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@m1k3sowavy
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10 months
@guardian ‘Tell us: will you be taking part in the pro-Palestine Armistice Day march?’
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@iamcobbina It’s a potential trap of losing a lot of weight quickly, literally anything will work for you when you’re as big as gunna was so you end up sticking with the dumb exercises that lost you the weight rather than learning how to train properly
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@m1k3sowavy
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@TheSecretScout_ Gonna name my kid Dongfangzhuo Obertan-Djemba Djemba so he’s destined to become a baller
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@MattChorley Stunning and brave, holding the public to account! If only you had this energy for people who actually have power and influence, or is that too much of an ask for you?
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@EWLFC Because they’re coming against random u21 teams
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4 months
@The92Bible Wrexham😂😂
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6 months
@Ic3Evaa Literally none of them are better lmao, Salah’s the only one who has an argument
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4 months
@NickGZ_21 @Ic3Evaa If you need 4x the shots to score the same number of goals idk about that
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6 months
@theutdjournal @tntsports Assuming he’ll be crying on twitter soon then?
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5 months
@Ic3Evaa I’ve never played competitive football in my life and still know what she means, they just can’t stand the idea of a woman making a point
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4 months
@davidcollinscv4 Yeah because racist organisations famously never use football games as fertile recruitment ground do they
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7 months
@P1872__ You’ll never guess what being an anti-antifascist makes you
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5 months
@Rory_Talks_Ball All of this, just to be tweeting ‘look at what we’re up against’ once you inevitably bottle and hand them their 4th consecutive league title
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@HITCSevens At least we know your next documentary topic
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@hotspur_szn 2 worse players at that
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5 months
@abz88221 Literally not hard to understand
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3 months
@TheSportsman The goal was offside, why do you want refs to deliberately give the wrong decision in this scenario?
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5 months
@ElisDavies5 Astrid Dry
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4 months
@mattletiss7 Shock, when you only talk to people you already agree with, they tend to echo the same opinions you have. Funny old world
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5 months
@flackospalace Jarring seeing this kinda shit recently, like how there’s been this meltdown over how the English team is ‘no longer English (white) anymore’ over the past week
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6 months
@DianaJohnsonMP what an insult to the actual victims of threats. This is what you consider ‘abuse’?
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@IamTheImmortal ‘Tripled his life expectancy’ like he’s gonna live to 200 now💀
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5 months
@stevenKloppLFC2 ‘And on the day that he died on the cross, Jesus has risen and scored from one today!’
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3 months
@LibanLDN He can enjoy the trips to Malta and Lithuania next season
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4 months
@nich_coll People actually hate this man smh
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4 months
@fish_utd Just a rehash of ‘Football twitter try not to hate women challenge’ every time a clip from that show comes up at this point
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@utdrobbo maddest thing is that these ones praising maguires mentality are the ones who were abusing him in the first place
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4 months
@Mendelpol @miqdaad You’re right Jack, we should ignore bigotry when we see it. That’s the right approach to take!
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5 months
@mmafanforever @DovySimuMMA That’s a reason and a good one at that
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3 months
@Joshmcfcx We didn’t beat Roma 7-1 for city fans to pretend that a 4-0 win is better
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4 months
@BeardedGenius Not being a generational whopper
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10 months
@theneedledrop I thought you meant a boogie wit da hoodie💀💀
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@Kike_Marin_ You’re a disgrace to the Marxist cause
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3 months
@niamhutd This doctor is an arsenal sleeper agent I’m sure of it
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8 months
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9 months
@Trujista Can’t believe Haaland wasn’t bagging 30 a season as a 1 year old
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5 months
@JackDav37592444 @EWLFC 11/21 G+A came for the U21s lmao, statpadding against Serbian children isn’t going to be hailed like a game in the senior team is it
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@demetrimitche11 That’s why McT deserves more love, like do people realise how many would have packed it in after the dogs abuse he’s received?
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4 months
@MichaelRapaport You do know Israel bombed Iran’s embassy first right?
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6 months
@JackFawcett1704 Make fifa realistic again, like when you could score a hat trick with striker Cech past a normal GK Cech, with a hat trick of assists coming from a dead Pele
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@OfficialVizeh Does this count goals for my ultimate team? If so he’s on about 8,042
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@MichaelRapaport @Resist_05 You mean the strike that Netanyahu admitted to?
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@bradtaste Would have banged 10 years ago
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@Ic3Evaa He was 2 questions away from his ‘I’m fine in the west’ moment
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10 months
@JmeUtd @raptalksk Suicide boys, possibly the best artists on there
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3 months
@JackFawcett1704 I love Wayne, but his views on the game reflect why Erik is managing United and he’s managing Plymouth
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@TalkCPFC The funniest part of this whole discussion is watching the fans of oil clubs pretending to care about Aston Villa, when really all they want is for their clubs to have the ability to win the league every year purely through drowning out the rest of the league financially
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@mancinsurrey @MrStephenHowson Fair play to city for inventing the concept of having a manager and playing strikers
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8 months
@adammaanit @Peston Where is this happening? Because I’ve seen have Israeli officials and media figures calling for Gaza to be wiped off the map, meanwhile these apparent calls for Jewish genocide always happen to sound more like people saying ‘maybe a ceasefire should happen’
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@flemoil @greyhuntR So a completely arbitrary difference in the grand scheme of things that has no real bearing on anything, got it
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7 months
@TenHagEra @UnitedStandMUFC Besides Beth, is there a single person at TUS who isn’t a complete oxygen thief?
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@abimeek_ @CarbonFePhases @JackCBellamy18 The people getting called flag shaggers are lmao, the Venn diagram of people crying about a flag and the people who want to ‘send them back home’ is practically a circle
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@Common_SensePod @Joey7Barton Funny thing is he’s still a more accomplished player than Joey ever was
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@happytobebald @Ic3Evaa Nah robben was him for years, he was just overshadowed because his peak happened when ronaldo and messi were about. Even if I grant you that the other 3 aren’t even close.
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@Ic3Evaa I GOT MY SPORT BACK MAN
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@OfficialVizeh Fucking right they do
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@Corballyred Really is disgusting that they don’t claim Liverpool have the best players in every position of all time AND the best managers, it’s all a conspiracy against the club!!!!
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@Ic3Evaa Half these nba players would game end themselves if they played half an hour in Spain
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@sds_pod Not having Liban and Fu on after Sunday is nuts
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@AaronBastani Remember, it’s not antisemitic to criticise Israel but everyone that does criticise Israel is also antisemitic, and there’s no need to present evidence for the claim!
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@toryboypierce @CadburyUK Pretty sure that capitalist entities using a religious festival to squeeze more money out of the public is more of an ‘attack on Christianity’ than some (probably made up) story about chocolate eggs changing name
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@TheFergusonWay Wout was the glue all along
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@utdbrxy Enzo is there on pure vibes lmao, get Bruno in there Dalot is better than Gusto too Basically this should be a united team with Cole Palmer in, so basically United in 3-4 years time when he comes home
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@JxmxUTD Sorry United fans but Ruben Dias is clear of Jonny Evans
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@Ifcleon_ @afcmartinellis @EWLFC May as well count youth team goals in a players all time scoring record then
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@TikiTokaMate Thoughts on the decision to not make Haaland an off-the-shoulder box-eater today?
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10 months
@DannyDoy2022 @AyoCaesar Which local Hamas weapons suppliers would these be?
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@SaulStaniforth Using terms like ‘Offensive’ arms sales is extremely weaselly, he’s basically saying they’re going to defend all arms sales to Israel by declaring it to all be for defensive purposes
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@PeterScholes55 @TomCullen294045 Can’t believe he wouldn’t wear a commemorative symbol for people that murdered Irishmen for fun only a matter of decades ago
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@BlightyUK Defacing the flag now are we? Or is it only bad when you think the gays have done it?
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@Sillyshib Do centrists realise that criticism of Labour or democrats doesn’t mean ‘I support the republicans and tories’?
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@Ic3Evaa @Jordan_Dim 2 guys who were permanently injured
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@TenHagBall_ Garrincha and best in the top 3, he’s a scholar of the game
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@JTSHEEPS35 There is but Luke is injured rn
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@Oliveresuana If these guys watched the ‘astronomically clear’ Rafa leao playing for us they would want to game end themselves
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@MrStephenHowson It’s the snarky and condescending ‘sorry, man United fans’ that gets me in that headline, it’s as though he’s implying that United fans are getting excited over some random player demonstrating nothing special. Bet he was wanking off to Harvey Elliot’s Luxembourg U21 Rabona
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@abimeek_ @CarbonFePhases @JackCBellamy18 You’re the only one making this about you here, you asked why people call others ‘flag shaggers’ in the original tweet and I’m just explaining why people use it and who people use it in reference to
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@vintageredss Slabhead is slowly becoming a mythical footballer
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@demilynne1998 @mckenna_dave Love how you, a person with no military experience, is trying to explain to a veteran why green camouflage helps him in the desert
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@svenxt_ You can stop with the united fan gimmick now pal
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@TheFergusonWay It’s based on average match performance
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@Watch_LFC @SxrgioSZN ‘Universally acclaimed’ only by Liverpool fans😂 And judging full backs on assists alone is insane, I guess you were putting Leighton baines in as the best LB before Robbo then?
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@kmp197633 @_laurag23 - man who’s never even watched a WSL game
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@CllrCarpenter @ShetlandRyan2 Wouldn’t really care because I’m not a crybaby tbh. Peaceful protest is fine by me!
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@Lavarba1l So Foden is the problem then
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@Bioliberalism @liamkiernan59 That’s what the mainstream media wants you to believe pal
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@lucas_bourdon ‘UFC fighter is far right’ so basically he’s just a UFC fighter then
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@GBNEWS Assuming he’ll be making a statement any minute condemning the far right thugs fighting by the Cenotaph then?
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@Corballyred Funny how you lot have claimed to have the best player in every position yet you still say Klopp wasn’t backed
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@mazenbarsi @TenHagEra Yes Saka is the only person this happens to of course!
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@therealTNSH @SeanDOlfc When they pied him off for £40m?
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@MaddersTHFC I’d imagine they probably gave Bellingham credit for scoring the goal because he scored the goal
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@RileyJohnSavage I would if my middle name was Fucking
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@Petr_is_Art I’m greedy, I want both
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@quebecween Castro would be a Phoebe Bridgers fan
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4 months
@ThatAnfieldBuzz @GNev2 @Carra23 @NFFC Not like they’ll be needed there next season anyway
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@hearnimator @Peston Yeah, it’s not like our government has spent the last few weeks trying to ban marches protesting Israel’s massacre of the Palestinians on the basis that it is antisemitic to do so or anything
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