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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

6 months

🤦🏻‍♂️ #Youths

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

3 years

If Kentucky had any integrity in 2019, they’d have paused the NCAA tournament, waited for Chuma to heal, and… wait, we beat their asses anyway.

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@barstoolsports

3 years

If Auburn Had Any Integrity Has A Program They'd Come To Rupp Arena And Play Kentucky At Full Strength After Today

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Macy Finck

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2 years

Dear Auburn Jesus, I’ve never asked you for anything ever, but I need a favor. Let the Tigers find a way to win today so that our AD has no choice but to offer @CoachCaddy24 the full time job. I don’t care if he’s the “best” option, I just want a coach I can be proud of. #WDE

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

6 years

“How much was that buyout again? I brought my checkbook.”

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

6 months

@My_Rice_Sickle_ That’s my biggest “if I had a dollar for every time” event of my life. Second would be folks assuming Macy is a woman

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

2 years

I’m fine with Bryan Harsin being the Tony Barbee of Auburn football as long as the next hire is the @coachbrucepearl of Auburn football

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

6 months

Dear @AuburnMBB , this has been bookmarked several times. A dub today would be appreciated.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

5 years

Dear current AU students: life in college is as good as life gets. Stop acting like it’s such a burden and just enjoy the hell out of it.

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5 years

Sometimes I sit and think about AU and those nights walking down magnolia at 2:30 am little italys sauce on my shirt sky bar cooties on my shoes and not a worry in the world except for a @macyfinck Econ test on Monday. Man *sighs* good times *sips coffee* *stares into distance*

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

7 years

When Jarrett Kerryon Finck is born in 9 months, don’t judge me. #WDE

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

2 years

WAR DAMN EAGLE

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

3 years

BREAKING AUBURN FOOTBALL NEWS: Smoke Monday just got flagged for targeting.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

5 years

Can we start tailgating for basketball games? I am 110% serious.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

4 years

Have you ever been near the doors of Lowder 113A during a class change? 300 people try to exit through a tiny corridor where 300 other people are standing and waiting to get in. Might as well be the Boom Boom Room

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

5 years

Had another former student over for dinner. Apparently he participated in something called a “Final Four.” I’m not sure what that is, but it sounded fascinating.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

2 years

Y’all finally convinced me. We do have a mental health problem in this country. Because every single one of you who thinks that the other political party is the source of all our problems, and your political party has all the answers, needs to get your damn head checked.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

5 years

These Camp War Eagle kids get younger looking every year

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

3 years

I’ve been at Auburn since 1999. In 22 years, I’ve never seen anything to convince me that fraternities do more good than harm.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

4 years

My fall classes are gonna be online. I know that blows, but I don’t know how to get 300 students in/out of Lowder 113A safely. I’m gonna record fresh lectures that you can watch on your own time and I’ll be available for office appointments. This too shall pass, fam.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

6 years

Gentlemen: I’m tired of having to say this. If you think this is okay, take your sick, twisted head and pathetic lack of game far away from my campus. Do not call yourself an Auburn man. Hell, don’t call yourself a man at all.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

6 years

I know way, way more Bama girls who have married Auburn men than Auburn women who have married Bama boys. That’s not even hate. It’s just a fact. Get you an Auburn man, ladies.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

5 years

Give me a giant, framed oil painting of Shivers knocking that kids helmet off.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

5 years

When the late, great Jim Fyffe passed in 2003, I remember thinking “listening to Auburn games will never be the same” but the transition to Rod Bramblett was seamless. He stepped into those massive shoes like they were made for him. The Auburn family has lost its patriarch. #RIP

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

3 years

Top Five BPs: 5. Blood pressure 4. Batting practice 3. Beer pong 2. Breakfast pizza 1. Bruce Pearl

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

5 years

If Auburn beats UK tomorrow without Chuma, then on Monday I will — still not cancel classes. But I’ll make all of my PowerPoints for the next exam available on Canvas.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

3 years

Can someone who knows more about gymnastics than me tell me how in the blue hell @sunisalee_ ’s bars routine was not a 10?

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

4 years

I probably saw >25 students in my office today. Every single one was wearing a mask when they came in. Only one asked to take his off. (I said no.) Just wanted to offer a counter to the “college students are the worst” sentiment that is dominating my TL

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

7 years

Y’all ever feel like Auburn is the Disney World of universities? Not because it’s magical, because it’s expensive, overcrowded and constantly under construction.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

7 years

This is real. I hate everything.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

2 years

Auburn can dance on this logo and offend the entire conference at once. As an economist, I appreciate that kind of efficiency.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

5 years

Dear Auburn Fam: Let’s not this morning. Let’s not bitch about play calling. Let’s not talk about completion percentages. Let’s not worry about what that other school is doing. Let’s just savor a moment. Let’s praise our boys for a damn fine win. War Eagle Forever

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

3 years

Can you believe Alabama lost on purpose today just to damage Auburn’s case for being ranked first? That’s crafty. Well played, Oats.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

2 years

Today I’m thankful that @CoachHarsin is no longer my football coach, because the basketball team got bowl eligible before the football team.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

3 years

If you didn’t already know @Rip_quan5 was the most underrated member of this Auburn team, you do now.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

2 years

I had classes canceled for this Friday on the syllabus before the semester began. Y’all are welcome. #WDE

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

5 years

If you didn’t get to see Auburn when it was truly the Loveliest Village, I’m sorry. I find the current incarnation tragic. Nothing gold can stay.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

1 year

This is fine.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

3 years

Undefeated in the SEC. The first team to beat Bama hoops at home. The second school to beat Alabama athletics in a 24 hour period. All of those work for me.

Antwain

@NipseyHustleFan

3 years

@macyfinck Being four points better than Alabama makes auburn what? People are asking.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

6 months

@AU_Atticus But hopefully you would’ve spelled my name correctly

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

3 years

Dammit, Auburn Twitter and all your toxicity. It’s so “toxic” tonight that it’s gotten a bit dusty in here at least 3 times while scrolling through the TL. I love every one of you crazy bastards. Tigers by 90. #WDE

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

6 months

@AceTheReaper657

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

2 years

Being an Auburn fan is not for the weak or the sober

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

2 years

My wife’s bracket is currently perfect. As previously stated, my wife has Auburn cutting down the nets.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

5 years

Yesterday I had a student tell me that my class is the first that he’s ever looked forward to coming to in 18 years of schooling. Sometimes it’s nice to be reminded that you’re doing the thing that you were put on this earth to do.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

2 years

Auburn Twitter: Do not mistake a lack of faith in the coaching for a lack of support for the players. Looking at the traffic on campus this afternoon, not a damn one of us has quit on this team.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

6 years

What’s taking y’all so long to start skipping all your classes? I’m sick of this pre-8am traffic.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

8 months

Alabama has lost more football games in 2024 than Auburn

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

5 years

This 👇. Also, I earned my PhD from Auburn, then landed my dream job at Auburn. And married an Auburn woman. And now I’m raising two tiny Auburn fans and hopefully future Auburn grads. War. Damn. Everything.

John Carvalho

@John_P_Carvalho

5 years

Just so we’re clear. I earned my Ph.D. from UNC. It set me on the path to be at my dream job. But I am 💯 Auburn. #BeatUNC

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

3 years

“Y’all can’t use the crane kick pose! That’s our thing! That’s classless!” —Bama fans who were definitely ready to spam the @AuburnMBB Twitter account with memes if they had won

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

4 years

Simmer Down, buddy. What’s the Alma Mata with You?

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

15 days

We lost my mother-in-law in the middle of last semester. Only one of my 100s of students at the time checked on the well-being of me and my family. Tonight @walker_white5 was the first football player to join Finck’s Favorites and we are his biggest fans on and off the field.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

3 years

If your 2021 was UNC Walker Kessler, then may your 2022 be Auburn Walker Kessler.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

4 years

Life was so much simpler when we were all just tryna get this bread instead of tryna get this bread, meat, milk, toilet paper, Lysol, hand sanitizer, and canned vegetables.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

8 months

Y’all, I’ve watched a LOT of college basketball in my 46 years. This is a special team. It’s okay to feel okay. I promise.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

7 months

I have watched KD’s first half three-pointer celebration infuriate the Bama bench four times this morning. Yet another masterpiece in his favorite medium. Picasso used paint, Michelangelo used marble, and KD makes art out of chaos

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

2 years

So Auburn is now allegedly responsible for both Ole Miss and Liberty having total November collapses? Amazing.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

5 years

There’s an ad on my Insta for a College Towns collection of Homesick candles. There isn’t an Auburn candle but there is an Athens one. I assume it smells like piss, cheap beer and an inflated sense of importance.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

2 years

Two more sleeps until I cry in front of my wife, kids and best friend when @CoachCaddy24 leads my Tigers onto Pat Dye Field at Jordan-Hare Stadium for the first time

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

3 years

Is there anything more ridiculous in college sports than Bama launching into “We just beat the hell out of you” at the buzzer of a one point victory?

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

5 years

Being married is basically just getting daily emails from Amazon letting you know that your order is on the way when you didn’t order anything.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

5 years

Piece of conversation I overheard as I passed two students on the way to my class: “I heard he’s chill as shit, so —“ “And there he is!” “Huh?” Dr. Chill As Shit. Nice to meet you 😂

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

5 years

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?

Crimson Chaos

@Crimson_Chaos

5 years

You heard it here first! Get to Coleman Wednesday at 8pm in your CRIMSON gear to cheer on @AlabamaMBB ! Free hard hats to students! 🏀👀

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

2 years

I noticed attendance was light this morning. At least they are applying their knowledge 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

3 years

Bama fans are going to complain about the discrepancy in fouls, but Bama is mugging Auburn on every play. They could call twice as many if they wanted.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

3 years

Saw a girl walking to class in a Georgia shirt. If she comes to my class, can I make her go to the bathroom and turn it inside out like they used to do in high school if your shirt had a cuss word on it?

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

3 years

Is there a reason that everybody just writes off Dee Davis the second Auburn gets a QB from the transfer portal? Did I miss something?

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

7 years

Dear 8lb, 6oz newborn baby Jesus: Please let the Iron Bowl end with Saban sending a man deep to return a 57 yard #Legatron FG attempt only to watch it split the uprights for the AU win.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

2 years

I feel like Old Yeller but the kid accidentally shot me in the leg twice, had to reload, realized he was out of ammo, and the general store won’t have any more in stock until next week.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

5 years

Did you have that one kid in your neighborhood who could beat all the other kids in one-on-one most of the time but every single time he lost he complained about something not being fair? That kid grew up to be Nick Saban.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

6 years

Like if I should make this photo of Alex showing me a ladybug my new Twitter header.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

6 years

Only 17 more sleeps until Christmas! And if you’re taking finals next week, then only 11 more sleeps for you! Yay!

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

5 years

Lately, every time a student gets stumped they say “I’m overthinking this.” This seems to be a way of dodging accountability, as if the only reason you are struggling is because you are TOO prepared. You’re probably underthinking it. Give yourself less credit.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

4 years

This. I’ve been at Auburn for 21 years. I never had a personal connection with anyone in the athletic department (not counting students) before the Malzahns. Keep your gloating off my TL. I am very upset I’m losing my friends. Love you, @kristi_malzahn

⚓️ Drew Crowson

@SonOfCrow2

4 years

Gus and Kristi are two of the best people to ever be involved with auburn. This stinks for them.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

6 years

A+

Andy Huling

@HulingAndy

6 years

Someone asked for notes. I did what you said ⁦ @macyfinck ⁩

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

8 years

Dear Bama-clad Kroger employees amused by my AU jacket: You work at Kroger. So you keep winning at football & I'll keep winning at life.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

3 years

I appreciate the commentators suggesting that Auburn might be the best team in the nation, but can you really say that because we are beating Alabama? I mean, SO many other teams have already done it.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

5 years

I had a student tell me after today’s exam that my class helped him decide what he wants to do with the rest of his life. Those are the moments. That’s why I still LOVE my job after 19 years. #WarEagle

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

6 years

Just burn it down. I don’t even care if the bats are on the inside or not. It’s just time.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

2 years

If you’d still prefer Coach Prime to @CoachCaddy24 after tonight, kindly reply with your reason so I can block you permanently

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

3 years

How do we give KD Johnson a lifetime contract?

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

5 years

Who sucks more at profit maximization? A) White Claw B) Popeye’s

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@LexieSayWhaat

5 years

. @macyfinck please put this on your next exam

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

5 years

Earlier this evening, I started patting my dad belly to the tune of “War Eagle.” There was no music. I wasn’t even humming, let alone singing. Yet out of nowhere, right on cue, my daughter shouted “Go! Go! Go!” And then I melted 🧡💙 #FutureTiger #WarEagleForver

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

6 months

Will I cancel class tomorrow? Absolutely not — but I’m canceling Friday so you can take over our first/second round arena too 😎

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

3 years

Pro tip: If you’re gonna say things this ill-advised in your public Econ GroupMe on exam day, make sure the prof didn’t join the group a few weeks ago

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

8 months

Somehow, Kirby managed to both recruit and still coach like his bowl game matters.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

5 years

The Famous Finck Twins would appreciate a little happy SEVENTH birthday love today, so give ‘em a like!

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

2 years

The good news is the ridiculous “what if Harsin wins out?” tweets can stop

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

5 years

Auburn is getting bounced from the CWS because of mental mistakes that we are making because we are young and have not been here before. We will NOT make those mistakes next year. It’s great to be an Auburn Tiger.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

6 years

His first ever soccer practice. Can you tell? 🤣

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

1 year

Auburn is still playing basketball and Virginia is not

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

8 years

Quite a legacy for the Auburn c/o 2017: The Supper Club was torn down and Rodeo was ruined on your watch.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

2 years

Sadly, no. Just the global one.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

5 years

Saban’s last words on his death bed are gonna be “One GD second” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

7 years

It amazes me how students can calculate what they need on the final to pass the course by .01% yet still can't fill out a scantron correctly

College Student

@ColIegeStudent

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it amazes me how my professors have PhDs yet it takes them a good 15 minutes to figure out how to get a YouTube video to go to full screen

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

2 years

I want every single student who ever walked through the door of my classroom to know I wish every happiness for you. Well, every student except one. You know who you are.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

6 years

There’s only like 16 students in Sports so I’m trying to learn names. Today I looked on the wrong side of the room when I called one guy’s name. When he raised his hand, I said “Oh you’re over there. All you white people look the same to me.” It brought the f’n house down

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

6 years

Dear voters: I know it was a loss. But Auburn proved they are a top 10 team. Probably top five. Don’t be stupid.

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Macy Finck

@macyfinck

7 years

War Eagle, fly down the field, Ever to conquer, never to yield. War Eagle, fearless and true. Fight on you orange and blue. Go! Go! Go! On to vict'ry, strike up the band. Give 'em hell, give 'em hell, Stand up and yell, hey! War Eagle, win for Auburn, Power of Dixieland! #280Club

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Macy Finck

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5 years

“The best home court advantage in all of college basketball” #WarEagle @AuburnMBB

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