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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

I dey catch cruise forget

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

2 years

Real nyash matters 😭😂😂buh how you wan go sacrifice this kind nyash give the gods 😂

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Akachukwu

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1 year

Y'all meet my idolo 🙌

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Akachukwu

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2 years

WTF 💀 I didn't see the last part coming 😳😱

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Akachukwu

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1 year

Me right now 🌚

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Akachukwu

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1 year

@_kathiiie Titties Tuesday don turn cooking Tuesday

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Akachukwu

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1 year

Me as a pilot: Omo I hope say everybody don born again, because I no understand oh.

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Akachukwu

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1 year

Dear future wife if you don't move mad like this abeg no near me ♟️♥️

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

Guys knows this is worst than heartbreaks💔 😭😂😂 damn !

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Akachukwu

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1 year

Biggest come back back ever 💀😂😂

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Akachukwu

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1 year

Nigeria burial description 😂🤗the end part tho 🌚 #Bobheartsabishola

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@kayzywizzzy

1 year

Stop eating in funerals it is totally wrong!

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

A broke guy trying to win a Nigeria girl's heart 🥱

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

Me as a Skydiving Instructor : Omo Sulaiman, e be like say na my pikin school bag we carry o. How we go land like this?

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

This reminds me of @falzthebahdguy & @SympLySimi combo I miss their music

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

The switch was really fast 🤦🏾‍♂️she didn't see that last part coming 💀🫣

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

If you know this song you should have three kids by now (south Africa song)

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

you wore this sandals and you're not married yet just go village ask questions ASAP

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Akachukwu

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1 year

Emotional damage 💀😂

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Akachukwu

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1 year

Description of a finished man

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

When you get it 💀

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

Club wey you shutdown yesterday night go still open today

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

Mum: miracle stop entering the toilet with your phone Me :

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

Some women really deserve the world Tbh not you reading keep scrolling ashewo

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Akachukwu

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1 year

Dear Boo I love you ,Love you Baby , babe Sweetheart The aforementioned are now national anthem, literally everyone says it .you don't know if they mean it or they're just being nice

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

2 years

@NgLabourSupport @mac_daves

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

This one don go be that 😂😂

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

2 years

Women flirting with you in the night when they're bored just to ghost you for another three months is another kind of mystery

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

You want your type ? Even your type want their type . We're all typing...... 😩

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

People born in may will never break your heart 👍🏽❤️

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

Aisha I like you,I really like you Buh God didn't give me strength to dey chase person 🚶🏼🚶🏼

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Akachukwu

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1 year

Which is your goat

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

2 years

@NgLabourSupport @mac_daves

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Akachukwu

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2 years

@NgLabourSupport 🔥

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Akachukwu

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2 years

@NgLabourSupport ⛹️⛹️

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Akachukwu

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2 years

@NgLabourSupport 🌈♥️

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

No girl is perfect just choose your own Witch and keep pouring anointing oil on her head if it finishes Otilo 🤌

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

After ranting & settings unnecessary standard on twitter you will still off your data and face reality 🤝

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

Magistrate; this is not the first time I'm seeing you in my court room Accused: it's because you're not being promoted my honour 😔

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

I don lodge my babe. See y'all till Monday

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

Landlord typing Me ; uninstalling watsapp 🤗

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

I've seen sapa before Buh this! This is discovery 😪

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

When you swallow your pride and text first & then you get 'seen" with no reply , you hear your pride saying shebi I told you 💀🌚

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

Seun she's flirting with you on the TL and you think it's something your mind already lying to you to text her bro no try am na set up the snub go loud

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

You're dating a girl that likes watching African magic everytime Pele oo anything your eyes see make you collect am

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

Kids honesty >>>>>😂😂 na this rude tho

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Akachukwu

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2 years

@NgLabourSupport ❤️

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Akachukwu

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2 years

@NgLabourSupport 🚀🚀

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

Too much responsibility dey reduce libido 👍🏽😊

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

Catch cruise not feelings👍🏽

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

Better make you face reality if by chance reality face you Otilo 🤌

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Akachukwu

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2 years

@NgLabourSupport @mac_davis

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Akachukwu

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1 year

You know it's funny how people especially women thinks abusive relationship is only Wen one is physically assaulted not thinking bout mental assault I think that kills faster

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

I know you dey fast but try dey brush your teeth abeg 😪

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

Not all men come into your life to break your heart, some come to give your stroke and paralyze you 🌚

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Akachukwu

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2 years

@NgLabourSupport @mac_daves

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Akachukwu

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1 year

@FirstObidient @mac_daves

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

Nothing you fit tell me this girls swallowed my soul mate Lagos girls why 😭

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

So nobody is madly in love with me a whole idan like me 😤

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

If you're going to walk into people's life and cause them pain why not love them from afar only witchcraft likes disrupting peoples peaceful life

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

"If it's not money Don't call me " But pampay and lapo dey call you concerning money .....you no pick 🌚

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

2 years

Twitter needs to add disappearing messages fr cos e be like I don fuck up 😪

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

You're mad if some one corrected your kid for not greeting and you went to shout like a dog instead appreciating them in fact both you and that kid needs to go back to primary school

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

2 years

@NgLabourSupport 💀💀

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

After going through all this fine jpegs on my TL I've come to the conclusion that God deliberately created a weapon fashioned against men cos 🥺 no wonder Solomon married 300 wives & 700 concubines

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

2 years

Where we go find this kind husband abeg for 🇳🇬? 🌚

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

When a male Penguin dies in a fight with a stronger penguin 🐧the female partner penguin mates with the stronger one afterwards Ps: this tweet ain't bout penguin's 🐧

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

Congratulations to me #japa activated Make Una enjoy Ng 🫣

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

Letter to Elon musk, Dear elon I think you should consider disappearing messages on twitter cos some women don dey move mad even alpha males no safe again 🤲😭😂

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

Men can you keep up with woman that has this high libido ?

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

2 years

Relationship don finish na situationship full every where especially for Lagos geng 😩

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

She know she don fuck up 💀😂

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Akachukwu

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2 years

@NgLabourSupport 🚀🚀

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Akachukwu

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1 year

At your age you've not known the difference between contact and number & you dey shine teeth just dey play

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

2 years

"TRADITION " is just peer pressure from dead people 🤌

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

If you're a type of person that loves hard, like you go all in abeg just stay single this gen don't appreciate that shit anymore .they will break you in pieces

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

"fake it until it becomes real " Na so my destiny helper take pass me 😩

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

2 years

To find love come hard 😪 abeg if there's space in your relationship shift for me small I will manage 🤲

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

2 years

My love life rn 😪

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

2 years

People that has A in their name will never break your heart 🌹

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

2 years

Child hood was better than adulthood at least we had wounds on our knees and forehead not inside our hearts and soul 💔😪

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

2 years

@NgLabourSupport 🚀🚀

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

Apologies if you're wrong Communicate if there's a misunderstanding Forgive ! Tomorrow ain't promised Stop acting like your the most important in a relationship 👍🏽

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

It's because you've eaten KFC, crunches & Mr Biggs sausage kinda why you knew KFC's sausage isn't yummy or doesn't satisfy & prefers Mr Biggs cos it's longer and fills you up when you're hungry Ps; this tweet ain't bout sausage

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Akachukwu

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1 year

When loud become musical instrument 😂😂

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

2 years

@NgLabourSupport @mac_daves

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

2 years

Poverty is also Vanity choose your own Vanity wisely your pastor won't tell you this 😪

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

People; how are you still single ? Me ;

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

Once you start shouting that conversation is over imma just walk out 👍🏽

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

2 years

I fit show you green light, still off am again. Nah my light, no stress me.

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

"Spend money another one will come " I don flex my last 2k since weekend I never see food chop talk less of another money . Na thunder go fire Una

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Akachukwu

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2 years

@NgLabourSupport 🦍

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

1 year

Men will stain your white but women will drag you into the mud 👍🏽

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Akachukwu

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2 years

@NgLabourSupport @mac_daves

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

2 years

This pregnant girl legit remembers that doc told her to take a walk cos her husband doesn't want to switch from football (champions League) to zee world , poor man just had to abandon football and take her out 🤦🏾‍♂️ Dear future wife abeg no try this with me 🥴

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Akachukwu

@mac_daves

2 years

Every girl by weekend if you know you know