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@Galaxii18 @Eldiamantenegro Está bueno tu inglés.

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@KS10Football @BayernLM10 This comment tells you all you need to know about this guy. He's furious with Messi's success.

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Los clasistas se emputa porque la "India" cobra lo que debe? #YalitzaAparicio FUE NOMINADA POR LA ACADEMIA! Si los actores que salen en Pasión de fuego, Hacienda del Amor, el Tren del destino o como se llamen esas mamadas de novelas cobran... Ella que cobre lo que se le hinche.

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@sosmiperra @OutOfContextMex

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Mina Kimes is that underwhelming student that somehow got the job instead of the A+ student. And her biggest fan is the worst QB of all time.

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"Justin Herbert is not that good" becoming a thing the year he plays with jello pudding ribs is gonna be my joker origin story

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@DaNotoriousVIC_ @CultureCrave @GQMagazine Are you 5 years old?

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@Charalanahzard @MishBosslady__ My gay cousin (she) just watched you for the first time and said: "If only she was gay" and I'm like.... 👀

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@MarsN9ne @BlackMajikMan90 @IGN

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@WhatTheFFacts Cause it's the only meat they get!

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Ryan Leaf-esque. This guy will be done in 2 years.

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Want to see Baker Mayfield freaking out? 👇

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@30SecFights If she did that to me, my mom would be in jail...

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@CommentSupplier @OutOfContextMex La cotorrisa. Sin duda.

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@BenjiSales @GenePark RDR 2 is boring... RDR is one of the best 5 games I've ever played and I remember being bored at RDR2. I think rockstar's gameplay is outdated. I've yet to play GoT.

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@MVPWigginsSZN @SportsCenter This is the truth. Lawrence might be the only one to compete with Mahomes in the future.

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@eserosales @LuisitoComunica No mame wey, la carne asada es norteña (todo el norte) no sólo Monterrey y Chihuahua y Sonora tiene carne su MUCHA más calidad.

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@luism8989 Madridistas are everywhere but know that a lot of Mexicans cherished Messi's victory. Me included.

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@city_rabin I wanted to respond to that tweet with a great analogy but you perfected it.

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@goal Pedri is the best under 20 player in the world this season.

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@billsmafia2389 @CJR16255 @jasrifootball @STLBluesFan98 @SalSports In 5 years as a starter, Allen has had 3 Top 5 Ds... That's 3 rings for Mahomes. Please stop b*tch'n about how hard Allen has it.

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@LevelUPcom The Witcher 3

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@AliciaKeReviews @buddhistwisdom7 @KevinMcCarthyTV You're getting humiliated here. TLM made less because its garbage. Plain and simple.

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@supercarteles Gasté más en una semana en Tulum qué en 17 días en Qatar. Fácilmente el destino más sobrevalorado y con peor servicio de México.

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@BrettKollmann Falcons lost to Rodgers and Pats lost to... MARK SÁNCHEZ

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@urboimeo2 @andrudabeast @NFLonCBS Not probably.

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La diferencia entre Martinoli y todo el line up de Televisa es lala misma qué hay entre Messi y Sebastián Córdova.

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Las caras de Peláez y Oswaldo, que joya.

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@mrs_ack @HiTotally @billyGo31357004 @Samyeuru1 @NightCityNomad @CyberpunkGame Beautiful interaction.

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@jtworsley @PFF ???? Adams is clearly better than both of them.

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@jordan200019 @NFLonFOX @49ers @Seahawks @Patriots @packers 7-2

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@kaiiloo14 @MusialaEra He is serious. We haven't seen this level of play since 15/16 with LE and MSN.

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@filmfcb De acuerdo en todo salvo lo de DC vs Marvel. DC es bastante superior.

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@Llourinho La peor es la de Robinho, que lo ponen con una del Barca en el hombro. 😂

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@DragonflyJonez The Drake curse has already been broken, man...

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@luis_21_06 @EsDeMamador Todos somos este wey.

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Cambio por De Ligt y todo bien.

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#FCB 🔵🔴 💥En el Barça ven a la Juventus como una posible salida para Griezmann 👀¿Te gustaría que se fuera el francés? 🔁Sí ❤️No

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@SNFonNBC It's the Chiefs we all know it but if 49ers find the long term answer in Purdy or Lance, it's going to be a great rivalry.

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@fiImgal He's Michael Bay's dream moviegoer

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@Llourinho El Inmortal y Cristianismo son mis ganas de vivir.

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That's obvious. Messi had one of the greatest international tournaments of all time.

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This is the Most Mexican photo Ever. Please sh*t the f*ck up.

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@ibradj @sport Y tu pensaste que se escribía de esa forma.

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@dangerturdbrglr @metacritic Well considering the 10 year gap I would be very worried if that was the case.

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@jasonffl Genuine question: How long will it take for the "Rings=GOAT" people to realize we're witnessing the best NFL player ever?

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@itsafugahzi @SelecaoTalk He's always angry and acts like he's perfect.

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@jordan200019 @NFLonFOX @49ers @Seahawks @Patriots @packers I... Really... don't know what to say next.

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Portugal's most important channel is now saying that Messi has been informed that he has won the BDO.

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Sheva > Benzema. The Midfield trio is ABSURD! And we can argue Kaká is the best player in the team after Cristiano. Kaká 2007 is absolutely superior to every other player (under Ancelotti) in this eleven aside from Cristiano.

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Carlo Ancelotti's best XI? Your thoughts? 👀

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@slythwalker_28 Babylon is IMO the best movie of last year and Chazelle's best movie. The sequence where they're filming with audio for the first time is an absolute all timer.

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@GGSportsYT @Alfremartinezz Como? Máximo serían como 300 invalidadas

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@EsDePagafantas Lo más chistoso es que las culeras van y los hacen famosos 😂

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I love you but they lied and stole money from 4 million people.

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It almost feels like people are enjoying piling onto this whole Cyberpunk thing. I feel for all the devs who worked their ass off for almost 9 years. I appreciate your work.❤️

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@jordan200019 @NFLonFOX @49ers @Seahawks @Patriots @packers But they're 7-2 at the moment. What's your stupid point?

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@JorgePerpuli @cochimonch @werevertumorro Échele K paz

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@MaxBrammier @BarryOnHere Lebron's 2016 finals. Not hard at all.

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@2010MisterChip Joven, las eliminatorias Europeas son un pastelito. España calificará sin problemas.

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@CinemaTweets1 Interstellar> Dunkirk > TDKR> Tenet. I do need to watch Tenet again but I think its his "worst" film.

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@Jorge10Gzz @Miguel_SosaT HIMYM es mejor por muchas razones, las más importantes: 1 running gags son infinitamente mejores 2 Barney es el mejor personaje entre las 2 series 3 El balance de protagonista y secundarios es mejor, al casar a chandler y Monica se pierde un gran personaje.

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@OlerImagenes Ese pedo huele a las tiendas de arte egipcio.

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@KSizzle863 @DAZNBoxing HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Worst take of all time.

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@bturner23 Honestly, this was a good trade for the Chiefs. Hill goes to a place he can't harm the Chiefs and they now have 2 1sts and 2 2nds.

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@crazy7_____ @DanikRM_ Cuántos años tienes?

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@goal Ok, here I go: Griezmann (amazing but he's basically a worse Messi) Cou Umtiti Lenglet Nazario Trincao (not personal) Sergi Roberto Buy (assuming Haaland is impossible): Bryan Gil Depay Gayá García (he's a done deal) Aaand I would try everything to bring Kounde!

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@B_smith0445 @BarryOnHere I guess you don't know who he is

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@PranavSriraman This an enormous L my friend. I'm gonna be watching Wemby with the Spurs jersey and then go to NFL Network to watch a random NFL game from the 50s.

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@OutOfContextMex Lo mejor de todo esque ese wey debe ser el cabrón más feo del mundo!

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@adelarosa Ahora se va a ofender por decir eso?

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@Tedlasso77 @loal_worldwide Messi has been informed that he won.

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@Pulga_929 @Eldiamantenegro Sí, disfrutandola con un café poco conocido como Starbucks.

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@SNFonNBC For comparisons sake let's do this: Peyton > times infinite Smith>> James Harrison= Irvin Wayne >>>> Pearson Witten >>> Clark

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@MatthewOwlett @NFLonCBS Cool. A SB MVP a SB ring, other SB trip and 2-0 in the playoffs vs the Bills vs nothing of it.

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@MXESTADIOS Los Xolos es lo más obvio.

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@geoffkeene I'm on the fence here. I really want to buy this game. Is it that good?

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@iliana_2010 @Eldiamantenegro Por periquero

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@elchiringuitotv @Michuoviedo No lo van a volver a invitar 😂

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@corybarlog Cory I hace a question. Do you have a say in your game's discounts? GOD has sold over ten million but at what number you say it's OK to charge 20,30 less?

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@CourageFCB United was the third one in the 00s. Ferguson's retirement sank them!

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@joshtenet Well, Tenet made 365m when nobody went to theaters. I don't know if we can count it as a "flop". Regardless, Oppenheimer will make 500m+ and it can reach 700m with rave reviews.

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@SNFonNBC Larry Fitzgerald and Julio Jones.

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@BrettKollmann Huh? That's totally on Kelce.

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@TheirWarHere Davy Jones and Avatar might be CGI peak! Avatar 2 is already looking like the new peak!

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@RafaelH117 More like Bojan's 07/08. Messi was already a star by that season.

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@AbrracionCulina Pues el de aberraciones culinarias debe ser chilango... Porque esa madre sabe increíble!

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@rickydelhoyo Antuna está en la contienda como deportista más naco de la historia.

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@pabloorivas_ @peesege De entrada, los primeros dos son Españoles, luego Busi y Alonso son segurísimos Top 10, Fabregas, Silva y Rodri entran segurísimo al Top 30 y alguno como Cazorla, Marcos Senna, Mata y demás podrían colarse al Top 50. Una auténtica barbaridad la generación española.

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@OscarRunnerUp Yeoh is the odd one here. Stone is the all timer and the other 2 are good.

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@TercerIncomodo El mejor payaso del mundo

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@TomFornelli @thegridironrep1 @PriscoCBS I think you should sit this one out.

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@itsafugahzi @ASTosti @SelecaoTalk What bothers me the most is that he has good knowledge but he treats Brazilians like gods, unbeknownst to him... They're becoming the new Hungary.

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@NLouiz @LaLiga @FCBarcelona_es Te debería dar vergüenza tu ortografía.

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@MXESTADIOS Es una vergüenza que no haya render oficial.

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@FTalentScout @AndiOnrubia Dude... You're challenging Onrubia? In Ligue 1 matches?

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@Cinepolis @SaladeArtecine Vengo por los Comentarios a la preventa...

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Arnau Tenas es el portero titular del Barca en 2 años... Y por eso, hay que vender a Ter Stegen por 80 millones.

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Jordi Roche is not going to be a candidate. @RafaelH117 They now (Nuñistas) that they're in a bad spot right now. It is imperative that LaPorta/Font succeed as President because they'll be back in 6 years.

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@sad49er @DragonflyJonez Messi and Argentina, Tyson Fury, The 19 Raptors. It's not strong nowadays

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@tutefunado La lesión es en el 2014, Cristiano ya tenía 5 años jugando a otra cosa.

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@deathritual Todos los Mexicanos sabemos dónde estábamos cuando pasó esto.

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@splungekik @chandlerVol3 @rebelmooned The one with the first God? THAT THING WAS ABYSMAL

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