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Femi

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3 years

My father screamed while having a shave in the bathroom today. We rushed to check what happened and he asked us to thank God for his beauty 🤦🏾‍♂️. I don’t even know what to say because I and my brother act the same way.

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Femi

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6 months

Two seater 🪑

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Femi

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2 months

Baby Shower 🧼🌱

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2 years

July Dump? 🫠

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3 years

@faisall_22 Lol. Appreciating yourself isn’t a feminine thing. If you don’t, who will?

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3 years

@K_tops Tbh. A lot of people would have argued this is learned behaviour but I’m pretty sure my dad doesn’t know his sons are equally vain.

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Femi

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3 years

I hope you have someone nearby with CPR skills cause who dey breeet? 😂

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Femi

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3 years

@DonInAbuja My goodness! My dad has the same opinion about watches! It’s important to look at the time on your watch instead of your phone. For goodness sake!! 😂😂

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Femi

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3 years

Overraw best in beauty! 🙊

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Femi

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3 years

I noticed there’s an overwhelming happiness that comes when my friends are happy. I love it so much it makes me happy. I always want to feel this way 😭♥️♥️

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Femi

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2 months

My bus smells like raw meat guys! I know I’m packing, but this can’t be coming from me

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Femi

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2 years

Taking a long look at the mirror to get in touch with the reality I lost

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Femi

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3 years

@NwadigoJohnpaul The best mood ever! Biko gas yourself up because na you be your own Mr Nigeria/Mr World 💯

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Femi

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3 years

@very_tory Please hail her as many times as she wants. Most of them don’t get this encouragement from their spouses or children because we feel they’re old. Keep it up 💯

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Femi

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2 years

I’m obsessed. I now have 6 more babies, making it 8 in total. Please call me Baba Asake, Labake, Ngozi, Okonjo, Iweala, Sun, Moon and Starr 🥹

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Femi

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12 days

Looking for a website dev for a friend. Please reach out if you know anyone 🙏🏽

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Femi

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3 years

@chrisss_virusss Omooo! Shock make me forget but I thanked Him afterwards.

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Femi

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3 years

@oluwadavenchi Have money too because no be all these things go feed your unborn children 😂

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Femi

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3 years

Got extra balloons today. Thank you @Twitter

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Femi

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3 years

@AlhajiAraphat 🤭👀

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Femi

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3 years

#1 . I remember when my grandma stopped attending ‘prize giving day’ ceremonies after my first year in high school. She was upset she had to dress up every time for me to collect ‘best behaved or neatest’ student.

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Femi

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3 years

@cedradi0 Well written! Every single word👏🏽

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Femi

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2 years

Best in admiring people’s gym bodies and not going to the gym to achieve the same 🏆🥇

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Femi

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2 years

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.

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Femi

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3 years

For those wondering what it looked like before. And no, this is not a thirst trap 👀👀

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Femi

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3 years

#12 . Ignoring the ‘subtle threat’ and ‘neglect’ style of parenting in the past, please don’t lose hope in whatever you’re doing. It’s amazing how much potentials we have as humans. Plus it gets better with age. Trust me! It does! ♥️

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Femi

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3 years

@teslimalabi_ Its a hard and scary thing to recover from. It makes you shut down love even when it’s genuine. And when you think you can be vulnerable again, someone/something proves you wrong. 😔

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Femi

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2 years

Here's a friendly reminder that God qualifies the unqualified. Whatever God-given opportunity may come your way, you are the absolute best person for that role. God doesn't make mistakes so stop second guessing yourself!

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Femi

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2 years

@blendnwhip You meant Yoruba Nigerian Man? 🫠

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Femi

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3 years

Hmnnnn @JeffBezos has got some explaining to do.

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Femi

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3 years

@NeneQueen12 @Zen_firee He’s not even 60 yet. Maybe by that time, we won’t breathe again 😂

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Femi

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3 years

@ozzyetomi This algorithm fails when you actually like the person.

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Femi

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3 years

Got the perfect matching item for a quick stop at the beach with my sister 🏖😍 #paywithpride #Revolut

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Femi

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2 years

I hope this week is everything you need it to be. I hope you find the answers you've been searching for. I hope your blessings come right on time. I hope you find ease, peace and balance 🙏🏽

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Femi

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4 months

@ElainNainNaine Wore an orange jumper to a bar in London recently and felt so out of place. I almost went home to change cause the jumper was giving happy and vibrant.

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Femi

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3 years

@sh_really @unemployedfatty @Saleen_MartinTV @whoiskpd @psychonegraut I don’t think it’s that easy you know 🥺

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Femi

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2 years

01.04.22 vs 30.04.22

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Femi

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2 years

Me to the UK weather: You wanna roll with the big boys eh? You wanna be hot like me eh?

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Femi

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2 years

This situationship life can be exhausting lol. You have two adults carefully avoiding commitments, but enjoying the benefits of it. Fun at the beginning and usually toxic at the end. 😮‍💨

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Femi

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3 years

This was a tweet!

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Femi

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1 year

@chiderapeters_ The beauty that is Marrakesh is very underrated. You take amazing pictures btw 😍😮‍💨🫶🏽

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Femi

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3 years

@shivanourpanah It’s amazing to see behavioural traits passed down so effortlessly. Amazing I tell you!

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Femi

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3 years

@AnthonyAzekwoh Now the children need therapy. It’s no surprise we score low on the well-being index because living in Nigeria alone is PTSD.

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Femi

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1 year

@therealdaddymo1 Konidafun awon ara île iya e sent me! 😂🤣🤣💔

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Femi

@lufemi_og

2 years

There’s a lot of love that’s not taught in the black community, especially among black men. I hope every black man out there learns to love with patience 🫶🏽

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Femi

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3 years

Society puts so much pressure on people. Pressure to earn a degree, pressure to marry, pressure to have children without asking the important question - Can you handle it?

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Femi

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2 years

@SOURDECO @skimaskthoty @pcd2009 Stop!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀

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Femi

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2 years

I miss e ba mi fi rice N150, spaghetti N50, ewa N50, dodo N50, ara eran meta, pomo kan so bad 😩

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Femi

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3 years

Happy birthday Chale. You’ve been an amazing friend and recipient of my shameless dancing skills lol 😂. God bless you @KofiApeakorang ♥️

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Femi

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1 month

@IzunnaDike The donuts don’t hit as well. Only Wenzel’s has managed to give me the same Nigerian texture with their sugar ring donuts

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Femi

@lufemi_og

2 years

If I see one more pot of fried rice on your close friends list, I’m blocking you. Cooking shouldn’t be limited information. Give us scandal please

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Femi

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5 months

@inlew_of Covid had me missing my barber NGL. Second image was a few days apart. Had to test my amateur barbing skills 😮‍💨

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Femi

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13 days

Grateful for the gift of family

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Femi

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3 years

If you love me, you deserve to wait 🥺

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Femi

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2 years

If you get hit with a random bit of nostalgia and feel sad again, that's ok! Healing isn't linear. Remember to look back on how far you've come and realize that you're one day closer to becoming the best version of you!

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Femi

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3 years

This long distance relationship eh! Once they start saying “a friend”, “somewhere”, “something”….your insecurities will just be rising up like yeast 😭

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Femi

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3 years

@_Mavericklad @Singing__CROWN @blairsin_thomas Haha! I missed the dancing gene. I can’t even dance to save a life 😂😂

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Femi

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2 years

Who do me this thing? Love can’t be that hard to find now 🥹

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Femi

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3 years

1. Growing up, I had an aunt that always showed up every Sunday for lunch. She had perfectly timed her journey and wouldn’t miss the jollof rice for nothing. #Thread

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Femi

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2 years

@nelsoncj3 Not the handkerchief 💀💔

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Femi

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3 years

@Egi_nupe_ I see no reason why we have to genderize taking pictures or conform it to any specific location. If a man can take pictures in a studio for any other reason, his birthday shouldn’t be excluded. Don’t police people’s choices.

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Femi

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3 years

I can’t see what’s in front of me, still I will trust You 🙏🏽♥️

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Femi

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3 years

A lot of us have expectations from friendships because we give our all. From conversations to time, to attention, etc. It can be hurtful if it’s not being reciprocated and it’s okay to pull back.

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Femi

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2 years

You have a chance to live your life the way you want to. Just tune out the noise, listen to you heart and let your love be greater than your fear.

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Femi

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2 years

@SirLeoBDasilva This was the only iPhone I used for 2 years+. No lies told here.

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Femi

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3 years

@TheKitchenista I don’t think we can ever prepare enough to heal. Therapy feels like fixing a botched surgery. You’ll need to open up to close properly. 😔

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Femi

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3 years

#11 . I doubt I’ll ever forget that moment till death. Not only because I got an unexpected gift on that day, but because I had unconsciously been making progress towards a goal I never knew - Mathematics

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Femi

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4 months

I’m just saying if anyone sees me outside and gives me £10,000 right now, it won’t be a bad idea.

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Femi

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3 years

@bukola_beckley 😌

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Femi

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3 years

I’ve been overwhelmed by Twitter’s love over the past three days. Beauty aside 🙈, it has been a strange experience, atypical for a common man like me. I’m grateful. I do not take this for granted. Thank you 🙏🏽😭

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Femi

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3 years

Dear @TiwaSavage , somebody’s son already loves you everyday and His name is Jesus.

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Femi

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3 years

Just finished my first attempt at painting. Please call baba tope or whoever paints your house and buy beer for him because e no easy. I’m in severe pains 🥴

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Femi

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3 years

Femis have suffered in the hands of Nigerians. This disrespect is not good for our brand. From now on, please call me Daddy. 😮‍💨

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Femi

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3 years

Responding to questions with questions or answers that aren’t straightforward 🤦🏾‍♂️

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Femi

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3 years

How come no one told me bread and coleslaw slaps?

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Femi

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3 years

@NMYF13 @armyonthebloc He might just be superman. Biko let him starch that cloth and fly with pride! 😂

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Femi

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3 years

@gospel_Rx I have done videos shouting this on Instagram before. Biko choke everyone with that drip 😂

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Femi

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2 years

Idk, but getting my 20th plant within a month feels like I may be needing therapy or tequila or both 😮‍💨

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Femi

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2 years

You are exactly where you’re supposed to be. You may not have it all figured out and that’s okay, but you have the present and what you do with it is all that matters ❤️

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Femi

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3 years

If your parents think you’re irresponsible, hit me up. I can satisfy all their needs 😅

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Femi

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3 years

@Iaura__ @AaliyahChanel_ It’s sad. I once asked my professor why we need extra years of certifications post-MSc if we have to pay so much for the MSc program in the first place.

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Femi

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3 years

@Labssssss These thick thighs didn’t save your life today.

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Femi

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3 years

@talkaative69 I hope the one on the right has paracetamol? Those glasses look recommended and I’m confident they’re not hers 🥺

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Femi

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2 years

This year was like Januaryyyyyyyyyy, Februaryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, June, November, Merry Christmas 🥴

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Femi

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3 years

Humans are very quick to criticise things they have no knowledge of. No one is policing your expression but at least display some level of knowledge if you want to have an opinion on something 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Femi

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1 year

@gaialect Even worse if you’re surrounded by reactive people. Your brain will be in constant shuffle between flight and freeze. Only to process it two days after 😣

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Femi

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1 year

@Queen_Aeesha 🤭

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Femi

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3 years

I thought driver’s license was my tear trigger till I listened to favorite crime 🥺

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Femi

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4 months

God forbid I ever surround myself with friends who will rather manipulate themselves out of situations than be honest and own their shit. God forbid!

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Femi

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9 months

Please don’t get offended if I promise to reach out and I don’t. Life gets by sometimes and adulting is the absolute ghetto! 😔

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Femi

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2 years

Dear Lord, I’m sorry that some things got hard for me and I overlooked the many things that were going easy for me at the same time 🙏🏽❤️

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Femi

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2 years

One of my toxic traits is making a new song I like, the most played song in my playlist

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Femi

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3 years

Dedicating a random day in a week where I’ll choose not to worry about anything. I tried today, but failed when I listened to a sad song. Will try again next week. 😮‍💨

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Femi

@lufemi_og

3 years

Don’t romanticise jealousy. It’s not a good trait and shouldn’t be praised. Same with lies. There’s no white lie or a justification for one.

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Femi

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3 years

I hope you don’t find yourself in situations that test your faith or make you question your maker. I hope somehow you’ll hold on to the belief that everything will be alright.

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Femi

@lufemi_og

3 years

I’m very low maintenance. Not because I don’t want to live the baby boy life, but because there are many things I can’t prioritise over peace of mind. You see that peace! Na my middle name be that.

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Femi

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2 years

@mylifeinthered @ninagrewal97 It’s a shame you had to go through this. I can’t imagine how often you’d find yourself processing and managing emotions at the slightest. Please be kind to yourself ♥️

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