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Allah, Muhammad, Ali

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@mahdibayern
Mahdi
1 year
@Phineas are there any more movies you wanna tell us about?
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1 year
we all know why
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@KiIILewy
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1 year
The most irrelevant UCL win of all time. Never heard anyone talk about it
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5 months
when hummels took painkillers to play against madrid due to no available defenders and fought until extra time with 10 players (unfair vidal red) just to get robbed by perez's refs
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2 years
he's so shameless 😭😭
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2 years
There is no way Cancelo would be able to do this in Manchester City….
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@mcfchassaan
Hassaan ⭐️
2 years
There was no way Cancelo would be able to do this in the Premier league….
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2 years
messi vs bayern in the 8-2
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@DFakExGoalanke
🫡 Anthems For A Twenty-Four Year-Old Man
2 years
What’s the biggest “you're not that guy pal” performance ever?
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1 year
In my 21 years of life I have never seen a club lose 19-2 on aggregate between two years. Is barcelona even a big club?
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@KiIILewy
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1 year
In my 30 years of life I have seen only like 2 people in a bayern jersey. Is bayern even a big club?
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1 year
@Football__Tweet such a crybaby man no one cares
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2 years
The holy trinity of football, argue with your nan
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1 year
@FabrizioRomano 1 ucl won after billions spent, uae might have to sell dubai for that to happen
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5 months
@Saweezyy unfortunately for you we have eyes
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5 months
davies is crazy man i hope madrid don't buy him
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Mahdi
1 year
and then there is beckenbauer
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@KushxPSG
kushagra 🇸🇬
1 year
Three peating the UCL is tougher than winning the World Cup.
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2 years
how do people watch musiala play football and decide gavi is better
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Barça Worldwide
2 years
So, Gavi won Gavi-Musiala twitter debate👍🏼
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1 year
@StokeyyG2 @TheEuropeanLad @NOS absolutely rolling on the floor laughing 😂😂telling the wife and kids about this mate 🤣🤣👊🏻👊🏻
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5 months
@Gideoomatic 1 win in the last 11 games
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1 year
disrespecting bayern who won all 8 ucl games this season with 7 cleansheets just because they play in the bundesliga and that somehow makes them bad is funny journalism, huge respect to ruben
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2 years
the last time arsenal played in the champions league (2017)
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@ASNx305
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2 years
@FabrizioRomano @Blick_Sport Bayern build superteams every year just to get knocked out in Champions league quarters every year
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1 year
@UTDTrey consult a witchdoctor no way you're this cursed
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1 year
bayern vs barcelona
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@clinicalkai
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1 year
What is a “football humiliation”?
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2 years
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4 months
messi had to deal with this his entire career btw
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this bayern team should've won the ucl man
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2 years
we could've signed the goat goalscorer to fix our striker void and instead got the senegalese stripper ffs
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2 years
this bayern team should've won the ucl man
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5 months
unpopular opinion: the only reason the bundesliga's called a farmers league is because bayern were simply too good over the last decade, not because dortmund or the other german teams were bad, bayern deserves credit for that dominance instead of hating on the league
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Fabrizio Romano
5 months
🚨🇩🇪 Bundesliga has now officially the fifth Champions League spot secured for next season, same as Serie A.
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7 months
Last 7 games against London clubs in the UCL: Bayern 4-1 Chelsea Chelsea 0-3 Bayern Bayern 3-1 Spurs Spurs 2-7 Bayern Arsenal 1-5 Bayern Bayern 5-1 Arsenal Bayern 5-1 Arsenal Aggregate: Bayern 32-7 London
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1 year
we beat them so hard that everytime they achieve something they still mention us for validation and somehow "we're the ones forcing a rivalry" 500k followers btw
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@BarcaWorldwide
Barça Worldwide
1 year
Lewandowski was never this happy with Bayern 🤩
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1 year
Someone needs to tell those Barca defenders football is a contact sport
@KiIILewy
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1 year
Someone needs to tell those Bundesliga defenders football is a contact sport
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1 year
i'm afraid this debate was over on may 27 2023
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@Ultra_Suristic
M•A•J
1 year
CONFIRMED: Bellingham > Musiala
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2 years
just delete ur account bro
@CFC_Janty
Janty
2 years
Benjamin Pavard has only played one game in his entire career, v Argentina at WC 2018 where he scored the wonder goal.
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1 year
@fiago7 bayern beat them 10-2 so badly they forgot to show up to the ucl for 6 years after that
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3 months
this right flank aura is CRAZY
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Mahdi
2 years
OMGGGG @LucasHernandez ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Mahdi
24 days
best game evahh
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@FCBayernEN
FC Bayern
9 years
Oh man. What's going on. 2-0 to Juve, not half an hour gone 😩 #FCBJuve
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imagine if there were 2 legged knockout games after the ro16
@MediaBayernFR
Media Bayern France
26 days
☝️
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1 year
@FabrizioRomano he's not fooling anyone we didnt see him tonight, messi deserves the ballon d'or
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2 years
semedo vs bayern in the 8-2
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@DFakExGoalanke
🫡 Anthems For A Twenty-Four Year-Old Man
2 years
What’s the biggest “you're not that guy pal” performance ever?
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2 years
when we beat barca 19:2 over 2 years but they don't want to see us play in our league
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@KiIILewy
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@mahdiibayern No one watches the beer league
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2 years
the portugese league deserves more respect, benfica and porto topped their ucl groups, and benfica did it against psg and juve, sporting lisbon knocked out arsenal who are first in the prem, easily a top 4-5 league this season
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2 years
@sportbible just cristiano
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2 years
this is why i prefer to watch games instead of being told by the media
@ManagingBarca
Managing Barça
2 years
Gavi dominated the midfield in the first half. What a player! 🔝🔥
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1 year
1) Muller 2) Perisic 3) Gnabry 4) Muller 5) Kimmich 6) Lewandowski 7) Coutinho 8) Coutinho 9) Muller 10) Lewandowski 11) Lewandowski 12) Muller 13) Sane 14) Musiala 15) Hernandez 16) Sane 17) Mane 18) Choupo-Moting 19) Pavard
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Mahdi
2 years
🚨 BREAKING: Jamal Musiala and Joshua Kimmich have tested positive for COVID-19 and will miss the match against Barcelona tomorrow [Bild].
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4 months
The Great Wall of China 🇨🇳
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1 year
@InternetH0F it's okay i dont live in europe
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1 month
run? you can't even walk it back
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@xavipropp
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Bayern away? Run it back
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1 year
reminder that araujo has 0 ucl knockout appearances at 24 years of age
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@mahdibayern
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2 years
when we beat barca 19-2 in two years but unfortunately we're a "dusted club with 0 juice"
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@Pxxdressi
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I have seen a lot of players saying they always dreamed of playing for the likes of Barcelona, Real Madrid, Manchester United, Juventus but I have never seen anyone say they dreamed of playing for Bayern Munchen😭😭😭. Dusted club with 0 juice
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2 years
@CFCMod_ 0 cleansheets and 14 goals conceded in 7 european matches but they keep cleansheets every league game, investigate laliga attackers asap
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1 year
from a ballon d'or runner-up in the prem to a saudi move after one season in the bundesliga, when bundesliga players like de bruyne, haaland, son, gundogan, firmino, sane, aubameyang, kompany, dzeko, matip, all shine in the prem, we need to hold a serious conversation
@Complaxes
Complaxes
1 year
🚨🚨Sadio Mane agrees to move to Al-Nassr! ( @lequipe )
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this schedule is scary
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@ergonoatia @InternetH0F it's okay i'm not a native american
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2 years
@TheEuropeanLad u let this team dunk on u im in tears 😭😭
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1 year
@TheEuropeanLad excellent clearance by manchester city's defender lukaku
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👍🏻
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2 years
bundesliga vs laliga wins in this new decade
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the syrian muslim women that hezbollah killed and "raped"
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@ZahidDOAM
زاھىد ئەختەر - Zahid Akhtar
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Hezbollah killed thousands of Syrians and raped many Muslim women to keep Bashar al-Assad in power. We documented it and we shall never forget. Those who did this cannot be called martyrs, it’s an insult to Allah and His Deen.
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this guy loses his entire footballing ability after christmas does he have beef with santa or what
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
8 months
📸 - LEROY SANE MISSES A HUGE CHANCE!
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2 years
last in the league schalke conceded less at home than first in the laliga barca, barca would be in bundesliga 2 fighting promotion against darmstadt
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the biggest clubs in their leagues
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2 years
short memory
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"covid ucl"
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@TeacherOfBall
Baldiola 🏆
1 year
@DerKaiserBM Just like you guys gassing up your covid UCL
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2 years
@kirawontmiss @LilOsama9 yes he conspired with the old grandma
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you just had to be there 🕊️
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2 years
i've seen enough man, choupo please pull the ouija board out of ur ass we all know gerd is in there
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2 years
the best defence in the world
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2 years
Owning Barcelona
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@KiIILewy
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2 years
Genuine question what is Thomas Muller even good at?
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@TheEuropeanLad nahh he's the worst striker ever
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2 years
@kirawontmiss that mf was behind almost every single thing in the show 😭
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2 years
leaked rating after the psg game
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2 years
"bayern dont have the pull"
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@MagicalXavi messi at 25 vs messi at 33
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2 years
real ones remember who did it first
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1 year
The last time Barca played in the quarters they lost 8-2 and since then Bayern have scored an additional 11 goals knocking Barca out of the UCL group stages twice in a row, and got knocked out from the Europa League in both seasons too, NINETEEN goals conceded between TWO years.
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@BCNOgi
OGi 🐐
1 year
Being a Bayern fan must be depressing as fuck man. You pretend you're happy about winning your 33rd BuLiga title in a row, wait all season for CL knockouts, get dickslapped in the quarters, wait till next season. Rinse, repeat.
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the last time arsenal played in the ucl (2017)
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@rafsenal
Raf🇧🇩
1 year
God if Arsenal strip like this under UCL lights, i'll cry real tears
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1 year
@TheEuropeanLad kdb faking another injury in a ucl final 😭😭😭
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2 years
pavard when he was leaving the pitch
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1 year
bayern havent been the same since berni started taking drugs
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2 years
guaranteed starters
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2 years
Jamal Musiala is leading the Tuttosport Golden Boy poll by far
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1 year
this was less than 3 years ago what went wrong ffs
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
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8-2 Bayern Munich. Coutinho scores his 2nd. Setien looks like he’s about to pass out.
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2 years
fav lucas hernandez tackle, unreal pace
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5 months
streets will never forget his "i'm the father that stepped up" performance when bayern desperately needed a striker
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@iMiaSanMia
Bayern & Germany
5 months
Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting: “I’d like to thank FC Bayern for a wonderful and successful time. It was a dream to have played for this great club. I always gave everything for the team and our outstanding fans.”
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@KiIILewy
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1 year
I was cooked for saying Bayern's fanbase is non-existent outside of the internet
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2 years
barca fans all over the tl comparing pedri and gavi to musiala, he really is the benchmark
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2 years
@FabrizioRomano @martynziegler he fleed a sinking ship 😭
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2 years
one of my fav pics ever
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@BCMzema the last time a midtable team from "the beer league" came to play against barca in their own stadium
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