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Louis Katz

11 months

My new special premieres 10/19 at 6pm PT/9pm ET on my YouTube channel

Louis Katz | "The Best Comedian You've Never Heard Of" (Full Comedy...

In this comedy special (officially titled "PRESENT/TENSE") I use my unique, punchline-heavy stand up style to explore what happens when the hopes and dreams ...

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

4 years

Comedy shows in the park are a great way for comedians to transition into homelessness.

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

5 years

The Watchmen on HBO is amazing. Somehow they managed to create a totally believable, fully-formed alternative universe where Tulsa is interesting.

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Louis Katz

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4 years

FELLOW COMEDIANS: did you know you can set up direct "donations" to yourself via paypal or cashapp on your spotify profile? Just log in to spotify for artists & add the fundraising option. Spotify pays shit for royalties, so maybe we can at least get paid like this. Pass it on

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

11 months

The special is out! Enjoy!!

Louis Katz | "The Best Comedian You've Never Heard Of" (Full Comedy...

In this comedy special (officially titled "PRESENT/TENSE") I use my unique, punchline-heavy stand up style to explore what happens when the hopes and dreams ...

www.youtube.com

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

5 years

Excited to announce that I was traded for @wkamaubell to the black delegation in the 2019 Racial Draft!

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

10 years

On this spot, a hipster realized they were really just a yuppie who dressed funny, and exploded. http://t.co/fhw1h2oG4M

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

10 years

It's A Small World With Limited Natural Resources #RejectedThemeParkRides @midnight

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

4 years

The chicken omelette is the ultimate breakfast taboo. It's the stepmom porn of brunch.

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

3 years

Pro tip: You can't shit your pants if you're not wearing any.

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

6 years

. @DougStanhope once said I was "funny to the point that Hitler would have given me a sleeper car on the train." Find out why! Listen to my new album:

KATZKILLS by Louis Katz

Preview, download or stream KATZKILLS by Louis Katz

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

10 years

Instead of protesting gay weddings, protest destination weddings. "I BELIEVE MARRIAGE SHOULD BE BETWEEN...1 HOUR & 1.5 HOURS FROM MY HOUSE!"

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

10 years

Don't forget to buy tix to se me & Dave @Attell this weekend! Get them here: http://t.co/TQJgCSFesq http://t.co/9uZnhpMulY

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

4 years

I miss the sense of approval I got from doing stand up, so now I just walk around my neighborhood looking tired and wearing scrubs at 7pm everyday

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

8 years

"Fuck you. Fuck this" - me, a minute and a half into using this new mindfulness app I downloaded

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

10 years

Congrats, @suey_park ! You did it!! #CancelColbert

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

2 years

@mrgrahamkay @ohJuliatweets Fuck that. Name names. People should know which cruise line doesn't support people with autism and denies the holocaust.

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@louiskatz

10 years

Battlestar Sciatica #badscifi @midnight

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

3 years

Happy birthday to @moshekasher , aka Little Durag. May you keep on dancing for many more!

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

3 years

I'm back on the road with the king himself, Dave Attell, tonight @StressFactoryNJ Come thru if you can!!!

Dave Attell

@attell

3 years

We're back in the tent tomorrow @wilsylvince & @louiskatz at @StressFactoryNJ Can't wait!

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

10 years

Batman in Robin #naughtycomicbooks @midnight

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

4 years

Today is a day celebrated by Jews around the world: my birthday. It's also Yom Kippur. In honor of this holiest of days, here's a piece I did a few years back on @wkamaubell 's Totally Biased. RT to seal yourself in The Book of Life.

Orthodox Non-Observant Judaism

Here's a rant I did a few years bank on Totally Biased with W Kamau Bell

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

11 years

fWeezer #FrozenBands @midnight

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

7 years

#tbt to last Friday's retirement home comedy jam in honor of my grandpas 90th bday

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

6 years

Got plans for New Years? Who cares! It's gonna suck. Check out this bit from my new album "KATZKILLS" about why NYE is the worst. #NewYearsEve #NewYears #NYE #NYE2019

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

5 years

My This Is Not Happening story has now been viewed over 2 MILLION times on youtube. I know that's just a silly round number, and it doesn't really mean anything, but it feels good. Check it out if you haven't already:

Louis Katz - Louis and the Tramp - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

After a particularly bad breakup, Louis Katz falls in love with a giant drug-addicted homeless girl in Portland, Oregon.Watch full episodes of This Is Not Ha...

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

9 years

No Discount for Old Men #Budgetbooks @midnight

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

10 years

It's @attell 's bday! Celebrate by watching his killer last special. It's hilarious, & shot in a totally original way http://t.co/8VrEnDhJK8

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

3 years

Hey @spotify , glad you settled whatever issue you had with @ComedyCentral records and my 1st album is streaming again, but could you please restore the number of plays??? All those tracks were in the 6 figures! You don't pay us, so pride in those numbers is all I got!!!

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

9 years

They should have spelled the show “Twó Brõkê Gïrls,” to subtly warn viewers of all the bad accents they're about to hear.

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

4 years

I'd rather spend 40 years wandering in a desert than 64 minutes in a zoom seder.

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

6 years

Well, this sucks. Now I can’t complain about not getting on any lists. Thanks to @IsaacKozell @vulture @attell @HeliumComedyPdx Laurence Schwarz and @800lbRecords #KATZKILLS

The 10 Best Comedy Albums of 2018

Featuring Sam Jay, Jo Firestone, Langston Kerman, Emily Heller, and more.

www.vulture.com

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

3 years

@ThatEricAlper This Year's Model, Astral Weeks, Paul's Boutique are all great answers, but somehow no one's mentioned Pinkerton??

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

3 years

Exciting News!!! I'm taping a 1 hr special in Los Angeles at @TheMintLa on Thurs, Oct 28!! Get tix here: (don't forget to put you were referred by me)

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

9 years

"Jew Boys in Rome" Hear about me & @moshekasher 's time in Italy in a new ep of my podcast: http://t.co/g2VPw4Agon http://t.co/5IVvnq1HnJ

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

5 years

Black men over 50 are single handedly keeping single-ear bluetooth headset manufacturers in business.

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

5 years

@AriShaffir @JoeListComedy @OrpheumPhx Also, @attell is performing tonight/tomorrow in Phoenix with a non-Mexican Jew named Louis. Just in case anyone wants to know if there are any other jewish Louis themed comedy shows around town this weekend.

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

9 years

Hannibal & Shaq have lots in common. They’re both famous 4 rivalries w/rapists who r way more talented than they are. #roastofjustinbieber

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

10 years

This baby on my flight was crying so angrily it seemed like he was mocking other babies

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

5 years

Yup. Tomorrow's my day!

marc maron

@marcmaron

5 years

Tomorrow is @louiskatz day on @WTFpod !

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

6 years

THE NEW ALBUM HAS DROPPED!!!

KATZKILLS by Louis Katz

Preview, download or stream KATZKILLS by Louis Katz

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

10 years

RIP, the founder of Chick-Fil-A. You brought the world some of the most tender, juicy homophobia.

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

8 years

They're finally making a sequel to Powder, and it looks awesome!!!! Congrats, @realjeffreyross !

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

3 years

Gonna be at @TheIrvineImprov this Wed for one night only. This is my only headlining gig in socal for a while. Totally different material from last October's special taping, so come thruuuuu!

Irvine Improv

@TheIrvineImprov

3 years

Need more @louiskatz after seeing him perform at @attell ’s shows this past weekend? Come to his show Feb 2 at the #IrvineImprov ! 🎟

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

8 years

Enjoying @DougStanhope 's new book as Al Roker looks on disapprovingly

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

3 years

Doing a TON of shows this July, both headlining on my own & opening for @attell . If you don't live near any of these cities, you really fucked up. But you can still help by 1) messaging your local club about booking me in the future, & 2) passing this on to someone who does!

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

10 months

SOOOO excited to watch my friend @natebargatze host SNL tonight! Not only is he one of the funniest comics working today, but he's also a great guy who took the time to make this promo for my new special:

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

6 years

Damn, they're giving these Netflix specials out to anybody now!

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

3 years

RIP to @normmacdonald , one of my, and every other stand up's, favorite comics. When I got sick of stand up and didn't want to watch or listen to it at all anymore, he still made me laugh.

Courageous Battle

Song · Norm MacDonald · 2011

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

9 years

You know you're in a bad mood when you look at a doorstop and think "what the fuck are you so happy about?!!"

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

5 years

@GCornbread @MeJaneYouShutUp @GaryGulman @katewillett @punchlinesf Exactly. The SF system is standardized and objective. You put in the time, you will get a chance. The random alignment of good fortune that it takes to get passed at any nyc club is mind boggling.

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

4 years

In honor of Pride, it's Queens, Queens, Queens across the board on tonight's edition of @quipleague ! We've got @misssherryvine , @guybranum , @louisvirtel , @jayjurden , @karaklenk and @alexkoll !! 8pm PT/11pm ET

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

8 years

My girl @aliwong3000 's special comes out today. She's one of my favorites. Don't miss it!!

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

4 years

Hired a hooker out the back of Popular Science magazine. She gave me some geodesic dome.

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

4 years

My girl likes it doggy style. That's when she puts peanut butter on her pussy to trick me into going down on her.

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

10 years

Swamp Tang #naughtycomicbooks @midnight

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

5 years

Free comedy tonight at 8pm on the roof of the @acehotel in downtown LA with me, @DanSoder @shengwangtime @marcellacomedy @paigeweldon @grantlyon1 !! Plus DJ @tridential on the wheels of steel.

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

11 years

igLou Reed #FrozenBands @midnight

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

10 months

Here’s a downside to having kids that no one talks about. My new special is out now!!

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

13 years

The manatee is the bbw of the sea

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

10 years

Meth Lab for Cutie's "What Sarah Palin Said" #redneckasong @midnight

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

10 years

Marvel vs Doing Anything Worthwhile With My Life #stonervideogames @midnight

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

4 years

Skankfest 2021 is lit!

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

10 years

There's regular person nice, and then there's "religious/recovered addict" nice.

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

4 years

Imagine opening that panel and finding a mouse at that desk jacking off to @Pornhub .

Sharron Paul

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4 years

A $3000/month studio in Brooklyn.

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

5 years

Yeah man, it's gonna be a blast! People of Indianapolis, get your tickets while you still can!!!

Dave Attell

@attell

5 years

Hey @louiskatz - the @HeliumComedyIND gig is happening next weekend - can't wait. Tix @

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

10 years

Stony Hawk: Pro Waiter #stonervideogames @midnight

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

13 years

"The ugliest man I ever met was a woman in San Francisco." - Mark Twain

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

10 years

Graffiti in 2014 Brooklyn http://t.co/KGXS2maDtW

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

3 years

Had a killer time with @attell last week at the @dcimprov . They're bringing me back to do my own headlining week there Feb 18-20. Get tix now before you forget and then I have to remind you and things get awkward!!

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

3 years

Thanks Dave!

Dave Attell

@attell

3 years

Hot off the Moontower comedy festival.. @louiskatz is taping a special!!! He’s one of the best of the best. If you are a hardcore comedy fan..you gotta see this show...

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

10 years

A Constant Never Ending Stream of Free Online Content, Rendering the Publishing Industry As We Know It Obsolete #ruinamagazine @midnight

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

9 years

"You're too good a comedian to take a bus" - @almadrigal , giving me the best compliment / saddest analysis of my career

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

4 years

Watch your back, Abe Froman. You could be next.

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

10 years

Optimus subPrime Mortgage #ruinatoy @midnight

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

6 years

Another bangin show coming up this Thursday 9/13 at the @acehotel in DTLA w/ me, @kylekinane , @chrisfairbanks , @Maggiemayehaha @AmberSmelson and special surprise guests! 8pm. Rooftop. FREE!!!

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

4 years

Every Tues & Thurs at 8pm PT/11pm ET @gograntgordon & I co-host a livestream of pro comedians playing QuipLash called @quipleague . Tonight we've got: @guybranum , @moshekasher , @aparnapkin , @bethstelling , @zachsherwin & @ROBOTCAITLIN Watch & vote at

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

9 years

Jeff Ross looks like white Shrek. Except Shrek had a successful movie career and a girlfriend. #roastofjustinbieber

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

10 years

Resident in My Parents' Basement #stonervideogames @midnight

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

10 months

A blast from Halloween past! Twenty two years ago at the legendary San Francisco Punch Line “The Archduke,” a time traveling pimp from the 18th Century, made his debut appearance.

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

4 years

My mind's tellin' me VP debate But my body's tellin' me Hubie Halloween

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

10 years

Breakfast At Tiffany's, But Just The Racist Part #RuinARomCom #RIPMickeyRooney @midnight

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

9 months

I don’t usually like to stereotype but when I do I like to nail it. Watch my new special, Present/Tense, free on YouTube

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

6 years

#BumpingMics is one of the funniest specials I’ve seen in a loooooong time! HIGHLY recommended!!

Netflix Is A Joke

@NetflixIsAJoke

6 years

Bumping Mics with Jeff Ross ( @RealJeffreyRoss ) and Dave Attell ( @Attell ) is now streaming, and the insults are already flowing.

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

6 years

Thanks Dave!

Dave Attell

@attell

6 years

Comedy fans you gotta check out @louiskatz 's new album. He’s on of the best joke writers working today. Check it out

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

10 months

Here’s a throwback set about when traveling your body doesn’t run itself in a democratic way.

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

3 years

On my way to The Bay! See you all real soon.

The Punch Line

@punchlinesf

3 years

Just one day left until @louiskatz takes the stage! Get your tickets at the link in bio. 🙌

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

6 years

Right now, Avicci, Barbara Bush, and Harry Anderson are jamming in heaven. RIP

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

11 years

Party of One #sadtvshows @midnight

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

11 years

Joseph and the Ill-Fitting Sweater #badbroadway @midnight

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

10 years

Boyz in Da White Hoods #redneckasong @midnight

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Louis Katz

@louiskatz

3 years

This is tomorrow! If you're anywhere near Manchester, NH, I hope to see you there!

Shaskeen Comedy

@ShaskeenComedy

3 years

Next Wednesday, the hilarious @louiskatz one night only in Manchester, New Hampshire. @TheShaskeenPub doors 7:30 show 8. As seen on Comedy Central, Jimmy Fallon, and on the road with Dave Attell. $10 at the door, no advance tix. 😎😎😎