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viva La Tottenham ⚪️⚪️

Hackney, London
Joined May 2013
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29 days
Days I broke the internet A thread 🧵
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4 months
Coming like he got sent off and he’s watching in the dressing room 🤣
@jhanlonracing
Shark Hanlon Racing
4 months
Take a look at this 🤣 Hewick watches the Gold Cup from his stable #TeamHewick
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10 months
Wtf is more black options? The rasclart inn?
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I actually do like UK pub culture. I just wish there were more black options. I like the idea of having. A “local” 😭
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1 year
Fucking hell it’s Tottenham away not the beaches of Normandy
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1 year
@AFCFixtureNews Was a regular attendee of the NLD at spurs, in 2003 got caught up in an incident where I feared for my life. Never went again, gave my tickets up for 2004 where we won the league. It wasn’t worth risking my life or livelihood for a game that predominantly was/is now televised.
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9 months
Everything about them. The way they talk, the way they walk, the way they’re all club shop fc, the way they smile, the way their meady girlfriends look. Thank the fucking lord I am not one of them.
@livzledgee
Livz 👼🏽
9 months
Oh my god just hearing that UCL Music again is hitting like crack i can feel it in my veins 🔴⚪️😍😍
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11 months
Mancini didn’t even celebrate this hard when Aguero scored the winner for the league. Weird weird human
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
11 months
📸 - Arteta after Arsenal's equalizer!
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1 year
The real spurs fans are laughing 🤣 we all knew this was happening
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10 months
Everyone being racist needs to pack it in & anyone offended… I am of colour. Welcome to the Rasclart inn.
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3 months
Can we get the trumpet guy to learn blue moon?
@paddypower
Paddy Power
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Spurs players when Man City seal the title at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium
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@m_thfc__
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2 years
To the Chelsea boy who’s glasses I took. Cheeers 😘 £125
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2 years
Bournemouth to Marseille. Love this club 🇮🇱
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9 months
Biting holes in my primary school jumper so I can put my thumb through it… if you know you know.
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1 year
You can sack who you want and you can hire who you want. Nothing will change as long as we have Daniel levy as an owner.
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1 year
@Block25AFC Nah you man are hard 👏
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2 years
Can do it at the darts but not the high road 😭
@afcPat415
Pat JL
2 years
Love the darts!!!!! #DartsWorldChampionship
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1 year
Avoid this nutta
@Clockend_Chris
Steves😎
1 year
On route into these cunts ! 👊🏻
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@m_thfc__
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2 years
Doesn’t get much better than a last minute winner 🇮🇱💀
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1 year
@endclothing checking their warehouse orders tomorrow #endclothing
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2 years
Saturday sorted 🇮🇱
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4 years
@LickshotLippy Oh you meant films
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1 year
Nah I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@WeAreTheCannon
Brad Afc
1 year
We’ve seen a lot of things at Spurs but this is quite something
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2 years
“ I had the old bill and stewards all on strings”
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@RickyAFC_
Ricky
2 years
I was causing havoc in the away end yesterday. I had the old bill and stewards all on strings. My phone is fucked, on the work phone if anyone needs me. Bye.
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10 months
@thfclp__ Welcome to the Rasclart inn 🤣
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2 years
North London is white. @N17Capri is the 🐐
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2 years
Still gotta go to work and school but cancel football and other events 👍🏽 what a depressing country we are. We should celebrate her memory if anything.
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1 year
Unreal trip. Shame about the result 🇮🇹
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11 months
Faces literally in 4K on sky sports 💀
@Block25AA
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Nottingham Forest (H) 12/08/23
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4 years
@LickshotLippy Man said spike my drink 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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2 years
Yes you fucking can
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2 years
“She said no and then that’s when I said fuck it, Mendy’s on the wing too”
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2 years
Manchester bound with no ticket. Yids
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@m_thfc__
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1 year
No wonder why Kane scored that free kick…
@ikea_thfc
C✨
1 year
Perfect day, despite the football ⚽️ 🐝 Tottenham Hotspur, you make it hard, but I still love you 🤍💙 #TOTBRE #coys #Spurs
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@m_thfc__
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9 months
The Rasclart inn open for business.
@yawningemoji
BIG BAD CHUCK! 🐉
10 months
HELLO?!!!!!! what is happening here?!!!!!!!!!!!
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6 years
@LeeGunner82 Stay in your lane cunttttt 🤣🤣🤣
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2 months
The most jobless link up of the year.
@obbsie
Chris Hobbs
2 months
Cannabis smoke rises from the thousands assembled in Hyde Park.
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2 years
Keep this guy well away from the renaming ideas.
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3 years
Ndombele’s passing is nuts
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4 years
Look how much clout this guy got off me 🤣 ridiculous
@jrtrizzy10
Recky La Flare
4 years
“These edibles ain’t shit”. 30 mins later:
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4 years
@Dan_KP Still played better than half the squad lol
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5 years
@m10centro Llorente has more assists than Ozil 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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1 year
Don’t worry I’m sure the ashburton army will be walking up Seven Sisters 💪🏽
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4 months
Me when The Great Khali was squeezing Rey Mysterios head.
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4 years
Fried what?
@aleoxo_
mello yello
4 years
you ain’t from the south if you’ve never had fried dandelions
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@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
10 months
Arteta: “I said to Havertz: things are hard at the beginning. When I met my wife, at the beginning it was hard to conquer her. It was hard, I had to try and message her, and go, and go”. 🔴⚪️ #AFC “And at the end when she says ‘yes, we can be together…’ it’s beautiful”.
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2 years
Report this page for this absolute tomfoolery of a tweet.
@MandemTalking
#MandemTalking⚽️
2 years
Dembelé vs Kovacic
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@m_thfc__
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1 year
Bring back the proper Tottenham days when we were finishing 11th and had proper bods on the high road and in the ground. Tottenham are back ! 🤝✨
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4 years
@LickshotLippy got everything bro
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2 years
@thfclp__ Modern warfare 2 or black ops 2 bro I don’t wanna hear it
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1 year
Me on a date with Meg cos I don’t wanna give her the ick…
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1 year
@thfclp__ Bro grow up man
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3 years
Man spun his topee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Hasanpatel
Hasan Patel
3 years
@GNev2 this is the England Gareth Southgate has led. Your words tonight was on point
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3 months
Saka you’ve been caught in 4K mate. Go cry some more 🤣🤣
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5 years
Apparently he’s the next Thierry Henry. Anyone heard of this kid?
@afcb_academy
AFC Bournemouth Academy
5 years
A great performance from the under-21s - a 3-3 draw with @ntfc 's first team 👊 Jake Cope's finish and a 🔥 brace from @JaidonnA11 get us off to a good start in pre-season 👏
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10 months
Door kicked off for fighting at football. Politely ask to come in for murdering babies 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BBCBreaking
BBC Breaking News
11 months
The moment police arrest nurse Lucy Letby at her home for murdering babies in her care
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11 months
Can’t lie we need more aggressive banners and tifos like how they do it in Europe. Wth is welcome to n17 🤦‍♂️
@thfcflags
THFCFlags
11 months
💙16,000 pieces of card 🏳️ 1,500 flags 👤 1,000 donors 🔥 50 volunteers over two days Our first Tifo for 23/24 to show our support for Ange and the players ⚽️ Help us with future displays by being a monthly donor:
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3 years
1000 likes and I’ll wear these everyday for a month
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2 years
I’ve joined the ashburton army.
@sportbible
SPORTbible
2 years
You've been kidnapped. Your kidnappers allow you keep posting on social media to pretend everything is alright. What football opinion would you post that would alarm your followers, without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?
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2 years
Saka Reading Kane’s Instagram comments
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1 year
Didn’t have the bottle to come up the high road so got into a police escort 20 minutes into the game and spray painted the high road 10pm the night before. Our so called “rivals”Embarrassing…
@Block25AFC
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When will them lot learn that their ends belongs to us! North London Is Red🔴🔴
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2 years
Frankfurt away booked… looking fucking long 🤦🏽‍♂️🇩🇪
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2 years
I thought frankfurt was bad… Marseille is at the top of the list of biggest shitholes 🤮
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1 year
I’d RKO my mum 17 times to see this guy succeed at spurs.
@A_Shakur9
Shakur
1 year
Ndombele - Bissouma - Maddison whilst Bentancur is injured 🤔
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9 months
Alexa, play Lil Durk - AHHH HA
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2 years
Ruth moving mad
@DamnZolanski
Chantell.
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howling that Miller and Carter in Lakeside has sunk 😭🤣
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2 years
No place for this type of hooliganism in todays game. OB need to investigate.
@afc_bambino
𝕭𝖆𝖒𝖇𝖎𝖓𝖔🇮🇹
2 years
Unbelievable today, lost my phone celebrating got it back after the game had beef with Leicester fans only just got home, COME ON ARSENAL 🔴⚪️
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10 months
The game is fucking gone !! Wtf is this ?
@westhamfootball
West Ham Football
10 months
“We know what we are we know what we are Champions of Europe We know what we are!” sung by West Ham and Man City fans yesterday at the London Stadium.
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@JohnapIdris1 Get behind the players ? Gimme your dealers number cos I’ll have somadatt 😮‍💨
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9 months
once again, games gone😕
@PapaPincus
MATT 🅿️
9 months
ON DERBY WEEK 😳
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3 years
@MilageUK “Europa conference 🤣 17 games of that trash I’ll rather not”
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6 years
@slimzorsl YIDDO 🔵⚪️
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9 months
These midgets are so unfunny and annoying
@Rb_1872
Ross🇬🇧
9 months
The fucking boy hahahahha
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3 years
No one…. Big G -
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1 year
Going all the way to Liverpool to see Van Djik get put on his ass by Perisic was worth every penny. I couldn’t care if we lost 9-0.
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2 years
Donnys moving like one of them teachers who do them presentations for kids who get excluded
@STEFANCOYS
Stefan
2 years
In all seriousness what could actually be going on here? I refuse to believe he’s giving a team talk with that in the background….
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2 years
Fuck me frankfurt is a call of duty map if I’ve ever seen one 🤣
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1 year
Pedro porro. He’s shagging your wife @joaofelix70
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4 months
Deep the way he was about to pick Kane nah I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@NOT_MOTD
Not Match of the Day
4 months
Trent got them all right...
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4 years
That woman in stokey. If you know you know. She used to be a spice apparently
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1 year
Good to see clubs adhering to fire drills health and safety 👍🏽
@CkalThf
THFCkal
1 year
Scenes we love seeing 😍
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10 months
This guys clearly not messing about.
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@Block25AA
AA
10 months
Crystal Palace (A) 21/08/2023
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2 years
Typical Chelsea that. In their dna
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
2 years
Chelsea have settled a High Court case brought by four former youth team players over alleged historical racist abuse.
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@SuppressedSikh Reported him, can’t believe we’re still dealing with this in 2023 💔
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2 years
I acc hate him
@F1
Formula 1
2 years
MAX VERSTAPPEN TWO-TIME WORLD CHAMPION!!! #2TheMax #F1
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2 years
Roll on Frankfurt 🇩🇪
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1 year
Nah that A2 suicide is nuts….
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5 years
So @KojoFunds got whacked in front of the priest 🤣🤣🤣
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1 year
These train strikes are just childish now.
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7 months
Idk if ange is cooking or on crack??
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2 years
Petition to get Steve Mcmanaman off BT sport. I can’t stand him 🤬
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1 year
Imagine son face timing saka ahaha get fucked.
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4 years
I can’t hack it anymore
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8 months
Club shop fc
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10 months
Bro lives in kino der toten
@crazyclipsonly
Crazy Clips
10 months
Dude shows his super sketchy apartment
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1 year
Generation is finished 🤮
@benonwine
Benonwine
1 year
What Fine young man he is, any idea what language he is speaking?🤷‍♂️
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4 years
@Football__Tweet North London is red 🤣
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1 year
Lamela leaves Spurs and instantly wins a trophy….. were 100% cursed for all of eternity, someone carry madam Zeronis nephew up a mountain or something
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M
2 years
Always the victims, it’s never your fault 🤬
@JohnWatsonSport
John Watson
2 years
Small number of fans running through gates at Stade de France, security unable to stop them, lots of fans still to be allowed in #ChampionsLeague #liverpool #realmadrid
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