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#LFC 🔴expert puns, you’ll get the occasional animal fact. ......I don’t even wanna be like me. The King In Yellow..🐆 🇯🇲 🇮🇪 follow @fakefacts22

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Loooooool wow #EastEnders
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And James Corden
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Taylor Swift, Ice Spice and Blake Lively arrive at the #SuperBowl .
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Liverpool made Rodri untuck his shirt yesterday he was getting worked
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Noah lyles having covid then competing and hugging people is crazy irresponsible
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He looks like if someone tried to draw Method Man
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Timbaland speaks on Justin Timberlake dropping new music & says he’s back
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PSP was way too good for it’s time how can it come out in 2005 loool
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Just know he’s shouting something racist
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Not-your Homme by Priti
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Otto Von Jizzmark
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If Priti Patel released a perfume what would she name it?
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🥺😭😭
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When your mum goes to get a lemon and you’re left in the cue
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Follow the leader....
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Nobody: Sam Thomson: #ImaCeleb
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Why didn’t you score? “I’m to fat”
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#GTA6 coming out in 2025? Thats like 10 years away #GTA6trailer
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😂😂 Alisson can’t help himself, I love my club #LFC #YNWA #SixTimes
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@UdokaBetsy I’ll be patiently waiting for the headline when pogba gets his euros trim
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Maguire actually says please to the ref because he knows it’s a red card, ref say ok then, dickhead man #LFC
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Remembering all the times arsenal fans said lacazette was better than firmino
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@AbzSemtex @lfcJ7_ Na it was a draw 1-1
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Ooo that reminds me I need to buy some mackerel
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"Shrink" performance art by Lawrence Malstaf, 2020
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When you realise nas don’t give a fuck how your name is pronounced anymore #LoveIsland
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“1-1 against a champions league winning manager isn’t to bad ay? Haha”
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There is no bigger national treasure than Attenborough, ❤️
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A wonderful moment on Centre Court as the crowd rises for Sir David Attenborough 💚 #Wimbledon
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If the guy in the window is mick I’m gonna lose it
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POP CULTURE ENTHUSIAST
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This is better than anything Van Gough ever painted 🥵 #EastEnders
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Some just have scum in their blood
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microphone picking up what pulisic said
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Bart Simpson in the opening credits
@maxdubler
Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈
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New transit fare evasion discourse just dropped.
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No dads have ever had a problem with this, I’m so confident of that loooool relax
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Dr Charlotte Proudman
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For the love of god, rename it parentcare. I’ve never seen a shop named, “fathercare”.
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Danica is fucking hilarious I actually love the way she speaks now the little chief executive #LoveISland
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The ones that paid for the blue tick seeing twitter dying anyway
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You lot made Salah scared to shoot now he’s trying to find Mané if with every pass
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Mane!! He’s too funny 😂
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If there’s a fight in the street don’t scream loud for no reason
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Chioma ❁
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18. Apart from sex, what else do men want from ladies??
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Our full backs>>>> your midfielders
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A whole fist uno lol
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Also this ain’t me in the video
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I’ll be home in a bit
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Dudja™
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Wrap it up
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Here’s the proof penguins are bourbons covered in chocolate 😂
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Come on Denny, time for round two #EastEnders
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Loooooool wow #EastEnders
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Firmino looking at 19 missed calls from coutinho #LFC
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Yeah fair play, McCrispy is ncie 👌🏽
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Lol no way, just opened my kinder egg and there was a Man City ticket in there!
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It wasn’t just me, and you know it
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We won but Alisson is Injured 😔 #LFC
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When I watch other DMs I just thank god Fabinho plays for Liverpool, nobody comes close.
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The ones that follow you but don’t like you are the weirdest
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Acknowledge your son and then chat
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Dwight Yorke: "All the noise that Liverpool are making and they're not in the FA Cup, lost in Carabao Cup and are not in the title race, they're not in a better position than Man United. "And all for what Salah is doing, it's great for his personal accolades but you want that to
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“Bobby is done” Firmino:
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Telling me “it’s just a common cold” loool I know this but if someone has a cold do you want them hugging you making you sick before you need to perform? Use your brains.
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#Eastenders better be on in the morning
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Saw this yesterday, two girls were on tap water for 2 hours waiting for sponsor, they gave up and left.
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Going out with no money and expecting people you meet when you step out to cover your bill is very embarrassing.
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@ash_patties Never said there was, he just needs to be more conscious of others
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You ain’t my real ladder! You’re my step ladder!! 😡
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Ay the the dance made me laugh he thought he was right 😂 #SoccerAM
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He’s actually extremely talented looool
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That massage gun will have you feeling like this #TheApprentice
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I watch it every day
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Chan ❤️
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Don’t men like the chase anymore? Gosh
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🤣 corona, definitely a nod to the pandemic there #LineofDuty
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Once I’m over crying, I’m gonna get stuck into Arsenal
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Classic @CHABUDDYGEEZY moment 😂😂 @AsimC86 is one of the funniest guys on TV #kuruptFM
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Studs on Mac Allister chest but gets the ball first so people were saying no pen? But when it’s Arsenal it it’s different rules
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Gerrard coming to collect his premier league winners medal
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This is why I need to read shit, because I’d drink it
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OH MEECHIE🌹💛♒️
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The best one 🔥🔥🤌🏾
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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See what happens when people act like fucking idiots? People die, well done to every idiot that decided to behave the way they did at that concert. RIP Rebecca. ❤️
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One of the best PL games ever, RIP Tiote
@premierleague
Premier League
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67: Newcastle 0-4 Arsenal FT: Newcastle 4-4 Arsenal A #PL match that will never be forgotten - who wins the latest instalment?
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David seaman is the type of guy that if you said a shit joke in a room full of people he’d still laugh to save you, good vibes #HarrysHeroes
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@yesmar_x @Breliloquy @FLOTUK Sorry just see this, domesticated sheep were bread for wool so needed to be sheared but wild sheep malt naturally it would never get this bad for a wild sheep
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No entry, no parking, congestion charge, temporary lights
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CEIRA
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Delete 4 signs ... GO!
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@LoveIsland you said this was an extended episode!?
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Imagine getting knocked into little spoon
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#PS5 will be released between October and December 2020 and cost around ��450. So Christmas is cancelled for everyone accept me.
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Why should I feel sorry for KDB when they all laughed at Salah? 🤣 go get some frozen peas looool
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Na it was two mutuals when I first started following now it’s 11? Please I can’t take it anymore!
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Would you rather fight 4 kangaroos or 1 wolf?? 🤔
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🤭🤣
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Dogs when they see each other from across the street
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Good to see Klopp supporting his local, #MarineFC
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Looks like the intro to a Netflix crime documentary
@KensingtonRoyal
The Prince and Princess of Wales
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Our family Christmas card for 2023 🎄❤️ 📸 Josh Shinner
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I’m cracking up, Fred is a boy to him 🤣
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No question
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@YallLuvCris
Idris Elbow 💪🏾
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Name a celebrity who’s been fine af your whole life 👀
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He’s gonna grow up to be a scaffolder 🥹
@UB1UB2
UB1UB2 West London (Southall)
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Driving through Uxbridge Road and...
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My mental health been crashing recently, almost to the point of no return..been a real struggle but we can hope for better days, what’s weird is somebody “liked” a tweet to me which said “not easy at all but please never give up” this tweet was in May, it’s like it was a sign 🤍
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Good to see Steve Bruce back supporting Aston Villa after being sacked... #WBAAVL
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Because you didn’t let that guy on the train
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Jonty
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Why are we, as fans of Chelsea FC, being punished as well? That’s a step too far.
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This will never not be funny 😂 😂 #LoveIsland
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He went from France to Spain TeLaporte…..
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Wait Laporte plays for Spain? I thought he was french ?
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Headie one was like this:
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Endo is so clear of Caicedo it’s actually funny at this point
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Take me back
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People still say CR7 >>>> Messi??! Watch rugby from now on
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Relationship must’ve been up in the air
@cokeandaSlice
jancarlo
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This guy on the plane just broke up w/ his girlfriend and she's SOBBING
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Yeah it’s called Jehovah’s Witness
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@annastewartcnn This feels like a parody this is extremely funny 😭😭😭😭
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Love my mum so much, swear she’s the greatest woman on earth ❤️
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I’ve seen Liverpool win every club trophy possible, finally
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You know how great it must feel to volley a smoke grenade
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Thinking about starting a support group ( chat ) for men, struggling with mental health, it’ll just be a group DM thing if you’re interested or think it’s a good idea let me know privately.
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I was driving around in my stolen super car cruising the sidewalk listening to west coast classics, lady of the night had red heels and fancy clothes, went to a back alley she offered 3 different services I took all 3, she ended up dead don’t know how, los Santos is a mad place
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WstLdnsMayor_ “Mr Bumbaclartaries”
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Men on the TL : Have you ever paid for sex How much was it? Was it worth it?
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