Luke McGuiness @luke_mcguiness Twitter profile

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

11 years

Don't mind a pub selfie @JayTheWanted @Ed_Munton @mustardmac blaaahhhh http://t.co/uee92kujA5

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Luke McGuiness

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3 years

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

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Luke McGuiness

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10 years

Happy 24th birthday to @tom_mcguiness and @JayTheWanted the best twins in the world #ApartFromMaryKateAndAshley #AndRonnieAndReggie ✌️👌👍😘

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Luke McGuiness

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11 years

Quite a proud moment yanno! My brother james is actually cool as fuck

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11 years

It's only another family selfie @Sean IsTweeting @e_mcguiness @JayTheWanted @mustardmac http://t.co/dIMgHaEPKJ

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11 years

Kaitlyns pulled @NathanTheWanted http://t.co/RVTPsCnpEL

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11 years

Kaitlyns pulled again @TomTheWanted http://t.co/CpEEWTnnAe

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Luke McGuiness

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2 years

Might get married today fuck it

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Luke McGuiness

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11 years

Text @JayTheWanted to see if he had my boots on, to which he replied 'no' then this picture! #MyBoots http://t.co/Zh7iCHR5gY

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Luke McGuiness

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10 years

I wish people would stop tweeting me saying happy birthday! Mine's in November you clowns

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

11 years

Turns out, @TomTheWanted and @MissKelseyH do some pretty decent t shirts http://t.co/lvWURoAuM6

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

10 years

Standard holiday planning conversation with @JayTheWanted #NormalConvo http://t.co/ALoeX9y3va

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Luke McGuiness

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9 years

@e_mcguiness @tom_mcguiness @SeanIsTweeting @JayMcGuiness @mustardmac @LostBoysInc1 family photo 👊🏼 http://t.co/7SQTsNgeBz

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

10 years

So it looks like one direction have been taking drugs! So have the millions of people who listen to there music!!

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

11 years

Boooooobs http://t.co/tgDGDfE5XS

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Luke McGuiness

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8 years

So Fifa have banned the poppy for the England v Scotland game! Every fan there should buy loads, and the 11th minute, throw them on pitch 🌺

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

8 years

Go on bendy legs

Anton Savage

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8 years

But it's very clear why @JayMcGuiness is taking on the role!

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Luke McGuiness

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3 years

Class day yesterday, night with a few childhood hero’s, that free Peroni soon kicks your head in though @bignorms

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

9 years

Keep forgetting I've got 6 hours of my tattoo to sit through tomorrow 😩💉💪🏽

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

9 years

Happy birthday to my 2 bellend brothers! @tom_mcguiness @JayMcGuiness have a good un dickheads x

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

10 years

@MaxTheWanted are you twins?? http://t.co/YnwnyPcdJq

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

10 years

“ @GraKaneswaran : We've finally settled on a name for our beautiful little boy .. Bobby James Kaneswaran 💙” otherwise known as 'Luke' 👍👍

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

11 years

“ @NicolaPeach : @JayTheWanted @luke_mcguiness @mustardmac leaving the after party http://t.co/12xvt9iEWi” can't remember this at all 😬

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

9 years

Turns out my brother can actually shift 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻 @jaymcguiness !! @AlionaVilani must be some sort of super hero 🙌🏼🙌🏼

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

10 years

“ @JayTheWanted : Cheers @luke_mcguiness ! #JohnTravoltaAndKeSha ” I forgot #BenjiAndJoelMadden

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9 years

This is unreal, well done everyone 😘

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9 years

@JayMcGuiness @AlionaVilani @CBereavementC We've hit £6000 on !! Never underestimate the power of dance & kindness.

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

10 years

Not changed a bit after 24 years @amagoo13 http://t.co/DKxzOXtYh0

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

10 years

Neymar stop it! Rapidly becoming my new favourite player!! Doing it on the big stage unlike Messi!!

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

10 years

Bonfire selfie with Kaitlyn 👌 http://t.co/zbh61Fvj0E

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

9 years

Good luck @JayMcGuiness and @AlionaVilani tonight In the @bbcstrictly final! 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

2 years

I envy the people who can sit in the sun and not get agitated and sweat like a pig. Can’t wait to wear a suit at my wedding next Saturday when it’s forecast 32 degrees 🙃🙃🙃🙃

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Luke McGuiness

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9 years

Good luck on strictly bro. If you need any tips, I'll be in the atrium Friday night if you wanna come and watch me! @JayMcGuiness

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

11 years

This is what happens when Celine Dion comes on in the pub @Ed_Munton @mustardmac http://t.co/AcYoVpd9fZ

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

10 years

The Brazilian's singing that national anthem is the football version of the All Blacks doing the Haka!! Quality!!

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

10 years

The one Christmas Eve I decide to be sensible, I get woke up by @tom_mcguiness and @JayTheWanted at 3 am to drink beer!!

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

7 years

Only @JayMcGuiness could lose his bank card, cancel it, then find it in his pocket 🙄

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

10 years

Neymar, all that talent, all that money and such a bad bad haircut!!

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

8 years

You really are an absolute helmet

Jay McGuiness

@JayMcGuiness

8 years

Don't worry guys my bank card is clean now. I just got it out of the washing machine. 😶

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

11 years

Me and Kaitlyn chilling watching tele!! http://t.co/mAPSbD2B6L

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

2 years

What a monarch, what a leader and what a woman. RIP your majesty 🇬🇧

The Royal Family

@RoyalFamily

2 years

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon. The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

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Luke McGuiness

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6 years

Done well this week, got an apartment to stay in, rather than a hotel so I can cook food and not go to the pub 🙌🏻🙌🏻 the foods currently at room temperature in a carrier bag, next to my feet, in the pub 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

2 years

Just finished the traitors, and this was the best end to a game show, since the woman stole on goldenballs with jasper carrot

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

11 years

Booooooooobs http://t.co/hpX14j1PCk

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

3 years

@racingblogger What we saying about this?

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

7 years

I honestly can’t stop thinking about (and being pissed off about) having to write “from Santa” on half of Kaitlyns presents. I paid for them. Think it’s time we have the talk

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

9 years

@JayMcGuiness will do young man!

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

4 years

Pub tomorrow, not allowed to go to the bar, served at the table, not allowed to mix with people other than your table, not allowed within a metre of other people. Can it stay like that forever please?

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

11 years

So are my other brothers and sister

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

11 years

Old school collins family photo http://t.co/sIv5QAcsHl

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

10 years

Can't wait to see this little beauty for the next couple of nights 😘😘 http://t.co/BVZBQX5IDP

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

10 years

Happy 5th birthday to my best pal in the world! Kaitlyn 😘🎁🎈🎊🎋❤️ xx

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

4 years

If anyone knows of anybody spending Christmas alone this year, please get in touch. I need to borrow some chairs

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

11 years

Making my mum and bro a cup of tea because I've changed and am not selfish 👍 I'm having a can though

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

10 years

RIP @robinwilliams very sad news! Up there with my favourite comedy actors http://t.co/YbosKLpa9m

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

4 years

Been a tough couple of weeks In the covid cup, thought the close semi final would of took it out of everyone, but we turned up in the final with an emphatic win 👌🏻🏏🏆

Farndon Cricket Club

@farndoncc

4 years

CHAMPIONS!

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

5 years

Hope the press are proud. Horrible intrusive cunts. Caroline wasn’t as big a scalp as Diana but you’ve got your story. Horrible dirty fucking rat bastards.

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

10 years

Not entirely sure most 5 year old parties end up with an ambulance selfie like this if I'm completely honest! http://t.co/NKgwdI4y9s

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

9 years

Brilliant day in my eyes! Tyson fury has won, and the bellend that is @seanjward is my new best pal 😂😂

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

11 years

Me to Maureen 'am I your favourite son?' Reply 'no, Eleanor is' 😂😂 Maureen is definitely my hero ✌️

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

10 years

Classic quote from Kaitlyn after leaving the dentists "the dentists always smells like dentists doesn't it" crazy child!

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

10 years

In the words of Kaitlyn, on me doing her nails 'Dad, that's a right mess' cheers pal 👍 haha

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

11 years

Couple of naughty little t shirts delivered today! @TomTheWanted @MissKelseyH @Hashtagz 👍👌 http://t.co/YqLeiDxWqB

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

11 years

@k2kstars @Kelseyann3 @MissKelseyH to be fair you've done well with them snapbacks and onesies! They look class 👌

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

3 years

The media are fucking rats. Zooming in on fans, players and even Eriksen’s wife crying. Should of gone back to the studio within 30 seconds of it happening. Cunts

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Luke McGuiness

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5 years

My mum is fucking unreal. Nearly 60 years old, bang, fuck it, take two grandkids to London no bother. Something else you Motherbean 💖💖💖

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

3 years

Safe to say me and the mrs (back left) were keen for the racing and a pint. Only an hour and half before the first race was off 💷 🐎 🍺

PaulJohnsonBookmaker

@PJohnsonBet

3 years

The return 😁👍

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Luke McGuiness

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2 years

@SynthetiCucumb1 @KSI

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

6 years

I genuinely don’t care that I’m a 30 year old man, I am 100% getting tickets to see @westlifemusic #AlbumAlreadyPreOrdered

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

10 years

Neymar, naughty finish! Absolutely class

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

3 years

@TomParker some man for one man 🙌🏻 and @Being_Kelsey you’re an absolute rock ❤️🎀

Kelsey Gallagher

@Kelseyann3

3 years

Positive vibes and love ❤️ An absolute dream team family. Forever proud to say they’re my friends @Being_Kelsey @TomParker How far you’ve come is because of how amazing you are ❤️

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

5 years

Seriously now, I’ve seen kids graduating from nursery. Fuck off. Stop glamourising kids/people being normal. Fuck off

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

11 years

@e_mcguiness @SeanIsTweeting @JayTheWanted definitely my favourite sister 👍

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@luke_mcguiness

11 years

@TomTheWanted haha bastard!

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

10 years

Check Kaitlyn out! #SunbathingQueen http://t.co/15nxidLMKn

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

9 years

Thought @AlionaVilani fell over last night and ruined the dance, turned out @JayMcGuiness was gonna spin her on the floor 😂😂😂

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

3 years

My mrs has had the female equivalent of lads being blocked by @bet365 @WilliamHill @Coral etc

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

4 years

So you’re not allowed to visit family, but estate agents are allowed to sell houses. Just put mine on the market, family coming round for a viewing tomorrow at 12

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

10 years

Happy 20th birthday to my little taller brother @SeanIsTweeting I'm off work so I wonder what we can do 🍺🍺🍺🍺 xx

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

6 years

2 months ago, England were 100% gonna won the World Cup, I didn’t care if I kept my job or even my life, we lived in a hot country, everyone drank all the time (even vegans) and life was what life should be. Now it’s just normal and shit again

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

4 years

Buzzing cheers Reidy ⚽️ 🏏

Andy Reid

@AndyReidXI

4 years

Lads cos the current cricket World Cup winning captain is Irish and I know my stuff when it comes to the great game, as @Swannyg66 will testify to!! I’m asking for a few votes for farndon! Come on lads! 🏏

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

2 years

Massive massive day today. Nervous as shit but cannot wait to get on that train. Good day and safe travels everyone #NFFC

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

6 years

Officially got my Christmas tree up, In the fucking loft where it’s staying for another 5 weeks

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

7 years

Why are people feeling sorry for the cheating Aussies because they’ve cried. They’re cheats, have been for years, and are upset because they’ve been caught. All I can say is ‘fuck them all, they deserve it for cheating’

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

10 years

Yes I am in the pub with Sean! And yes we are having a westlife night!

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Luke McGuiness

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7 years

Alcohol is not the answer, Alcohol is the question, yes is the answer

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

3 years

@JayMcGuiness 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 straight from the group chat to here

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

10 years

Can someone tell me when @justinbieber turned from a skinny little white Canadian girl, to a 6ft black gangster rapper? I think I missed it

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

8 years

I wish it was more difficult to choose between food/drink and the gym! The poor gym's got no chance 🐷

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

11 years

Mum's just reminded me we were in a pub until god knows what time listening to some Irish bloke singing, while I was playing the spoons 🙈

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

10 years

So, Kaitlyn's officially finished her first year at school! Absolutely mental, and she's going on holiday tomorrow! Such a hard life at 5!

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

4 years

Anyone else watching this announcement and thinking ‘you’re all full of shit you lying bastards’

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

10 years

Three musketeers adventure! Ducks fed - check! Park - check! Blackberries picked - check! Onto loom bands now 🙈 http://t.co/Z0AGyP1buq

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

10 years

There is just no need for that monstrosity is there! Absolutely disgusting! And yes I did scream like a girl 👦🔫😷😥 http://t.co/0AtienFYfQ

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

6 years

A bank holiday weekend just isn’t a bank holiday weekend when you’re off the 🍺, only three weeks to go and I’ll be ✈️ to Dublin to make up for it @JayMcGuiness 🍀✈️🍺

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

5 years

I’m taking a few bottles out today and sitting in beer gardens. Play some music on my phone, drink cheaper, and pretend that this dark time isn’t happening

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

7 years

@damiensanders @JayMcGuiness @RealNatalieLowe @louissmith1989 James back on the dole now then? He really needs a full time job 🤔

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

3 years

One of the greatest things you’ll ever see in any sport ever. Goosebump moment for any football fan ⚽️ 🏆 class from the Leicester players 👏 👏👏👏

SPORTbible

@sportbible

3 years

What an incredible moment 💙

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

4 years

Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland all got to stay at home. Sure it’s not the World Cup finals?

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

5 years

Make sure you go out and vote today! If you think you’re vote won’t matter, you’re wrong. Not voting, is essentially a vote for the Tories. Vote wisely and tactically, unless your happy with the last 9 years of our country being ruined #VoteLabour

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Luke McGuiness

@luke_mcguiness

3 years

If I ever get contacted by test and trace. I’m trying out that daily contact testing pilot whether I’m allowed or not. Fuck the government now and fuck the rules

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