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This you?
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Erick Erickson
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A growing number of individuals and groups on the right are turning their back on conservatism without giving up the label. They have abandoned the three-legged stool of fiscal conservatism, traditional values, and a foreign policy approach of peace through strength. Instead,
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Welp
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@WarPath2pt0 They dead
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“Where were you when democracy was almost lost at the hands of a half naked viking and some boomers?” She said to her cat. The cat gave no reply, for there is none to give when faced with such dark memories.
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I went into palmetto state armory and they literally threw ar-15s and stripped lowers at me and called me a bitch
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Would like to no longer have dreams about missing college exams, thanks
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@Lady_Astor I am #4 . Can confirm don’t hate you.
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“I am struggling and so are a lot of other people I know” Online lib: “this chart says otherwise”
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5 months
Starship troopers is a movie about killing bugs with your friends and having good times I will not elaborate
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8 months
This was a meme once
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Oli London
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LGBTQI+ flag gets upgraded to include the Palestinian flag at a protest in New York.
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Don’t set yourself on fire
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3 years
“You can’t prank call the president noooo”
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2 years
This is going to end with incredible violence and horror. Just saying.
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Lol. Lmao
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My kids didn’t ask me about the scotus draft because they’re kids and I’m not a lying bastard.
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If you could pray for my family I’d appreciate it
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My daughter can now text me. This was a mistake
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“We’ve destroyed half the country’s belief in fair elections, let’s see what we can do to the courts”
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2 years
Used the child porn removal tools on everything except child porn
@mtaibbi
Matt Taibbi
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18. Twitter took extraordinary steps to suppress the story, removing links and posting warnings that it may be “unsafe.” They even blocked its transmission via direct message, a tool hitherto reserved for extreme cases, e.g. child pornography.
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You don’t hate politicians enough. You think you do but you don’t.
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2 years
If your take is “the fbi only goes after guilty people” you are too stupid to insult.
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Is the cure to male loneliness riding hiluxes into battle with the boys?
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The Chadian Army moving through the desert toward the Libyan border to clash with rebel groups that fought a battle with the Libyan National Army They lost & were forced back into Chad The Chadians saw an opportunity to give them another defeat and took it Mad Max-style! 🇹🇩🇱🇾
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Only one way to avoid big bobs Nancy on the TL
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Having a bunch of drifters on bath salts attack a compound of people obsessed with the end of the world. Recording what happens. Show is called “salt and preppers”
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8 months
Ah yes, the delicate subtext of “wanna kill all you little crack*rs”
@NC5PhilWilliams
Phil Williams
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Multiple sources have told me that the selective leak of three pages of the #CovenantSchool shooting “manifesto” is EXTREMELY misleading. People who have read the whole thing say “there’s something in there for everybody.” Another, “She hated everybody.”
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The shooter was Asian but he had internalized white supremacy
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Not stealing a candy bar here. Dude took a couple thousand dollars
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2 years
WW3 is going to suck
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Mmm, Monday
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You don’t need to announce every personal thing on here
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The sixth of J was funny and I’m not going to pretend it wasn’t
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“Dad did they have soda when you were a kid?”
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Defense contractors and the military right now
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Disclose.tv
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NEW - United States, NATO will formally suspend their participation in a 1990 treaty limiting conventional forces in Europe — WSJ
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Ottawa police chief is pretty happy he resigned right about now.
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I put mustard in the fridge
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Please stop making movies
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The ‘MR & MRS SMITH’ remake, starring Donald Glover and Maya Erskine, has been delayed to early 2024.
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Informed my kids that I found them as babies in a cave at the base of Mt. Fuji
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Weirdo
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When they tell you the store brand pop tarts are just as good
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Dan Bongino
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It’s evil. Don’t make the mistake I did. They’re not wrong, they’re evil.
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A friend just sent me this pic from Burning Man
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A friend just sent me this pic from Burning Man.
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@bradybuzz
Brady | United Against Gun Violence
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Our new study finds that despite making up just 14% of the U.S. population, Black Americans account for 60% of firearm homicides each year. Honoring Black history means ending gun violence. Learn more about the facts that make us act:
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“Why are they looting in Philly?” “Why?” “Yeah why?” “There is no why”
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@NateALindsey
Nate Lindsey
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St. Louis bans teens from malls, removes basketball courts, secures pools like county lockup, fails to offer robust citywide recreation programming, and falls short at workforce development. Collectively we are failing our youth and paying price.
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We’ve reached peak…something. I don’t know what to call this.
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Dude wandered off the Rhythm Nation world tour set
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“We have Captain Morgan at home” Captain Morgan at home:
@ActualLiam
Liam,
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They took away the Captain Morgan logo's swagger. Look at how they massacred my boy
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“If you think punishing Disney is good, we don’t want to live in the same society.” Correct.
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@AetiusRF @GathererSkull People got big mad when she pointed out the demographics
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My daughters laughed at my new fanny pack
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@WorldWarNow_
World War Now
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🇺🇸 Black Hebrew Israelites fight pro Palestine 🇵🇸 protestors in Chicago 🏙️
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She’s a ten but she thinks Ohio is real
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Every time
@Reuters
Reuters
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Gunman who killed 10 in Buffalo supermarket attack was on authorities' radar
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“This is not your cheese.” Dog: 👀 “I’m not giving you any.” Dog: 👀 “I said no.” Dog: 👀 *gives dog piece of cheese*
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Dog when I turn the vacuum on
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Don’t play security guard at the gas station or a convicted felon with an illegal gun will have his girlfriend shoot you.
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“I’m shocked at how his mental faculties are!” Anyone that’s been paying attention for the last 3 years:
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1 year
Her campaign rn
@NikkiHaley
Nikki Haley
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Hey @Disney , my home state will happily accept your 70,000+ jobs if you want to leave Florida. We’ve got great weather, great people, and it’s always a great day in South Carolina! SC’s not woke, but we’re not sanctimonious about it either.
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I remember everything. Trump standing there, arms outstretched beneath black clouds, hair parted into two golden horns by the wind. “Go, feast!” He commanded to the rabid horde before him
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I don’t know why she does this
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“New”
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ABC Pacific
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Authorities in PNG are growing increasingly worried about the rise of a 'vicious' new homemade weapon. The projectiles, known as wire catapults, are massively straining the health system in some areas, with victims requiring hours of surgery to treat.
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I think we did it guys. I think they’re going to stop making movies.
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Congress is full of cringe lizard people
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Dry firing during team zoom calls
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Should I wear a shirt with a fishing lure pattern? Yes
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Don’t have sex with the cicadas
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Ed Latimore
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Just when you think you've seen it all...
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I had CNN on like I do every day, nice to have the company of voices while I work in my living room. Couldn’t believe what I was seeing: people taking selfies, a man with a podium, smiling. Why weren’t the cops shooting these barbarians armed with primitive weaponry?
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Eating gas station nachos and taquitos my whole life has prepared me for the coming economic depression.
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…by having drug fueled sex with 15 year olds?
@DA_LarryKrasner
DA Larry Krasner
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Josh Kruger lifted up the most vulnerable and stigmatized people in our communities – particularly unhoused people living with addiction.
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First they came for the journalists and I said nothing because lol
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Lol
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Just a little more and she’ll delete her account
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When the day ended and the Capitol lay a smoldering ruin of broken glass and maga signs, I knew I had lived through another Pearl Harbor, another 9/11, another November 2016. Things would never be the same. All I can do is tweet my story and hope we never forget.
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Page 242 of the ATF’s trash rule: “These unregistered short-barreled rifles have been transferred in violation of the NFA, and further possession of any such unregistered firearm continues to be a violation of the NFA” Making past legal actions illegal is a great precedent.
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What does Beto do in between losing elections?
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I couldn’t bring myself to join the daily zoom standup. I just there in stunned silence, watching everything I loved fall apart. Then I wept. Tears soaked by vegan breakfast sandwich. I couldn’t eat. Not sure I’d ever sleep again. Then they set the fires.
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I carry two in the chamber
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Oh no
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The war will be fought with bushnell and sightmark
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If you call yourself a “foodie” you should be shoved in a locker
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“You think we should ignore the courts when they do something you don’t like?”
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The parade of articles preemptively stating “even if it looks like we’re cheating, we aren’t” really inspires confidence
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Please stop making movies
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MarvelFilmNews
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‘BLADE’ is going through another round of major rewrites Michael Green has left, Marvel is looking for another writer Despite this, the story is set and it’s slated to begin filming in Mexico or Brazil in Fall 2024 A new casting for a male main villain has been created
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Congressional aides were thrown into the flames, fuel for the funeral pyre that was once our democracy. They strung up Capitol police on lamp posts, leaving them twisting in the wind. Then they even stole Nancy Pelosi’s laptop.
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I’ve never fired a weapon at another human, nor have I been fired upon. I have, however, been on Twitter for a long time and have seen iron eagle 3
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Omw to pick up my new f-35
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Do people not know that red flag laws will make mentally unstable people less likely to seek help?
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Excessive use of obscenities reveals a lack of creativity
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Me: “I’ll go shoe shopping with a ten year old girl. It’ll be fine.” Me later:
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