mabes @mabes_the_babe Twitter profile

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mabes

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The unemployed friend at 2 pm on a Wednesday meme is true btw. I’m dressed up like this rn to go get day drunk on Applebee’s Dollaritas

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mabes

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3 years

this is the perfect friendship dynamic (they both have adhd)

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7 months

in 2024 i’m gonna -UP my screen time 📈📱 -read LESS 🙅📕 -drink MORE 🍺🍷🍹 -cut OUT fruits and veggies 🚫🍎🥦 -GHOST the people who love me 👻🥰 -KILL my therapist 🔪👩‍⚕️

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Quote with anything from your notes

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2 years

i am begging y’all to credit @slimyswampghost just once

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3 years

@jaboukie working at a doggy day care is a NIGHTMARE because every day there’s a new dog that’s never been trained or socialized and we (not trainers) are simply expected to Accommodate Them

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7 months

in december someone’s gonna quote tweet this and say “i can’t believe bass pro shop skinny dipper was this year” and itll get 250k likes

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this is how your email finds me

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11 months

i’m sad ayo has a boyfriend but i’d be lying if i said they aren’t cute 😭

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1 year

omfg is this the FBI tweet guy??

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1 year

stream BBC by @jaboukie

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1 year

there are sooo many but i think about the raincoat constantly

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1 year

quote this tweet with that poem! THAT POEM!

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3 years

@s4m31p4n in nyc <3

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1 year

@billtenchbarbie her book is so crazy, very religious towards the end but otherwise i highly recommend it

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2 years

i will literally never ever get over how horrible the ending of how i met your mother is i’m sorry

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1 year

@danky_gonk put a wizard hat on the first one and you’re golden

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3 years

@poko_hahaha alright, well,

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8 months

the full version (worse)

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3 years

@poko_hahaha WAIT THIS ONES BETTER SKFJSHDH

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2 years

omg imagine hiding a body and you get a BeReal notification

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3 years

@jaboukie oh god what’s coming

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2 years

@jaboukie yes king go feral in your final moments

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11 months

PEOPLE TAKING ME SERIOUSLY IN THE QUOTES LMAOOOOO 😭

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3 years

@jaboukie this is a joke by the way<3 ND people are all biologically predetermined to cheat <3

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4 years

@CamrynDaytona @runolgarun i- the weird ass fucking EGOS of these people??????

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

9 years

not all heroes wear capes http://t.co/tcQBiaifTW

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@mabes_the_babe

7 years

@A_Dishhh Can u believe how fragile masculinity is

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@mabes_the_babe

2 years

Actor, writer, comedian, and now SONGWRITER? What CAN’T Jaboukie Young-White do? My large and diverse group of 18-35 year old friends cannot WAIT to listen to his new song, BBC, out tonight at 12am midnight EST!

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mabes

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3 years

@3ikuobaj jaboukie can me and the other cult members who are spending christmas alone (a lot of us for the first time) get a merry christmas

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mabes

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5 years

@drewisgooden Where’s the father son and Holy Ghost emoji

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7 years

Bae: just don't bring up politics, okay? My parents are pretty Republican Me: yeah of course, I'm so excited to meet them!! Parents: hi Me:

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

3 years

@TheHolyVertebae @royfuckingkent @_SpaghettiCode @JustinKWelch @abbygov @jaboukie

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4 years

pouring one out today for MLK and also @jaboukie ’s checkmark

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2 years

@Blow_The_Trap THE JABOUKIE RETWEET IKDR !!!!!!!!!

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@mabes_the_babe

7 months

hit tweet omg! check this out!

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@mabes_the_babe

7 years

This is hands down the best video I've taken of our kitten so far

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mabes

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6 years

Can you believe that Stephen Hawking, unproblematic disabled genius and one of the most influential physicists in history, died at age 76, while Tomi Lahren, crusty sea urchin, still roams the earth

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mabes

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4 years

@trevor_vallance @kharypayton shut up lego worlds

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2 years

@jaboukie this is fucked up… idk if i can support you anymore jaboukie. i’m sorry but this might be too far

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@mabes_the_babe

2 years

@3ikuobaj if you tweeted a dick pic on alt i like to think we’d be like the people in the subway in spider man 2 and keep your secret as an act of solidarity

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

3 years

@jaboukie not u doing this shit on main now…..

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4 years

@3ikuobaj i don’t even look up the things you say anymore

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@mabes_the_babe

11 months

whoa??? @jaboukie

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

9 years

I wrote @knoxschoolsupt a parody of "1, 2, 3, 4" by Plain White T's to thank him. Hope you enjoy, Jim!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 (Thank you JMac), Parody of 1, 2, 3, 4 by Plain...

This song is dedicated to JMAC

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

2 years

@jaboukie WAIT I JUST SAW THE ORIGINAL LMFAO

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

8 months

went to a wedding

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mabes

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7 months

@lilMisChrysalis oh this made me giggle

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mabes

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4 years

@eeikuobaj finally, my annoying replying pays off

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

2 years

do NOT meet your large and diverse group of 18-35 year old internet friends at the world’s largest hard rock café it is a SCAM ‼️

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

1 year

obsessed w my coworker who came in 27 minutes late, high out of his mind, with a gigantic pepperoni pizza for us

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2 years

@eikuob4j do they take us to the equivalent of dog parks like can i see friends sometimes

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11 months

I CAN DELETE THE SOUNDCLOUD APP

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3 years

@3ikuobaj blink twice if you need help

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@mabes_the_babe

3 years

@eeeeikuob4j this has major 2009 sh*ne d*wson energy

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

3 years

@ADHD_Alien my ADHD coach told me to set an alarm for an hour earlier than i need to wake up, take my meds, & then fall back asleep, and now i wake up every day a LOT more awake than i normally would, with my meds already in my system. it’s one of the best pieces of advice i’ve ever gotten!

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

3 years

okay this is actually insane so i’m gonna plug that I’M a graphic designer doing freelance and if you need a poster or logo or anything along these lines DM me for my prices 😎

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

2 years

had my last acting performance as a college student last weekend, decided to go out in style

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2 years

@personofaginess the gender envy…

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mabes

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4 years

@eeikuobaj people say that aave is just stan language.... no. THIS is stan language

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

3 years

cant believe i just saw this on my tl??? what the fuck???

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mabes

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4 years

@dril i fully believe this one is a bot tweet

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3 years

@eeeeikuob4j eeikuobarbz

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11 months

@queuecue_q IN HETEROSEXUAL PRAYER AJFJSJFJS

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7 months

this is killing meeesdkfjsj 😭

✨🩵🎀Harlow🎀🩵✨

@_HarlowPuppy_

7 months

You heard it here first friends! I need help and lots of it

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

2 years

NINE YEARS of character development thrown out just to fit old b roll of the stupid kids into the narrative like. the entire last SEASON wasted!!! the whole SHOW WASTED!!!!

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

3 years

damn that’s crazy anyways follow my bf on instagram he takes good pics (watermarks courtesy of me lol)

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mabes

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3 years

ur kidding me

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7 years

What in refusing school cancellation

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mabes

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6 months

he thinks my name and hoodie are cool. and my pants. “everything about you is cool” he said. and he remembered me. it’s whatever

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

10 years

@foster_dawg that's so weird, I'm actually wearing mine today! Took this in a comic book store. Got some weird looks. http://t.co/VMQ0DTWIpQ

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

2 years

hiiiii i’m older sexier and wiser today <3 completely unrelated my v*nmo is mabrykb in case you’d like to treat the birthday boy

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mabes

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4 years

@eeikuobaj not you trying to weed them out

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mabes

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7 years

@Iamjoemart @Delta don't like it don't fly it fam, no need to complain on Twitter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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mabes

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3 years

@eeeeikuob4j was this before or after sex

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

3 years

vaccine jungle juice

The New York Times

@nytimes

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Breaking News: The FDA is moving to allow people to get a different Covid vaccine as a booster than the one they initially received.

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

10 months

twitter glitched and placed the tweet button on top of the “add muted words button” so i just…. tweeted out all the words i wanted to mute??? i hate this app omfg 😭

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

9 months

Oomf and I dressed up as roommates for Halloween! 🤭🔑🎃

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

3 years

@jaboukie this is honestly so fucked up and wildly misrepresents neurodivergent behavior and motivations….. :\

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@mabes_the_babe

4 years

@redditships when you don’t want your gf to be in “a better situation” and have better mental health bc then she might want kids 🤢🤢

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

5 years

@kurtisconner absolutely no credit smh 😪😪😪

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@mabes_the_babe

5 years

I woke up 15 minutes ago and now I’m crying over wily the cat’s birthday party

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9 months

grief is so stupid like why’d i cry all night and then do this the moment i stopped skfjsjdjs

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I Want To Protect Her

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@mabes_the_babe

2 years

sharing my grad photos the same way i did my assignments: three weeks late

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

2 years

You know Hitler? The guy who hit on 17 year olds while he was in his 30’s and also did some other stuff that i’m forgetting right now?

En förvirrad björn i en ofrivärld🍠🏴

@aPebbleInTheSky

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30s & even 40s. It shows a particular type of masculinity expressing itself. Everyone has met a Hitler. That weird dude who is 35 yet hits on 17 year olds.

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4 years

@3ikuobaj hey bestie!!! can u be quiet please? ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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@mabes_the_babe

4 years

@3ikuobaj simply “just lied” coming out

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

5 years

ours was lucas the sex ed guy telling girls not to wear short skirts or guys would ‘get ideas’. he sold shirts that read “keep your pants on” and constantly preached about abstinence until marriage. it was a public school, and he thought middle and high schoolers. fun!

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What do you remember most from your first sex ed class? I remember Mrs. DeBlasio, the school secretary, telling us to never believe a guy who said he couldn’t wear condoms because they were too small and then she stretched one over her head like a ski mask as proof.

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1 year

@3ikuobaj you’re the greatest ally we have

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

5 months

ran out of poses so i tried out “GTA V NPC”

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

2 years

@eikuobbc i’ve never wanted anything to be a jl more in my life

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

3 years

this is on the main street of the city i’m staying in and i do a double take every time @eikuobaj

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mabes

@mabes_the_babe

10 months

do you know how much time and pure physical effort it takes to stab someone twenty six times. and to do that to a child without losing steam or rethinking things during that time. i just can’t even imagine it.