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2 years

Getting Married is not a free license to sex.

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2 years

The sexual tension between a male gynaecologist and a patient

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2 years

Boys will treat you good until you become their girlfriend.

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2 years

I'm once again asking 'sab theek ho jayega' bolne se sab theek ho jaata hai kya ?

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1 year

Make a girl Comfortable around you and she will tell you about her periods and mood swings.

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1 year

Bititching with mom about your dad sides of the family gives next level sukoon.

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1 year

India is the only country where someone borrows money from you, but you need to explain to them why you need your money back.

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2 years

Boys can flirt with every girl, but not with the girl they really like.

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1 year

This generation is literally fake, bc you need to look good to be loved by someone.

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1 year

Nowadays Every time i walk out of my home i relive this picture fr.. Bc gitni garmi ho rakhi hai

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1 year

Once you start roasting your partner there is no going back.

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1 year

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7 months

Facts only🤧

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2 years

Boys can be seen flirting with you even after being in a serious relationship.

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10 months

It works actually.

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10 months

Nhi bhai mera blood group bhi be negative hai 🤣.

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1 year

Dheere Dheere samjh aa raha hai ki bacche rote hue kyu paida hote hai.

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2 years

If you think boys are sweet try to mess with them when they are playing video games.

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9 months

Winter exist Mummy adding "matar" in every sabji.

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10 months

Best way to escape reality is to sleep .

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7 months

My biggest fear is sittin on the toilet and a snake bitin my pussy 😩

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9 months

Breakfast woh kya hota hai? Hum toh sidhe luch karne wale log hai.

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10 months

Statue of Steve Smith in Wankhede stadium.

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1 year

Wife material hoon isliye single hoon 🤧.

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1 year

India sure is very homophobic for a country where guys use "muh mein lele" as one of their top insults.

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1 year

Ek Ram jaisa ladka toh mein bhi deserve karti hoon.

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1 year

Desi parents explaining how a kid who is decade younger than you is your "mama / chacha /bua"

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8 months

19 November 2023 - it still hurts 💔

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2 years

Behenchod? Nahi behen chod apna phone please Tu fail ho jayegi.

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1 year

the sexual tension between me and rickshaw wale bhaiya when he says 'aur kitna andar'

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1 year

Life was good when we use to play this game.

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1 year

Jo bacche boarding school bhejne waali baat pe rone lag jaate the,aaj wahi bacche dusri city se graduation karne k liye ro rhe hain.

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1 year

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9 months

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10 months

School hi sahi tha ab toh sab barbaad hai.

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7 months

The character their valentine

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6 months

Indian moms and their obessesion with "agar main aa gayi aur mil gaya na fir dekh tu".

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2 years

Girls dating boy's full of red flags be like ;

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1 year

Him: "Why don't you talk to me anymore?" Me ;

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11 months

Life update ;

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2 years

Boys who bathe regularly in the winter are not really boys.

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11 months

Pyaar karo toh aisa karo ki self respect ki ma behen ho jayen.

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1 year

Phoolo ki laasho me taazgi chahta hai aadmi chewtiya hai hookup k zamane mein old school love chahta hai.

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9 months

BTS k gaane na sunkar kar Harshit ne apni aukaat dikha di.

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9 months

Kids on Reddit wildin 💀

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2 years

"you're your only competition" no bro i live in an Indian household.

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1 year

Boys make girls bestfriend just to tell them, 'koi bandi patwa de ya khud pat jaa'.

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8 months

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9 months

As a desi girl I can't say challengingly "baad me dikhati hu tujhe toh." To a desi boy because he always replies with "abhi hi dikha de." Sexual tension create ho jati hai.

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5 months

Credit Chor For A Reason. Thala #DHONI 𓃵 #CSKvsSRH

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2 years

I'm so used to calling everyone "bro" that I ended up calling my father "bro."

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1 year

Logon ki baat pakki ho rahi hai aur yahan meri shuru hi nahi ho paa rahi.

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8 months

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2 years

Banda dukh baatne wala hona chahiye, dukh dene wala nhi.

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1 year

Banda toh mera bhi handsome hai, bas mil nahi raha wo baat alag hai.

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10 months

Kya kru mein Dhanteras ka jab mere pass koi dhan hi nhi.

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9 months

kisi gareeb ko khaana khilane laayak toh bana do bhagwaan 😭.

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7 months

This is so me 😭.

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8 months

Don't get excited, only year will change not your relationship status. ( tum anant tk single hi rahoge)

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3 years

Dear Snapchat please stop informing the other person that i took a screenshot. Thank you

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1 year

My reaction when my brother gives me Dairy Milk chocolate as a Rakhi gift.

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2 years

Boy's hidden talent is: Achi khaasi friendship mein propose mar ke sab kuch khatam kardyte dena..!!

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1 year

Financially stable hone ke liye job start kia tha Ab mentally unstable ho gaye hoon.

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2 years

"Do u like cigarettes after sex? No,Im a virgin with asthma.

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1 year

Being a desi I can tell why we fall for red flags kyunki humara pura khandan hi red flag hota hai.

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6 months

Only OGs Know them.

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2 years

If my man can't react like this after seeing me at our wedding, his side of the family is not eating.

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9 months

Finally it's sleepy season.

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2 years

Brown culture is all about half heartedly refusing the money being offered to you by the guest while wanting them to thrust the money into your hand.

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2 years

Me asking my mom to return the money she took for safe keeping. Mom be like ;

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1 year

Flirting over text is Okay but Let's meet tomorrow is where I draw the line.

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1 year

Me after buying PlayStation for myself'

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5 months

Everyone who is watching #DCvsRR match.

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9 months

My 2AM and 2PM personality coexisting in my spotify wrapped.

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2 years

My bestie : sorry i have to cancel plan last minute, Tu ready toh nahi hui na?? meanwhile me :

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3 years

एक खूबसूरत सा रिश्ता यू खत्म हो गया, वो दोस्ती निभाते रहे और हमे इश्क हो गया ||

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11 months

Riyal OG - @ImRo45

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7 months

When he's had a rough day and says nothing can fix it, but you're prepared to prove him wrong!

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8 months

Single me to people posting couple reels.

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2 years

If a girl is fighting with you just say " Shakal achi hai toh kuch bhi kahogi kya " and boom she is no more angry .

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2 years

Man with Six pack abs is okk but man with beard damn hot 🥵

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1 year

Boys in first year of college vs. Boys in last year of college.

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9 months

"blue eyes" will be my top song on spotify wrapped, thanks to this guy

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7 months

My mood around my dad's side of the family 🆚 My mood around my mom's side of the family

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1 year

Uncle jii, iss singing performance ke baare me kya kehna chahoge ?

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2 years

Mom doing my burai to pados wali aunty sitting next to my room, supposing I'm asleep Meanwhile Me ;

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1 year

Cousin marriage suhagrat scenes be like

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5 months

Bua ji when you don’t touch her feet for ashirwaad

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7 months

You're my "Kuch Nahi" When Someone Asks "Kya Soch Rahe Ho?".

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2 years

"He is mine" Behen tumhara mine har ladki ko dekh kar shine karta.

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6 months

ab samaj arha hai dàily life ko ' roj marra ' kyu kehte hai 😭.

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2 years

I have 99 problems in my life, but if my mom lets me have a pet dog, 90% of them will be solved.

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2 years

Bhai yeh kon log hai jinko winters romantic lagti hai. I'm literally him in winters

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11 months

When i see my unemployed best friend gifting expensive gifts to his girlfriend. My reaction -

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11 months

CRED se kuch seekhu ya na seekhu creativity zaroor seekh lungi.

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did I just see a batmobile in Indiranagar????

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2 years

In laws expecting daughter in law to fix their son as if she is not Bahu but *Bahu The Builder*

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7 months

Love Blind nhi Chewtiya hota hai. 😭

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1 year

75% attendence k dukh ek taraf aur yeh college k har kone mein couples ko dekhne k dukh ek taraf

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1 year

My friendship language is saying this.

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2 years

I save romantic posts and quotes thinking jab relationship mein aa jaaungi tab kaam aayega.

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1 year

Stop asking me "kya chal raha hai aaj kal" bro mere sabar ka imtehan chal raha hai.

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