Schuyler Dorsey @mackwage Twitter profile

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

Midwestern hacker: Ope, I’m just gonna squeeze in past your firewall there bud

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@mackwage

1 year

@_TechJess @isabellarileyus Never seen anyone take “let the hate flow through you” so literal.

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@mackwage

1 year

Teams can be easily uninstalled via Add / Remove Programs

Microsoft Teams

@MicrosoftTeams

1 year

What’s your favorite Teams tip?

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@mackwage

3 years

I just blindly inserted a flash drive into a USB port on first attempt. AMA

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@mackwage

4 years

Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

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@mackwage

3 years

Exciting news on the job front: I am joining @TrustedSec to build their new Adversary Resilience practice! I'm extremely grateful for the opportunity & look forward to sharing updates about the new practice in the future. Onward & upward!

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@mackwage

3 months

Been out of work for 6 months. Tried to get on Medi-Cal but got denied. Just got the reason mailed to me, to the mailbox of my apartment, located in … California.

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@mackwage

1 year

@RockstarWifi @d0rkph0enix This book is absolutely real & I highly recommend reading it! "How to Be Successful without Hurting Men's Feelings: Non-threatening Leadership Strategies for Women".

How to Be Successful without Hurting Men's Feelings: Non-threatening Leadership Strategies for Women

www.amazon.com

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

Happy Thursday all! I have opted to part ways with my employer and am exploring new opportunities. If anyone knows something exciting, let me know!

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@mackwage

4 years

Can we implement a new thing called "tech vacation"? Where you get time off work but not to 'relax'... you get to just focus on all those tech projects you've been putting off but really want to do.

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@mackwage

3 years

A part of me dies every. time.

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@mackwage

3 years

A “heroine”. 😉

George Dinwiddie ([email protected])

@gdinwiddie

3 years

Twitter help: if the person who dashes in to solve a big problem is a "hero," what name do you give to the person who quietly prevents problems from becoming big?

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6 months

Shout out to @hacks4pancakes who ~7 years ago posted a reminder to check your vitamin levels (I had never done). Found & corrected a few deficiencies with my doctor. As I take my vitamins, I’m reminded of how awesome they are and the big impact a single reminder can have.

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@mackwage

7 months

@ErynnBrook Maybe it was a brilliant reminder that despite the world falling apart, there is still no different way to put on your pants.

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@mackwage

5 months

Q: At infosec cons, we often have resume workshops which is awesome. What about a professional headshot workshop where folks can come & get a new headshot?

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@mackwage

3 months

@Jenjiy0

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

2 years

Slowly growing my @EtherOrcs Horde. Look forward to the next content update!

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

HELLO WORLD

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

After my last day at ATVI, HR reached on my personal email requesting feedback on my experience. I thought I would share my response to help you understand the culture of toxic positivity & Machiavellianism.

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

2 years

Just scored a luxury unit!

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@mackwage

1 year

@RockstarWifi @d0rkph0enix Just to be abundantly clear - the tone of the book is meant to be tragically funny ... because it's sadly the true experience for most women in the workplace.

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

4 years

When you’re trying to work on your computer but your quarantine hair won’t behave... but you also have a helpful daughter

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

4 years

@ErynnBrook Sorry my ADHD and anxiety combination will not allow me put myself through that roller coaster of disappointment quite so soon. So it's just binge-watching of shows I've already seen 393933 times for me!

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@mackwage

3 years

Sometimes even when you don’t need the reassurance, the universe sends you one huge glowing reminder that you made the right decision.

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

"It's not easy to do ... try to do what you love, with people you love. And if you can do that, it's the definition of heaven" - Conan O'Brien Big shout out to everyone at @TrustedSec making me feel part of the family already.

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@mackwage

1 year

@LayahHeilpern

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

1 year

Still felt cute. Adopted her.

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

Kiddo wanted a nightlight, mom wanted a space heater - crypto Dad to the rescue !

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

2 years

@samwcyo @Bandrel @Google If you buy $249,999 worth of GCP credits, that’s like technically giving it back. Amirite 🤣😜

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

4 years

COVID-19, please stand back and stand by.

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

2 years

Exciting news for @EthernalElves ! Just minted out the genesis Elders collection. I managed to snag the last one, #2222 , which turned out to be a rare Woodborne Sorceress! ... !onward

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

9 months

@H3KTlC Like literally .. always ... edging

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

10/10. Always test in prod.

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

2 years

My sister knew I would appreciate only the finest of art for my birthday

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

2 years

So in love w/ my new custom from @FratMonkey of @FunkyMonkeyFH ! It's perfect and will hodl forever! Thank you! (The @DeployStarship kyanite bg is so fitting)

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

My heart goes out to former colleagues who had such awful experiences & are re-opening wounds right now. I had plenty of my own trauma but cannot hold a candle to their experiences. I also worry about the unspoken stories given how systemic the toxicity and cultural issues are.

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

5 months

@lauriewired May you're supposed to plug in TWO hdmi cables

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

Counting down the days!

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

5 months

@NerdPyle And if they don’t respond, just wait outside the bathroom door for them

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

8 months

GM!

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

4 years

Quarantine hair update

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

I don't know why Wall Street would be so angry over GME; if they're just patient , surely our gains will trickle down to them.

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

Thank you everyone for your responses and DMs. I am absolutely blown away by the amount of support and referrals I received. I haven't been able to respond to everyone yet but I intend to soon!

Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

Happy Thursday all! I have opted to part ways with my employer and am exploring new opportunities. If anyone knows something exciting, let me know!

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

9 months

@lovennft Lock set. 🤣

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 months

@rekdt The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

@AccidentalCISO I think this is actually a deeper level joke in that even after the security incident, the security budget can still be relatively compared to a jar of coins 😜🤣

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

4 months

@spaceghost

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

It’s a grunge thing

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

1 year

@editingemily This resonates so hard with me.

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

@H3KTlC Pro tip: when you become a senior analyst, you come full circle back to thinking everything looks suspicious 🤪🤣

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

My latest build is coming together! I have a few more things to finish on it but I am pleased with the overall look and performance.

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

4 years

My Christmas case is almost complete!

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

1 year

@d0rkph0enix 😜🤣

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

5 months

@JenMsft tbh i feel like smashing the Home button every time I'm out in the public

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

4 years

When quarantine hair meets wind blown hair

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

4 years

This both serves as a quarantine hair update and proof that sometime it just does its own thing

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

@mgaruccio I usually cover those on my way to leave where we slowly make our way toward the door while all continuing to talk and 2 hours later, we are still standing at the front door talking

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

@DAkacki One of my all time favorite tweets

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

We all say “assume breach”, but like no, really. Bad shit is going on in your network 24/7. It’s just whether or not you know about it.

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@mackwage

4 months

Stayed up past my normal bedtime to capture the full moon. Worth it!

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@mackwage

1 year

@Random_Robbie It's always adorable when people find their Density

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

My 5 month old decides he wants to spit up milk in my coffee and I cannot help but feel disappointed. He should know by now that I like my coffee black just like my metal.

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

10 months

@lovennft It's time

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

4 years

What if the real implants were the edr agents we all used along the way

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

4 months

@lovennft Yes!!!

Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

4 months

GM!

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

4 years

Post full vaccine bucket list: - Continue to be an introvert by staying at home but comforted by knowing I'm vaccinated

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@0xdade

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Post full vaccine bucket list: - visit my secret lair with some other villains - spontaneous nerdcore cypher at hushcon - schedule some international travel for basically the first time in my life - spontaneously meet someone new - have literally any date - hold hands

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

4 years

Has anyone found a good dictionary of Windows services and what each one actually does, impact if disabling, etc?

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

5 months

Expanding my portfolio. If anyone in the LA area would like a free photoshoot, reach out. Priority to creators & infosec peeps. Can do fun / creative stuff, portraits, & professional headshots. Here are a few recent ones. #photography #LosAngeles

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

1 year

Zelda having you hand our shrooms to old people in a village so a mayoral candidate can win an election is just so 2023.

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

4 months

Aye fam. Tell me some wonderful security teams looking to hire a leader. I’m asking for a friend that has been out of work for 4 months. That friend is me. 🙏🤗 Appreciate RT for reach!

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

@FrankMcG This is why during interviews I always ask candidates what new risk registers they develop and maintain at home in their own time

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

I've lost ~60 lbs in past ~3 years but have only worn sweat pants throughout quarantine (shout out to Vuori Joggers). I dug my jeans out today and was excited to find the smallest pair fits perfectly - 28" waist!

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

Hope everyone has a happy & safe Summer Camp week! I am not going this year... hanging back on the homestead to continue working on some cool unannounced @TrustedSec projects! Stay tuned.

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

I finally broke 10,000 miles on my car I’ve had since 2017.

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

4 years

Find a thing I want on Amazon with next day delivery. But any quantity other than 1 changes it to two day delivery. So I place three separate orders for quantity of 1 and they are all arriving today.

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

4 years

For National Cyber Security Awareness Month, it's also important to celebrate the people and organizations driving real change. To that end, I have made another donation to @wisporg who continues to advocate and support women well. THANK YOU!

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

1 year

@securityweekly

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@mackwage

11 months

@earthquakesLA @Yerbearserker your timing is impeccable

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

5 months

@JenMsft wow just @ me next time

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

4 years

One of the largest barriers between a company and a better security posture is OUR ability to effectively communicate security risk and in a collaborative fashion. Yet we see a lot of people blame the businesses.

Mick Douglas 🇺🇦🌻

@bettersafetynet

4 years

Hey infosec peeps, what are the "dangerous ideas" you believe but don't say out loud much? One of mine: breach victims are often partly responsible for being breached. Another: there aren't enough skilled folks in this biz. We need to be doing more to fix this.

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

While I’m no longer there to advocate for you, know that I’m still here for you, will listen to you, will hear you, will support you, and right now, my heart aches for you. And I’m spiritually with you for the #ActiBlizzWalkout .

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

Felt cute. Might hash later

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

4 months

Them: I swear it always looks like your dogs are just posing for you in your photos! Me: Oh? Lumi:

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

1 year

Been ~2 decades but finally hopping back on. Thank you #welcomeskateboards for the beautiful deck! Now geared & ready to roll.

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

1 year

@JenMsft Is there a Win 11 hotkey shortcut to convert standard measurement to the equivalent number of Big Macs? I'm on the insider dev channel if that makes a difference

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

4 years

The Signal outage is killing me. The NSA really needs to get their change management act together.

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

4 years

Felt cute. Might minesweep later

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

1 year

Her name, Lumi, is Latin for "light of life". 🤩

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

4 years

I heard a rumor about this elusive thing called sleep. Very low confidence rating.

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

4 months

@HackingDave You forgot to use my filter! Here I fixed it for you

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

5 months

Favorite selfie thread. I mean ... how could you not love this sweet moment!?

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Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

New hair who dis

Schuyler Dorsey

@mackwage

3 years

Alright fam - need your help with the most crucial situation. My hair was very impacted by quarantine life so I must decide whether to cut it or embrace the grunge thing. Pics in thread

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