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@m3tro_gn0me

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I THINK these are the four from my pinned? Idr they're all from the same photos tho
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@psych0kn0t_ You know how I know you're a true gooner? It's not the bussy buffet (great selection tho), but the post-goon walking cane. You're really about this life and I see it ๐Ÿ˜ค
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@HMBohemond This generic ass soundtrack in literally any other game ever would elicit zero response from you. So why are you focused on it now?
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@Eli_B_Again @Rich_Cooper Richard hates when woke ads ruin his bra sniffing experience at Walmart ๐Ÿ˜ž
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@lexaprotagnist @Nugjokes This 40yr old French tourist still makes Italians the old fashioned way
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@LadyCroftatX @HMBohemond No period in history had background music. Hope this helps
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@DreamLeaf5 Meat industry lobbying because they're afraid lab grown meat will out compete them. Thing is, they're right, and there's nothing they can do to stop it. Same with coal mining, new tech replaced old, tale as old as time etc.
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@DollPariah "I don't think I'm going to get there, but a man bearing my name will" is a fucking BANGER
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@bimbo_brainrot Second one, and it's not even close.
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@RedCharlotte_ @Eli_B_Again @nikicaga This is an insane train of thought you're having rn, to be clear.
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@DreamLeaf5 She has one bit, and it was tired 2 years ago
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@SkullServant83 @psych0kn0t_ Already hung, babe ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Indistinguishable from Pizzagate bullshit, absolutely insane gibberish. Can't believe so many of you people respect this person's opinion on stuff
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@FalconryFinance "Was that that hard?" "It's gonna be" Ngl that's the hardest shit I've ever heard in my life, bro is a true patriot
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@conro @seaweedanxiety "$30 piece of bread that some **minimum wage worker** wrote happy birthday on" These people have never been in a boh kitchen in their fucking lives holy shit ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@Eli_B_Again @danghentschel Eli, this is Dan Hentschel, quite possibly one of the greatest posters in Twitter history. He has never made a serious tweet that I know of, it's always bait (hilarious bait) My favorite was "just rescued this dog from an unhoused person! :)"
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@robpertray @PaceyWilliams Said the mf paying for Jill Stein's retirement lmao
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Ok yeah you guys were right, the beard trim was necessary. Kinda feeling myself again tbh
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@B1ueYoshi @TheDark_ViKing @anarchoarsonism You either aren't hearing my question, or you're avoiding it. I'm not asking if they look like children. I know you don't hold back like this when amongst other lolicons, just be honest if it's no big deal. What features of Loli characters do you find sexually attractive?
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@lexaprotagnist @HMBohemond Yakub would be pleased with this level of tricknology ๐Ÿ˜ค
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@terminallyOL We're still recovering this from today. Although we've made great progress (by "we" I mostly mean Native American and governmental conservation efforts). Doing a quick Google search I was seeing numbers anywhere from 15k to 45k American Bison from what was at one point <500
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@B1ueYoshi @TheDark_ViKing @anarchoarsonism Out of curiosity, what do you find attractive about Lolis? For instance, what qualities are sexually attractive to you that you couldn't get from some other form/category of hentai?
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@B1ueYoshi @TheDark_ViKing @anarchoarsonism Well they certainly aren't animals, so if they're a depiction of anything, it's safe to assume a human is what they're going for. Regardless, "cute" is a broad term, what aspects do you find SEXUALLY attractive about Lolis? If the cuteness is perceived sexually, why/how?
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@B1ueYoshi @TheDark_ViKing @anarchoarsonism What FEATURES tho? You keep repeating things I haven't argued against, I'm asking what specific features of the drawing is more sexually appealing for you then say a hentai with more mature character builds? Is it the arms? The face? I'm asking about FEATURES.
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Big Joel does some cringe shit I don't care for, but holy shit the level of browbeating coming from Jill Stein fans is crazy. As if their vote for her is anything more than a symbolic gesture born out of the privilege of having nothing truly at stake in the election.
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What the fuck do you mean by this, Joel?
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@B1ueYoshi @TheDark_ViKing @anarchoarsonism No. I want you to stop avoiding the question, but I don't think you're going to. Idk if it's because you don't want to say the answer to me or if you don't want to know the answer yourself. Regardless, this is going nowhere. I think you know what you find attractive about them.
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@DreamLeaf5 @9mmballpoint Holy shit yeah she's 59, that's crazy
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To all my leftist friends out there, stop letting upper middle class fuckers like this tell you you're wrong for doing what you have to do to survive. This guy literally gets paid to be a smug asshole, and I'm happy to see so many people calling that out to his face
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@RedCharlotte_ @Eli_B_Again @nikicaga >known history >Zero examples presented Ok
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@SxarletRed @RepMGP She's right and you're thinking with 10% of your brain if you disagree. I need you to really think about this beyond "finger safety" and think about the implications of giving a monopoly to a company with zero competition in the market.
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How I look at Canadians
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I'm 31 now
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@DreamLeaf5 20k on the slot machine is fuckin insane lmao
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@DreamLeaf5 I mean, this is clearly an outtake so why tf is she posting it at all? Should have been deleted on the spot lmao Honestly tho, would much rather hear her say the N-word than hear her explain SRS AGAIN using fuckin lasagna as a model or whatever
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You had to be there
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@Azazeal793
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Nigga what happened to him in 2001?
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I legitimately think this group is run by oil companies
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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Just Stop Oil Spray Stonehenge Orange ๐Ÿ”ฅ 2 people took action the day before Summer Solstice, demanding the incoming government sign up to a legally binding treaty to phase out fossil fuels by 2030. ๐Ÿงฏ Help us take megalithic action โ€”
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I understand officer, now I'm gonna reach for your gun SLOWLY so don't freak out ok?
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How it feels being in more than 1 group chat at a time (I'm in my 30's I'm not built for this)
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how it feels to have five discussion board assignments in ten days
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My follower quantity: ๐Ÿ˜ขโŒ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜” My follower quality: โœ…๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’น
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@Eli_B_Again @ask_aubry Am I reading correctly that this happened in the 1600's?
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I like this one idk
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Use this tweet as an excuse to post an old pic where you looked hot
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There's a family of possum in my living room rn idk how they got in
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@highprogressive This. This is the one.
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If you "spice up" your Mac and cheese in any way (like ducking GARLIC POWDER) you should be shot.
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@FalconryFinance I could commit so much fraud with this shit
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@KarlMaxxed Audrey wouldn't say this, she would never say this
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@DreamLeaf5 Gojira opened the Paris Olympics, making it the single best Olympic games of all time. Oli's opinion on this is irrelevant as he could not handle the crushing might of Gojira
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What if? Ya know what I mean?
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@DreamLeaf5 @shitpost_2077 I'd like to see one where they just give the animal a nice spa day and then just let it go live its life lmao
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Even if I guess right you're still gonna pick the bear ๐Ÿ˜”
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Men if youโ€™re so smart, whatโ€™s this?
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@absenseoffaith @clitamorphosis Courtney is a national treasure and has never done anything wrong
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@Aoife_Bee_ Just answer the question ๐Ÿ™„
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Are you really a even a Nazi? Or are you just a middle aged man who misses being a child and found an outlet for your irrational anger at the immutable passage of time?
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@TallBart "Weren't your parents civil rights activists?" "I don't know, but-" ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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What is it called when you really don't have any meaningful desire for anything at all?
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I think my favorite thing about The Boys is that the most sociopathic character is obsessed with drinking milk. Very accurate to real life. This tweet is for @psych0kn0t_ and no one else (unless you like it)
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@anarchoboognish This account is a bot. Everything about this post is tailored to elicit this reaction. I'm not even sure the pic is real tbh.
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Got a beard trim at great clips. Wouldn't recommend it, I look homeless now
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@SlayzKiana Actually all words are legal to say ๐Ÿ˜Š
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I don't think I've ever seen someone sperg out quite this hard over such mundane bullshit
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@DreamLeaf5 Do I think dairy/beef farming will become completely obsolete? Probably not. Will it make meat processing plants essentially endangered? Eventually, yeah. And that's a net good tbh ๐Ÿคท but it's not something we'll even see for at least another decade, they're fighting it early
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Don't cheat post your last selfie (realizing now I haven't taken a selfie since this one I did to prove the account is mine lmao)
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Surgery site looks pretty good. ๐Ÿ˜Ž May need some physical therapy though, my tendons are still in a little bit of pain and I still have limited range of motion smh
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The mfs who constantly post about insane sexual fantasies like having the shit beat out of them actually LOVE missionary IRL
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His balls are sweaty Knees weak, balls are sweaty His legs are stuck together already Balls so sweaty, he's nervous But on the surface he looks calm and ready with hot balls
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@Eli_B_Again @CollegeFix "My wife would be the first to say-" Let HER say it then bro lmao
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Me n who :3
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31, I'm a walking corpse tbh
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@BusteeSahil
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Twitter old folks home: drop a selfie with your age if youโ€™re over 30 Iโ€™m 30 since April
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I HATE FLAVOR ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
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Crazy how Jill Stein is using Israel Palatine to goad you idiots into paying for her retirement
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Donald Trump is talking about people eating pets and Kamala Harris is coming off cool, calm, and genocidal. #Debate2024
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Good afternoon
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This could be a moment where the Left and Right finally come together on something (diaper fetish)
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Trump supporters have started wearing GOLDEN DIAPERS, following complaints from reporters of his putrid odor in the court
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@basic_chanel This is the most Aimee tweet of all time, it's great
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@DreamLeaf5 I would give my life for the opportunity to rub a hippo nose for just a lil bit
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"Alright kids, McDonald's or Subway?" Children: "Burger King" "There isn't a Burger King in town, maybe one day we'll have one but for now, McDonald's is the closest thing we have" Children: "I don't think we should eat till there is one then" This tweet is about antivoters
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Look at it ๐Ÿฅบ
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This is $120 of BBQ in my little town/city thing in Tennessee.
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$350 in LA
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I will prove that you can't get addicted to weed by smoking it every day for the rest of my life and never getting addicted
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Trans women make a lot of minor spelling errors ๐Ÿ˜ก
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@RobitGirl Wait no, not the things you turn to tune the strings, it's right below that right where the headstock meets the neck. It's the thing the strings sit in that keeps em all in a line before they split off into...their respective nut
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What Drake SHOULD have said was something like "A minor? My shooters C sharp, now E flat on the ground, it's relatively major" or something like that E being the relative major of C sharp, still continues the rhyme scheme, etc etc
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All of my tweets are subtweets aimed at you specifically
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I hate everything about you Why do I love you ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ข
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They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here
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No holes left unfilled. Tampon Tim Walz to the rescue.
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Jill Stein runs every election because it's free money and you morons keep giving it to her
@JimmyJ4thewin
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Iโ€™m simply a single-issue voter. My issue is to stop killing children. Vote Green. ๐ŸŸขโšช๏ธ
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Ok ur a hawk, but what's a hawk tuah goblin
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Yesterday: "wah I'm depressed ๐Ÿ˜”" Today: "fo fo's I'm tippin, wood grain I'm grippin, catch me lane switchin with the paint drippin ๐Ÿ˜Ž"
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Pooping harder than you've ever pooped in your life rn ๐Ÿ’ช
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@lexaprotagnist @Ironable Red Hulk: ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐโœ…โœ…๐Ÿ’น๐Ÿ’ฏ Hulk that is Red: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜โŒ๐Ÿšซ
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Transvestigate 9/11
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"none of us is perfect" - Charlie Kirk ๐Ÿ˜ž
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This might be the most hilariously Charlie Kirk thing Charlie Kirk has ever admitted to.
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I have surgery in 2 days. For some reason I have an irrational fear that I'm gonna shit my pants under anesthesia ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Breaking these mfs in half out of pure spite for the Italian community
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They used to have pulses in them, but impulse has made them strong
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Babe, are you ok? You've barely touched your me
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@Empress_Ney The only correct choice here is Bad Bunny/Kirachats. She has a vice grip on both these men's balls and they would fold immediately.
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@m3tro_gn0me
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Need me a girl that eats drywall
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@m3tro_gn0me
Blank BOO! ๐Ÿ‘ป
2 months
This is just Homelander without powers.
@JeremyFragrance
Jeremy Fragrance
2 months
Number 1 Fragrance Icon That Follows The Teachings Of Jesus.
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