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2 years

This Jennifer Lawrence short film will make you question everything you think you know about...

Prepare to have your mind blown.

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Who knew it was that easy? 😁

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Mah puppy Waverly is cute. ❤️

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@PalmerReport 🙄Because they are republicans.

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Do all scammers not know that sending DMs calling everyone "Dear" Is a bad idea?🙄

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@typo_cat @LeeJohnson65 On Floriduh's dime.

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@McBrideLawNYC Liar.

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Who knew that there was an actual Firefox?

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@jeremynewberger @UROCKlive1

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I have never taken a picture of my food before I ate it. 😁

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@theliamnissan @DEFendFURiously

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Loudmouth Lauren Boobert hasn't tweeted a single thing ALL DAY.

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I just hammered MTG, Jenna Ellis, Cat Turd, and a few others. Like I used to do on my first 4 accounts. Maybe I should say goodbye now. 😳😔

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@MarinaSilver6 December was the end of the 10th year of the 7 - 10 year shelf life given to me by my neurologist. 😁

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@McBrideLawNYC

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I'm terminally ill and was supposed to be dead last May. I wasn't. But I can feel myself dying faster now. It occurs to me as I wash back some of the 22 prescription medications that I take that I wish that I would just die already. I no longer enjoy sucking at dying.

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Well, I had some unwanted drama today. A mutual follow and I unfollowed each other. We just didn't "get" each other. From our first conversation. Of course the person took to Twitter to announce what a tool I am. It actually didn't surprise me.

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Score. 🙄

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2 years

The Clown won in the Waffle House of Representatives.

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4 years

What is it with repuglicans and bad spray tans??

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@InternetH0F @NotHoodlum 🤣

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@EllenKolb There was a sign in our complex and it burned up. It was replaced and the new one burned up too! Apparently someone took a blue Bic lighter and lit them in the middle. No one was caught.

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@tribelaw @bblock29

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I had butterfly shrimp for dinner. I like Shrimp. I've eaten thousands. I was asked to leave 2 different ALL YOU CAN EAT peel and eat shrimp restaurants. 1 in Key West and 1 in Key Largo. I ate 180 shrimp at the lobster restaurant. Could have eaten more. I like Shrimp. 😁

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If you want to save money this Christmas now is the perfect time to tell the kiddies that Santa didn't make it through the pandemic. 😁

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@flexghost1 @ImSpeaking13

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@NotDevinsMom Heh... He tried to ban himself? 🤣

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Okay, I saw this on another thread but TWITTER twitterized me and I lost it. 🤬 Let's show old family photos! 😁 Me and my mother with the family.

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@Bajagirl2 No. You are human. I understand loneliness. He was a fool. It's going to continue to suck for awhile, but I promise that it'll get better. Hard to believe. But it always does. 💙

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My wife is looking for a puppy but she doesn't want a male puppy because she "Doesn't like the way they pee". 😳😁🤣

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Well, I cheated and got on past midnight because you never know. But it's my birthday. 63 😳 Not the same when there's no shiny new bike. 🙄 Happy Birthday me.

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@kayleighmcenany Laughing at you.

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💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 If no one has told you that you are loved today, then I probably do, unless you are an Asshole or something. 😁

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@FoxNews @GOPChairwoman Floriduh under reports.

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I can always tell when depression is coming because I start to think in song lyrics. 😳

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@EthanSchmidtFan Ooh! An ignorant scumbag.

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I guess the Grocery store hates Spellcheck too? 🤣

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Today I ate a bacon egg and cheese McGriddle. As I tossed Back the last of it and drank some OJ my mouth started burning. Couple of minutes later my bottom lip was swollen. So I ate too many benadryl and it's finally getting back to normal. 😳

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@GOP The President of Ukraine has more character and courage in his pinky than the entire GOP combined. Dude is a badass.

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@laurenboebert Like you are a well regulated militia Boobert. Maybe Quinn Gallagher, your Dem boyfriend, can fix your broken azz. #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb

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This sounds like bull 💩 but it's true. My wife used to have a gynecologist named R. Douglas Stiff. Richard Douglas Stiff. Dick Stiff. He didn't like the jokes. 🤣

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@TimNoEgo Touched by his Noodley Goodness. All praise to the FSM. Ramen

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I stayed up until midnight to make sure that I was alive on my birthday. 🤣

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Woke up not scared or wallowing in self pity. I was trying to stay alive to vote tRUMP out. I realized that I must stay alive to vote blue in 2022 for every position. Even dogcatcher. There are still repuglicans to ridicule and humiliate. Today is a good day. 😁

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@dstiddypop43 Ooops. I failed to Read it too. I keep my Facebook account to stay in touch with some Luddite friends and family. But I'm currently in Facebook jail for posting hate speech against stupid people for posting this...

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@MonaPeaceGarden @Smilan317 5' 9" last time anyone measured me. 😳

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Okay, this was fun. I got up and in about 40 minutes I was walking to the couch to sit down and I got woozy, tunnel visioned out and woke up with paramedics looking at me. Luckily I was able to lie about what happened and since I am an adult, didn't have to let them take me. 😳

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This falls squarely on @CNN . Everyone here saw exactly what was going to happen. They put a sexual abuse victim in harm’s way for views. This was a choice to platform lies about the election & Jan 6th w/ no plan but to have their moderator interrupted without consequence.

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@juliegrizzy I know how to keep and breed Old World Chameleons.

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@Jason_Aldean Wow! You are a skinny little mother intercourser. You got beat up a LOT as a kid huh? You look like you wouldn't have survived my small town little female hound!

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@1000thCassandra @immrbill3 @DanRather Status Quo is

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I'm going to the beach.

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Genevieve went to the Tampa Humane Society 4 hours before they opened and adopted this St. Bernard Retriever mix female. 😳😁 She got her puppy. Mah puppy.

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I quit drinking when my son was born in 1987. I didn't want to be the next episode of Cops. Since that time, no one has tried to arrest me, beat me up, kill me, or divorce me. It works for me. 😳😳😁🤣

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@carissashumaker @amusingassclown Maybe FedEx me needs to arm All of their employees. The answer is always more untrained Idiots with guns. 🤬

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@JohnBasham @JoeBiden @HouseGOP @ezralevant @GOP @MattRinaldiTX @realstewpeters @DocWashburn @RepMTG @RepMattGaetz

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@StopTheCriminal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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As summer arives do we put on shorts or just cut the legs off of our pajamas? 🤔

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Just gonna park this here.🤬

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@RantusMaximus @davenewworld_2 No. Being a Bills fan is stooopud. They suck. Like you.

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My insane hypochondriacs have now focused their attention on my puppy Waverly. She is either eating, sleeping, pooping, peeing, playing, chewing, walking, fetching, whatever too much/little ALL THE TIME. There is not one minute where she is just a puppy.

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@HeatherBlatta @EllenKolb They don't. 😁

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4 years

So, who's going to go and let us know what the assholes are doing on Parlor?

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@Andr3wW1l3s @DavMicRot @nytimes Or ignore it.

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Okay, I'm going to try this again. I've never met a redhead. Period. Not in School, not in college, not on vacation, not working, nothing. No redheads. How could that be possible? 😳

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I'm 37 years sober today.

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