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dan smith…when you least expect him
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Him
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I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏'
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Does anyone really know what the little jeans pocket is for?
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Does it almost feel like….blah blah blah
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And he learnt how to not drown!! I'm so proud
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hot pocket in the microwave
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come on barbie lets go party (bastille’s version)
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hot people have a deep story with this album
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anjo 🧃
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hot people have a deep story with this album
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HAPPY BRITNDYA WORLD WIDE
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Red carpet slay, 12 dead 95 injured
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 The stache, most divisive thing to hit the fanbase since that one line in Warmth, is gone 😔🫡 Whatever side of the debate you were on, we at Lurking HQ look forward to moving forward together
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Bastille on Discord going v. well x
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big day for bisexuals
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So all Dan Smiths just have the gene that makes them point at things ig??
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he’s dressed like a cartoon of himself from 2013 (this is not a roast i am in love with him)
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YES HELLO WE MISSED YOU A TOTALLY NORMAL AMOUNT
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Happy(?) #RecordStoreDay to all 👍 😐
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Today for your #vintagebastille we have some vintage dan tweets
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It’s tough being a Bastille fan sometimes
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I hope you’re as ready for pride as Dan is in this pic - keep an eye on this thread for a new pride Bastille every day this month ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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BREAKING: Dan Bastille is riding his bike down the stairs at the Met Gala
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FULL CIRCLE MOMENT
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@ bastilledan we have not forgotten the curly mullet
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Why does this look like a calendar photo
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Happy 4 years of doom days and the best band cameos in an mv 🎉
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Happy 420 to all who celebrate
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@invis4yo
Invis🧜‍♀️
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me everywhere because i can't see from afar
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HAPPY EGGIVERSARY aka five years of the qpm video ❤️‍🔥 have a thread of some of our fav qpm dans
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bastille concert
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@wiseconnector
W 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬
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What would you do with this space?
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It's simp hours in the lurking offices
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Eras might be temporary but rotting food & the sea are forever
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do you guys ever think about sleepsong
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Pretty much what we expected tbh
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y e p
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the hottest thing a man can do is be a weird little nerd
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whoever styled his hair for the no bad days video i am kissing you on the mouth
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Absolutely losing it at his dirty ass socks
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happy one year to these dans in particular
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how to serve cunt in an emotionally devastated way
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YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS
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Girls (gender neutral) and their emotional support band member
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in light of recent events. bastille as muppets 🐸
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HONKING TIRES SCREECHING CAT MEOWING AND RUNNING AWAY PIANO FALLING OVER COMICALLY LONG CAR CRASH NOISE
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BREAKING: dan from bastille has fallen down the stairs at the met gala
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Will someone please adopt him? (📸 edd_hardgrind on insta)
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dan officially cementing his identity as human buoy 🛟🧍🏻‍♂️
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Dan clinging to the student backpacker lifestyle despite being in his late-30s speaks to me on an existential level, our busy king slaying as always
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Dan Bastille: wrote a brilliant apocalyptic party album that poignantly captures the tumultuous and chaotic nature of human existence. Also Dan:
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Us when Dan does anything 🚨 🤯
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i am once again asking for a plant tour
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🤨
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‼️The reviews are in on the latest insta story‼️
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What is going on on the b @stilIedan insta this week, hello???
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Absolutely serving in that tesco uniform my king 🔥
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tabasco bottle with a fan (2023)
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bastille hiatus be like
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@Dictionarycom
Dictionary.com
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"Babygirl" is a slang phrase that refers to an attractive man. Who is your favorite babygirl? Learn more about the term and its origin here.
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dan bastille dress up game on girlgames dot com
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Cultural reset, loml, song of all time etc etc is FIVE YEARS OLD
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Man left his socks on and all
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soaring. flying. there’s not a star in heaven that he can’t reach
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So glad that after years of wondering about goats, he finally found them 💕🐐
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Dan Smith
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After today I think that every venue should have 2 hours of goat and chicken visits before gig time like @BlossomMusicCtr does.
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Me when alchemy doesn't make the bbx setlist
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the shipping fee is to put air holes in his box
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Petition for a whole series of videos in which @bastilledan acts out scenes from Planet Earth III or otherwise imitates animals
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honk mimimimi ass fit
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why’d they dress kyle like he’s about to be visited by the ghosts of christmas past present and future
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no thoughts just Dan raging to The Killers like the good lord intended
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Having bad day. Really needed this
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lurking staff out of context: a thread
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so glad we could clear that up
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bastille are a serious band
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Me alone in my room @ 2am listening to Run Into Trouble
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no bad blood here 🥰
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Big day for bisexuals
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Dan Smith
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She’s back
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dad
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Oh thank GOD, thanks for the very important update king
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Man left his socks on and all
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LIVING for the mtv guitar content
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Oscar Wilde: 6'3" Dan suddenly now: also 6’3" Dan since forever: 6’1" There's clearly only one explanation behind this 🤨🤔👠
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🌊 Nothing stands in his way 💅
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Me, six years ago, living a normal life, on my way to see a Wild World show: Dan:
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Posting Dan as my cat Soup every hour until we hit 150 followers First up:
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God someone help him, please, he's trapped in the GMTF album art
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came for the new tunes teaser, stayed for the happy house cat vibes
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Fixed it ✈️
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Dan if you read this im free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free.
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bastille on occasion
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Everyone should compliment him MORE actually. Just way more often, all the time, every day, look at him
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Important reminder to practice water safety this summer x 🛟 💦
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@KristinaSOSKi
𖤐 Kris 𝖃 Riot Goblin 𖤐
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There’s a lot of problems with AI art but someone on Facebook made these dashcam sightings of Gwenyth Paltrow and I’m highly amused.
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He likes to be tall
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Head down BANGS
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Love that he’s using 4am for a video of people he met 3 days ago, he's SO me
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Happy Unplugged Streaming Day to those who celebrate x
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doom days by bastille
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what’s it called when you’re simultaneously horny and depressed
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Us, two days ago: oh nooo. 😭 Bastille hiatus. 🤕 when will we get new content. 🥲 we are miserable Dan, a workaholic: guys guess what
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Can't compete mate, sorry
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Oh to be an entire baguette in a rural french rental rn (Dan can stay too ig)
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🌊 Happy JHOIATBSMSAIADOAWN Wednesday to all who celebrate🌊
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congratulations to bastilledan on his swift recovery from leg lengthening surgery ❤️‍🩹
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🏳️‍🌈happy birthday month gay people 🏳️‍🌈
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