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@magaijodo

25 days

Big foreheads ftw 🫶🏽

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2 years

please don’t sleep with people at your workplace

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2 years

Your arvo espresso shot xo

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2 years

@ayeejuju Girls kissing girls

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2 years

Sydney girls really be doing law degrees to end up with dealers. I am Sydney girls

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3 years

Eid ting 🧿🌙

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1 year

My mama so gorgeous Mashallah 🧿

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@magaijodo

2 years

i love loners, I love people who enjoy their own space and are their own person, I love people who don’t follow trends and express their individuality, who live in a bubble but are committed to the hustle. Keep doing you 🫶🏽❤️‍🔥

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2 years

Yeah, i need a man with no exes, a virgin and has never touched a woman in his life.

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2 years

“What do you look for in a guy” I look away

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2 years

Yeah I guess

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2 years

i want to go clubbing, followed by a good slutting out after.

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@magaijodo

2 years

My Turkish partner: I’m going to put my pipi in your cici,💀🤣 idek when he learnt this

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3 years

Since some people are still confused Lose- you lost something Loose - your cicihole 😭

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2 years

not arguing w someone from nadro or sabeto, whatever you say my stallion x

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3 years

“I love your energy” thanks I’ve got 5 crystals in my ass

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1 year

us believing anything and everything on tiktok and Twitter is our parents version of Facebook 😭

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1 year

Lol dudes posting they mums up yesterday “you made me the man I am” bro you a bitch

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@magaijodo

2 years

Oh haha you think my name is pretty? You should see my p-

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2 years

okay I ruined your life, but you had fun didn’t you ??!?

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2 years

I swear labasa people are just a different breed. I hate them all

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2 years

sometimes you just need to fight your partner. Hand to hand combat, survival of the fittest.

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2 years

in loving memory of my long hair

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2 years

see when I ask him for a massage I want a massage not 2 babies

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2 years

Every morning before work he comes and sits on my side of the bed brushes my hair back, kisses me, talks for a bit then goes, every morning. It’s the little things like this <3

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2 years

Idk about yous, but looks matter to me. The ugly ones act the same as the pretty ones anyways so might as well have some arm candy.

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2 years

my piercing ripped out of my nipple the other day. Like ripped my whole nipple in half. Noiceeee

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2 years

When the relo is over Me: 911 hello I’d like to report a drug dealer

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2 years

according to my dad I’m from sabeto, but according to mum I’m a ✨whore✨

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2 years

sometimes I genuinely forget I went to natabua 💀😭

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2 years

Question. If you were around someone who always has high energy and good vibes, would you eventually get tired of it?

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2 years

I was so drunk last night I think there’s a tampon in me but I can’t find it, help

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3 years

Kissed a bouncer on the cheek recently bc he let my cousin and mate into the club when entry closed bc he said I’ve got nice toes, Sydney for you.💀

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@magaijodo

2 years

was I actually a bitch or just not afraid to put you in your place?

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2 years

stop being a freak. Find God

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2 years

If I can hold my shit in on a 12 hour shift I can indeed hold a damn grudge bitch

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2 years

Quiet husband and loud wife combo always make me smile

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2 years

people need to stop romanticising law school. It’s literally crying in the library

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2 years

100% the goat started this and the pony was not entirely convinced

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2 years

Keep dickriding the cityboy wave and your ass will be lonely and miserable, city boys up na sona

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1 year

Have we forgotten about the chokehold azonto had us all in?

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2 years

Bro I leave the area for a weekend to find out there’s a missing persons report about me less than 12 hours in💀 Fk is my life

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@magaijodo

2 years

Ladies, national gfs day if you didn’t get your ass ate leave that man.

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@magaijodo

3 years

No more rum and cokes. i got a busted lip and I need an excuse to give my mum. Help. Me.

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2 years

The homophobia in team Fiji is spewing after that fjfw fit, sad

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@magaijodo

3 years

yk it’s time to leave the club when the liquor starts tasting like “i will smash this fucking bottle on the next bitch that looks at you”

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@magaijodo

1 year

Our house used to get broken into a lot in Fiji, but this once it seemed personal, they took a shit in the kitchen. It was green. There was so much of it. I burnt it in an ode to make sure they get boils on their asshole, Absolutely traumatic experience I still haven’t recovered

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@magaijodo

2 years

You can outsmoke me in a second but never out alcohol me. I will drink till a chicken is running around saying the sky is falling

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@magaijodo

2 years

if my mans genes don’t kick in for our baby Ima kick the baby.

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2 years

Nothing better than coming home and sleeping in your own bed after a holiday

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@magaijodo

2 years

might use my mothers mugshot as my pfp so bitches know crazy runs in the family

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2 years

It is 7 in the morning. I have work in an hour, my mother is making me scrub my bathroom.😭😭😭 TYJ for granting me patience to deal with this woman, blessed week yous🤣🤍

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@magaijodo

2 years

When life gives you lemons you drink tequila

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1 year

When someone tells me “we need to talk” I just be like “yeah we do” now we’re both having anxiety attacks ya wanker

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@magaijodo

3 years

He just likes side bitches bc his mama is one, dw babygirl

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2 years

Your new life will cost you your old one

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2 years

“I wish I was your titty, be attached to you all day forever”

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2 years

Is it too early for a drink

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2 years

the fact my mum knows the aus anthem but not the Fiji one and she attended lelean says alot ab her

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2 years

Mum went thru my gallery and now she is aware that I have a pierced tit and get my toes sucked 🥲

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2 years

hottest thing a man can do is be a lil afraid of me 😍

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2 years

My little cousin having a princess Jasmine themed birthday. Watch me show up as jasmine Fk them kids

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@magaijodo

2 years

if someone told me they were proud of me I’d probably moan

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2 years

I threaded my upper lip myself last night. If you see me in a forest fighting a bear. help the bear.

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@magaijodo

6 months

I think about moving back to Fiji and living in sabeto with my family every. Single. Day

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2 years

a friend to all is a friend to none

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2 years

bought me $200 lingerie today. He’s about to see God.

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2 years

I hate coworkers that bitch, bro just get your shit done and fuck off home caita

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7 months

she exotic, bitch she attractive

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2 years

I love wholesome and innocent people. I get the urge to protect them with my life

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@magaijodo

1 year

When we’d go on trips with more family in different cars, me and my siblings would usually divide and hop into diff cars but my dad never let the three of us collectively sit in one vehicle bc “if something happened atleast we have 1 or two spare” referring to us, his kids💀

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@magaijodo

2 years

@doitmuvaaa They might unalive and have me on their unalive note I’m good lol

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@magaijodo

2 years

strong women raise stronger women

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2 years

if someone ever told you I did them dirty, just know they had it coming for them.

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2 years

Hey guys I’ve thrown my lower back out. How do I fix this

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2 years

Werk in progress

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2 years

Sometimes the grind starts grinding you instead 🥲

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@magaijodo

3 years

Okay I’m in love 😭🙄 city girls down 1000.

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5 months

I have 1813 words left on this essay due tn.

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2 years

Why is frying sausages such a traumatic experience

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2 years

Why do almost all gorgeous women have a toxic relationship or two under their belt, like is that a coming of age thing for us?!? A right of passing ?!?

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@magaijodo

2 years

I paid $18 for a coffee and a croissant once. The ethnic in me threw herself over the balcony that day

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2 years

You gorgeous girls gotta stop letting these shrek lookin ass men treat you however bro wtaf

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2 years

If she takes pics like this she’ll either ruin your life or become your new reason to live

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2 years

Me every 37 mins “mm tea sounds nice rn”

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2 years

I love the confidence I’ve had in my natural skin and hair lately, no makeup no straightening, just me and happiness

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2 years

wishing myself nothing but happiness and unconditional love in every other timeline 🤍

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2 years

Way too valuable to be treated like a throwaway bro

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2 years

11 year old me would be sent into a cardiac arrest if she saw me now

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2 years

guys will have the most beautiful woman in the room but stay staring at the fucking skanks

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2 years

Fiji being as small as it is is way too political. Everyone’s got a problem with everyone and their aunties

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2 years

@yungaqua9 @Aldernnzzz She really thinks she did

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2 months

Me 🤝🏾 car selfies

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2 years

everyday I try so hard not to be a crazy bitch

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@magaijodo

2 months

As a woman why is your life centred around a man??? Hello !? if you focus even a slither of that energy on yourself you’ll realise you can do far more for you than a man ever could

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2 years

All expenses trip paid to melbs tn??? Im giving this man a CHILD

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