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@lorian_mona

6 months

Keith Ang’ana is one of the greatest nerds to ever Nerd

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@myguyeli_ Rock bottom baby

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@txadel_ And is, very ritualistic looking

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@realdanielemeka I can't believe this is Emeka speaking and not Oguda 😂

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9 months

How nice. What did the Husband do to provoke her ?

R¡CKy🗽

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9 months

I have a very disturbing case. A woman just chopped his husband's genitalia

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6 months

I need to start a segment highlighting Luo stupidity, bc it be loud esp on twitter

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6 months

Ukileta wamama kwa meza wakuwe weupe please

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5 months

Being a Good Lawyer is 70 per cent Confidence + Audacity, 30 per cent Research .. You lose out on confidence and audacity,you cannot Penya.

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@lorian_mona

2 years

We talk a lot about Women in Tech, but my favourite genre of women is Women in Cross. (Cross-Examination)

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@lorian_mona

11 months

I am in a space with Octopizzo and he's just a beautiful smart man. Fr. Makes sense why I've always liked him and his music. You can always tell a smart person.

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@lorian_mona

11 months

@its_kimemia Its the way they are tiny and all the goodness is just right there you dont have to go far looking for goodies 😭 this way goodies, that way goodies 🥹

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9 months

@trinilady510 How old are you so that i prepare?

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@lorian_mona

1 year

I actually quit my job on their recommendation because it wasn’t good enough, he said “he doesnt understand how his daughter can take 20k salary as an Advocate” i only got admitted to the bar last year December. Anyway, quitting was the best thing i ever did

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7 months

This is Very Original of Nicki. She did it first.

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6 months

@BoredAtGym No it cant actually wait for her

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1 year

It ended in Curses. May the best man win.

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8 months

When Prof Wandia said men dont think of themselves or see themselves as a Gender , she was so right

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@lorian_mona

8 months

Tribalism is worth speaking of? 💀

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@ker_ottis

8 months

And the Luo Nation has spoken! @FaithOdhiambo8 endorsed in Kisumu!

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7 months

@enhle_ntombela @ntandomatini_ @Zamma_Khumalo Yes

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9 months

I wonder what my professional ethics teacher Mr. Steven Mallowah has to say about the decision by SCOK. I value his opinions

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@lorian_mona

10 months

Trying to look hot in a loo 🤧

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@lorian_mona

1 year

@TheLawyerAfrica @LawyerNduga @KubwaAdvocates @rayness_llc Rayness LLC, the first sign of unseriousness

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@lorian_mona

1 year

Brian amepea Sonko Instructions.. 😭

Mike Sonko

@MikeSonko

1 year

To Brian Mwenda's relatives, friends and members of the public in general. Brian Mwenda is not on Twitter. It is pertinent that members of the public do not associate statements posted on those Twitter accounts with Mr Brian Mwenda. All formal communication or relevant

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1 year

I had also just helped him with some research , i had also come home from a funeral , where he also was , and I hadn’t planned myself well, i just asked nicely lol 😂 He didn’t even pay me my research money .

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11 months

@KenyaPower_Care ENDS....... lmfaooo

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6 months

@astromamii_ @__smokkahontas And she is right. Look at you with your subliminal too.

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9 months

@naledimashishi She is actually quite the dancer

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5 months

@Simphiweyinkoc_ You dont get to decide what peoples boyfriends do or dont do. Focus on yours

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@lorian_mona

8 months

Perfect day to wear a Jean and some cute tiny top

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11 months

@mbiti_mwondi Aah, this has always been happening, not even shocked that its Mumias

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6 months

@sighswoon You can literally learn that by yourself?

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10 months

@ianmbunde Immediately he took the job I knew

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@lorian_mona

1 year

I really don't think this was Brian's intent for it to get this far.. now I feel sorry for him 🫨

Mike Sonko

@MikeSonko

1 year

Law-abiding citizens. Already in court for plea taking. Enjoy the rest of your day.

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1 year

Kenyan math is?

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3 months

@elcayote1 @Rangitheartist Yes an accidental shot to the head

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@lorian_mona

11 months

Hivi ndio watu huku hunikatia na huwa siradi. Dwanzi mimi. Oooh, I want to send you a news article, I want you to join a forum, I have a case. Na mimi I'm naively thinking that's the case I am familiar with y'alls game now. Yah can't trick me 🤧

A RICH LIFE AIN'T EASY🍁

@Tristan_Merik

11 months

Hey Lorian, I'd love to talk to you about something but in private. Can you open your DM ?

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@lorian_mona

3 months

Y’all need to stop having this pathetic Herd Mentality. Sorry for the bad language. But its pathetic. Unblocking Amerix? Cause he possibly said what you already know?

Njeri Wa Migwi™

@NjeriWaMigwi

3 months

Unblocks Amerix 😭😭 For this season #rejectfinancebill2024

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@lorian_mona

8 months

Re: Elsa Majimbo. I can’t believe you are saying she should not speak about colorism because you don’t like her because you think she is attention seeking. That shit is crazy.

Toph - Electrical Engineer 🇰🇪

@W_Asherah

8 months

If you do not learn to humanize every woman you meet, even the ones you disagree with, I don't think you're doing the feminism thing you think you're doing. Every woman is a person, even the one you dislike.

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11 months

@prplexi Men's hoodies sure do know how to hoodie though

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11 months

@mumbi_wathika Would have been better if she was Kyuk honestly 😭🤧

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7 months

@Uchenna2855 @NjeriWaMigwi Which is ?

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@lorian_mona

11 months

I will never hate Kim Kardashian.

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11 months

@ConradKulo I cant believe the reasoning. Did they actually end up giving people wheelbarrows btw ?

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11 months

@jakesmare The first one is more Nandi.. This one gives Delamare ..

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11 months

@Mareh3mu @Tusk8rman We are blaming Luo men for colourism???? Lmfaooooo.

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@lorian_mona

9 months

Luos are emotionally manipulative, and toxic smh. 😭

DHOLUO DICTIONARY , PhD

@Thriving_luos

9 months

Chieng moro ubiro gone DHOLUO DICTIONARY erokamano kuom fwenyo kod encourage yawuot Luo mondo otigi LCM e rito dak. Nyiluo kod nyi kabinde moko ma date kata ma onyuom gi yawuot Luo sani mor kendo onge mental health issues nikech LCM. Koro adhi patent LCM next week. Ngama ongeyo

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20 days

@JohnDoe1871991 @444scarface You look stupid

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1 year

@abdulnassir21 They are calling us Gatekeepers for saying this is an Outright Lie! Then they want to use that to discredit our competencies. Hiyo nimekataa.

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@lorian_mona

1 year

@RasJohnNjui Was it KRA or because i disowned him earlier or which one? Or because he has a million dependents or because im not in his league? Hakuna KRA hapo 😭

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@lorian_mona

11 months

@Kipsmithers301 It's not even a joke. A little self love and respect goes a long long way

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@lorian_mona

1 year

LSK President: “findings indicate that the masquerader applied the use of a common international fraud scheme known as Business Email Compromise (BEC) where a criminal in this case BM identified a genuine advocate status as being inactive, made contact to the Seceretariat”…

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@lorian_mona

7 months

Cat owners are actual insane people because this is exactly what i do to my cats 😭😭 ALAFU “ Thh thh thhh” (calling a cat) is universal ???? 😭

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7 months

@mwikali47 @W_Asherah See also this:

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@rehema_sifa

7 months

"Nobody warned you that the women whose feet you cut from running would give birth to daughters with wings." ~ Ijeoma Umebinyuo Happy International Women's Day

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7 months

@FundsOverBuns Shut Up little bitch

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8 months

I remember this one , crazy

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8 months

The CRAZY STORY of GLADYS CHANIA Rich politician who killed her husband for loving another woman. THREAD. 2/2

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6 months

@Davidclint146 @wabekwajr Yeah we can tell

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7 months

Obviously inspired by Beyoncé Let the Beehive have this. This is not original minaj.

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7 months

Nicki Minaj looks phenomenal for the opening night of her #PinkFriday2 World Tour.

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8 months

Your miserable self loathing assess just couldn't wait to bully her,

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8 months

Mathenge, Oliver, you are truly not the Metric

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5 months

His afterlife being ushered in true Taurus fashion 🐂, plus during (the start of)Taurus season.. Buru also means Earth/soil. And taurus is an Earth sign! Poetic Ritual!

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5 months

This evening I condoled with the family and friends of Gen. Francis Omondi Ogolla at his father Mzee Joel Oketch's home in Masumbi village, Alego Usonga Constituency. We performed the Luo traditional ritual "Tero Buru". Tomorrow we will send off the General as a true hero in

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8 months

@lifeofa_g01 Its not about the nut, its about the girth and the filling

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4 months

@Binat_Aji You are right. You are your own problem.

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@lorian_mona

10 months

Can we all just agree that maybe we are just not monogamous? 😭 😹😹😹

Dreyanna 🥰❤️♍️

@Dreyanna12

11 months

So guys yesterday I was going to visit "loml" who apparently lives in Wendani it was a surprise visit . There was this girl seated next to me who was also going to Wendani to see "my man" that's how she saved him she called him and they were talking.

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1 year

You chose your parents to teach you some life lessons, sometimes love, sometimes courage Your parents are not god, if they hate you leave them alone, go find love elsewhere, It has worked well for me

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6 months

Absolutely nothing good can come from the past.

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@lorian_mona

1 year

I have been in school. Pupillage. Etc. nitoe wapi rent? Transport? Suti? Nairobi. Sio kwetu. Mimi ni wa Western. Do you know the legal profession? We wacha. 😂 i was still in school unable to pay rent

Ben K'Omenda🪡

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1 year

@KenyanAlmighty @T_rell58 @lorian_mona Kulipiwa rent isn't. So the dad is still right. Mtu mkubwa ajitegemee.

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3 months

Manifesting a Big Law guy so we can cause chaos for decades (like my header)

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6 months

These two cows are misogynists sweetie but im sure you rdgaf

fragrance and foolishness

@Brieyonce

6 months

When the war on men with mics starts, don’t touch these two.

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3 months

The last two "clients" I have attended to in a Conveyancing held/hold their wives in the Highest regard. Saying things like "My better Half" in absentia. Old peoples. Accomplished peoples too. Wishing that kind of regard and esteem on myself and all women. Inshallah.

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@MaureenInKwenia You have a beautiful attitude and outlook to life. May your next chapter be filled with the same Bounty and Abundance. Thanks for sharing the magic and beauty that is Kwenia with us.

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8 months

@Gr8WorkProject @Thiohna @diceknobs @ladytime11 You proved her point for her

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1 year

@wmnjoya He didnt win cases… this is an outright lie please..

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11 months

@lettherebecode_ @MaggietheMezzo He is both. You can be both imagine ?

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7 months

@adapleasenow @DedeMcBitch Are you okay?

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@lorian_mona

10 months

Standards zangu ziko. Among them is never being in the same vicinity as you.

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10 months

@CNairobian1_ @lorian_mona Mtu anapiga picha expressway anaset standards haziko😂 Awuoro

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10 months

She’s getting a job soon

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8 months

This is a lawyer btw

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@Kalasinga_

8 months

BTW. These are how many tenants behave when they are late on rent. Wanafurisha kichwa. In such a case, stop coming to lawyers to do demand letters, itararuliwa tu. Pay a couple of cops and goons to forcefully throw them out. Wacha wao waende court wafanye kesi wakiwa elsewhere.

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Okay can i hate? Technical hater here? To be very honest, the video edits are making it very hard for me to concentrate or follow up on what the dancer is doing. I cant see her dancing ..

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Bro, this babe can dance 😍

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1 year

@DrIndyEinstein omg Indy

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@notgwendalupe

1 year

Vanessa Hudgens as The Black Widow

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11 months

@alexmwanzo Arent you like married or in a relationship or something?

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4 months

“Why can’t he be shallow like us and talk about Booty cheeks?”

TL Elder

@mwabilimwagodi

4 months

I'm afraid of watching that Joe Rogan episode with Terrence Howard. Is Terrence normal? Why can't he go on a podcast and just talk about Diddy or racism like the rest of those black entertainers? Why the fuck is he talking about the periodic table???

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7 months

POV, your Brother is a Chef 👨🏾‍🍳

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2 months

Woke up at 4am, read and wrote, pilates at 7 am. Cooked. By 8am. Glammed up in a mini. Court. Extension. Granted. Time to read and write some more. Still morning. Also Occupy JKIA.

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@lorian_mona

5 months

Naaah. Yall think too lowly of yourselves. Vitu zingine unaona na macho. Sasa Havard ni kitu ya kuogopa?

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@tekin_saeko

5 months

X is just funny😅 beef ni ya Havard Law na NYU alafu jamaa wa CUEA mwenye ni pupil anasema ati yeye pia anatosha mboga. 🤣 Even great minds on here can't get in between.

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4 months

What Poverty?

Jordan Sumbu

@JordanSumbu

4 months

So we’ve already discussed how tasteless it is to use African poverty as an aesthetic for photo ops. We call out non-black people for doing this. So this is a reminder that even black people should not be exempt from being held accountable for this behavior.

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5 months

Even Academics are insecure with low self esteem? We live and practice in the ghetto. What is this?

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@lorian_mona

8 months

Btwz as a woman , get used to being called a Malaya or Prostitute, whether by men or your fellow women.

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10 months

Bring back real men who care about Society.

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10 months

I have the absolute worst taste in men. Omg. We really never making it out the single bloc. Also, im crazy.

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3 months

@kwabenaboatman You obviously still have some growing up to do. Both of you

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6 months

Do you know of a jaluo who is a Muslim?

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@lorian_mona

5 months

Imagine boarding a train, and then ahead, lies a Ludo Puzzle!

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5 months

The rains have washed off the railway track between Dagoretti market and Thogoto. #flooding

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8 months

Sure, let's pretend we don't understand why

Ms. Angie

@AngelMwendee

8 months

A few months ago I saw a tweet here of a guy who after loosing his job he then lost his girlfriend...what’s the problem with this generation...girls you mean nowadays being employed is a qualification for a relationship? There's something I'm not understanding 🤔

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1 year

Felt cute, might delete later 🌸

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@lorian_mona

10 months

Good morning Ovulation twitter

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@lorian_mona

1 year

@t0nit0ne Its insane I went further and asked someone why they did that and they were like “am i supposed to walk around with it?” I told them yes, they said “there’s usually people who clean” .. i asked whether they pay these people, im not even sure what they said after, like, bro..

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6 months

@mmmrian I unplease people

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2 months

Okay. But I'm a damn good lawyer. I do well in court. So far.

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3 months

@Mrangy_N @ElsaAngel19 Now do Ayra Starr

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7 months

@AnnieNyambura6 She posted the video laughing mind you

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