Dear
Boo
I love you ,Love you
Baby , babe
Sweetheart
The aforementioned are now national anthem, literally everyone says it .you don't know if they mean it or they're just being nice
Seun she's flirting with you on the TL and you think it's something your mind already lying to you to text her bro no try am na set up the snub go loud
You know it's funny how people especially women thinks abusive relationship is only Wen one is physically assaulted not thinking bout mental assault I think that kills faster
You're mad if some one corrected your kid for not greeting and you went to shout like a dog instead appreciating them in fact both you and that kid needs to go back to primary school
After going through all this fine jpegs on my TL I've come to the conclusion that God deliberately created a weapon fashioned against men cos ๐ฅบ no wonder Solomon married 300 wives & 700 concubines
When a male Penguin dies in a fight with a stronger penguin ๐งthe female partner penguin mates with the stronger one afterwards
Ps: this tweet ain't bout penguin's ๐ง
Letter to Elon musk,
Dear elon I think you should consider disappearing messages on twitter cos some women don dey move mad even alpha males no safe again ๐คฒ๐ญ๐
If you're a type of person that loves hard, like you go all in abeg just stay single this gen don't appreciate that shit anymore .they will break you in pieces
Apologies if you're wrong
Communicate if there's a misunderstanding
Forgive ! Tomorrow ain't promised
Stop acting like your the most important in a relationship ๐๐ฝ
It's because you've eaten KFC, crunches & Mr Biggs sausage kinda why you knew KFC's sausage isn't yummy or doesn't satisfy & prefers Mr Biggs cos it's longer and fills you up when you're hungry
Ps; this tweet ain't bout sausage
This pregnant girl legit remembers that doc told her to take a walk cos her husband doesn't want to switch from football (champions League) to zee world , poor man just had to abandon football and take her out ๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธ
Dear future wife abeg no try this with me ๐ฅด