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@lonesometoast

1 year

losing it 😂💜

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@lonesometoast

3 years

i don't know who needs to hear this but Dan Levy is hosting SNL on 2/6

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6 years

My five-year-old just referred to Oscar the Grouch as “Trash Grover” and I may never recover

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2 years

@abernothing @jzux this is chaotic, thank you

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important Murph update from our friends at @WBSSTL !

World Bird Sanctuary

@WBSSTL

1 year

Murphy does not need a real egg to feel accomplished!!He’s quite content with his rock, and VERY protective of it! After his spring hormones have run their course, he will get bored and move on to other activities. Poor rock.

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2 years

@MNateShyamalan not bed, not bath, but a sinister third thing

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Murphy (and his rock) live at World Bird Sanctuary in St. Louis, an extraordinary place that rehabilitates birds of prey and provides lifelong care for many kinds of birds who cannot be released back into the wild. @WBSSTL 💜

Home - World Bird Sanctuary

Support Us in Our Mission We protect and preserve birds and their habitats through conservation, rehabilitation, and education. Visit Now Learn More Upcoming Events Read Info Educational Programs...

www.worldbirdsanctuary.org

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1 year

@txdemforever Omg I want to option the rights to this animated film

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1 year

@mcbrydeSTL somewhere a TERF-bird is "just askin' questions"

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6 years

Good on @RuthsChris in STL for ceasing to advertise with Jamie Allman. Much respect for companies that take a stand with their dollars. Cc: @staceynewman @Jack_Seigel

Ruth's Chris

@RuthsChris

6 years

@BikeCurmudgeon Thanks for bringing this to our attention. Upon further investigation, our franchise partner has stopped its advertising. Thank you again for your concern.

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1 year

please excuse the rage in my tweets for the foreseeable future but today i learned adult men have been messaging my 9yo daughter

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1 year

My dearest Cynthia, I write to you today a broken man. Despite our best efforts, the Cracker Barrel fell. We fought for its potpourri-scented gift shop, its tabletop puzzles. Our tears and sweat mixed with the cream gravy atop the chicken fried steaks.

Texas Family Project

@FamilyProjectTX

1 year

We take no pleasure in reporting that @CrackerBarrel has fallen. A once family friendly establishment has caved to the mob.

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4 years

@RaxKingIsDead love a good Christian honk

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2 years

both of my babies are on lockdown right now at two separate elementary schools and i wish i could just go get them and hug them

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1 year

i think about this tweet so often that i am a true liability when listening to a Rat Pack compilation or dining at a red-sauce italian joint

paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner)

@danlehnermusic

1 year

What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)

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@clhubes my 10yo took 4+ years to conceive and my 5yo was "oh hey haha yay!" and -- can confirm that the parallels are real

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2 years

@JakeKeuhlen @aweary "too spicy" is always the move. things i've convinced my 4yo are too spicy include but are certainly not limited to: - potato chips - sparkling water - top ramen - pizza that is specifically mine

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2 years

@mushroomnar @jarvis he nose what he did :'(

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6 years

Hi @rgay . Today I had coffee with a survivor of sexual violence who never thought she could tell her own story. She met you at your reading in #STL and you were so kind to her. She felt heard, inspired. This week, her memoir sees publication. ❤️✊🏻

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1 year

@vivaciousvandal can we wait for him to fall asleep and sub in a fertilized egg

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2 years

it isn't, and we are

Blake Schuster

@Schustee

2 years

If Missouri is so great, explain why its two biggest cities look like they're actively trying to escape?

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5 years

If you think are bagels are wild, just wait till you see our ~urban green space~ and ~comparative cost of living~ (not a joke tweet, just tired of people bagging on the middle of the country)

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1 year

asking for photos of her with her stuffed animals? I will k*ll you myself

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@arznasun1 @JasonKander Thank you for phrasing it as 200,000 families. 💕

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1 year

@OmnishamblesFPL murphy lives in a sanctuary. the majority of the birds of prey here have sustained injuries (either in the wild or at inhumanely run zoos) that render them incapable of flight. those who can be rehabilitated are released; those who can't are cared for at the sancutary for life <3

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1 year

Also I have these pedophiles’ email addresses

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3 years

hey Missouri! Thanks for fucking it up so bad that my 3 year old now has to wear a mask to daycare.

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1 year

I hope you all die 🙏🏻

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@Kaitlin_M_Ruiz omg i had totally forgotten about that but it was cringingly glorious

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1 year

he thought these boots were a good idea AND made someone take this photo; i once again beseech illinois to mercy-annex the city of st. louis

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2 years

sorry, still losing my mind over charters that brag about their teachers not being certified and having “real life experience”

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2 years

talk one minute of shit about public schools and i will come at you with all of the gracious, empathetic, fiercely loving, protective ways SLPS teachers and staff treated our children today.

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two ladies in the coffee shop discussing their daughters' weight and i might need one of you to provide me with an alibi right quick

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@JoshMsquared we are all incubating rocks, spiritually

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4 years

In the event that this helps someone: I had COVID for 8 weeks. I have recovered thanks to amazing family and friends. But I am also ready to fight anyone who calls it a hoax.

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i've been to so many wonderful american cities but st. louis remains the most fascinating and, in so many ways, the most beautiful i do not wish to argue

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Whoever referred to Chesterfield's dumbass plan to secede from the county as Chexit is my new best friend. CHEXIT

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excuse me, he is not the stepdad; he is the dad who stepped up 🫡

Male bald eagle plays stepdad at World Bird Sanctuary

Murphy isn’t a stepfather. He’s the feathered father who stepped up!

fox2now.com

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am i going to post less in 2023? no. will the quality of my posts improve? also no

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1 year

i love STL, but damn, our lack of walkability is depressing. walkable cities are THE DREAM and should be the norm

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1 year

@RespectfulMemes i live here, took that photo, and posted this nearly two weeks ago, my dudes

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1 year

losing it 😂💜

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@vanillycrunch @LegacyRussell @mcmansionhell I have been in thif exact fituation

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6 years

Jamie Allman made his account private. Guess he doesn’t like it when people take him to task for tweeting about sodomizing kids who survived school schoolings. Real titan of media right there.

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@cooterhog he knew what he needed to do, and he got it done. nothing but respect

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@elextra__ @DocNum4 tremendous icon

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@YungWhippersna4 @notdrosebih @chxrrydolls @JaviBaez23 @I_heart_lies @smorguspeterson @michaelcarrotu the macchiato mafioso

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@marlowetatiana Why Not

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1 year

oh NO we are NOT fucking doing this when the word “gifts” literally exists

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3 years

shout out to the driver in front of me on Chippewa with the ultimate STL joke: a ~vanity plate~ that says TMP TAG

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1 year

This is what you get without an HOA. We have one place in our neighborhood that isn’t governed by the HOA and this is what we get as a neighbor.

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4 years

(•_•) <) )╯wear / \ \(•_•) ( (> a / \ 😷 <) )> mask / \

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2 years

so we’re getting up and doing it all over again, huh. #StLouis

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2 years

i don't know why the detail of the Central kids being evacuated to the grocery store is so harrowing but it fuckin is

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5 years

Good news: my kindergartener ate braised greens at a restaurant Bad news: she turned to me mid-forkful and said, “maybe if you cooked vegetables as good as this, I would eat them.”

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2 years

vicky hartzler frantically googling “how to change name to Eric”

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2 years

as a survivor of sexual violence, seeing eric greitens just get absolutely embarrassed feels great. but seeing steve roberts get humiliated? next-level. none of you abusers are slick. we all know.

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1 year

st. louis, i am honestly asking: does any other american city break its own heart again and again like we do?

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5 years

So Louisville is basically what happens when New Orleans and Nashville have a baby together and the kid is super lowkey

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2 years

no one needs an AR-15. fucking NO ONE NEEDS AN AR-15.

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2 years

we're talking a lot about dumpster sled guy, AS WE SHOULD BE, but we're not talking enough about how he disinfected the dumpster lid in his bathtub

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2 years

my 8yo having to do virtual school on a bona fide snow day after two years of hell = my villain origin story

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1 year

@magneticksara @abracadocious I actually worried about that 🥹🥹🥹

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3 years

ALL of the congrats to my wonderful husband, @ianfroeb , on winning first place in food criticism from @WeAreSFJ . it was for this, a piece that moved me to tears both then and now.

Fear, grace and vegan poutine: Notes on the end of the restaurant beat as I know it

Restaurant critic Ian Froeb tries to capture the two weeks when everything about dining out changed.

www.stltoday.com

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4 years

Our 7-year-old made this very simple list

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5 years

i (truly) don't know who needs to hear this, BUT, if you are a woman in an abusive relationship, i've got you and i can get you out. we can be close friends or we can have never met. i have resources and i am D O N E with abusers.

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2 years

STL, if you're looking for an easy getaway (wee vacation, not fleeing a crime), cannot recommend Louisville highly enough. just under 4 hours from our downtown to theirs, and so walkable and compact that you can fit in a ~lot~ of fun. recommendations forthwith:

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2 years

respectfully, are you watching the newest season of St. Louis, Missouri

Alan Sepinwall

@sepinwall

2 years

#TheWire debuted 20 years ago tonight. I wrote about all the ways the HBO masterpiece has proven impossible to duplicate, no matter how often other shows try to imitate parts of it:

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4 years

weird take: I find no solace in, nor do I celebrate, the governor and his wife having COVID. it’s a terrible sickness; it stole my summer, and I’m one of the lucky ones. I hope they recover well and tell the truth about this thing.

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3 years

hey boy are u a pothole bc u are all over st. louis and i am doing everything i can to avoid u

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2 years

OUR 4YO IS GETTING THE VACCINE!!!!!!!!!!!! i could cry (i still might) 💜

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3 years

I had a self-managed abortion. we tried for a baby for nearly five years, wanted nothing more. that end-of-first-tri checkup, supposed to be so joyful? Just a doppler picking up *nothing* and my wonderful OB ushering me out a side door so i could cry privately. (1/xx)

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1 year

whenever 3 men are gathered, that's called a podcast

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5 months

@joshcarlosjosh respectfully, this is the champion:

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4 years

Also staying home. 💕 Who else?

Aimee Muirnin Dunne

@aimeeinstl

4 years

So many in #STL are acting like tomorrow is “back to normal”. Making restaurant plans, suggesting dates, visiting family. Yeah, I’m bored and lonely and miss regular work and life. This is really hard. But I’m staying home! I hope I’m still in the majority. 🙋🏻‍♀️

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so our governor . . . ⚠️ went into a crowded room ⚠️ minus a mask ⚠️ in a part of our state that is being pummeled by the delta variant ⚠️ and had unmasked chats with kids too young to receive a vaccine got it. great photo op, sir. just all-around stellar work

Governor Mike Parson

@GovParsonMO

3 years

We toured the Boys and Girls Club of Poplar Bluff this morning, and met with students ages 6-17 years old attending the summer care program.

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*OR* you could just let trans children (and adults) live their lives rather than spending taxpayer dollars to elevate your bigotry, you dumb potato

Emily Manley

@EmilyManleyTV

1 year

#NEW | @GovParsonMO says he will call a special session if the General Assembly does not pass legislation restricting transgender athletes from playing on the team that matches the sex on their birth certificate and banning gender-affirming care for minors. #moleg

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4 years

so furious at our dumb, science-eschewing, ethically compromised fucking governor that i can barely think straight.

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4 years

first-grade zoom just got TURNT because a kid's turtle crawled into view

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3 years

I feel sick reading this letter. Dr. Khan should not have been subjected to this.

Abby Llorico

@AbbyLlorico

3 years

Dr. Faisal Khan, acting health director, sent this letter to Chairwoman Days following what he calls “racist, xenophobic, and threatening behavior” at last night’s council meeting. He admits he threw a middle finger at some people on the way out following physical/verbal assault

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late-stage capitalism is having to do all my little work tasks while both my kids are on lockdown and the helicopters have been circling for three hours

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2 years

my 4yo's daycare is closed due to COVID and he is currently playing "taco restaurant" if anyone would like a taco. options are chicken, beef, or jelly

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4 years

Omg this man is so embarrassing

Josh Hawley

@HawleyMO

4 years

My letter to the FEC re ⁦ @Twitter ⁩ ⁦ @Facebook ⁩ potential violation of federal election law

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our governor is truly one of the worst people out there. just a feckless, bad-faith potato of a man who parrots whatever stupid things his advisors whisper in his ear

Jonathan Shorman

@jonshorman

1 year

NEW - Missouri Gov. Mike Parson, speaking to The Star, breaks his silence on Ralph Yarl by accusing President Joe Biden of politicizing the shooting From @Kacen #moleg

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they do tho

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1 year

we had a shooting yesterday on our block in broad daylight, and just now a neighbor who’s been here for 40 years brought us a beautiful bouquet and said “please don’t be discouraged.” If that isn’t the platonic ideal of community in these weird times 💜💜💜

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3 years

Thank you, @SLPS_INFO !

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@BrandyLJensen THANK YOU :: meaningfully closes living-room pocket door in home built in 1896 ::

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2 years

i am once again asking illinois to annex the City of St. Louis

St. Louis Post-Dispatch

@stltoday

2 years

Updated: Chesterfield venue adds age limit on Christmas drag show after criticism by GOP lawmaker by @KurtEricksonPD

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@dstark86 Might go on a crime spree

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2 years

it was the fuck around of times, it was the find out of times

Go! Magazine

@GoSTL

2 years

Fox 2 anchor Vic Faust fired from TV station after tirade

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my preferred forms of communication, ranked: 1. concise email 2. in-person meeting 3. text thread 4. twitter dm 5. fb message 6. us postal service 7. slack 8. messenger pigeon 9. skywriting 10. land shark 11-98. Eighty-seven people yelling in unison 99. phone

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3 years

based on the current scene at a bar in my neighborhood, COVID is apparently over. YAY WE DID IT* *we did not do it** **go home

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2 years

shove your thoughts and prayers entirely up your ass, and melt down the guns

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1 year

JESUS CHRIST lmao

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4 years

Living in Missouri is not just embarrassing, but deadly! Thanks @GovParsonMO

billboard pro

@billboardpro

4 years

Missouri Governor Says Concerts Can Resume Monday

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4 years

God, I love my City and region. STL, STAND UP.

David Carson

@PDPJ

4 years

Guy on his way home from work gets stuck in traffic because of protest march in Richmond Heights near St. Louis. He’s loving it.

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4 years

i have hit peak cognitive dissonance with all the brunching, vacationing, lake-going -- is there a different timeline where the virus doesn't exist? can i go? what's the password?

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4 years

I am so thankful for our new President and First Lady.

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@lonesometoast

2 years

twitter is dying and i am absolutely not learning a new platform. i will show up at your family gathering and yell my opinions. i will slide jokes under your door. i will drop memes on you from low orbit

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@lonesometoast

4 years

i'm less shocked by last night than i thought i would be, and i think i owe a lot of that to two books i read concurrently: @Isabelwilkerson 's Caste and @chick_in_kiev 's Culture Warlords. we need to stop saying "this isn't who we are!" and start being way more honest.

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