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(they/them) fka woke_WOC_wook ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ โšง๏ธ free Palestine. land back. Black lives matter. defend trans lives. end all genocides. zionism is a death cult. acab!!!

New York, USA
Joined March 2011
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 months
โญ•๏ธ PHISH+DEAD PRINTS/STICKERS 4 GAZA! Raising money to help evacuate Belal & fam from Gaza. Pls share w/ as many phans + deadheads as possible & buy some art if you can <3 DM me your order w/ proof of donation (receipt from Gofundme or Venmo @LeahC93 ) ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
White ppl- pls dont make a comment to me about my race/ethnicity/skin color at the jam band show!! it makes me feel uncomfortable and reminds me that i am a minority in this space. I get that itโ€™s very exciting for you to see ~diversity~ but pls just bite your tongue k thx
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
I GOT A JOB!!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ after like 2 fucking years of living on long island, feeling lost, and trying to find a music job amidst a pandemic, a company that i believe in saw my value ๐Ÿ˜‡ youre looking at the executive assistant to the ceo at city winery international ๐Ÿ˜Ž v grateful!!
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
This was a cool thing that happened back in the day... we won the @phish halloween costume contest in 2014 ๐Ÿ‘ป
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
2 months
cant wait to bully every white person i see at the expensive mondegreen phish festival into donating $5 to help safely evacuate our friend Belal and his family of ten from Gaza <3 i'll even give you one of these heady stickers in return :)
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
Looking to date a phish phan so we can be insufferable ~together~ ๐Ÿค—
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
Experienced my 1st career highlight at the new job- my boss let me take lead on art direction for a poster we made for John Mulaney as a gift, to thank him for his 37 sold out shows with usโ€ฆ I got to give it to the man himself yesterday ๐Ÿคฉ he was so happy and gave me a hug ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅฐ
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
Ted Cruz heard Morgan Wallen said the n-word so he decided to copy his haircut in solidarity
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
If you canโ€™t handle me at my #wookwednesday then you do NOT deserve me at my #thottythursday
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
If youโ€™re transphobic (example: you think trans girls shouldnโ€™t play on girls sports teams) please PLEASE unfollow me!!!!
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
I GOT AN APT IN BROOKLYN!!!! Im getting off this island!!! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
MF DOOM mural - Portland, ME
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
what were some of the first CDs you ever owned? (i dont wanna see the CDs that technically belonged to your parents) here's mine!
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
I just registered to be a bone marrow donor... Today i learned Black people have less than 30% of finding a match. Please sign up via the link below so we can increase these odds :)
@BIPOCHousing_MA
(FKA @ItsWalela- Plz read Pinned)
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
Trey really do be rearranging the same love/light lyrics and making "new" songs... i want more songs about tannis roots and lipstick perfume flypapers and shit
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
Holy shit Britney Spears had an IUD inserted against her willโ€ฆ. Im gonna throw up
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
how to make friends during a pandemic
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
Me when concerts come back and Phish tour goes on sale
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Brian Entin
4 years
My friendโ€™s mom trying to get a vaccine appointment for her 92-year-old grandma this morning in Manatee County, Florida. It worked.
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
Ok so i def need to learn how to โ€œmodelโ€ lol but hereโ€™s me in 2 wide-leg jumpsuits by the small fashion brand archerie in nyc. I bought the patchwork one :)
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
Yall i got asked to be a model today for a small nyc fashion designer whose clothes im obsessed with!!! He said he liked my vibe and that his clothes look like theyโ€™re made for me ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
If i were black hole sun, i would simply cum
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
STORY OF THE WORLD. THANK YOU @Marc_Brownstein ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’›
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sneakinsorceress ๐ŸŒฌโœจ
3 years
Nothing like seeing someone rage their favorite jam โ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธ @woke_WOC_wook
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
At the bagel store today they announced โ€œbagel for leahโ€ and an old guy with an earring working there goes โ€œmy dogโ€™s name is leah, sheโ€™s amazingโ€ and then he showed me pics of his dog and says to the pic on his phone โ€œdont worry leah ill be home soon to care for youโ€
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
1 thotty pic = 20 new followers and 0 DMs... todayโ€™s #thottythursday is truly blessed ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿค— RESPECT.
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
Another person thought i was 19 today but then i showed them my music loverโ€™s ipodโ„ข๏ธ and now they know im an old
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
2 months
this guy at the phish festival told me that he โ€œ hopes everyone in Gaza dies of disease โ€œ and then called me antisemitic lol
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
Man on subway who told me i look like meg griffin is my new arch nemesis
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
Good morning Brownie!! ๐ŸคŽ Here is day 2 of me kindly requesting you and the band play Story of the World on Saturday ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ i love so many of your songs but this one puts the biggest smile on my face, pls make my dream come true!! @Marc_Brownstein
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
Yall i got asked to be a model today for a small nyc fashion designer whose clothes im obsessed with!!! He said he liked my vibe and that his clothes look like theyโ€™re made for me ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
my mom just said the reason why i haven't heard back from any of the jobs ive applied for is because i don't have a line on my resume that says "skills: microsoft office"
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
What if Matt was short for Mattrick and Pat was short for Patthew?
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
In the past week ive seen John Mulaney, Chris Rock and Jon Stewart do stand-up as part of my job ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
2 months
viva viva palestina ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
"i know you like Phish and stuff but like what are your thoughts on psychedelics?" -my therapist to me today ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
pls forgive me
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
I want to marry whoever invented this
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
Superbowl commercial idea: John Mayer for colgate or crest toothpaste singing โ€œcavitiesโ€ to the tune of his song โ€œgravityโ€
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
Told my dyslexic partner i got a DUI and they said great now we dont need to worry about getting pregnant
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
relationship goals
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
27 days
seeing a cyber truck with a boot on it in new york city really made my day
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
Not me talking Steely Dan with my favorite comedian who also loves Steely Dan โ˜ ๏ธ
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
2 months
custom tee for my best friend declan, flawlessly printed by @ohnnnnnnnnnnnno ๐Ÿ’œ
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
channeling our inner russian kid dancing in a nightclub ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
Not me driving to brooklyn at 8am to make the last day of a chocolate donut festival featuring 18 different types of chocolate donuts ๐Ÿฉ
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
Just moved bc this man is not wearing a mask, which on LIRR trains means youre subject to a $50 fine. I told the conductor, who said โ€œthat man is a copโ€ so i said โ€œdoes that mean heโ€™s above the lawโ€ & the conductor said โ€œno it means he should be enforcing the lawโ€ yet here we are
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
We should at least acknowledge Jesus as a magician
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
Fool me once, shame on poo... Fool me twice, shame on pee
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 months
if i see you at mondegreen and you dont buy one of these stickers itโ€™s over between us
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
Steely Dan has no business being this good
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
Megan Thee Scallion Pancake
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
I am officially going to see @disco_biscuits and whatโ€™s different about this time seeing them is I actually like them now lol F
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
2 months
from the moon to Gaza with love โค๏ธ
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
1 month
it took 21 minutes lmao im excused
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
1 month
wearing my Free Palestine tshirt to jury duty in Long Islandโ€ฆ lets see how long it takes for me to get excused from serving
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
My coworker just texted me and started with โ€œHey squirrel,โ€ and it kinda sounds like โ€œhey gurlโ€ and i very much prefer โ€œhey squirrelโ€ so i guess pls call me a squirrel from now on
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
Just blocked my 600th follower LMAO l
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
My dad cooking bulgogi for me and singing ๐ŸŽถ bulgogi oh woe is me you cant even see the sea bulgogi, olgi ooo olgi golgi ๐ŸŽถ
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
going back to sleep pls wake me up when scientists discover how to 3D print prosciutto
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
does anyone have a recording of the sound of a nitrous tank filling balloons so i can have something to fall asleep to for the next 4 nights?
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
Omg im almost done learning my favorite david bowie song on bass ๐Ÿค 
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
2 months
fight me at mondegreen ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜˜
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
2 months
omg theyre here!! ๐Ÿ˜ with a $3-5 donation to Belalโ€™s gofundme you can get one of these sweet lil slaps! ๐Ÿ‰ DM me with proof of donation, i can mail em to you or meet up at mondegreen for pick up :)
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
Part of work today involved me eating free restaurant food and critiquing it... all of it was good too. I can finally say i got paid to eat! ๐Ÿค 
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
My ass?... THICC ๐Ÿ‘ My hair?... Thinning ๐Ÿ˜”
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
Im not a jack of all trades, i JACK OFF all trades ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคก
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
I hate the Godzilla Vs Kong movie ads that say โ€œONE WILL DIEโ€ like why does it have to be that way?? What if they joined forced and killed all humans i would love that
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
My boss asked me to make a 4 hour funk/soul playlist todayโ€ฆ big win for me
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
my non-jam-band friends told me they showed up to the hospital being like "got any extra doses?" and they were able to get vaxxed and i was just like wow yall really belong on drug band tour and you dont even know it
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
how the fuck does anyone have hope
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
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inspect3r (generational hater)
4 years
culverโ€™s cheese curds
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
my brother who hates phish always walks into my room when the part of the phish jam is playing that doesnt sound like music and i love it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
@giaginagirl pls note i do not know graphic design, i hope Tiger can forgive my use of comic sans ;)
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
Today is blessed bc im wearing my Portishead tshirt and walked past a person also wearing a Portishead tshirt and we had a nice little conversation about it ๐Ÿค
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
2 months
thank you to all the beautiful humans who bought a Gaza Phish sticker this weekend at mondegreen ๐Ÿ’š between print and sticker sales weโ€™ve raised close to $1000 for Belal and his family ๐Ÿ‰ i still have more stickers to sell, show some love โค๏ธ
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
Had to do it
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
โ€œNature is healing... nitrous is back!โ€ -girl with balloons after JRAD
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
i miss doing this bit i made up where i go out to dinner, overeat and then rub my belly as if i were pregnant and leave dinner walking with one hand on my lower back and the other hand rubbing my belly. my mom hates when i do this lmao
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
i hope they play Phish in hell
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
Omg my new coworker just miracleโ€™d me for JRAD see ya there Saturday ๐Ÿฅฐ
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
texts from last night ๐Ÿคฃ
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
Just bโ€™dayed my bโ€™hole ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿคก
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
Normalize rubbing your belly when youre not pregnant
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
Favorite Thanksgiving tradition? My dad waking everyone up by blasting โ€˜Aliceโ€™s Restaurantโ€™ throughout the entire house very early in the morning and my brother yelling โ€œturn that fucking shit offโ€ ๐Ÿฅฐ
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
started calling my bong "my partner" and announcing to my family "brb gonna go give my partner a blowjob" when i go smoke... they hate me ๐Ÿฅฐ
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
Every week i tell myself i will do my taxes next week ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
today i was playing Radiohead in my room and my grandma walked in and i asked her if she liked the music and she said it was "soothing but weird" and then i told her my best friend and i became friends bc of this band & then she said "that's why both of you dont have boyfriends"
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
Has anyone here ever just shut their phones off for a week? Thinkin about doin that...
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
Well that was a good 2 month run, back to being extremely depressed haha
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
Deleting twitter off my screen for the weekend bc i already have oysterhead fomo bye yall see ya tuesday ๐Ÿ‘‹
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
2 months
@OmriBenAmos im sorry for your loss. but im not raising money for hamasโ€ฆ im raising money for a family of 11, including 4 children under the age of 12. educate yourself and unbrainwash yourself.
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
My desk is blessed โ›“โšก๏ธ๐Ÿ’
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
Wtf is up with white hippie women calling themselves g*psy ???
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
New level of quarantine low is i just flirted with my mail man
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
LL Peen
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
Love when the sunset reminds me of the eye of sauron
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
ZZ Bottom
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
id like to meet 1 Monica whose name is short for Harmonica pls
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
i think ive built up enough confidence to finally wear a two piece swimsuit this year ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿฅฐ
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
Not me assisting one of my favorite comedians Hasan Minhaj tonight ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
3 years
Crazy how you can be friends with someone for like 15 years and then over the pandemic they become a zionist and block you on social media ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
John Mulaney & Pete Davidson at the Steely Dan concert at the Beacon is a whole new vibe now
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captain queefheart ๐Ÿ”ป
4 years
Thinking about having 2 kids and naming them Dolph and Finn
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