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happy to be mid ° please don’t DM me, I can’t read ❤️ yes you can see me naked👇OF in bio & on X at @obscenebeans

Joined December 2023
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I like people who read my substack 🤗
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@lulubeans42
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I’m a “kiss me after you go down on me” type, I wanna taste me on your lips
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@lulubeans42
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The oldest man I’ve ever had sex with was 62 (I was 38) and the youngest man I’ve ever had sex with was 19 (I was 38)
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@lulubeans42
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Braless and pantielsss in public in a sundress, hoping it’s not a windy day
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@lulubeans42
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Ok fine, you can run a train on me if you want, form a line
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@lulubeans42
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Hi 🤗 I’m Lu, I’m an alcoholic. It’s been 8 years since I’ve had a drink. If you’re struggling with addiction, please know that it can get better. I believe in you, and the grass is so much greener over here. You have the power within you to live the life that you choose ❤️❤️
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@lulubeans42
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5 months
Hi I’m lulu, I’m 42 👋 how bout you?
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@lulubeans42
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4 months
Lying in bed Saturday morning tweeting about liking it in the ass while the cat just stares at me like
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@lulubeans42
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I love men that don’t DM me
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@lulubeans42
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I felt so pretty
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@lulubeans42
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Today’s sundress 🥰
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@lulubeans42
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1 month
The thing is, it was a mini golf date and there is nothing quite like flashing a little bit of tiny white thong under a sundress while bending down for your ball
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@lulubeans42
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Tell me you missed me
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@lulubeans42
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5 months
Men who offer to marry me/date me/be in a relationship with me: you understand I’m a slut, right?
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@lulubeans42
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3 months
Hi, happy Sunday
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@lulubeans42
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5 months
I stopped wearing bras after my husband died and I’ve never looked back
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@lulubeans42
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I’ve been watching more porn
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@lulubeans42
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Today I learned some people don’t like to 69
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@lulubeans42
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Three of your fingers would fix me
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@lulubeans42
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3 months
I’m here, I haven’t fallen off the face of the earth
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@lulubeans42
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3 months
Sorry you had to read about my sex life! I post about it a lot. Probably don’t follow me
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@lulubeans42
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4 months
I’m not a bot, I’m just an extremely funny person who is also talented and interesting and beautiful and sometimes likes to take it in the ass
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@lulubeans42
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5 months
Everybody stop being weird for a second
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@lulubeans42
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Can you guys please stop liking my posts
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@lulubeans42
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Hi from my garage
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@lulubeans42
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So close now
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@lulubeans42
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Hi 🤗 I took car selfies today
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@lulubeans42
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@lulubeans42
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I’m sorry to everyone just now learning that I’m a sexual predator
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@lulubeans42
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4 months
I may be a sick fuck, but at least I’m a pretty sick fuck
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@lulubeans42
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I’ve been pulled over twice in the last two weeks
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@lulubeans42
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Did you miss my shitposts or just my legs
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@lulubeans42
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5 months
Hi helloooo
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@lulubeans42
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4 months
You guys are really wild about butt stuff, huh
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@lulubeans42
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5 months
Ok I got 1 (one) of the things I needed this morning
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@lulubeans42
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5 months
Please please someone with photoshop skills help me out, make my slutting dreams come true 😍 here’s your reference tysm I love you 5eva
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@BasedAZInsight I want it on a t-shirt 😂
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@lulubeans42
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mornin
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@lulubeans42
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5 months
Please stop offering to marry me, I barely escaped that prison the first time, I will not willingly put the shackles back on 😅😅😅
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@lulubeans42
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5 months
Hear me out
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@lulubeans42
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3 months
Quick shout out to the men who did not send me a picture of their penis today 🔥🥵 you da real mvps
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@lulubeans42
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I’m in a pool
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@lulubeans42
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It’s windy
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@lulubeans42
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4 months
First date, wish me luck
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@lulubeans42
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4 months
This massive container of coffee flavored milk oughta help
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@lulubeans42
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4 months
I had to go out in the wild world early today
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@lulubeans42
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5 months
Thank you for your interest in me! Sorry, I only date emotionally unavailable men with mommy issues
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@lulubeans42
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Hi 🤗
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@lulubeans42
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3 months
If you’re a good boy, I’ll send you gas station upskirts later
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@lulubeans42
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I’m wearing panties today
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@lulubeans42
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This is what I look like tweeting nonsense at 7 am 🥰🥰🥰
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@lulubeans42
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Hi I’m at the lake
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@lulubeans42
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In ‘22 I was dating a 26 year old, in ‘23 I was dating a 30 year old and now I’m dating a 36 year old 🤗 look a me, maturing
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@lulubeans42
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5 months
Would you like to lay in my bed and dissociate for hours together?
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@lulubeans42
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Thinking about starting a softball team if anyone wants to join
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@lulubeans42
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hi I forgot to say hi today
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@lulubeans42
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4 months
I love Twitter because people find me and think I look like a nice, normal person until they get to know me a little and are just *horrified* it brings me so much joy 😂😂
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@lulubeans42
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2 months
Felt cute in my new dress
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@lulubeans42
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So cute today
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@lulubeans42
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Excuse me sir 🤠 there’s no such thing as too old to be slutting
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@lulubeans42 @BiscuitSlayer00 lol 😂 your too old to be slutting
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@lulubeans42
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Me and Mr Peanut would like to see a picture of your dog
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@lulubeans42
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I love when some stupid shit I’ve said gets me 1,000 new followers in an afternoon 😂 Welcome! yes I know I’m a slut, thank you for telling me
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@lulubeans42
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Wanna see pictures I took in the garden?
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@lulubeans42
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Gmorning 🤗
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@lulubeans42
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These are my faces
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@lulubeans42
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The Empire Strikes Back
@wiseconnector
W 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬
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This will be good
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Can I touch your lips?
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@lulubeans42
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I am a normal 42 year old woman (we are all extremely horny)
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@lulubeans42
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Hi gmorning friends and freaks
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@lulubeans42
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It’s dripping down my chin
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@lulubeans42
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Hi I’m Lulubeans, I am a talking jellybean AMA 🤪 (I got too high accidentally, ask me questions and I’ll try to answer them until I fall asleep)
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I’m having the nicest Friday
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@lulubeans42
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This is me in my brand new era
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@lulubeans42
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Good morning, thank you for playing with me last night ❤️
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@lulubeans42
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My name is lulu and I am not in the top 2% on onlyfans, AMA
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@lulubeans42
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Got this at the thrift store yesterday! Do dogs have wings in Montana?
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@lulubeans42
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Woke up with curly hair again
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@lulubeans42
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Obligatory duck pic
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@lulubeans42
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Im an exhibitionist, not a voyeur 😅
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@lulubeans42
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Show me your high school senior photo 😃 I was class of 2000
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@lulubeans42
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Oh boy guess what it’s bath time
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@lulubeans42
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Grey sweats are cute, right?
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@lulubeans42
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This is me & my herby new friends 🤗🌱
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I can’t show you who I am because you’ll fall in love with me
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@lulubeans42
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Everybody stop telling me your age I’m not going to have sex with you
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Woke up with curly hair again today
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