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A prediction from four years ago…

John McAfee

@officialmcafee

4 years

Russia's first time traveller has returned. Guess what he said: In September Biden is medically diagnosed as unfit for office and quits. They discover that the DNC has legal power to choose a replacement without a National vote! Weird huh? You'll never guess who they chose.

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@AmiriKing The world we grew up in is gone.

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@rawsalerts Following Diddy’s flight data is our generations version of this.

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@rawsalerts Who else remembers 4 years of peace with no new wars?

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@CollinRugg Is anyone buying the story that they dug these tunnels so they "had more room to pray"? How do the strollers and soiled mattresses factor into that story?

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@EndWokeness People are really wearing masks again? Or do you think she’s been wearing one for 3 years straight?

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@ElijahSchaffer 😬

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@CollinRugg This Correction Officer’s energy is what we all need right now.

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@takeheartmonica Its a certified banger.

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@realpeteyb123 Weimar Republic. Another parallel to our time is the hyperinflation. Kids used to play with bricks of cash in Weimar because it was so worthless.

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@EndWokeness I’m confused. Why was he able to walk out of the courtroom after r’ing and kidnapping someone?

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@SMB_Attorney Why do you think companies need to make it “performance based termination?” Is it so they don’t have to report them as layoffs (which they really are)? So people don’t get severance? I’m hearing about these types of firings across the board, but especially w/ big tech.

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@JonnyRoot_ @NFL_DovKleiman Respect though she looks jacked. Clearly has put in the work, so good for her regardless.

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Trump, Kid Rock, and Mario Lopez at UFC tonight. He’s gonna get 100m votes. The vibe is electric. 🇺🇸

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@BillMelugin_ “Texas Military Department.” You read that right. Texas is the only state with its own military.

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This sounds like something they would say if there was an Ebola outbreak at Burning Man.

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@stillgray It’s called Mardi Gras

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@nbcsnl This will be my first time watching SNL in the last 8-10 years.

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@patrickbetdavid Who else remembers that 4 year stretch where the US didn't start any new wars?

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@SMB_Attorney Dying to know who Joe Anderson is.

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@CollinRugg All 4 survived this?! Wow @Tesla

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@ChayaRaichik10 Look at the kid at 51sec. He reacts as any kid would when his mom hurts him, then he sees the camera and realizes mom is making another tiktok and reacts how he thinks he should, by laughing and playing along. Nothing is more destructive to a family than a narcissist mother.

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@disclosetv I don’t recall Congress declaring war. Why do we have troops fighting in Jordan?

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@CollinRugg You know it’s bad when the Normandy survivors are in better shape than the President of the US.

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7 months

@TCNetwork MSM is officially dead. 🔥

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@AmiriKing The dorks complaining about the video have never been to Mardi Gras.

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@MNateShyamalan That's a lot of Red Dye 40 😳

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@XNews Twitter used to censor and silence free speech. X defends free speech. Huge W for the platform and community today. 👏

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@MsBlaireWhite start carrying but don't open carry. Carrying openly can make you more of a target, ironically. Try conceal carry holsters until you find one you like, and practice w/ it.

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@stillgray Is that the guy who's dating Taylor Swift? (I haven't been paying attention)

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@dom_lucre 2024 is fixin to be a wild year.

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@MarioNawfal Same guy that drafted the 1994 Crime Bill locking up hundreds of thousands of people for marijuana possession. I believe the quote was “I don’t want my kids growing up in a racial jungle.”

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@dom_lucre They could make all this backlash go away by offering a free seat for kids under 10 who are flying with their parents.

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@laralogan Lara Logan is one of the only good journalists left. Who else has reporting like this?

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@JoshLekach He's down bad. It was over for him the moment she got the nose ring.

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@bennyjohnson "Vivek is working with us and he's going to be working with us for a long time." - Trump

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@stopvaccinating I did the same. Rejecting vit K and Hep B was easy. When I said we were skipping the heel prick, they lost it. Sent in the higher ups in the maternity ward to convince us/close the sale and I held my ground.

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Your kid isn’t going pro. Stop carting them around to showcases and travel leagues when they’re young. Take them fishing on a Saturday. Fix the lawn mower together. Build a model airplane. Allow them to explore new hobbies and learn new things. Prepare them for life.

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Kids who play travel baseball* and have C’s in middle school You are not going pro Likely won’t make varsity Probably bottom 50% of whatever team you are on. If your parents won’t tell you this…I will. You’re likely more talented in some other, non athletic way. Think

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@dom_lucre Congratulations, everything bad that ever happened is your fault. Also, you’re fired.

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@RealCandaceO I took a labor law class in law school taught by an attorney who defended unions during the day. The entire class was about how unions are the backbone of the country and nobody was allowed to even present an alternative viewpoint. Law schools are liberal indoctrination camps.

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@MarioNawfal Exclusive video of the cockpit

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@TheoVon The first comic to release a new special exclusively on Twitter will do very well. That is the move right now.

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@TuckerCarlson "and we'll air it at the same time as the Republican Debate..."

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@WallStreetSilv It would be cheaper if she wasn't buying garbage food for her family.

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@johnkvallis @moicanoufc Interesting.

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@nicholasig13 My wife's dad gave us an old rocking chair that his mother used to sit in. It's nice but my wife can't sit in it to breastfeed. It's uncomfortable and not practical. When you're a father and see your wife breastfeeding your baby, you won't care about the chair anymore.

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@SMB_Attorney People don’t hate San Francisco, they hate what their corrupt government did to it. It’s a beautiful city. The hills and the architecture. I’d love to go back and visit but I don’t want to get stabbed.

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@elonmusk Wow! I'm blown away at the improvements of Twitter in the last 6 months. Features like this are HUGE and change the dynamic of media, but nobody will hear about it because the news hates elon lol. Incredible trajectory at twitter 📈 This guy should build rockets!

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@stclairashley If they don’t give a name, there’s no way to check if they’re a known terrorist on an active watchlist. Meanwhile I have TSA pre check and still get a hand shoved up my ass during screening.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho . @realpeteyb123 what’s going on in Greece? Looks like NYC last summer during the “wildfires.”

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@LizCrokin I showed this to my wife and she said “I don’t get it.” 🤷‍♀️ Explaining my jokes is not out of the norm in this household. Eventually she laughs and tells me how funny I am.

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This Week's News Recap: @JamesOKeefeIII exposed BlackRock so the news distracted us with a WhiteCock.

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@HannahBarron96_ @X Hannah Barron’s been posting cat fishing videos on YouTube forever. I’m surprised it took so long for Twitter to discover her. Twitter lost its mind over a video of good looking Louisiana girls dancing at Mardi Gras a few weeks ago. They’re just learning about the south now.

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@dom_lucre Ron's campaign team, especially his social media team, was perhaps the worst I've ever seen. So bad I question whether they were agents on the inside sent to destroy his campaign from within. If so, they accomplished their mission swiftly.

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@MarioNawfal Texas has its own state military forces: the Texas Army National Guard, Texas Air National Guard, and the Texas State Guard, operating solely under state authority, a legacy of its history as an independent republic. Governor Abbott is Commander in Chief.

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@LizCrokin I took this screenshot last week and didn't know what to do with it. So here it is. When NYC was getting all the attention for the orange smoke, the worst smoke and most hazardous air in the country was blanketing the finger lakes. Covering for ops?🤔

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@TheoVon Elon just tweeted this to his 150M followers. I am right about everything. Who's going to be the first comic to turn away from netflix, youtube, comedy central and upload their special exclusively to twitter?

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Comedy is legal on this platform!

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@elonmusk @Lukewearechange

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@LizCrokin 💯💯 !! People will say that the news is propaganda and then get consumed with stories about Chinese balloons and phallic submarines. They even named it “oceangate.” 🙄 Anyone who spent an ounce of energy on it lost credibility in my book. Easily fooled.

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@CollinRugg Amazing 😂. The most historic interview by any journalist in the modern era.

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@NoContextHumans we need a rihanna AI remix of this song asap

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@SpiritofPines Very selfish of your son to have his birthday during peak cruise season.

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@TheoVon Theo Von is the voice of reason we all need during these trying times.

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@Breaking911 What am I looking at here

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@WallStreetSilv He’s right. They used the same strategy with Tate as they did with Trump. Make people despise them so they react with emotion when they hear him speak and subconsciously disregard what he says, even if it’s the truth.

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@Brick_Suit @libertysafeinc They did recently. That's why they feel the need to make the statement. They bowed to the Feds and didn't think to ask for a subpoena. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@CWBOCA @laralogan that's the joke.

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@Akademiks Bar owners seeing this trend.

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@DanWuori I appreciate this post. I don’t feel as bad about scrolling on X reading articles while my 7 week old sleeps on me. But when she’s awake I try to keep the phone away bc she recently started with the eye contact/cooing/laughing and nothing on my phone is better than that!

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@tsarnick No thank you.

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@dom_lucre I love when you bless the timeline with good stories. Too much negativity and race baiting from other big accounts.

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Cutting out alcohol was the single biggest positive change I’ve ever made.

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@JeffKrisko @stavvybaby That explains why so many q drops ended with "...also i'm gay lol"

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@liampmooney @litcapital It took me a bit to realize my suit jacket pockets aren't supposed to be sewn shut.

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@CollinRugg Anyone who paid attention during 2020 knows what’s coming next. Same pattern, same people, different flags.

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@ElijahSchaffer Some people find this woman attractive, others don’t, but it’s not because of her skin color.

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@bennyjohnson @TuckerCarlson having the absolute time of his life rn

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@EndWokeness pretty bad, but still not as offensive as this.

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@AintGottaDollar @GravitysRa1nbow If he posts an apology note to Israel today it will be one of the fastest rise and falls of an artist in history.

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@VivekGRamaswamy We have American citizens being tortured and dying in Ukranian prisons, yet we're still sending Ukraine billions of dollars and millions of weapons. At what point is it Treason?

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@Cernovich Here’s the first Teacher’s full video:

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@AnthonyCumia She made him get rid of his dog that he loved. Obviously ties with close friends had to be cut as well.

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@MsBlaireWhite also, i'm sorry that happened to you. 🙏🏻

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Driving in Texas. It is what you think it is. ⚡️⚡️⚡️

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@dom_lucre One in custody.

Teresa Woodard

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#BREAKING : Dallas Police say one suspect is in custody in a shooting at the State Fair of Texas. Fair Park is being evacuated. @wfaa @StateFairOfTX #StateFairofTX

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@TuckerCarlson Also, shouts to whoever made this X animation and logo. 🔥

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@Cernovich He can’t look the men in the eye when he speaks.

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@ChrisJBakke This is no surprise. Anyone remember the google video from ~5 years ago of the AI phone assistant making appointments and conversing in real time? We still don't have the tech they "debuted" in 2018.

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@levelsio Holy smokes. Feels more dystopian than futuristic.

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@Cernovich

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@svpino Bc data is a commodity and letting 3rd parties scrape the site and train their LLMs and learn the nuances of NLP for free isn’t good for Twitter. Engagement will take a hit but something had to be done.

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@MillerStream Snapchats AI team

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@CollinRugg He has r*pe and kidnapping charges, yet he is allowed to walk free on bond. 😐

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@TheoVon You and @danawhite started the trend of telling advertisers to GFY.

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@LizCrokin I remember this. OOS opened my eyes and kicked off my research on the topic. Anything I posted about it was immediately censored. Couldn’t send links, mention names, the censorship increased daily. All it did was confirm @LizCrokin was speaking truth.

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@JackPosobiec We know who was there to watch it...

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@Oilfield_Rando He bought the bieber fanpage with however many thousands of followers, took it offline for a month or so, and when it reappeared it was an actblue propaganda page with a built in audience of the exact demo they needed to target with their messaging. Very sneaky, but smart.

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@mcuban @X X is the only platform where these exchanges can take place. Whether people agree or disagree, at least the conversations can happen.

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