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@lvnadahlia

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The Nightmare of Your Dreams ••• Booking: LvnaDahlia @ protonmail • com

PHILLY • NYC • FMTY
Joined October 2015
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@lvnadahlia
Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
4 months
Lots of new followers, let me introduce myself - I’m Luna! 📍 Philly based ✈️ NYC + FMTY availability ⛓️ Kink + vanilla GFE 🤘 Music nerd 🍹 Bartender 🌱 Vegan 🩸 Vampire 🐍 Split tongue 🖖 Trekkie Let’s get to know each other 😘
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@lvnadahlia
Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
4 months
Hysterectomy went about as well as it could, thanks to everyone who has been checking in 🫶 Looking forward to less pain, more energy, and peace of mind!
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@lvnadahlia
Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
4 months
Being a hooker in a historic city requires specialized skills, like the ability to walk on cobblestones in heels without eating shit
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
9 months
@PhillyInquirer Cultural appreciation vs appropriation
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
6 months
@moultano I thought these were so fucking tight until I got a wood chip lodged in my knee
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
10 months
The ears stay *on* during sex
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
11 days
Pissed on a sweet man and made him bleed in a nice hotel suite Nature is healing 😌
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
1 year
“You’re not really a crack-the-whip domme…you’re like a mental health domme!” Feeling ~seen~ 🥰 No, I am not your therapist. But I *am* trauma-informed and very invested in my/your/collective personal growth and healing. Providing emotional support and guidance is one of my
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@lvnadahlia
Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
2 years
@wutdafluxcon Not a page, but I’m an autistic SW and I’m often hired by other autistic people 😊 I love providing a safe/comfortable/informed space for other NDs to explore and process. If anyone is interested my contact info is on my website 💌
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
11 months
“I want to know the REAL you” Do you think me horny posting about Star Trek is a mere façade, Gerald? An elaborate ruse?
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
10 months
This photo inspired someone on the other side of the country to book a date with me…after nursing a crush for TEN YEARS. I can already taste the anticipation - so tender and juicy 😏❤️‍🔥
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
11 months
I have a truly insatiable hunger for flesh. Satisfy my appetite 🔗👇
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
5 months
Me and who
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
9 months
A whöre sitting in complete silence in the back of a Lyft? Not a single sound other than her leather jacket aggressively squeaking against the leather seats with every bump in the road? In a city full of cobblestones? It’s more likely than you think
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@lvnadahlia
Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
7 months
Some dykes somewhere have definitely done this at a play party And it should be done again
@TRAUMA_RESP0NSE
TRAUMARESPONSE
7 months
Spin the bottle, but instead of kissing, you get to punch that person.
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
7 months
How I was just greeted walking into the hardware store: “Need more chain?” They know 👁️👄👁️
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
4 months
📍 Richmond, VA - see y’all this weekend! Solo or with @jolene_heart ❤️‍🔥 Don’t miss us 👀👇 💌 Lvna Dahlia @ proton mail • com 📸 @LeoBrooklynbaby
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
8 months
TSA, pulling my bag: This yours? Me: Yes - there are sex toys in there, that’s probably what got flagged TSA: Oh word, are you a performer? Me: Nah, just a slut TSA: Hell yeah me too *fist bump*
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
21 days
Celebrated my hysterectomy recovery getting fisted by one of my favorite freaks in front of our extended leather family ❤️‍🔥 A Folsom weekend highlight 🥰
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
5 months
One of my absolute favorite chaotic Philly things: Local government has workers grease the poles with Crisco before certain sporting events as a deterrent, anticipating that drunk people will climb the poles (they always do). But in this city, people literally TRAIN to
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Also at the Italian Market Festival, you can try your hands and feet at the greasy pole for your chance to snag your very own salami! #9thstreet #italianmarket #philly
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
1 year
POV - you’re about to get the absolute life svcked out of you 🩸💋 Now that I have your attention… I’m here to announce The Retvrn of my email newsletter! 💌 Join my mailing list via my websïte. Or just go right ahead and shoot me an email if you’d like to experience that 👇
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
11 months
Some dude really just came into my inbox and said “I’m a good person” instead of sending his screening info lmao Well if you say so, Tom! 🤡🤡🤡
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@lvnadahlia
Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
5 months
my oral fixation 🤝 my split tongue
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@lvnadahlia
Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
7 years
Sanguine indulgences with my fav @jisobeldelisle 😈🖤💋
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@lvnadahlia
Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
9 months
Throwback with my fav @jisobeldelisle 🩸🩸🩸 I think I still have a couple prints left from this set if anyone is interested, hmu 🖤
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Can all the hot alternative people qt•rt this tweet with pics of them covered in blood For uh research purposes? ✨
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@lvnadahlia
Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
3 months
Hysterectomy recovery is going well, but I miss being a nasty ghoul in nice hotels 😏 Match my freak upon my return from hiatus this fall ❤️‍🔥👇 Lvna Dahlia @ proton mail • com
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@lvnadahlia
Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
9 months
slutty nun 4 slutty nun 😏✝️🙏💋
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@toplessFuneral
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I love being a slutty nun
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
7 months
I don’t care about Easter, but I do care about trans people very much - happy TDOV y’all 🏳️‍⚧️
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@lvnadahlia
Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
9 months
Listen I don’t experience jealousy very often, but I just found out that one of my lovers got slimed at Nickelodeon when they were a kid and I am SLIME GREEN WITH ENVY 😭 One of my ultimate sensory dreams!!
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
6 months
I have to be the hottest person at the Star Trek convention for some reason
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
11 months
Wyd if you find yourself in a dark alley with my blade against your throat? 🔪💋 (Love my no-brow lowbrow vibe, but good to know some skills don’t need sharpening 😌)
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
6 months
I’d say this was a successful away mission
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
6 months
I have to be the hottest person at the Star Trek convention for some reason
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
6 months
✨ Travel notice ✨ Boston: 5/25-26 It’s my first time visiting! Call dibs via email if you’d like to see me, my availability is limited 🥰 Lvna Dahlia @ proton mail • com
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
1 year
I seek Jamaharon so hard, I made a career out of it 😘 I’ve been loving getting booked by fellow Trekkies lately, nerd4nerd vibes are hot! 🖖
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
3 months
“Captain…a starship also runs on loyalty…to one man…and nothing can replace it…or him” The USS Enterprise NCC-1701 specifically runs on the unrelenting hot gay tension between these two, actually
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@lvnadahlia
Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
10 months
Happy birthday to me 🥳 If ya want to be a sweetheart and send me a lil birthday gift, 🔗 is below 👇
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@lvnadahlia
Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
6 years
Happy October 👻 I made my first set of prints! Y’all seemed to love the photos from my blood shoot with @jisobeldelisle , so I’m offering these 4 Blood Slut prints 🖤 Click the link in my bio to shop! . . . (Keep an eye on my IG stories; you just might find a discount code 💋)
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
8 months
LA treated me sooo well - motorcycle rides, queer leather debauchery, Star Trek memorabilia, music nerd shit, hot lovin’ 🥰 SF I’m coming for you, and a change in plans gives me some last minute availability! Lucky you 😉 Call dibs on spending time with me tomorrow evening (Tues
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@lvnadahlia
Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
11 months
Just carved a cross into my own flesh while dressed like a nun, sitting atop an altar in a ~150 year old church. After jerking off on said altar, of course. As if I wasn’t already going straight to hell 🔥😌🔥
@lvnadahlia
Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
11 months
I have an incredibly sacrilegious Sunday planned for tomorrow, I’m vibrating with sinful anticipation 🔥🔥🔥
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
7 months
My new neighbors (25 year old queer couple) referring to me as “the cool goth bitch next door” 🥰 My new neighbors referring to me as “an old gay” 💀 I’m 32 lmaooo
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
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🚨 Rare opportunity to experience this dream (nightmare) team 🚨 SF • Sat 9/28
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
5 months
Hot take: wearing open-toed shoes is sluttier than wearing the shortest, tightest dress you can find Free feet, in public? In this economy?? Bold. Risqué
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@lvnadahlia
Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
9 months
@campyalien I was in the front row at this show and lost my goddamn mind during this number
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
6 years
A S A B O V E 🔮 S O B E L O W . . . Photos by my fav @jisobeldelisle 🖤 Seriously y’all Izzy is the best - hire her for all of your photo needs ⚡️ @ScleraContacts . . . #phillymodel #phillyphotographer #jisobeldelisle #thelunadahlia #nycmodel #altmodel #gothmodel
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
5 months
Popped into the city for a fun lil shoot with the fabulous @LeoBrooklynbaby
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
7 months
Bruh I don’t care if I’m in NYC or any other city. If you somehow manage to sucker punch me, I’m stäbbing you without missing a beat. My pain tolerance is high and my knife reflexes are sharp as hell. These dudes are going to fuck with the wrong person one of these days, some of
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
2 years
As an autistic SWer - I will *actually* do this lmao
@1Schoolhouse
Elora - Online 1 Room Schoolhouse
2 years
I’m Autistic. For a very reasonable rate I will pretend to be your partner and come to your family reunion to annoy your anti-vax aunt.
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
6 months
I’ll do reverse cowgirl on the condition that you’re on a regular pedicure schedule 🤝 I’m not turning around to look at your unkempt little piggies while you get a beautiful view! Plus the angle feels sooo much better when I’m facing you
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
3 years
So I haven’t really talked about this outside of my newsletter yet, but I have some big news: I’m establishing my own prïvätë ïncäll / creative studio space here in Philly!! Aiming to have it ready for company by summer 🤩
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@lvnadahlia
Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
11 months
My email newsletter hits your inbox Monday morning 💌 Make sure you add this address to your email contacts (no spaces) so you actually receive my emails: connect @ Luna Dahlia . com *I do not check that inbox, do not try to reach me there* Join my mailing list via 🔗 in bïo!
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
5 months
Need a cuck that I can chain to my record stand, solely to flip and change the record so I’m not interrupted while getting railed
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
2 years
@lavendricecream Listen, it’s just me and my snail trail against the world ✨🐌✨
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
2 years
Posting online feels like screaming into the void - but then I meet someone who has been quietly devouring my words, and is admittedly hungry for more (I was playfully chastised for my recent silence) As it seems, the void has been paying very close attention after all 🥰
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Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
9 months
Still thinking about how I wandered into a bar in Nola on my last night in town…within approximately 1 hour I had: An extremely hot bodybuilder on her knees deepthroating my fingers in the bar bathroom, desperately begging me to fuck her A very pretty Texas cowboy on all fours
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@lvnadahlia
Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
9 years
I think I'm happiest when I'm wearing shiny clothing 😍 #vinyl #latex #fetish #kinky #bdsm #camgirl #femdom #tattoos
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@lvnadahlia
Luna Dahlia • PHL | NYC | FMTY
4 years
⚡️🐀 RATTURDAY 🐀⚡️ Thank you @JamesIntrinsic for this excellent RATT + Poison tour shirt! Swipe for 🍑 and my semi-stealthed @orchardcorset 🤘🏻💋
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