Yakubu Juma @lusui_ Twitter profile

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

2 years

This is a checkpoint tweet I'll come back to it soon

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

2 months

Just sent out my most audacious application yet😂 Remember kids, you never had the job in the first place so when they reject you, you really haven't lost anything 😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

6 years

You're too much ⊂_ヽ　＼＼ that's what you are 　　＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 　　　 >　⌒ヽ　　　/ 　へ＼　　 /　　/　＼\too much!!! 　　ﾚ　ノ　　ヽ_つ　　/　/ 　 /　/| 　(　(ヽ　|　|、＼　| 丿＼ ⌒) 　| |　　) / ノ )　　Lﾉ (_／

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

11 months

Got 5 job offers Completed a mentorship program, and my project earned me a scholarship Joined one of my dream organisations Moved out and became self-sufficient Went back to church Helped a bunch of my friends get jobs God amekuwa mtrue sana. I will always give thanks🙏

Kuwams🍉

@kuwamocho_

11 months

Your biggest achievement this year?

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

@XXXXXEXXXXX The way them tiddies bounce😍😍

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

Ushaiskia reggae hadi ukapata goose bumps😭😭😭♥️♥️♥️

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

Me when i almost followed karembo flani but anafollow watu nane😅

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

Nobody : Exray wa boondocks:

صموئيل

@Morara__

5 years

Aaah utaniua

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

6 years

Results are out😭 No supplementary No Ds😭 Leo naspoil mtu mimi😭💕💕💕

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

2 years

Let me tell you kaneda is a good dj😭👌

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

6 years

@mrsrt392 @carolinespencer 4 cm chelsea boots >>>>2 cm chelsea boots

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

6 years

It's about that time of the semeseter😭😭

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

4 years

"Had the president not been the one delivering the speech...he would be sleeping too"😂😂😂😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

Girls: I shot my shot today and he rejected me... I'm tired of this shit I'm never shooting my shot again😅 Us guys:

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

4 years

What if mad people are actually people who've actually seen some sort of enlightenment that we can't comprehend

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

2 years

Nakumbuka my first interview I did it on my phone(cracked on the camera) na job ikajipa😭 I didn't even have a laptop and internet 😭 Nakumbuka nilinunua power hour ya 19 bob ndo nifanye interview 😭 I was very lucky to be selected with zero years of experience 😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

4 years

The time is 2014 Vybz kartel just dropped Hi Good times man😭 I knew the lyrics off head😭

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

Shaq the yungin hapo back manyu is a mood 😂😂😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

3 years

Don't know where I'll find the time for this but I'll do my best😂 #ALXaccepted

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

4 years

Anyone else got confused by frame 1?

trop belle 🤎

@Aestheticthin13

4 years

BLACK UTOPIA: PINK DREAMS & INFINITE POSSIBILITIES By TSE

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

3 years

Sina pesa lakini kujifinya siwezi😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

3 years

That naija man said😭

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

4 years

Hii twitter makosa unaweza fanya ni kukubali watu wakugundue😂😂😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

6 years

@MrJonCee If the roles were reversed trust me this would have gone more viral since guys apparently are always the abusers😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

3 years

Small small wins😁😁

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

3 years

Najuanga dame ameniteka once i start thinking about getting her shoes😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

4 months

Also fuck everyone who divided the people yesterday 😭 #RutoMustGo

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

Hii season mtu akinitag story ya chelsea mi nakutusi tu live....unaingiliaje team lemavu??

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

@pettybeast

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

3 years

Ndo maana trevor ombija aliunga all of a sudden😂 Heartbreak is the biggest workout motivator😂 Fueled by pure pain😂 Been there😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

4 years

I was looking for an excuse to post the one on the right😂

Boboshanta 🇯🇲

@w4mbui

4 years

Same same fanana😹

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

4 years

Nikishika steady significant income hivi nitaspoil vibaya sana😂 Can't wait😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

3 years

Hakuna mkate ngumu mbele ya chai😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

6 years

@OGSkeemp @ComplexSneakers

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

Jipende msee acha ufala😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

I like someone and in a week they show me why I always make poor choices😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

6 years

The ones we never paid attention tu sai ndo wanatetemesha huku nje😭😭🔥🔥

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

3 years

I will recycle this picture till i die😌

Foxycodone (Extra Strength)💉💉💧🇰🇪

@cassandragulo

3 years

Si we do a thread of beautiful humans in hats? Quote or reply with a picture of yourself in a hat. 😊😅

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

6 years

@reggaeholic_ Chai weweeeeee😂😂😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

4 years

Me when girls ask for my flannels / hoodies

Sunshine ✯*･ﾟ✧*:•＊*•̩̩͙✩

@SunshineElso

4 years

Hatujuani hivyo

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

Hii story ya dowry ndo hufanya men wafeel like they they own their wives😂 He might noy say it but Subconsciously he feels like he bought you and he owns you😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

I really have a trash sense of humor 😂😂 I literally laugh at everything😂😂😂😂😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

Kama huwezi nipigania hivi usinipotezee wakati😂😂😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

Fuck kplc😂😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

4 years

@AkainuBerbaric Hiyo ni page ya kutorrent...inaitwa 1337x

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

6 months

Don't do husband duties for people who aren't your wife

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@PickleMamaa

7 months

Imagine a man coming in your house and seeing something that needs to be fixed and instead of fixing it, he posts it on Twitter…….

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

4 years

*At 4:55 am kwa mlango ya dorm* "CEOs are awake Cobblers are are asleep"

City Boy ✌🏾

@Cityboyyyyyy

4 years

“Mine is just to say, as mwalimu, I have done my part. When you enter the exam room don’t panic, KCSE is just like any other exam...”

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

You never realise how long a minute is till you're on a treadmill panting for your life😭😭😭😭

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

4 years

Hii entitlement africans have to their relatives' wealth needs to stop

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

3 years

Bhajia kuna time moja ilikuwa bob sai kumi ni chwani😭 Jubilee out😭

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

3 years

Sending each other music>>

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

Sasa hapa nikimchapa ntakuwa na makosa kweli?

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

Mathogothanio>>>Chapa Chapa

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

2 years

We need a burna boy concert EXPEDITIOUSLY

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

4 years

Nikiwauzia nike sneakers from 1000- 1500 mtanunua?😅 Don't air pls😅

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

3 years

I want to be one of those guys who have a whole room dedicated to sneakers ✨heavy Manifestation ✨

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

*Laughs in kenyan highschools*😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

6 years

Tissue paper

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

6 years

If we organise a meet up and you're more than 15 minutes late swear to God nakutoka🙄🖕

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

6 years

Nimesomea mtihani moja 2 days and 2 nights😂 Na najua naendwa kurundwa pale ndani😂 Anyways university😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

6 years

@itsKammy_G Avast free antivirus checking for malware🤣

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

Hi i'm lusui and i have a shopping addiction 😭

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

4 years

Sijaielewa mbona we have some stupid traditions...vitu ka sahani za wageni You spend money buying fine china so people who come from outside can use them?😂😂😂 Makes no sense😂😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

Kuna time nikiwa highschool malight skin ndo walikuwa wakitesa hii nairobi😂😂😂 Kwanza funky😂 Ka we ni mweusi unanunua tu ngumu unakunywa na maziwa😂😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

4 years

Also this is hard pill to swallow for most guys but don't approach women at the gym They went in there for gains not a relationship 😁😁

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

4 years

This will be me at some point...mark this tweet😌

Juanita K. Khumalo

@JuanitaKhumalo

4 years

How it started: How it's going:

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

4 years

My hands are so small si ka zako

FLYBOI.

@jahtheeface

4 years

Flirt like a girl, GO !

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

2 years

Hakuna term huraise my red flags in a JD kama "any other duties assigned to you"

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

Brother from another mother @MosesOkelloh

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

6 years

Idhaa yako😍

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@MissMwanyigha

6 years

Mko? 😊

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

@abigaeldiana Pettans

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

Don't delete her number don't block her Make sure she sees your success first hand This is 200% fuel

YOUR ÒSOGBO BARBER 💈😎

@Cheyih_Viktah

5 years

Fired my shots eventually And i woke up to this I'm sad 😭😭😭

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

I talk to white people and all my 12 years of English education decides to vanish😭😭😭 Stuttering like an idiot😩

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

3 years

@cristiano_peak Ronaldo proves all of them wrong once again🔥

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

Kama tulijuana/tulipatana from 2012-2016 tafadhali niliponyoxx Kuja unijue sai vizuri i promise this is the real me😂😂😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

3 years

Imagine a 6 figure salary with no kids and no girlfriend😭🤲🏿

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

3 years

Need to be heartbroken one more time so i can go to the gym fueled by nothing but pain😂 Worked last time😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

3 years

Sijui ntatoa wapi hii Pesa but I'll get it Trust😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

Kuna time eastlands form ilikuwa kuenda ile library ya buru unapata kumejaa inabidi tu umekaa kwa rails😂😂😆😆 Good times those ones😂😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

My disinterest in things and people these days bado hunishtua😭

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

4 years

That's where you go wrong 😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

3 years

@flossin_maowano @nimu_kamau @WangareTamara Ata sai niko zido buana😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

3 years

@zionpearl @nkatha_maureen @XGufbe My rent is two aunties three networks and 4 clients😂 I'm short on one of each😭 I hope my landlord understands😭

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

4 years

Double repping my pr😌

Rosemary Wangari

@RosemarWangari

4 years

Show me a picture from 2020 where you were completely happy and nothing else mattered but that moment. Jan2020. I was so happy here. ✨💜💜

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

2 years

Kesho naamka kuapply jobs that I don't even come close to qualifying for😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

4 years

Pls...we make spin fun 😌 Again...mtokee😌

YT: Life with Lochi ☁️

@lochiilochii

4 years

@lusui_ trains a spin class every Saturday from 7am at 500kshs, in South B La Enzi plaza. And you can use the gym facilities for as long as you like after the class😊 Do yourself justice because he’s the best trainer i know👌🏾

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

6 years

Strong tea>>>milk tea by a mile

Huzaifa Mughal

@huzzaifamughal

6 years

Unpopular opnion : tea edition

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

4 years

I've died😂 Hiyo ingine ni mambo yenyu😂

Neok™ 🖊️📚

@kijomba1

4 years

IF you DIED today, can we ACCESS your VILLAGE or HOME area?

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

If we meet up and you see me shaved or wearing jeans Or better yet both😭😭😭 Tusisumbuane maze Nakudai😂 Siwezi jing'arisha ati ju si ni marafiki😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

3 years

Kwani mnasoma nini😂 Exam period alone nilikuwa naangusha pen moja na nusu😂

Michelle James

@Michellejames00

3 years

Maisha ya campus ni funny sana, mtu hutumia pen moja miaka nne💀

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

4 years

Niliongeza mass kidogo😂

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

2 years

Spotify really is everything 😭

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

5 years

Never has a series left me wanting morr like this #LaCasaDePapel

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

4 years

Ka ugali hupiki na maji moto peke yake hiyo ni baking unafanya😂😂

Habibiz

@manlikesaiya

4 years

@OmilJr Shiii ugali tastes better when cooked with blueband

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

4 months

Pia Charlene ruto hujiita voice of the youths hatujasahau

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Yakubu Juma

@lusui_

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Nakaa hivi nakumbuka last year sikuwa na laptop nilikuwa nafanya interviews kwa cyber and where possible I was using my redmi phone in landscape mode ndio from the interviewers side wadhani natumia laptop...huwa nacheka tu. I really suffered