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2 years
My Mastodon is here if anybody cares.
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4 years
@MaseDenver That would be great to give Rivers a playoff loss.
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11 years
Great night out with my scope. It was even dark enough to see other galaxies finally. Saw a bunch of meteors too. #Perseids
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3 years
@BridgitteWood1 @slimwrld999 @Eminem @BustaRhymes @twista @50cent I’m not an artist, but thank you. Usually people don’t listen to me.
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4 years
Today I learned that my brother-in-law spent his stimulus check on meth. So, that’s a great investment.
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8 years
@mollywood iOS 10 works so good on my iPhone 6 that I’ll probably enjoy my headphone jack for another year.
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My Dad is doing really well. He gets to go home on Monday. I’ve never heard of anybody getting out of hospice alive. I’m so glad he gets to go home for a while anyway.
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@warrenleightTV @eorlins Umm…they can’t purge us in ND. We don’t have voter registration. As long as you can afford an ID, you can vote in ND.
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18 years
I just realized I have a ton of Sonic Youth in iTunes, but none of it is on my iPod. What's my problem?
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6 years
@jcpmcs I guess it’s obvious who’s hair she got.
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9 years
Love the new Motion City album. The MP3s are glued to my stereo. Thank you @jcpmcs @atClaudioRivera @Joshuacain @jessemackj @matthewstaylor
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9 years
I love my Zojirushi travel mug. I can’t pronounce it, but my coffee from 8am is still hot. http://t.co/8avQ65xgqI
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6 years
@mikeherreraTD @SrvvlGd @mxpx That phone is probably older than Emily.
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6 years
I was just outside for a few minutes and you know what? -27° is pretty fucking cold.
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6 years
I got a nail in my tire yesterday and couldn’t get the damn tire off to save my life. I brought it in to get it fixed and felt less of a man with all the burly guys at the tire shop. Oh well, I edited my smb.conf file today, and non of them probably can do that.
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6 years
Is it bad that I just put in for vacation for November’s Pokemon Go Community Day? I don’t want to miss my chance at getting a shiny Cyndaquil!
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9 years
The new @allisonweiss album IS my new love.
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5 years
First BLTs with garden tomatoes. So good!
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10 years
@MotionCityMusic Great show guys. Sucks I couldn’t make this one Glad I could see it online. Hope to see you for my 14 time sometime this yr
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6 years
I just made my penultimate truck payment!
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8 years
@tinystills @tonythaxton Couldn’t be any worse that that “taco” right?
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15 years
The GoDaddy Super Bowl commercials reminded me that I have a few domains that need to be transfered away from GoDaddy.
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8 years
@djstangl That’s what I do. Do I get 5M for that though?
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8 years
Off to Vegas today to see Penn and Teller and then a week vacationing in Arizona. Should be fun, and warmer.
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4 years
@gizellie I hear you. I have ex-girlfriend from high school that’s a grandmother. Between that and Nirvana being played on the classic rock station, I must be older than I feel.
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8 years
@tinystills Yep, I got water from the bald security guard. He was the best. Smile on his face the whole time keeping everybody safe.
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2 years
I just spent way too much money for Alanis Morissette and Garbage tickets, but I love my 90s angst rock.
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7 years
Coworker is researching new chemical bin vibrators and every site is blocked. It’s kinda funny.
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7 years
@NomiBurton @SparksRadio Don’t tell me you’re the one who wears sunglasses? That sounds like a @SparksRadio thing to do.
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8 years
Yep, I just spent the last hour making a spreadsheet to maximize my lucky egg use in Pokémon Go. #geek
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6 years
@NomiBurton I was listening to your podcast on my bike ride and I can confirm, my seat helps out my “momma and pappas”.
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3 years
I’ve been looking at places I want to see the Broncos play this year. Dallas was an option. It would be a cool stadium to see, but I no longer want to spend money in that state.
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3 years
Wordle 251 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 It took me three tries to even find 1 letter, but that’s still useful information.
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@tonythaxton I’m thankful I’m still working. I have an essential job at a water plant. We are down to minimal staff, so I feel pretty safe. The city sure doesn’t want us getting sick.
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7 years
I'm loving the new @TinyStills song.. .
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8 years
@Snubs I’ve heard the book isn’t as good as the musical.
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11 years
@nicolewolverton I love knowing that we are made of dead star matter. Screw Jesus, stars really died for us.
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6 years
Beautiful clear night out and I finally got my telascope out. Saturn never gets old and Jupiter is great too.
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7 years
It's finally here. This is probably my last picture taken with my iPhone 6.
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7 years
65 trick or treaters. The dog is happy now that the door bell quit ringing. She doesn’t mind the 4th of July, but Halloween is the worst.
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6 years
I’m cleaning up my RSS feeds for the first time in at least a decade. Sad to see a lot of bloggers that I use to read fell off the face of the internet.
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7 years
It may be a low level, but hey, it's my first shiny.
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4 years
My Twitter feed is filled with joy. I guess we can’t say 2020 was all bad now.
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9 years
. @midcontinent is burying lines on my block this week. I so can’t wait.
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4 years
@nicolewolverton Ha, it was our 20th wedding anniversary today. We went to Target. Great times.
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6 years
@markhoppus I wonder if he has blin k182 on his knuckles?
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8 years
Ravens owner says NFL games need to have fewer commercials. .
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6 years
@tinystills @MTCMadness Loved your story and so glad you kept going. You rock so hard.
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@nicolewolverton So now that makes two people that I want to vote for that I can’t, you and @ericamauter . Good luck.
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@donttrythis That’s so awesome. We had to put our dog down earlier this month too. I ordered a painting of her from an amazing artist on Etsy. Now when I’m missing my best friend, I just talk to the painting. It’s strangely comforting.
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@tinystills I’ve always loved girl fronted bands. It sucks that there is such a shortage of them.
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You’ll Always Be My Favorite One
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7 years
@AnneWheaton One person’s ouchie is another person’s heat wave.
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@mikeynerd Um, what would you wash it out with? I just put it back.
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@mikeynerd Thanks. It's been a week already and I'm tired of feeling sad.
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@NomiBurton @SparksRadio What? What crappy dentist shines the light in your eyes? Mine just shines it in my mouth.
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7 years
It’s a bummer seeing all these legendary raids and not being able to beat them because nobody else is playing. #Pok émonGo
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8 years
@sincerelylydia Hello. I found you because of your amazing Motion City medley on YouTube. I probably watch it once a week. Amazing. Thanks.
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4 years
Well the cable has been cut. For the first time in my life I no longer have cable tv.
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@jcpmcs @somejerrystahl @elmoreleonard @neilhimself @BookNarcs I’m still subscribed to @BookNarcs in the hopes it comes back. You two introduced me to some real good books.
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5 years
Well, I’m off to see Weezer at the ND state fair. I’ve lost count how many times I’ve seen them.
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7 years
Wow, look at that. I agree with Mitt Romney on something.
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No, not the same. One side is racist, bigoted, Nazi. The other opposes racism and bigotry. Morally different universes.
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@gizellie Yum! I’ll ask my wife if I can have another wife because tacos!
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6 years
Grocery shopping at 2AM is about the best thing ever.
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8 years
@LuriaPetrucci You and @Snubs do a good job at raising awareness of this problem. Hopefully more guys will learn how 2 treat women properly
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2 years
@Molly23 Twitter was so much funner back when it was just the nerds and the fail whale.
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7 years
On the way to Sioux Falls to see the Foos for the sixth time! #FooFighters
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11 years
@FatMike_of_NOFX At least someone in that family has talent.
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5 years
I’ve lost all my grandparents and both my parents and strangely losing my dog has been the hardest. With my parents when I got back home things were relatively normal. Nothing is normal here without my Kingslie.
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3 years
Opps, forgot to do my wordle yesterday. There goes my 43 day streak.
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@MaseDenver I hope Bronco fans are better than that, but I guess we don’t have to worry about it because we won’t have fans at our game.
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Pokémon Go raids suck when nobody else shows up.
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4 years
When I was in college I worked as a cook in a restaurant. I was mopping the lobby as were were getting ready to close and in walks @leannrimes . She was just a teenager back then. I then had to cook for her and wash her dishes. She had a mushroom and onion steak.
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Now, more than ever, we should share our most mundane celebrity encounters. For example, in 2002 I saw Diane Keaton in the Gap
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I got my @tinystills t-shirt along with a nice note from Kailynn today. I love supporting great music and it's even better when they are great people. I'm still kicking myself for not saying hi to Kailynn when I saw her at my last MCS show in Minneapolis.
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5 years
Is a label maker really a label maker without a label?
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So sad to hear about Adam Schlesinger. I’ve loved Fountains of Wayne since their amazing debut album. So many good songs. “Stacy’s Mom” is probably one of their worsts.
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4 years
Classic rock stations playing Nirvana makes me feel old enough, but now they are playing Jimmy Eat World?
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3 years
Wordle 243 6/6 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 The best my start word has ever been. I had a chance to get it in two, instead it took me six and I almost broke my current streak of 20.
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9 years
Damn, Reel Big Fish is coming to town and sold out before tickets went on sale. I wish I would have known, I would have bought presale.
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8 years
@tinystills Ah yes. I listened too @piebaldmusic like crazy back in the early 2000’s. So good.
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5 years
@tonythaxton Thanks Tony. All this is so crazy. It’s already a different world than it was a month ago when we saw you break in The Fillmore in Minneapolis.
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Baylie got spayed yesterday. She’s not a fan of the cone. Oh yeah, we got another dog. I don’t remember when I last posted on instagram.
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The real reason I don’t want the virus is that I don’t want that swab stuck way up my nose. I’ll still be home after everything opens tomorrow.
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Looking forward to the @ReelBigFish concert tonight. This will be my fourth time seeing them. They are always fun to see.
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@gizellie ❤️ My mom wasn’t a good cook, so I don’t miss her cooking, but I miss her Christmas cookies terribly.
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8 years
@SparksRadio @Nomi_Media Hey, for some reason iTunes doesn’t have the latest podcast yet.
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6 years
I wonder what a 52 year old Kurt Cobain would have been like?
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5 years
@nicolewolverton My local Planned Parenthood has been getting a little bit from all my Amazon purchases for years. It’s so easy, everybody should be doing it.
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2 years
@gizellie Yeah, we were totally planning on traveling to STL or CHI to see them, but then COVID. I got third row seats in front of the stage. It should be fun.
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@tinystills Damn, I sure wish I could have been there.
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7 years
Ok, I’m already annoyed by long tweets.
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8 years
@milflacey How much?
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12 years
Douglas Adams: The Writer At the End of the Universe. http://t.co/hyROIAeLro.
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9 years
The shame of Republican voters. .
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6 years
I’m eating romaine lettuce for super. I don’t care what anyone says.
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4 years
We had a total of 6 people here for Thanksgiving. All of us have had COVID in the past three months, so I think we were safe. I gotta be honest though, turkey kind of sucks. I think there is a reason why we only eat it once a year.
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@jcpmcs Antonia reminds me so much of my wife, the only problem was that we were married in July not June. It was pretty cool to hear it was July in the demo.
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4 years
@gizellie 17, and I liked them all. Maybe I should try more foods off this list.
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3 years
The one good thing about this drought is that we’ve been able to keep the top off the Jeep for most of the summer so far.
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