney_ @AfricanDynasty3 Buy organic and that’s all you need to do. Also most fruits lose their nutrients when grown non organically. Always buy organic strawberries. Avocados you can buy non organic.
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Coachella is in 37 days. It has an attendance of about 125k people to Ultra’s 70k (would’ve been less this year). If Coachella doesn’t cancel we’ll know this was just Miami’s usual bs.
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Edm kids be like “happy earth day! I love this planet.” Then go to a festival in a forest and leave their drug bags and trash on the ground.
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Idk man, making shows 21+ sounds like victim blaming to me
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Looking back, this might be the highlight of my Ubbi Dubbi experience. All of the flow artists together during Illenium’s set was perfect
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So I took my best friend to his first festival. He misses his flight cause he’s a whole bum, gets another flight and on it meets a cutie who is also going to edco. He has the time of his life at the festival and is now back home on a date with said cutie. 🧂
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Edclv might not have the most exciting lineup, but to call a lineup with 225+ producers trash… perhaps you don’t actually like electronic music.
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Never forget that TOKiMONSTA lost her ability to hear music and has since come back and produced two albums. An incredible woman.
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This will fill the void until we can go to shows again
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Someone should make a 2019 edm twitter recap video and highlight our special moments as a community. Stuff like the dilated pupil challenge, $300 glitter, and drop kicking your friends.
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I see a lot of tweets about making shows 21+ and no tweets about calling out all the creepy dudes you guys have in your rave fams 🥴
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*pretends to be shocked*
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People are like “I follow Tr*mp so I can see his stupid tweets” You can do that without following him 😂
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I think EDM twitter forgets that it is a small part of the EDM community as a whole. Just because EDM twitter has a heavy focus on bass music, doesn’t mean everyone who listens to EDM should know it as well as you guys.
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EDM Twitter every time there’s a Rolling Loud festival
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Who tf actually eats at a Long John Silver’s?? They’re definitely laundering money.
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@maidenless_theo
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People got mad at a girl because she said she was cutting back on festivals to focus on a better life for herself? If stuff like that feels like a personal attack on you then perhaps you do need to reevaluate your life lol
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Not a damn thing in the world that I’d swim through New York subway water for 😂
@Phil_Lewis_
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Meanwhile, in New York…
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If Ultra cancellation is true, I really don’t believe it’s because of corona virus but it is a half decent scapegoat.
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When I dislike an artist I find it way more useful to never talk about them rather than openly hate on them all the time.
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If you weren’t around for dubstep in the 1340’s, you’re new to the scene and you need to educate yourself
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@llastsummerr
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pinning this to my profile so I can watch it forever...the best vine
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So the ladies are teaching me about zodiac signs. So far I’ve learned: Men who suck: Gemini Scorpios Aquarius All Men
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Honestly, the punishment for djs committing sexual assault isn’t severe enough if it continues to happen
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Edm twitter wants to be Degrassi so badly smh. Can I be Spinner.
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Snails won a defamation case against some random person and there are people saying it proved his innocence against all of his accusers… none of which he took to court lol. Not the brightest group of people
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@sinnamonoatmeal @jarrettstodg You’re giving him too much attention for a stolen tweet that’s recycled every year
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Ima stay on the rave ref’s good side so I’ll hopefully get that “bro don’t go to the festival tomorrow” text. Y’all be easy tho 🙏🏾
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@annaemos @kelllicopter This reminds of the time someone put a password on my phone as a joke and 4+ years later it’s still my password
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Y’all comparing edm djs to MJ?! 😑
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If any influencer going to North Coast needs a hype man slide me $100 and I’ll casually walk through the crowd and be like “oh my gosh!! Is that… is that EDM Bass Daddy Plur?!?” And I’ll ask for pictures, scream really loudly about how you influenced me, and give you a pacifier.
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Everyone on Twitter should feel free to tweet what they want. Want to tweet about your gf? DO IT Want to be a Bassnectar stan? DO IT Want to be horny on the TL? DO IT Want to tweet about your depression? DO IT You don’t have to apologize for being yourself on here.
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Yeah one time I took a girl out to dinner and I ordered dessert. I thought everything was going well, took her back to my place, we started fooling around and then she took off my underwear and BOOM my vagina flew out. We were shocked.
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*watching COVID-19 numbers rise* Me: damn at this rate we’re not even going to get New Years festivals Kandi Kid420: I’m so excited for Lost Lands to be our first festival back 💞
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@callait0o Reminds me of this
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People getting mad at Mersiv for shouting out producers who don’t use Satan to promote their music is definitely one of the top 10 weirdest things EDM twitter has gotten mad about 😂
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Honestly I’ll never make fun of people for getting their news from twitter ever again
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Good morning Twitter, here’s a vid of Kennen as a corgi pup
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Someone said they were going to use Clorox wipes since all the toilet paper is gone and let me tell you please DO NOT do this. My ass was on fire for a week when I did that.
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The amount of tweets I see saying “there’s so much negativity on EDM twitter...” I must be somewhere different.
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Bro I have seen ~some~ Bassnectar fans compare this to George Floyd, 9/11, and Emmett Till. This is insanity...
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Taylor Swift’s set at Lost Lands is about to be so heavy
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My goal at festivals now is to find my mutuals that have each other blocked and introduce them
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My favorite EDM artist cancellation was Moonboy. Dude ghosted some chick on Twitter and she aired it out, then people realized he was dating a minor the month before his first festival he was supposed to play at 💀
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Someone said this shutdown sucks more for men because they’re losing $1 for every 79¢ women are losing lmaooo
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Bruh if only you were a hot girl you could go balls deep into the local edm scene and become best friends with all the local djs and the owners of the edm club. And then move in with a dj duo that now has 3 DIFFERENT cdj setups (including some fire denons).
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You’re telling me Owl City has other songs besides Fireflies??
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Why do kittens just know that they should use the litter box but puppies don’t know that they should use the outside box
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I started blocking everyone with over 5k followers and I feel so free now. Down with the cool kids!!
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These are all lipsticks right?? Is this a normal amount?!
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One of my favourite genres of comedy
@Zhane_Star
💫AstralWingz💫
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People in Spider-Man costumes messing up at kid parties will never not be funny
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Reddit says Wooli ruins songs. Seven Lions would like to disagree.
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I’m proud of everyone I follow for not partaking in the dilated pupil thread. Stay smart friends!
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Imagine Coldplay at Electric Forest
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If I had a girlfriend I would buy her this!!! And maybe wear it myself sometimes when she’s at work!!
@discolem
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wild witch of the west 🖤
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You call yourself ‘plur’ but won’t share your girl?? Where’s the unity in that bro
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It would be cool if my timeline didn’t randomly yeet itself while I’m reading tweets
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Yo Florida put on your diffraction goggles we’re about to get a light show!
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Hurricane Dorian putting on a lightning show tonight. Spectacular imagery.
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Both Wakaan and Bitbird livestreams start at 8pm tonight... Festivals are all cancelling and somehow I’m still getting hurt by set time conflicts 😭
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Normalize paying politicians minimum wage
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The new Louis The Child x Troyboi slaps harder than my mom when she found my porn stash when I was 7 years old
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@ChappieNuts @Dvrryl2times Ohh so the bottle actually jumped up into his arm as he was walking backwards! That makes so much more sense, I thought I was trippin
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People who disagree with you but are still genuinely kind to you >>> I have the utmost respect for you.
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It’s wild that people are unfollowing others because they’re tweeting out against racism. We live in a sad society.
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Edm Twitter boutta be in shambles this coming weekend when the stay at home kids see all the Twitter stories from the molly muncher kids 💀
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My issue with Wakaan takeover stages is that I want to stay at them the whole day
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Might as well go the distance and just make shows men only to keep women safe
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@LokoPotion Black people have been told that the way they look and the things they believe in are not acceptable. Jobs, schools, etc. tell bp to be more white. Then white people go and wear black hairstyles and get called stylish. Respect bp by advocating for them, not wearing them.
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@NatalAbusaada @Sarah_Ysaguirre I was really reading this like “oh that’s kinda nice I guess” until that second to last sentence. He was so casual with it 😂
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Anybody interested in a pet? I sleep 7 hours a day, I’m house trained, and will do tricks for gummy worms
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I don’t want to hear any complaints about the LL lineup. That undercard is STACKED with talent that isn’t on any other lineups this year. If you’re not hip, get hip.
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If you find yourself comparing yourself to others here’s your sign to stop. All women are beautiful. All men are trash.
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I want a dj who heavily incorporates classical music in their sets. This would be a whole vibe.
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I didn’t expect this whatsoever
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I’m fully convinced I had this in January but our healthcare system is so inept they just wrote it off as bronchitis.
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Now that I am recovering from Covid-19, I want to share my symptoms, and my experience, in case it is of help to anyone else. I've felt pretty rotten the last few days, but am finally improving. I am only talking about my own experiences - as a patient, not a doctor. (1/n)
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FK was fun and all but to be honest they played way too much music
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Tisoki came out the gates with the heat lmao
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LMAOOOOOO
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Edm twitter needs to transition from “cancel culture” to “we ain’t forget culture” because roasting people on their past transgressions is hilarious
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@LunionSuite They’re starting to grow!
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@TyLBolin @uncannybrutal @YaBoiErenJaeger @thejadelauryn No it makes sense, he’s a light month ahead of us
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Just to add, this is nowhere near the first time. He has a history of praying on black teenage girls, including Azealia Banks and M.I.A.. He needs to go.
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I’ll never forget about this excuse lmao
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Summer Bunni apologizes to Cardi B for alleged affair with Offset, says she wasn't aware of "how serious his marriage was."
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Some of you complain about how toxic people are on this app, but you check your follower count after every tweet and only tweet things that you think will get the most likes. The most toxic thing about this app is your relationship with it.
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“Y’all don’t support talent, y’all support popularity.”
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@allhailjtodd @chriss_ttopher @_vasquezlynette You can still tip people who earn livable wages if you enjoyed their service.
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Imagine walking out to your hotel pool and Champagne Drip is djing ᐞᐄᐞ
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Twitter is hilarious 😂
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Damn Liquid Stranger opening for Excision at FK what a vibe killer 🥴
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A decade later. Timeless classic.
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Defending your friends when they are wrong is not being a true friend. That is enabling their bad behavior.
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@BuyMyArtBitch @729Soxfan @TMZ Just because he had a cult, doesn’t mean he was one of the most popular music producers on the planet lol. Narrow it down to edm producers in the U.S. and that might be closer to the truth.
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