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Mimi nae mkiniongleesha vizuri naeza wafanyia 'sasa kamummy'😂😂

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Depression is real ,no one should convince you otherwise 🤐

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Leo nimekuwa busy kama your unloving partner 😂

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Kama Kuna kitu make up haiwezi ficha ni accent 😂😂🥶

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The fact that you live alone but still go to the shower with your towel on scares me😂👊

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Natoka kwa nyumba alafu kitu ya Kwanza naambiwa ni 'nimekumark' ...nikama Leo nitaiona hizo vitu za chusdei

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Campus unapata mtu ako na vitabu za kila unit na hiyo time yako ni toka first year bana😂😂

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Story ya kuwasha nots ni michezo ya taoni pande hii😂😂

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2 months

Hawa watu husema kichapo Cha mbwa nikama hwajawai ona panya imepatwa kwa bedsitter 😂💔

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2 months

Kuambiwa hukai after umesema huna pesa feels like a compliment but it's not😂😂

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Mimi nayo miwani na sauti nzuri hunimaliza bana😂

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Pesa tumetumia bibi yako ju wewe utakunywa nayo pombe<<<<

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Unanilipa 50bob na unataka nikunyoe kama Sancho💔😂😂😡

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Habari zenyu 😁,habari zenyu tena😂

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"You attract what you are" uongo bana sasa how am I 30yrs ???

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Team kubwa zinacheza UCL leo alafu Kuna Man U na Carabao😂

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2 months

Amenipeleka kwao nikapata mamamke ndio the woman of my dreams 😂

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Armband iende kwa Salah ama Haaland pale FPL??

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Kama unakunywa Keg lazima ujue kucheza pool 😂💀

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Monday corporate baddies humaliza maji kwa dispenser ya ofisi before saa nane 😂💀

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2 months

Mlisema kufake life mtu anafaa kuwa na pesa ngapi hivi, asking for a friend 😂

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2 months

Nilijoin Tinder na vpn location ikiwa huko Mumbai India sai tumematch lakini anataka tuongee kuhusu java , python ,php na swift on our first date😂😭😭😅💀

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2 months

I hope manjesta wanapiga zoezi ju ya Liverpool wikendi😂

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Pesa ulikuwa unaokota huko Primary CRE alafu unapeleka kwa chief😭😭💔

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Nataka niongeze "kwani hujui jokes" kwa risky text nimetuma 10 minutes ago 😂💔

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Nimeambiwa nichoose between kubaki na tattoo ama kubaki job💀😂😂

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Uko na Glovo lakini unashindaga kwa mama mboga<<<

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Firirinda nayo hukuwa goated bana 😂

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The two love is wicked ladies were really trying to tell us something 😂

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2 months

Niko hapa na manzi yako anaitisha Guinness na Tusker Lager🚩🚩😂😂

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Leo nimeona hoodie niliwachia manzi yangu tao😭😭😂

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Unakunywa pombe mingi na unajua Siri zetu<<<

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2 months

Nimepanga squad huko FPL lakini siwezi post ju ya plagiarism 😂😂💀

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Yule uncle alisema umtumie CV ndio mmepatana na yeye mjengo akajifunika na simiti😂

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Second year medicine nilikuwa nishaanza kutibu watu home bana uko class mamako anakutext aty "mama Kim anaumwa na kiuno, anunue dawa gani"😂😂💔

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Unashangaa watu wanafurahia Telegram on 26th na wewe umekuwa ukishinda huko na hujui nini inaendelea 😂😂💔

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Mmetulia hivi na Sandy anaandikiwa nyimbo kijana wa vijana barobaro😂😂

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Mnaonaje niongeze 'MD' hapo kwa Avi ama ni show off??😂😂

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2 months

Ulisema mwaka huu tutakuita bosi what happened bana??!!!😂😂

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Watu wa special diet highschool walikuwa wanatuona kama tunakula kiapo bana

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Hii mwaka nimeskia "tell us more about yourself"mingi kuliko miaka yangu na bado sijijui😂

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I know it was toxic but atleast we had fun. Tell your mum I said hi😂😂

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When butterflies are in love,do they get humans in the stomachs??!!!😂😂

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2 months

F1 is on a break and the EPL is back Kuna haja ya msichana kweli???!!😂😂

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Watu wa SDA wanaanza kuskia ngoma za Bahati Bukuku sai ndio atleast kesho wakue wamefikia 'waraka wa Amani'😂

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Hakuna kitu hubamba watu wako na partners job kama Monday 😂

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Mnifikishe 3k walaiii 😂

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Uncle yako analewa family gathering alafu anakuja kushout vile babako hudhani we si wake😂😂😂

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Dinner date ikipita thao mbili Mimi siwezi lipia pre wedding bana

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Ushago ata ukuwe introvert ya ukweli wanasemaga uko na maringo😂

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Huko football Twitter naona mambo inachemka 😂😂

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2 months

Nimepatana na Instagram baddie kwa ground ikabidii nimuulize pesa Iko wapi😂

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Mnunue masimu sasa si mmeona vile watu wamekuwa circumcised huko Palestine

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2 months

Ni wewe unaniona daily alafu unaambia watu narudia nguo😂

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19 days

Fan wa man U wanasema heri wagongewe dem Leo lakini si team

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Nakughost for 3 months then hit you with 'wya'💀😂

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Freshers pia washaanza kuomba Soo jameni😂

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If she listens to Frank Ocean>>>>

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Vile najua kupika nikama house help atakuwa anasaidia bibi yangu kuosha vyombo pekee😂

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Best date I've ever had was my date of birth,what was yours?😂

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Receiving 'the pics' and letting go of the ego to act like that's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen>>>

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Waah...ata sijui nitakusaidiaje, lakini...utalewa???!!!😂💀

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@marto254_ @surveyor5916 @m4lecha

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Natumia mzungu pesa alete container imekwama hapo Mombasa alafu jina inakuja Kamau Njoroge💀😂

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Kuenda Naivas na bags za Carrefour feels illegal but it's not😂

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Adding "si Mimi ndio nakushow" to sound trustworthy knowing very well that your lying 😂

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Kusota inafanya niamke mbele ya jogoo😅

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@Evanmemba @phonex_mititi @m4lecha

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Unarepost ukidhani itanasa na bado hainasi💀😂😂😂

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Adui ni msoto na Manchester united 😂😂

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Ni birthday yake nimemnunulia Ringoz na nikatupa line moja romantic apo wozzap sai sioni dp kwani mnatakaga nini😂

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Anasema alienda group of schools kumbe anamaanisha alitransfer kwa shule tatu😂😂💔

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"Tuma code tuguse" hii imenipea mabeshte sana walaiii 😂

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Director ameona tattoo akasema nimwone badaee wakuu💔😂💀

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Unajiita Gen Z na unaumwa na kichwa kama hujakunywa chai😂😂💀

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Campus unaingiaga mwili ikiwa a holy temple na ukitoka ata mapepo haziwezi taka kukaa kwa hiyo mwili

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Ukikutana na crush ndio unsakiaga mapua inawasha bana😂💀💀

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The worm is a pretty small prize for waking up early, don't you think??😂

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Naona nitanunulia sneaky link jersey ya Onana ndo asishike ball😂

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What song reminds you of him or her😂😅😭

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Deadbeats instead of funeral songs>>>

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Flight, fight or scream, which one's yours?

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Kuishi kwa wenyewe ni stress.. after kuoga huwa unashindwa utaanika ngotha wapi bana💔😂💀

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Habari zenu, habari zenu tena???!!!?

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Manzi yako huku job anaambiwa "don't call me sir ,call me Sam" na anacheka😂😂💔

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Ukitoka kwenu ndio unajua grass ain't greener on the other side

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Bado tuko talking stage na tumeenda dates tano Njeri💀😂😂

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Watu wa Man u wanafurahia kidogo tu hivi game week ndio hiyo ishafika😂😂

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Kuna wa kababaa na wewe wa we mzee😂😂

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Mateso inaanzaga ukishasema the three word sentence 😂😂😂💀

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Wacha nilale kabla niambiwe "we need to talk "

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Mama mboga ameniona na nyama akajam, enemy of progress this one😂

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