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everyone really likes me and thinks im cool and pretty | minors dni | dms for CUSTOMERS ONLY, dm fee $10 | ca: amc115 vn: lytch1143

he/him // 5’10” // kcmo
Joined April 2015
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@lytchell
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7 months
HOW DID MY DOORDASHER PERFECTLY CATCH ME WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS IN MY UNDERWEAR THROUGH THE WINDOW THIS IS SICK
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@lytchell
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11 months
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@lytchell
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4 years
i am both people
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@lytchell
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1 year
@MaebyKate there will always be insecure/rude people who can’t handle it but there will also be people who appreciate your authenticity. don’t ever feel bad for it !! honestly and directness can be so refreshing on both the giving and receiving end !!
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@lytchell
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5 years
the wall isn’t to keep the mexicans out. it’s to keep bigfoot in.
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@lytchell
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26 days
a vote is not a character endorsement. it’s about keeping power out of the wrong hands EVEN IF it means putting it in the hands of someone who isn’t 100% right. there will never be a perfect politician. there will only ever be a lesser evil. your only job is to educate yourself.
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fwd: kea 🍉
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can someone pls dm me and KINDLY explain to me the problem with voting for kamala when TRUMP is literally her opponent? im getting called slurs, ppl saying to take free palestine out of my bio, death threats, ppl calling me a zionist, etc. when i am none of those things. /genq
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@lytchell
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4 years
i am once again thinking about mushy pumpkin pocket boy
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Heeere’s Johnny Berchtold 🎃🔪
4 years
The scene where the quirky character reveals why they carry around that thing
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@lytchell
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1 year
@degenfool he’s so cool
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@lytchell
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4 years
so this the mf that been ruining my life?
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@lytchell
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7 months
damn this blew up ! please feel free to link any and all ways to donate to palestinian relief below this tweet ⬇️⬇️ free palestine and be nice to people
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@lytchell
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3 months
deleted all of my dm requests except for these 4 because they’re my favorites
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@lytchell
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1 year
nvm he dumped me who up and uncircumcised ⁉️
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@lytchell
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4 months
@alyssaleann “I am adored” is the craziest comeback imaginable and it’s going to alter my brain chemistry forever (in a very good way)
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@lytchell
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1 year
when nobody got me i know a boy from twitter who lives really far away got me 😤😤
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@lytchell
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10 months
go chiefs !
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@lytchell
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2 months
i would rather see a little green wizard come into my job than literally any adult man
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@lytchell
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11 months
built like this btw
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@lytchell
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10 months
“she’s getting passed around” no actually she’s choosing to casually date/have sex. because she’s a human being. with personal autonomy. and not an object.
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@lytchell
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4 years
im in a bad place rn 💔💔 not mentally i just live in missouri
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@lytchell
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7 months
a guy just asked for my number and i said “no thanks but i can give you my boyfriends number” and he said “if he’s as pretty as you we can make something work” OH MY GOD ????
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@lytchell
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7 years
This is my biggest ever mood
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@lytchell
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5 months
hey just for clarification it still counts as boycotting if i steal the stuff instead of buying it right
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@lytchell
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4 years
are you over 6’ or are you funny
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@lytchell
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1 year
@mosesonalt me too so much
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@lytchell
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4 years
ladies,
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@lytchell
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4 years
why do y’all get so mad at men who nut fast??? it’s called secs not mins
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@lytchell
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7 years
Cupcakke is literally my biggest inspiration in life I love her so much
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@lytchell
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1 year
just found out my dad follows me on instagram
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@lytchell
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7 months
“just cover the window IDIOT” if i cared that much about people seeing me in my underwear why would i have posted this. there aren’t even curtains in my bedroom. my neighbors have seen me fuck raw. worry about yourself my beloveds ❤️
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7 months
HOW DID MY DOORDASHER PERFECTLY CATCH ME WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS IN MY UNDERWEAR THROUGH THE WINDOW THIS IS SICK
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@lytchell
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4 years
it’s called range
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@lytchell
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3 months
gn 💌
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@lytchell
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6 years
Rt if you are -falling asleep -calling a cab -having a smoke -taking a drag -going to bed -stomach is sick -all in my head -touching his chest now -taking off her dress now -letting me go No one will ever know which one 🤭
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@lytchell
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5 months
playing and having fun
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@lytchell
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4 years
i am once again thinking about this video
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@lytchell
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3 years
normalize not talking about ur mental illnesses,actually ,normalize never talking about it. bottle it up. dont talk about it. Ever.
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@lytchell
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7 years
I have never been more in love with anybody in my life than I am with cupcakke in this moment. Brilliant. Amazing. Absolutely show-stopping.
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@lytchell
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4 years
i can’t believe i have a crush on a man
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4 years
pretty girl rock
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@lytchell
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3 months
um hi guys..
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@lytchell
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4 years
when people say “men are trash” most of the time they’re not talking about their “ex boyfriends” they’re talking about the fact that nearly every woman has been sexually harassed/abused by a man at some point in their lives but go off miss pick me
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@lytchell
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3 years
hello do u guys like my painting
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@lytchell
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4 years
do u guys like my new dinosaur blankets be honest
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@lytchell
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4 years
if u have ever had sex ur goingto hell
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@lytchell
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4 months
storytime one time i fucked a guy and then made a tweet afterwards and his phone went off. not only did he follow me HE HAD MY NOTIFICATIONS ON
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4 months
have yall ever accidentally matched w a moot bc apparently i have
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@lytchell
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9 months
gm 🫶
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@lytchell
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4 years
did u guys know that um
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@lytchell
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4 years
asked my bf this and he said “you are a giant baby” i hate it here
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@lytchell
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6 years
This is the woman I plan on marrying
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@lytchell
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11 months
i love having an incredibly offline boyfriend
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@lytchell
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4 years
the lighting in the alley outside my bedroom window is also kinda pretty lol
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@lytchell
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4 years
sorry i cried in front of u do u still think im pretty
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@lytchell
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5 years
Bitch do you know how deep the fucking ocean is? You really think I stay up at night fearfully thinking about whether or not I’m gonna get married late??? When the bottom of the ocean exists???????
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@lytchell
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4 years
thanks mom !!
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@lytchell
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4 years
falling in love is so exhausting and yet i do it 7 times a day
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@lytchell
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4 years
everybody please stop and look at this picture audrey took of me
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@lytchell
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8 months
today i am embracing the fact that i actually am bisexual and my attraction to men and women doesn’t have to be equal for me to be bisexual
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@lytchell
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4 years
told a recruiter i was too hot to join the military and he said “there are actually some certified bombshells in the military” like are there bro?? or did you drop them all on kids in the middle east 🤨
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4 months
damn my ass fat as fuck
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@lytchell
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4 years
lorde: me:
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she’s never coming back is she
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@lytchell
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4 years
stop tweeting “imagine your card gets declined” i don’t have to imagine
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@lytchell
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21 days
oh this is me btw
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@lytchell
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5 years
don’t date a man who tells you not to shave your head, date a man who asks to do it for you
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@lytchell
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4 years
the lighting in my room is kinda pretty lol
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@lytchell
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4 years
send me money so i can buy myself christmas gifts
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@lytchell
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3 years
new type of guy
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@lytchell
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8 years
Me taking selfies
@Advil
abdul 🌌📷
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it’s so frustrating when you see something gorgeous but your camera just can’t capture or do it justice.
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4 years
im bisexual which means i have a crush on one boy who lives 1300 miles away and every girl ive ever met
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@lytchell
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5 months
night with him. no sex. just want to see if he kicks his leg when you scratch behind his ear.
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t of rivia ❦
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$100 or a night with him?
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@lytchell
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1 year
hello to all the new followers ive noticed while skimming that some of you are kinda transphobic :( this is not a safe space for you ! leave now .
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@lytchell
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4 years
only acceptable country music genres are “i love my wife/girlfriend” and “i hope my ex boyfriend dies” and that’s it
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